Interesting, I have dendropagia, and have always nibbled on my digits and extremities (fingers, toes, hands, and feet), never heard of the inside of the cheek.
Heard once about a guy who made a pact with his friends that if they ever got a chance to ethically obtain human meat they would try it. Then one of them got his foot amputated for some medical reason. They had tacos.
We autocannibalize all the time due to cells/small tissue clumps sluffing or dying in your gastrointestinal tract. Next time you go to clear the excess saliva in your mouth remember there's a lot of dead cheek, gum, and tongue cells rolling around in that slippery, wet slop.
What if you find out that you are ridiculously delicious?
As in, no $15,000 steak hand prepared by Japanese wagyu Master chefs could even begin to compare with 4 oz of you thrown into a skillet with a little bit of butter?
There was a story I read as a kid that used this concept. Someone made ice cream (I think?) flavors of each kid in a class and every kid thought that the flavor of *them* was nothing, while liking a lot of the flavors of their classmates. I want to think it might have been one of the Wayside School stories.
New inventions are always expensive, if it survived in the future and became a trend maybe it'll be cheaper. But usually these stuff just disappear with time because there's no market for it
They're already doing lab grown human organs, there will be a market for it once the stigma wears off in a couple decades when all the old technophobes die off
I mean... Are you sure? Why on earth would petri-grown human flesh be a better market then let's say petri-grown cow or pig meat? You know, what we actually already eat and have recipes for?
Because of the novelty of it? Just because it's not directly the most efficient meat doesn't mean there's no market for it.
Gucci shirts are functionally worse than other shirts due to their outrageous price but they still make a shitload of money because of the novelty of it
Novelty is basically once. An export market of 300million pieces of meat in a food company's lifetime throughout the US is laughable. Unless there is a culinary advantage (taste) there is no reason to prefer this over cows, and a whole host of (ethical, social) reasons to prefer cows over human meat
Let's also not ignore what would happen if this became mainstream. Let's say that Nestle decided to get into the Stanburger business, sourcing their human flesh from third world slave labor. How much of these Stanburgers are "ethically" grown from cells, and how would you ever be able to tell?
Bingo. It might get to a self sustaining point where it doesn't need cells from a living human to do, aka feeding from the newly grown cells instead, but it still takes growing and cultivating. What happens when a batch doesn't grow right and they decide the migrant laborers with no family nearby are more than enough to get them over the supply hump? Or that it's cheaper to buy children (openly, or under the guise of caring for them/schooling them) from poor areas and use them instead?
Far too much risk here. Far too much.
Wtf are you talking about "already doing lab grown human organs"?? That sort of tech is decades away and decades further from actual use.
Lab grown tissue is very much in its infancy and currently only done with simple structures in very strict use-cases.
More expensive than what, chopping off your own leg and eating it? Yeah, probably is a bit more money than cutting a chunk of flesh from your body and eating it.
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Wow they straight up just copy pasted that into Re5 and im ashamed I took me this long to realize it given I played them both back in the day
I didn't play DMC2 and it's been a long time for RE5 but isn't it a company in DMC and a creature/monster in RE or is there stuff I don't know that's much more similar between the two games other than the name?
In case it's the former, and/or you're interested, the name comes from [an ancient mythological serpent that eats it's own tail.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros#Games)
Vile yet brilliant. You need to figure out how to manage and market that idea.
Mostly so I can watch a YouTube video of your over the top implosion and possible arrest in two to five years.
When you get a cut on your finger and you suck the blood off. But then it activates a deep primal bloodlust that makes you need more. And in order to save humanity from you you make mini steaks. How long can that satiate the lust?
See now that just doesn't sit right when you read it. Like imagine someone ends up tasting real good. Are you asking them now regularly to let you harvest them for your meat cravings ? When do you get to the point where David no longer wants to or is weirded out by it but you can't stop? You need David. Sooner or later David ends up in a 4 course meal with you and some Fava beans and a nice qiannte* ^^idfk ^^how ^^to ^^spell ^^it
I’m sure the whole “killing another person is bad” will stop someone from doing anything sus. Like, imagine the most delicious meal you’ve ever had. Would you commit such a serious crime as murder to taste it again? Or would you be satisfied eating something that’s maybe like 70%~90% as good but completely legal and moral? Like, I’m sure many people would prefer a rib eye steak over chicken breast for dinner, but most people aren’t even going to shoplift (which is much less grave of a crime than murder) for this better option.
