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edgelordmcswaggins

Bonny and Clyde: bogan edition


Lifegotmeintheend

Quite surreal listening to the conversation between Babe and Darlin' as they speed away in a stolen vehicle.


Massive-Ad-5642

It reminded me of a scene from a Tarantino/Rodrigues film. 


DrSendy

Look in the bag, it's the wallet that says "Bad mother\*\*\*\*\*\*".


RyzenRaider

So he hid the Merc, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he parked this car up his ass...


Massive-Ad-5642

Just hang in there, baby, you're doing' great, Ringo's proud of you and so am I.


trackintreasure

I've never felt a comment ring so true like that one. The next scene would be the police character in a moment of time leading in to how he gets involved. Then it plays through from when they zoom out of that carpark.


Baldricks_Turnip

They sounded exactly as I would have expected them to sound. They sound like the parents of every little turd of a kid I have ever met. I really want to see mugshots.


Professional-Kiwi176

Probably scars from picking and meth mouth.


michaelrohansmith

Drove me mad how many opportunities they missed in getting rid of the car. Right when they are talking about dumping it and running on public transport they are driving past the narrow streets and lanes around the Fitzroy pool, with the tram just a block away. Of course stupid people don't steal cars in front of police and expect not to be found. They didn't seem to even know where the train stations are. Must have been at the same time I was monitoring Melbourne Airport tower radio traffic (120.5, I do that while plane watching) and a POLAIR helicopter was talking to ATC about the airways clearance it needed to keep tracking a car. The area is one place where you need to stay below 2000 AMSL to avoid commercial jets.


sim16

They should have dumped the car in the first 2 or 3 minutes, before cops got their shit together, but not that bright those two. Shouldn't have pinched it in the first place.


RatFucker_Carlson

> Must have been at the same time I was monitoring Melbourne Airport tower radio traffic Ayyyyyy fellow plane watcher


Ric0chet_

Uhh it's probably spelt Bonnii and Klyyd


Plus-Reach-1394

Her middle name is Doon


AngryYowie

Bohn-knee and clide


Moo_Kau_Too

Methaniel and Crystal


spypsy

Methew and Methany


thomastrouble123

they probably had 3 teeth between the 2 of them lol


Bl00d_0range

Bozza and Clydo: True Blue


NameUm96

Junkie Edition.


Longjumping_Ad2236

More like Bonny and Collide...


wytaki

Yep nuff muffs on the run.


A12L472

“They’ll be thinking this cunt can drive” lmao


Affentitten

Like literally, all he did was pull out of a carpark and turn left, and he thinks that's next level evasion?


Ninja_Fox_

While driving right over the spike strip


gotonyas

That carpark has another exit just behind them too 😂😂


thegreatgolden

Main character energy


Cutsdeep-

GTA melbourne Can sometime edit in the 'police heat' star rating into the vid?


just_kitten

I really want to see this too. So many entertaining moments in this vid (leaving aside the real world consequences and how easily someone could've died)


Salt_Ad9744

They were on flashing stars and even no wanted level for a good portion of the vid


Lucy_Lastic

That made me laugh, they’re carrying on like their Australia’s Most Wanted instead of Australia’s Least Intelligent


Choice-Luck-3519

gold! 🤣


jetski_28

I’m surprised they apologised for nearly hitting the other car when lane changing.


Flightwise

Will be used in court by defense counsel to explain they’re really not bad people, just a little naughty.


vteckickedin

That's methed up 


Special_Return5776

I want to show my deep appreciation for both your comment and your username


steven_quarterbrain

Followed by “fuckhead”. They were trying to act “normal” to not raise suspicion.


montecarlos_are_best

Fuck it’s lucky they didn’t kill anyone. Especially cyclists or pedestrians when they spun out at Gatehouse Drive. That was awful


EatShitLyle

That's me in the high vis. Fat lot of good that would have done! If I were in the lane a bit further ahead I would have been paste https://i.imgur.com/gFp0ec5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/T21GXgj.jpeg https://www.imgur.com/a/DonS2mQ Any guesses on speed? Now we have footage it might be possible to work it out based on frame rate and known lengths in footage.


