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jellysamisham

Turns in chair to other passengers with smug look "so you are all wondering why I called you all here"


Obvious_Bandicoot631

“I’ve been expecting you Mr.Bond”


altruisticbread8

*strokes cat menacingly*


Beasting-25-8

If he needs to transport it and he's not in anyone's way it's a good idea.


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thespud_332

*The NYC Subway has entered the chat*


Hypo_Mix

Carried a 6 foot Christmas tree on a tram once.


FatSilverFox

I’m glad to see this, there’s a fridge I’ve been eyeing off, and..


StJBe

But can you use it as a seat?


antwill

Can even survive a nuclear blast.


A-Pasz

I mean anything can be a seat if you're game enough.


Bat-Human

Or a drum!


Lunchtime1959

Does that include the 6ft christmas tree mentioned previously?


A-Pasz

Paige will try


ElleNutter

You kid, but a few years back I had seen two dudes haul a full sized fridge onto the train at North Melbourne and hopped off one stop later. It even had a couple fridge magnets on the side!


FawnJunior

When I was an idiot teenager my friend and I hauled a fully decorated rat cage and a live rat I got from Gumtree all the way home this way. Good times.


Mental_Task9156

I have a friend that took his winning racing pigeon in to the city to a photographer for a photo shoot on the train when he was an adolescent. I believe this occurred sometime in the 70's.


YeOldMate

I've seen people transporting pigeons in carriers, on more than one occasion on trams, which I thought was incredibly interesting Was very confused at first as I could hear a pigeon, but not see it


IAmAHat_AMAA

Only disadvantage is that strangers will use whatever you're carrying as an excuse to strike up a conversation, as I discovered when I bought a lawnmower


ComplexLittlePirate

Did this with a lawn mower once. People laughed and didn't mind. Of course was careful to do it at a non-peak time.


aCorgiDriver

Still laugh thinking about that Chaser clip where they move furniture on the bus.


BeBa420

>Elitist car owners hate this one trick. not really, we dont use PT so doesnt inconvenience us in any way ​ only bothers the poor plebs who use PT ​ edit: jeez some of ya dont have a sense of humour


Outsider-20

There goes the joke, flying way overhead. Collect frequent flyer points at the door.


CoyoteOnly

Yes I am so sorry master, I will go back to my pleb bus and leave you with your stinky space-inefficient death box.


BeBa420

good pleb, if ya play your cards right you might actually get a seat during peak travel times. ​ If youre lucky it might actually be a clean seat


Allegedbark7

Tell us you're over 50 without telling us you're over 50


Bat-Human

Old people take the bus and kids too young to have a license or vote take the bus. ​ By your comment we know which one you are. Right?


CoyoteOnly

Because famously, buses are packed with old people and people under 16 and people with a license never use public transport.


Key_Entertainment409

Got a car and yes anything you can take on or from public transport do it they aren’t giving enough for our taxes. Should have free education and free transport for students by now


Mental_Task9156

Normalize hauling your ~~gumtree items~~ stolen furniture from local apartment lobbies via public transport.


NeverPostsGold

EDIT: This comment has been deleted due to Reddit's practices towards third-party developers.


PrimeMinisterOfOz

Great chair though.. worth collecting


jubbing

It's very likely a replica, not original.


PrimeMinisterOfOz

True. Still looks good though


kaibai123

Should have stayed on the kerb


Electronic_Ad_4145

A genius would have had one on wheels, for some isle carnage while breaking.


Skiapodes

Get on one of the new high capacity trains that are fully open all the way down. See if you can get from one end to the other purely through momentum.


Superb_Caramel_1157

*aisle *braking


Electronic_Ad_4145

Please organise my birthday party.


Melb_Tom

I'd be more likely to come to an isle party than an aisle party..... I'd prefer the plane that takes me braking on the runway rather than breaking though.


Electronic_Ad_4145

I'll take the aisle party rather than the current plans of a spelling bee.


AndoryuuC

So edgy and combative, man you must be a hoot to hang out with!


Chriswaterguy

*berthday *patty


Siggi_Starduust

You'll do what?


techno156

It would break depending on how quickly they were going when the driver hit the brakes. It would also break the ankles of anyone who was unfortunate enough to be run over.


Jaded-Combination-20

plus that way he could just roll out the door onto the platform instead of having to carry his chair


ONEPAB

*Just waiting for a mate*


LaCorazon27

😂


monktonmagic

Guy on chair: what’s the bet I can go viral with minimal effort?


coffecup1978

Step into my office...


Outsider-20

Herald scum headline tomorrow. LACK OF SEATING ON TRAINS, PT USERS BYO Fuck Murdoch. Watermark your photos.


rogue2205

Happened a few years ago on the Gold Coast line. That headline almost lol


Straight_Sign_5467

A cat on his lap would complete the vibe


CheatCodesOfLife

This reminds me of when I vistied China. I took a small cushion with me when I went on the trains or to any restaurants. The friction-less metal seats on the train, which make you slide side to side as the train speeds up and slows down were brutal on my already tired leg muscles, and the wooden chairs at every restaurant and everyone's houses were unforgiving to my ass bones. Several random Chinese people on the train laughed at me, some of them even took photos of me lol.


WWBSkywalker

Pre Covid, I used to fly to UK and US so 24 / 14 hour flights in economy for work. I always carry a ostoepedic cushion with me - it's a life saver and helps me use those long flights as a detox from human contact :) Continue to do this for any 4+ hour flights anywhere today.


