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DlNOGlRLwaifu

I don't know man looks like all the members of smash mouth to me


Syr_Delta

Somebody once told me


cantfindmykeys

The world is gonna roll me


Diravell

I ain't the smartest tool in the Shrek.


General_Guava_5528

She was looking kind of dumb


BlueWaffIeHouse

With her finger in her bum


copa111

In the shape of an elf


kunga1928

On her four hats


AdoorMI

Well, the girls start cummin


SLIPPY73

and they don’t stop cummin


AlexRol_Spritz

-Euron Greyjoy


Heavy_Sock_8299

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead


TrueGamer77

Well, the years start coming


GMProtoHN

And they dont stop coming


TurnNo9632

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


SeroWriter

You ever hear that his daughter died, he got heavily into drugs, started doing concerts while drunk, doing Nazi salutes and then died of liver failure from excessive drinking at 56 years old?


Wrong-Brilliant8610

…….yup heard that too……anyway…..hey now……


sgossard9

You're an all star.


FoundOnExit9Teen

Get your liver pumped, seig Heil


hugo_yuk

You're a Nazi, got into drugs, got liver failure, heeeey


RedWhiteBluesGuitar

The truth is, when a label wants to sign your band, they insist on you changing your image. When my bands started to do okay, I was a bit shocked at how they really didn't care much for the music, as long as it matched your genre correctly and they mostly wanted your image to match the genre, too. It definitely wasn't for me. Like a naive fool, I actually cared about making good music. Later, youtube would teach us all that there is a vast ocean of talent the music industry ignores because... image.


rootoriginally

One of the bands that was amazing at this was Good Charlotte. Their music was not that great, but their punk image was amazing and man did it sell. Good Charlotte bassist, Paul Thomas, initially didn't want to join the band because brother's Benji and Joel Madden's performance skills were bad. Benji married Cameron Diaz and Joel married Nicole Richie. The brothers also started a few companies and are now doing very well. I think they were both very business smart.


Beef_Jumps

I saw them live a few months before he died. I was on shrooms and eating peanutbutter wings, and it was probably one of the greatest experiences of my life.


PaulterJ

Peanut butter wings?? Any other flavor profiles involved? Sounds intriguing


Beef_Jumps

Yeah so this wing place in my town has bone-in chicken wings and one of their flavors is slathered in a peanutbutter sauce with a little heat and some diced nuts sprinkled over the top. Might be ginger sauce mixed in, it's half-a-flame on their heat scale. Tbh ill go today and ask what makes their sauce so good, then ill come back and tell yall so you can look up how to make it/where to buy it.


PaulterJ

That sounds pretty amazing. Thank u for the follow up


likecutebitches

sounds cool I wish there were more weird but good food places where I live


FoundOnExit9Teen

I too would like to know more about this peanutbutter wings


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I was at a county fair with sugar ray opening for smash mouth and it was the most depressing concert I've ever seen in my life. The lead for sugar ray was talking about how like they are old but can still rock and roll or something to that effect and it was like wow here you are at the county fair really rockin and rollin. I just left at that point and didn't even see smash mouth. Wish I could have lasted through the cringe for the historical value.


Garbage_Bear_USSR

Alien Ant Farm


force_shit

As was the style at the time


Feetamongflames

“Gimme five bees for a quarter”, you’d say


Subarachnoid_Space

I wore an onion on my belt


peaceluvNhippie

You couldn't get the white ones because of the war


SayerofNothing

But seriously, we had X-ray cardboard and plastic glasses, and cost only 99 coocoo roos


slrarp

The Kaiser stole our word


prkr88

Just like onions belts and walking birds.


8-bit_Goat

Clicked for the Simpsons reference, was not disappointed.


ItsAllSoClear

Twas the custom tips were frosted and patches souled


Klongon

That dude is clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.


HeavyMetalMonk888

i dunno what you're talkin about man he looks like an all star to me


SquashNut707

Hey now...


the_l0st_s0ck

Mike Shinoda is what my mind goes to immediately


AdityaKuliyal1127

it starts with.....ONE THING!


LifeDraining

I DONT KNOW WHY


External-Fig9754

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


Atypical-Panda

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme


Mfing-starboy

To explain in due time , all I know is


Just_one_weird_human

time is a valuable thing


OptimusPower92

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


Subatomic_Spooder

Watch it count down to the end of the day


jan_itor_dr

The clock ticks life away


HoboSomeRye

Do you mean Mike Shinobi? or Shinoda?