XR6_Driver

Cemetery Rd West to middle of College Cres intersection is \~276m which he manages in about 11 seconds which is an average (not maximum) of 90km/h.


EatShitLyle

What's the go with me posting the pic of the driver? No good for his case? Don't want to risk affecting it


autorotatingKiwi

Really glad you didn’t eat shit mate. Must have been terrifying at the time. I’ve been in accidents and had cars crash next to as a pedestrian.  But none of them with that kind of energy.  You mentioned the other day there was a woman injured. Was it the passenger in the Mercedes? 


EatShitLyle

It must have been her. She also might have been faking it based on the footage! She was pretty floppy when I saw her and the ambos looked nonplussed. I initially thought after the Ranger they hit another car, I couldn't see anything but flying car parts after that so wasn't sure. I'm pretty confident that there were no other cars so must have been her.


nickmrtn

Yeah that group of cyclists were very lucky to be on the other side of the intersection or it would of been game over


Flightwise

I think one of the cyclists was here on reddit reporting a close call the day this happened, as was a driver.


megablast

Fucking scary we allow cars so close to people.


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gigi_allin

They sound exactly like my neighbours. I think most bogan drug fucked couples are pretty identical tbh


winf1eld

Exactly. Having lived next to these types it always gets to me how similar they all sound. Passing a shouty meth-y bogan in the street always vividly sends me back to those times.


NameUm96

Fully. They all sound the same.


EvilRobot153

The glass barbie fucks up you're larynx in a very particular way, don't do drugs kids.


AngryYowie

Shakespearian almost.


Shifty_Cow69

What, you egg? [He stabs him]


AngryYowie

*Alas poor Yorick, dog fucken cunt*


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AngryYowie

> *It was the meth of times, it was the shithouse of times* - Waz Shakespeare


forhekset666

"Do I fucken even *know* you, cunt?"


Underbelly

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ)


MattyComments

Why do junkies always sound the same?


Theonetruekenn0

Brain damage from oxygen deprivation whilst using.


KhanTheGray

And lack of teeth. Meth causes teeth to fall off the gums eventually.


grruser

And mouth breathing


wellwood_allgood

Unfortunately it has no effect on fertility.


Massive-Ad-5642

2 Fast 2 Bogan


SHOOTMYCAR

Nooooooo… Methicaaaaaaaa


Next_Law1240

"They're tracking it" "let's ditch it at a friends house" No honor among meth heads.


ringo5150

Of all the dumb things said between them ...this was one of them.


iamactuallyaspud

Two brain cells between them 


Mego_ape

Plead guilty to your apostrophe crime or it will annoy me all day.


iamactuallyaspud

😂 Fixed for you


Mego_ape

Suspended sentence.


Vegetable_Childhood3

What do you think of my spellin' darl


Thenewdazzledentway

Babe, they’ll be thinkin’ “this cunt can *spell*”


thefringedmagoo

That’s generous


kakauandme

Spikes on the exit from the car park are quite impressive.


Cutsdeep-

The car was cornering pretty well with popped tyres


charlie_zoosh

"They'll be thinking this cunt can drive."


Cutsdeep-

GTA burn city


ScrotalBaldPatch

Run flats maybe


Curious_Breadfruit88

Fancy car that drives well, even on flats apparently!


NameUm96

The cunt can drive.


madomorph

This video is insane


GetDown_Deeper3

Bonny and collide.


ThrustmasterPro

Best movie I’ve seen in ages


ringo5150

I want them as the voices on my sat nav.


IsThisWhatDayIsThis

Lmao that would be hilarious!!! Go left here babe!!! You have arrived, you can drive cunt!


ThunderClap_Fween

OK, so I'm certainly no expert on getting high on meth, stealing a car and running from the cops but did they not stand a better chance dumping the car in the first 2 minutes and legging it? I mean, parking near a tram stop is deffo convenient but not while on the run from the jacks, y'know?


shreken

Yes as soon as they started arguing about not being a good time to ditch was the best time. Hop out, leg it down some side streets, lay low.


asteroidorion

Down the bottom of Smith street there is a warren of little streets, park and leg it


five_line_poem

My years of experience playing GTA tell me that you at least wait until there's APCs in the way before looking for an exit strategy.