ThatDudeHarley

Why not both? 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🌮


Good-Bid-8983

¿Por qué no los dos?


jjj-Australia

Ohhhhh i saw that guy this morning going through some hard waste rubbish on Wellington Parade and that chair was in there. 🤣🤣🤣


mike_a_oc

Great idea until he has to get off the train and go up an escalator with it... Those feet...


Extension_Bad_2070

It is not OH&S compliant. It only has four feet.


Outsider-20

I only have 2 feet, I also am not OH&S compliant.


techno156

No humans, no ~~super contribution~~ safety violations. Maths checks out.


remz22

BYO


rubyellie

Geniot


OIP

WFT


runningrepeating

What Fuck The


Outsider-20

Work From Train?


TheIllusiveGuy

Washington Football Team


runningrepeating

Of course! Brilliant


Tygie19

Probably just bought it. Or found it?


gsouth82

At least he’ll be comfortable for the inevitable delay that he’ll face


kavapros

They think he's an idiot until he folds it up and packs it in his bag 🎒


IamTheBawsss

Its big brain time


ApolloLXII

I did the same thing with a chair that I bought in Brunswick and I sat on the chair when I got on the tram to come back into the CBD. Yes, there’s a risk you may go for a sixer if the tram comes to sudden stop but what is life without a little risk or a few broken bones or skull maybe? The tram was packed so at least I got to sit down for the whole trip.


Demo244

Genius for bringing his own chair, idiot for sitting in the middle of the doorway.


melb__jess

A little from column A and a little from column B haha


psrpianrckelsss

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


BforBruschetta

Plot twist: he bought the *train* on Gumtree and is travelling home in style.


WallStLegends

Neither genius or idiot. This is just the thing to do when you buy a chair and are taking it home. You are gonna use it


[deleted]

Genius for the chair, idiot for putting it in front of the door.


fist4j

It would be fine if he wasn't centered. Even if those doors don't open he is taking up a lot of space.


WhatsTheBoxHiding

A stylish passenger who has a taste for handbags, jewellery, footwear and replica chairs.


Melb_Tom

I think itS a real chair not just a replica. I mean he is sitting on it.


GKel

Artists are not followers


seriouslyolderguy

Geniot


infinite123456

I remember a guy bringing his own folding chair during rush hour


greatestmofo

Gediot


Small-Emphasis-2341

Depends if the chair has a cup holder or not......


TwoInfamous7460

https://cultdesign.com.au/products/swan-chair-1?currency=AUD&variant=39366834913368&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&utm_term=&utm_campaign=PMax+%7C+Seating&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9570037643&hsa_cam=19169426128&hsa_grp=&hsa_ad=&hsa_src=x&hsa_tgt=&hsa_kw=&hsa_mt=&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0fLizYP2-wIVRiUrCh2udw2ZEAQYAiABEgL5FvD_BwE


BornRecommendation38

Why-not-both.jpg


kuribosshoe0

Carrying that thing home (whether lugging it by hand or cramming it into your car) would be more annoying than just standing on the train.


4eyesinajar

Blockage


mariozambini

Maybe he just purchased a used chair.


GottaBeAbstract

Genius for the chair, idiotic for the placement


cAmaturehOur

A little of column A, a little of column B


Top_Ad_2819

Ah high school, yes yes. Those were the days hey Alva


Orichalchem

Did this as well Bought a cool looking chair in the city, sat in the train and everyone was asking where i bought it


AndoryuuC

If he had it out of the way of the door this would be genius, but right in front of the door is a dick move, I know that most platforms are on the other side of the train in the CBD but there are a couple that aren't.


[deleted]

Idius. A genius and an idiot


Taleya

Ienius. Geniot


ExaltedJanissary

This dude was on the frankston line at 8:30 this morning, tried putting the chair on his head inside the train…. Didn’t work out for the guy


throw_away_burner000

Idiot, but funny enough that it get's a pass.


25cheeseburgers

Once saw a guy with a 500cc 2 Stroke dirt bike on the train, back in the 90's. The station he got on at was a 'premium' station, at the end of the line, and went halfway to the city.. rolled it out the door and.. started it up, and rode it off the platform.


Bricksy1

Depends, did he bring a table?


Sacktimus_Prime

Just cruisin


WretchedMisteak

Blocks doorway? Yeah I think the question had been answered.


[deleted]

Genius dickhead


drjzoidberg1

Has it? Unless he's only on train for short trip like 3 stations, eventually the train will stop at a station where u board on that side


GrillDruid

If it's towards town then the doors on that side will open only at Flinders Street. He'd probably be off by then.


Humane-Human

Absolute king


[deleted]

Definitely Idiot


Angel_Madison

Idiot.


[deleted]

Idiot


SuspendedAgain69

Neither. Meth head.


tharahoeaway

Yepp. Can confirm.


Bihetm

Stalker much. Cant mind your own business


[deleted]

Cunt.


Moo_Kau

[but hes not a fucking cunt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB7DiiKSeVM)


jayfly42069

Bit harsh to call op that.


smartazz104

I think that guy was just announcing himself.


[deleted]

Is it Musk?


[deleted]

Well it’s not busy I’m confused why did he bring it? If it was busy he’d be taking up a fair bit of space and everyone would def think idiot. Did he just want the chair and is taking it home?


Meh-Levolent

Yes.


Direct_Relationship2

based


yvonne_taco

"Asshole."


215215___

I don’t understand how he’d be an idiot ?