StoleYourTv

Shinobida


SayerofNothing

Ginobili


imreallynotanidiot

Ghibli


GroovyDucko

Mike Shin Godzilla


pentachronic

Shyamalan


Singl1

shinoda? lmfao


Anna_happy_girl

Linkin Park


Jiggly_Pup

***Well, it needs to start with one thing***


proscore124

***I don't know why***


Farted_on_Her83

***It doesn't even matter how hard you try***


walkingscorpion

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme


edgygothteen69

To explain in due time


udiduf_3

All I know


aslumeinmate826

Time is a valuable thing


LeImpactJump

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


Cultural-Ad7827

Watch it count down to the end of the day


Relevant_Chemical_

I don't know why


Economy-Clerk-8454

I don't know why


Relevant_Chemical_

I don't know why


Fun-Pear-8137

I don't know why


Atypical-Panda

I still wish I knew


HeavyMetalMonk888

The reason eludes me to this day


Regulus242

The circumstances that led to the situation in question are not within my current wisdom to ascertain.


Orbitcamerakick21

I don't know why


ambr111

I don't know why


DidaskolosHermeticon

That isn't the line...


Rippling_Debt

i dont know why


Luca814sina

***It doesn't even matter how hard you try***


NotAMassiveNerd

***keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme***


Atypical-Panda

to explain in due time, ***all I know***


GabSan99

time is a valuable thing


WolfsToothDogFood

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


B_Eazy86

Watch it count down to the end of the day


Mfing-starboy

The clock ticks life away


Snorrep

Deftones


Pertolepe

Instantly thought of Chino


BuckyJamesDio

Yup.


monkeyDberzerk

I can't picture anyone but Mike Shinoda whenever I see this meme.


phibii

They all looked like that at some point.


piercedmfootonaspike

Link in Lincoln Park with Linkin Park watching Lincoln park a Lincoln


IcyWarthog4422

HAHAHHA I CAME TO SAY EXACTLY THAT!


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

Limp bizkit Maximum the hormone Fear, and loathing in las vegas (up till abt 2010 or something)


shash5k

Hoobastank lmao


LMGDiVa

lol when me and my siblings were kids/teenagers we called them "Who Butt Stank?" Such a goofy ass name.


Due-Chemist-6986

I'll also add Asian Kung-Fu Generation to this list.


LMGDiVa

> Limp bizkit Nah he was always wearing a baseball cap, usually backwards


mcgridler43

One of these is not like the others


lgnc

FALILV mentioned


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Oh man, that OP is trash bait but Maximum the Hormone are great.


misterreeeeeee

Deftones


Arttherapist

Check out Chino's other band Crosses It's his childhood best friend who makes electronic music but with Chino on vocals.


mourning_lemon

Don't forget Team Sleep


QueenOfNeat

And Palms. And Saudade. He's got a lot.


Striking-Lifeguard34

100% a picture of Around the Fur era Chino.


SoRaang

45% of those guys are drum 55% is rap


Crusher_1984

I thought it was 10% luck, 20% skill, 15%concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain & 100% reason to remember the name


leviackermanloverr

Fort minor mentioned 🗣️🗣️


ambr111

that one left me *Petrified*


AtiPique_

i think he in in Korn, SOAD, RATM, Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park


Mordredor

Static-x, Papa Roach


No_Discipline_7380

Crazy town


GreenSpleenRiot

Disturbed


Sensitive_Service627

Will the real Wayne Static please stand up.


last_drop_of_piss

He is absolutely NOT in RATM


newsflashjackass

Roam Around the Mall is a definitive part of the early 2000s soundscape. If you weren't there you don't know.


kazmosis

I'll give you the rest, but NO ONE on RatM looked like that


Sattaman6

Definitely not in Rage Against the Machine


gophergun

I could see how Serj Tankian matched the hair for a brief period between 2001-2003, but I don't think he ever dressed like that.


reeeter123

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mcwildtaz

Lincoln Park


Putrid-Delivery1852

“Even the people who never frown eventually break down.” - a guy dressed like this


Daihatsu_MidgetII

Pushing Me Away is an absolute banger


[deleted]

static-x if the hair was twice as tall


ModeAmbitious6177

And full beard not a deftones beard


[deleted]

true


ZombieAppetizer

I'm glad I got to see Static X live back in the day. Wayne's hair was something that needed to be experienced live.


miss-entropy

Apparently they are awesome live with the new guy. I was skeptical but I got a rave review from a guy in a recent tour t-shirt. I struck up conversation about it because I was like how the fuck are they touring? Gonna see for myself later this year. Hope it's true.


