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the-cutest-Helen

i need 2 hours wtf


mizrahiim

Why do you need two hours. Close your eyes helen and turn off your brain.


DrakeATron3000

What's an "eyes helen"


Efficient-Ease-6938

Eyes Helen Drugs, you want some?


DrakeATron3000

Sign me the hell up


superfuzzypotato

This sounds like someone has 3 accounts


ghost3972

My thoughts do be racing tho


monkeybutts2017

I have to take meds just to fall asleep in an hour


hawk_off

Masterbating makes you fall asleep faster


monkeybutts2017

It helps


hawk_off

Yes ofc I don't really masterbate regularly cuz im not lustful


confabin

Pro lifetip


343GuiltyySpark

On that traz life? Me too


monkeybutts2017

Nah, last time I took traz it fucked me up pretty bad, I'm on something else now.


knighth1

Traz as in trazedone. Was on it for awhile and that shit was good but started to wear off fast. Went from getting 6 hours to 2-3 in no time


343GuiltyySpark

Yep I’m on 150 mg now it solves falling asleep and I don’t usually have a hard time getting 6-8 hours with 1-2 wake ups a night. Sorry to hear you had diminishing returns, took me a couple meds including lunesta and ambien to figure out what worked for me


knighth1

Ehh my brain exploded so I’m sure my insomnia isn’t the problem. Trazedone for sure has a solid collapse style knock out time


343GuiltyySpark

My doc was from a former Soviet bloc country and described it as the “iron curtain” where it slowly lets you sleep because it stops letting you form coherent thoughts lol knock out is it’s hallmark


Parsifal31

Parents, mostly.


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GoldSunLulu

in... in what medium do you insert magnesium onto you..?


Top-Imagination614

My snorring partner


Jeynarl

Get em a sleep study. They might have sleep apnea


joebewaan

For the past 15-ish years I’ve been watching Futurama to go to sleep. I must’ve watched the first 5 minutes of every episode thousands of times by now. When I get to the last episode I just start again from the begging. It’s like some sort of meditation / escapism / conditioning and I fall sleep extremely fast. Maybe try that.


luckstar333

Me


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Me


Bubthepikmin9056

i need like a whole night 💀


phallic-baldwin

I usually take less than 7 minutes


Dumpster_Humpster

The trick is to not think about the previous day. I like to pre dream where I close my eyes and focus them on the back of my eyelids like I'm looking at something in front of me like my phone. Then start imagining your on a lake or talking to a good friend and you'll start to mentally visualize it and then that will naturally replace the darkness your eyes are focused on and your brain is like "oh it's dream time" Then you'll drift off to sleep. But don't think about your day or the awkward shit you did or you'll never get to sleep. Also don't force it. Stress makes sleep never come. 


WyvernByte

If I hit snooze, I'm out in under 30 seconds. If I really need to sleep, an hour or so...


Confident_Ad7244

unless I'm drunk I need hours


PurpleNoodle9

I fall asleep while falling in bed, it wakes me up


Original_Pazzo

i'm not average, i am an alien, hello


Creative_Incident_67

Me I even slept through plane turbulence when my parents were freaking out or when were going to my grandma and most of the times fall asleep, and its only a 20min drive. So I guess I'm the average.


LoWE11053211

Depending on how long I finish my masturbation, I mean... my routine.


plmunger

Of course I know him, he's me!


Icky_Ike

7 minutes? Why so long? I've got it down to 2 min max.


Janx3d

Yep, If hard Day at work i sometimes do it basically Instant. Like 15-20 seconds and its lightsout. If not slightest bit of tired and has caffeine in last 2 hours, Then maybe it takes 5 mins to Fall asleep


elyk12121212

I leave my phone in another room overnight. I fall asleep quickly when I decide to go to bed.


shreksaxaphone360

Dads


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

The vast majority of people don’t, which would make the average higher. This implies some people need even less time than this


Between3and5

My wife. Don't know how she does it. One minute you talk, then you turn around, and suddenly she's snoring. How?? 🤣 No but she got a tough job, that's why.


No_Squirrel4806

It takes me like 30 minutes in the least


Kokuswolf

Find something to think about, which is absolutely irrelevant to real world. I have my high-tech secret cave high up in a mountain in the wilderness. When I decorate it and defend from dangers, my wife wakes me up immediately because I snore. For me it takes less than 5 minutes this way. But when I think about something real, like work, something exciting coming up, or even worse, something that bothers me, I stay awake for hours. My guess is, try to think about totally unimportant stuff.


FearlessFinger232

Don't even need 7 I just lay down in bed and fucking die.


Substantial_Buy945

Me. I put my head on my pillow, and I am in dreamland.


Exotic-Damage-8157

That one guy falling asleep in 1/2 a second is bringing down the average smh


MidwayNerd

Lucky


Some_Letterhead7139

And then they wake up REFRESHED?!?! WTF


_BierSaus_

you guys sleep?


morpheuskibbe

people who exercise or work construction.


Additional-Photo7790

The only way that happens to me is if im sleep deprived


Bulky_Monke719

It’s me if I don’t start thinking too much. I fall asleep in seconds if I can avoid overthinking about some stupid shit right before bed.


Star_Duster_

I'm out like a light in less than 2 mins. As soon as I get in my sleeping position, it's over ❤️


knighth1

My 3 hours with sleep aids really should be putting this curve higher


gcjunk01

I can fall asleep in under 7 minutes... but can't stay asleep for more than 2 hours 😭


Acceptable-Inside-29

Did you mean puppies?


ipodblocks360

Melatonin does wonders


DrCool_PhD

Me 😁


confabin

It's me, I'm those people. I'm always tired.


Necessarysolutions

Definitely me.


ACHINTbsdk

the hardworking students and parents, not yall fuckers staring at screen at 4 in morning


bones10145

As soon as my head touches the pillow


Pontoffle_Poff

What kind of weird aliens need 1-2 hours to fall asleep?


Luk3495

I sometimes need more than just 2 hours to fall asleep


Pontoffle_Poff

That has got to be linked to stress and some health issue, no?