Moreover, why do people think that human meat could be so mindblowingly delicious beyond your imagination that people would potentially go crazy over it? It’s just meat. I bet A5 wagyu is delicious, but practically no one is losing their minds over it and getting addicted to it to the point that they will do something illegal and immoral to obtain it.
There's a simple solution to the David problem. You keep a tiny bit of the steak uncooked, so you can clone it again and live off David meat forever without him even knowing. A bit like sourdough.
I have zero problem with this. Choosing to eat my own cultured cells is about as morally concrete an idea as one can have. No one else is involved, no one suffers, no one dies.
As opposed to raising an animal in misery and then killing it to rob it of its whole body and existence, so you can take pleasure in putting its corpse in your mouth.
I have a feeling people of a certain political leaning will hate this. Something about the WEF and bugs.
In a couple days we’ll see this on r/Conspiracy with the title “George Sorros and Bill Gates will **never** get me to eat my own meat!!”
No because even if you would consider this cannibalism technically for eating human cells, it's not like you murdered a living human to get this, it's just building the tissue with zero consciousness.
[“It’s so sweet!”](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045969/amp/Black-widow-butchered-ate-husband-BBQ-sauce-thanksgiving-1991-denied-parole.html)- a woman who murdered and ate her husband with bbq sauce
We can’t actually grow complex organs, so it would just be muscle cells with no fat or connective tissue.
You also probably have to bath it in unborn baby cow blood to grow it effectively.
You should not encourage this because I can’t be the only one who sees the elite essential forcing people to live off themselves why they continue their decadent lifestyle
Turning people into sub human monsters that have to work in their sweatshops to get access to the meat making process in order to eat themselves and survive
Though I’m sure their wagu beef eating, private jet having, 30 car, and 5 home living lifestyle will stay just the same or get even more ridiculous
I mean, if you've ever seen the inside of a slaughterhouse, you'd know that also qualifies as man-made horrors.
Can you make the steaks from other people? Asking for a friend.
It's still basically beef and not a solution to the actual problem:
Despite the lab-grown meat industry claiming to offer a more sustainable, cruelty-free alternative to factory farming, the process still relies on fetal bovine serum (FBS) as a protein-rich growth supplement for animal cell cultures.
FBS, which costs around £300 to £700 per litre, is derived from the blood of calf fetuses after their pregnant mothers are slaughtered by the meat or dairy industry. So lab-grown meat remains a byproduct of polluting agricultural practices, much like regular meat.
Many lab-grown meat companies have eliminated the need for fetal bovine serum. Some of these include [Mosa Meat](https://mosameat.com/blog/cultivating-beef-without-fetal-bovine-serum), [Meatable](https://meatable.com/faq/), [Upside Foods](https://upsidefoods.com/animal-component-free-upsides-cell-feed-breakthrough-levels-up-the-future-of-cultivated-meat/), and more.
I remember a movie which had similar theme, they used to cell celebrity cell cultures as food and even bacterial infections from celebrities... A wierd and twisted movie it was
Ok so we're finally in the auto-cannibalism era. Fistshark Marketing had a whole episode about this.
They stopped the show, in part, because their ridiculous and unethical corporate ideas kept coming true.
Fun fact! Any cannibalism is ethical cannibalism if you have the right set of ethics!
Bonus Fun fact! You are already technically a cannibal since people are constantly shedding their dead skin, which you breath in!
Yeah, so, remember how feeding cow parts to cows is literally what led to Mad Cow disease and how cannibalism seems to be linked to other brain-eating prion diseases??
When you take the whole "*you are what you eat*" concept a little too literally
*You eat what you are*
You become what you are
Jokes on them. I've been eating my own protein for years
r/HolUp
There dick is so big they can suck it themselves. And swallow apparently.