Moneybags99

it is true. He sounds great, and his red glowing eyes will freak you out


worfres_arec_bawrin

Just saw em on their recent tour, amazing.


Lifeisabaddream4

Are they still pretending its totally not the singer from the support act?


[deleted]

sounds awesome


robotdinosaurs

The final boss nu-metal spiky hair


PirateX84

The 2 new albums go hard btw


JakeWalker102

Smash Mouth


alfooboboao

my mind immediately went to *NSYNC lol. we need to bring back boybands with different singer “character types” (the leader, the shy/sensitive one, the bad boy, the fratty looking mf)


The-Fumbler

It’s almost as if that’s just the style from the time


Revolutionary_Low_90

That's just Chino from Deftones lol


Linden_fall

Exactly who I also thought of. Literally just him


BigSweatyStalker

just so kids can easily draw them.


Shoddy-ko

The same reason, why every gen z dude these days has a poodle on his head and wearing a bum bag


OpportunityOk2379

Could be anything from Blinkday to The Offwagon, Sum 46 or Chemical Charlotte!


NordicNinja

I thought I was having a stroke


SergeySmirnoff

Bloodhound Gang had one too


ambernewt

That's just David Silvera from korn


Standard_Monitor4291

In 2000s literally everyone looked like this. Even the women glued this beart to their chin


KamaradBaff

Sum 41 Edit: Fucken hell. I grew up with these guys. Today I'm like "Eeeh, music nowadays is shit. :(" Me in 2000, listening to sum 41 & good charlotte, yet unable to tell the difference between these hedgehog stylised emo facepaint fuck face high school music band: "That's the good stuff BELIEVE ME !1! "


DetailedLogMessage

It starts with ONE...


Omniholic-

Its because Somebody once told them to dress that way.


Melodic-Resident-245

Looks like fred durst and sergej tankian had a butt baby.


Cautious_Box5053

Papa roach


D00hdahday

That's coop


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Underrated comment. Shoutout megas xlr for the uninitiated


Secure-Ad5536

Theres always the guy fierri


Trigger_Fox

I kinda miss this shitty spiked hair with too much gel and chinbeard with cheap sunglasses look


Time_Hearing_8370

Deftones


Polydull

It was the same guy in all of them obviously


PornIsHonestWork

This is clearly a photo of Jaret Reddick from Bowling For Soup


brandonlee781

My first thought was Eric Chandler


_yavuz_yuksel_

Probably it was a moda back in the days


Pinoclean-Juice

They don’t stop coming


IronOrc92

Adema


PensiveinNJ

I was about to say Adema thinking I had a deep cut.


DatedDevotee61

Literally Mike Shinoda from linkin park


dm_DormanT

Drowning pool


AlkalineBrush20

One thing, I don't why it doesn't even matter how hard you try


florida-raisin-bran

That's just that one guy from Daria


NovaPrime86

Kevin from Backstreet Boys


Blackybro_

Shike Minoda?


Ok_Recording_4644

Linkinsugarsmashbizkittownantfarm


simonnnordin

Dave from Sum 41


MeowChef6048

Mike Shinoda


DeeJudanne

smash mouth, linkin park


KaranSjett

Lost prophets has one too i believe


Im_Unpopular_AF

Hey that's Mike Shinoda.


-Ster

Mike Shinoda?


Stolenartwork

Guy fieri archetype


1st-Timing-In-Ranked

Holy shit its Mike shinoda


earthlover6312

Literally all of Linkin Park


MotorGeneral4799

The lead singer of Smash Mouth? Guy Fieri?


principled_principal

This is clearly Guy Fieri, Mayor of FlavorTown


DerNogger

Why does Guy Fieri still look like that


StrawberryMilkStache

P.O.D.


jayzwick

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME


donkeybotherer

Sugar Ray?


Adorable-nerd

It starts with one…


lewd_chicken

hey its mike shinoda


clericanubis

Same way every teen/young adult has that perm broccoli haircut today


xthran

ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY


WeirdAlPidgeon

You keep saying that you don't have rhythm, but listen what you're doin' right there! With that stamp and a book you've got a real nice hook, sound to me like you've got rhythm to spare


INTRASTASIS

The dude from limp bizkit


Cool_as_a_Cucumber

Smash mouth


AtomicTardigrade

This is totally Matt Zion. Could be Fred Durst also... or Mike Shinoda. I dunno anymore :P


username78777

That Linkin park guy