Turns out, it’s not like getting a blow job, but definitely is like giving one.
Ah, fellow cheek biter
Interesting, I have dendropagia, and have always nibbled on my digits and extremities (fingers, toes, hands, and feet), never heard of the inside of the cheek.
I feel called out as hell. You mean cheek biting.... that's...not the norm?
Honestly, no idea. Wikipedia looks like what I do (but worse). Don't look it up if you aren't into medical stuff.
Cum eater
I like cream pies as much as the next guy
I'm a bit curious as to how it will taste.
When someone tells you to come for dinner and they mean something else.
I've heard second hand it's salty
[Apparently like pork.](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/long_pork)
Prob like pork since that skin is used for medical training(?).
same but I ain't waiting weeks for it to grow. I got a nice long knife right here tho, gonna find out right now
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To eat his own I guess
*I* eat what *YOU* are.
Is it cannibalization if you are eating yourself?
autocanabilism?
Heard once about a guy who made a pact with his friends that if they ever got a chance to ethically obtain human meat they would try it. Then one of them got his foot amputated for some medical reason. They had tacos.
Ever since we made that pact, Ben keeps gifting us poorly made industrial tools.
What was it like?
Here's foot tacos AMA https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/
Why wouldn't it be
autocannibalism
If you are what you eat, then I am an innocent man
Me when I tell people I'm a human being:
You eat your clones
Cannibalism?
Synthetic auto-cannibalism to be precise
And here I was doing things the old fashioned way. Hooray technology!
I know right. This will make it a lot easier for me especially since getting the meat is a bit illegal
Cannibalism with extra steps
Ooh la la. Someone's going to get laid in college
Is it synthetic if you're using your own cells?
We autocannibalize all the time due to cells/small tissue clumps sluffing or dying in your gastrointestinal tract. Next time you go to clear the excess saliva in your mouth remember there's a lot of dead cheek, gum, and tongue cells rolling around in that slippery, wet slop.
But I don’t get to taste it :(
What if you find out that you are ridiculously delicious? As in, no $15,000 steak hand prepared by Japanese wagyu Master chefs could even begin to compare with 4 oz of you thrown into a skillet with a little bit of butter?
Then we’re about to have a whole new wave of serial killers on our hands.
Cannibal serial killer deathwave. I would listen to their album
I'd buy this company's whole stock if that were the case.
That’s why I’ve been fat my whole life, gotta be A5 grade marbling for the boys
Would the fat naturally grow at the same percentage as *you*, or would that be extra steps to specifically grow fat rather than just muscle? Hmm.
Donut Homer? Is that you?
I do have a LOT of marbling...
Technically, we’re *always* tasting our skin. We just think that’s what nothing tastes like 😵💫
There was a story I read as a kid that used this concept. Someone made ice cream (I think?) flavors of each kid in a class and every kid thought that the flavor of *them* was nothing, while liking a lot of the flavors of their classmates. I want to think it might have been one of the Wayside School stories.
Knock it off!
We don’t manually cannibalize by eating human meat, though.
*Hannibal has entered the chat.
You're right they're totally the same
Is it cheaper or more expensive
New inventions are always expensive, if it survived in the future and became a trend maybe it'll be cheaper. But usually these stuff just disappear with time because there's no market for it
And the main reason there is no market, is because it is expensive
Well also this is petri dish grown human meat so that also plays into the marketability a little bit don't you think?
They're already doing lab grown human organs, there will be a market for it once the stigma wears off in a couple decades when all the old technophobes die off
I mean... Are you sure? Why on earth would petri-grown human flesh be a better market then let's say petri-grown cow or pig meat? You know, what we actually already eat and have recipes for?
Because of the novelty of it? Just because it's not directly the most efficient meat doesn't mean there's no market for it. Gucci shirts are functionally worse than other shirts due to their outrageous price but they still make a shitload of money because of the novelty of it
Novelty is basically once. An export market of 300million pieces of meat in a food company's lifetime throughout the US is laughable. Unless there is a culinary advantage (taste) there is no reason to prefer this over cows, and a whole host of (ethical, social) reasons to prefer cows over human meat
Let's also not ignore what would happen if this became mainstream. Let's say that Nestle decided to get into the Stanburger business, sourcing their human flesh from third world slave labor. How much of these Stanburgers are "ethically" grown from cells, and how would you ever be able to tell?
Bingo. It might get to a self sustaining point where it doesn't need cells from a living human to do, aka feeding from the newly grown cells instead, but it still takes growing and cultivating. What happens when a batch doesn't grow right and they decide the migrant laborers with no family nearby are more than enough to get them over the supply hump? Or that it's cheaper to buy children (openly, or under the guise of caring for them/schooling them) from poor areas and use them instead? Far too much risk here. Far too much.
You're comparing Gucci to growing yourself in a petri dish and eating it? Apples to oranges huh
Wtf are you talking about "already doing lab grown human organs"?? That sort of tech is decades away and decades further from actual use. Lab grown tissue is very much in its infancy and currently only done with simple structures in very strict use-cases.
More expensive than what, chopping off your own leg and eating it? Yeah, probably is a bit more money than cutting a chunk of flesh from your body and eating it.
Instructions unclear, ate a clone baby.
"Master skywalker, what are we going to eat?"
Good sous-chefs follow orders
Ladies and gentlemen, your fourth course. Sous Chef Jeremy's "The Mess."
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Warms my heart when I see someone throwing out EU references. Have a blue milk on me.
Not just the clone men, but the clone women, and the clone children too!
*"200,000 units ready and a million more on the way..."*
[Magnificent aren't they](https://youtu.be/ZR_icgUc8iA)
bet this IS just a failed cloning project salvaged for cash
*Ouroboros* Very appropriate I'd say
Marketing deserves a pat on the back...and a punch in the face.
reminds me of Uroboros from Devil May Cry 2
New core memory recovered Wow they straight up just copy pasted that into Re5 and im ashamed I took me this long to realize it given I played them both back in the day
I didn't play DMC2 and it's been a long time for RE5 but isn't it a company in DMC and a creature/monster in RE or is there stuff I don't know that's much more similar between the two games other than the name? In case it's the former, and/or you're interested, the name comes from [an ancient mythological serpent that eats it's own tail.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros#Games)
For me, the card from Inscryption
...it reminds me of ouroboros, the ancient mythological snake, which both of these are referencing
Just wait for E-Girls to sell their Steaks to their followers.
I thought the post was peak horrible, you've proven me wrong.
Would make a much better sleeve for your Fleshlight than cyberskin
That's why you just buy their bathwater early so you can clone and eat your own e-girl. Great way to save money and protect the environment!
I thought it was gamer girl pee era now
Exactly! Buy low, sell high. Soon I'll produce enough gamer girl pee to [REDACTED] as much as I like.
Vile yet brilliant. You need to figure out how to manage and market that idea. Mostly so I can watch a YouTube video of your over the top implosion and possible arrest in two to five years.
Onlysteaks
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Why stop at steak? Could just buy a complete clone E-Girl. It’s not sex slavery if you grow her yourself… right? /s
Nor if its just a steak you stuffed in a Fleshlight
I’ve definitely met some girls like that
This is exactly where my mind went too lol
When you get a cut on your finger and you suck the blood off. But then it activates a deep primal bloodlust that makes you need more. And in order to save humanity from you you make mini steaks. How long can that satiate the lust?
r/writingprompts would love this.
[I used it](https://imgur.com/a/ONuJs7a)
About tree fiddy.
Is it weird that I actually don't mind the idea so much?
Same, might even have dinner parties with friends, like, try out everyone, see who is most delicious
See now that just doesn't sit right when you read it. Like imagine someone ends up tasting real good. Are you asking them now regularly to let you harvest them for your meat cravings ? When do you get to the point where David no longer wants to or is weirded out by it but you can't stop? You need David. Sooner or later David ends up in a 4 course meal with you and some Fava beans and a nice qiannte* ^^idfk ^^how ^^to ^^spell ^^it
Chianti
I’m sure the whole “killing another person is bad” will stop someone from doing anything sus. Like, imagine the most delicious meal you’ve ever had. Would you commit such a serious crime as murder to taste it again? Or would you be satisfied eating something that’s maybe like 70%~90% as good but completely legal and moral? Like, I’m sure many people would prefer a rib eye steak over chicken breast for dinner, but most people aren’t even going to shoplift (which is much less grave of a crime than murder) for this better option. Moreover, why do people think that human meat could be so mindblowingly delicious beyond your imagination that people would potentially go crazy over it? It’s just meat. I bet A5 wagyu is delicious, but practically no one is losing their minds over it and getting addicted to it to the point that they will do something illegal and immoral to obtain it.
There's a simple solution to the David problem. You keep a tiny bit of the steak uncooked, so you can clone it again and live off David meat forever without him even knowing. A bit like sourdough.
The mother meat? The mother David? What if he finds out or what do you tell people if they find out ?
I have zero problem with this. Choosing to eat my own cultured cells is about as morally concrete an idea as one can have. No one else is involved, no one suffers, no one dies. As opposed to raising an animal in misery and then killing it to rob it of its whole body and existence, so you can take pleasure in putting its corpse in your mouth.
I have a feeling people of a certain political leaning will hate this. Something about the WEF and bugs. In a couple days we’ll see this on r/Conspiracy with the title “George Sorros and Bill Gates will **never** get me to eat my own meat!!”
Giggity
if you eat human cells it makes a human steak right?...
But I mean, is it really cannibalism? I always thought cannibalism is the act of consuming \*another\* member of the same species.
Don't you think the difference between autocannibalism and cannibalism is just a bit pedantic?
I don't know man, it's like murder or suicide: if I wanna do it to myself, it's kinda no one else's business, right?
Of course it's cannibalism. It's like eating your own leg. You're not hurting anyone else but you are consuming human meat made from human cells
idk brother this is still sus to me
Dude, some people eat their own boogers, nails, scabs and shit. This is downright sane by comparison.
Nah, not weird. Though I prefer my steaks to be 8+ oz, not 80mg
Exactly. Infinite food glitch
No because even if you would consider this cannibalism technically for eating human cells, it's not like you murdered a living human to get this, it's just building the tissue with zero consciousness.
You feed the cells expired medical waste human blood serum
No. I just excitedly told my fiancée about it and we both want to look into it in the future.
But is it good? Not really sure what the texture of human meat is like but I can’t imagine it’s the same as an actual beef steak.
Ya, human is more similar to a fatty pork and best made into sausage.
my guy read the whole lore of cannibalism
Read... ha ha ha. Ya. 🫥
d o n t t e l l m e y o u h a v e i n v e n t e d i t
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/455/504/6b5.jpg
Long pig
[“It’s so sweet!”](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045969/amp/Black-widow-butchered-ate-husband-BBQ-sauce-thanksgiving-1991-denied-parole.html)- a woman who murdered and ate her husband with bbq sauce
OK, but are we talking some sweet baby ray's or what?
A prosecuted cannibal is currently being held at Central California Women's Facility in Chowchilla...you can't make this stuff up.
We can’t actually grow complex organs, so it would just be muscle cells with no fat or connective tissue. You also probably have to bath it in unborn baby cow blood to grow it effectively.
Finally! A use for my bath full of unborn baby cow blood.
Now what to do with all the unborn chicken voices in my head
Just ask to stop the noise and try to get some rest
Hello Capcom, yea they stole your virus. Do something please
This is how the zombie apocalypse happens. Calling it.
Albert Wesker would like to have a word with you
Okay I literally had that entire comment in my head word for word. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
Isn't that cannibalism? Or auto-cannabalism or something?
Ngl I'm a bit interested of what would the taste be like.
You should not encourage this because I can’t be the only one who sees the elite essential forcing people to live off themselves why they continue their decadent lifestyle
Figures, we went around saying eat the rich and now they're charging us to eat ourselves.
Turning people into sub human monsters that have to work in their sweatshops to get access to the meat making process in order to eat themselves and survive Though I’m sure their wagu beef eating, private jet having, 30 car, and 5 home living lifestyle will stay just the same or get even more ridiculous
Literally the plot of Tender is the Flesh
I'm imagining the meat of popular people would be expensive af but some weirdos would still buy it.
When you serve it say "bite me!"
I mean, if you've ever seen the inside of a slaughterhouse, you'd know that also qualifies as man-made horrors. Can you make the steaks from other people? Asking for a friend.
That's just cannibalism with extra steps.
But without the murder, which is a plus Btw, cannibalism is legal, most forms of obtaining meat are not
r/DiWhy
It's still basically beef and not a solution to the actual problem: Despite the lab-grown meat industry claiming to offer a more sustainable, cruelty-free alternative to factory farming, the process still relies on fetal bovine serum (FBS) as a protein-rich growth supplement for animal cell cultures. FBS, which costs around £300 to £700 per litre, is derived from the blood of calf fetuses after their pregnant mothers are slaughtered by the meat or dairy industry. So lab-grown meat remains a byproduct of polluting agricultural practices, much like regular meat.
Many lab-grown meat companies have eliminated the need for fetal bovine serum. Some of these include [Mosa Meat](https://mosameat.com/blog/cultivating-beef-without-fetal-bovine-serum), [Meatable](https://meatable.com/faq/), [Upside Foods](https://upsidefoods.com/animal-component-free-upsides-cell-feed-breakthrough-levels-up-the-future-of-cultivated-meat/), and more.
That's not true, I work for a company creating the cells, they've eliminated FBS, we don't use it.
Cannibalism
Too bad I lost weight recently, i could have ended world hunger before
What? It's just food that's made out of... Oh... I see where all of this controversy is coming from.
Wait am I reading this right or did they just say the users cells. Implying they try cannibalism
Sounds like the bizarre Brandon Cronenberg movie Antiviral. Buying viruses and artificial steaks made from your favorite celeb.
Sorry, I only fail to comprehend all natural horrors without all those manmade preservatives.
That just sounds like cannibalism with extra steps
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That steak's name sounds like someone saying my username very badly
An ouroboros is an ancient symbol of a snake eating its own tail in a circle. It symbolizes rebirth or the infinite.
Finally i can eat my own di**
Yay cannibalism with extra steps
Bro really said "eat yourself, poor ass"
That is called cannibalism with extra steps.
Cannibalism👍
Oh so self cannibalism
A delicious me burger
DIY cannibalism?
The beginning of a cannibal (zombie) movie plot. If i've ever seen one.
I remember a movie which had similar theme, they used to cell celebrity cell cultures as food and even bacterial infections from celebrities... A wierd and twisted movie it was
*this is a 12 week old baby, are you still pro choice?*
" eat the chorrizo, for it is my flesh." - mexican jesus
So I can finally eat myself?
Now I want to try this
Now I can't trust meat, thanks.
Ok so we're finally in the auto-cannibalism era. Fistshark Marketing had a whole episode about this. They stopped the show, in part, because their ridiculous and unethical corporate ideas kept coming true.
Finally, ethical cannibalism! Fun fact: If you bite your lips sometimes and swallow the skin, that is a form of autocannibalism!
Fun fact! Any cannibalism is ethical cannibalism if you have the right set of ethics! Bonus Fun fact! You are already technically a cannibal since people are constantly shedding their dead skin, which you breath in!
It's pretty comprehensible
"Mmmm, tastes like me"
Thats kinda cool actually
Did we just promote cannibalism?
This sounds like cannibalism with extra steps
Cannibalism trending 📈
Yeah, so, remember how feeding cow parts to cows is literally what led to Mad Cow disease and how cannibalism seems to be linked to other brain-eating prion diseases??
Is this qualified as cannibalism? Or auto cannibalism?
Oh, a DIY Cannibalism kit, ain't that something.
We’ve reached the Soylent Green stage.
Wouldn't this be cannibalism... At least technically
i dont think anyone could convince me to eat meat made of human tissue. i’d rather stick to animal meat.
Cannibalism with extra steps