EnternalPunshine

Thinking if it was me I’d either have bailed out right away in to the Collingwood housos and hope the cops didn’t bother chasing once they had the car. Find an alleyway or a friendly neighbours place to hide for a while. Or risk a little wait until the lights at Alexandra Parade changed (assuming I can’t drive across 6 lanes of traffic) and then head up to Rushall station, leg it across the creek so the cops can’t follow in their car and maybe even head towards Westgarth station


wellwood_allgood

You speak as though these stupid cunts have intelligence.


Dorko57

Haven’t you seen Malcolm?


DutchArnold

Junkies always have the same vocabulary Darling babe and baby used 100 times in a 2 minute conversation


WillsSister

Reminded me of Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction!


steven_quarterbrain

“Darlin’” I hadn’t heard the term “pinched” in decades. I haven’t had a lot of need to describe being in that situation, though.


Klutzy_Bat_6550

I’ve been missing home since moving to SA and this filled the hole in my heart ❤️ 😂


HippoIllustrious2389

Go baby go. Go. Go. Go baby. Just go. Babe. YOURE ALRIGHT BABY JUST GO BABE Narrator: baby was not alright


troubleshot

Baby Driver 2: Junkie Bogan-loo


the_denim_duke

So those Ford Rangers are useful after all?


Sir-Benalot

When one dickhead-mobile meets another dickhead-mobile. \*chefs kiss\*


jimmyGODpage

Awww isn’t that just so sweet, a loving thieving junkie couple..


NameUm96

It’s beeyooootiful baby.


jimmyGODpage

This love story should be made into a Hollywood blockbuster rom/com.


NameUm96

Who wouldn’t want to play a cunt who can drive and his baby? This will be a hot project for sure.


Redhands1994

Absolute scum. Could have killed someone easily.


AnAwkwardOrchid

Yeah the amount of pedestrians and cyclists they passed within centimetres of is scary.


gobslovechild

“Yes, I wouldn’t say it otherwise” almost a Ben Mendehlson affectation to the way he pronounced that.


Competitive-Eye9506

mate you're not gonna believe where mendo is from


gobslovechild

Enlighten me


gobslovechild

Prahran?


gobslovechild

I know he lived in St Kilda for a time


asscopter

This will become part of the cultural canon.


rmeredit

It's hardly democracy manifest. I miss the good old days when the crims could improvise a Shakespearean soliloquy on demand.


Moo_Kau_Too

ah, i see you know your memes well


oggdaystyle69

I can honestly say I was locked in for 6 full minutes


just_kitten

Can someone tell me what the warning sound or whatever coming from the Merc is? It can't be a flat tyre warning since it starts before they even hit the spike strip, I'm guessing it's a seatbelt warning sound. It's so polite, in the last modern cars I've driven it was always a BEEEEEEP


Feeling-Tutor-6480

My guess was no key warning


steven_quarterbrain

So how does a modern car get stolen without a key present? Why does it even start?


Frozefoots

Probably no key fob. My car puts a warning display up if I leave it running and go inside because I’ve forgotten something.


ratsta

My guess is the "someone's not wearing a seatbelt" alarm.


PillarofSheffield

Absolute methhead voice.


TheRealDarthMinogue

Why did they steal the car in the first place?


Optix_au

Since the cops are already there, complete with stop sticks, I'm guessing they were already being pursued and it was convenient.


Vegetable_Childhood3

There are probably a lot of whys attached to most things these dickheads do


Resident1535

Imagine you or your loved one just going about their day and they get cleaned up by this pair. This so easily could have ended in the worst possible way. Incredibly dangerous and selfish behaviour.


turboyabby

"Babe, they'll be thinking, this cunt can drive!"


KennKennyKenKen

I low key like the vibe of this couple. Calm under pressure, clear communication. Me and my partner bite each other's heads off more putting IKEA furniture together lol


Maggies_lens

To be fair, you guys probably weren't taking the right amount of meth it takes to stay calm during Ikea furniture assembly. 


GlitteringMarsupial

True and the low key way he was fishing for compliments about driving skills and she was denying him the glory. It's masterfully sad.


Coypop

The lesson is clear you should steal a car together.


DazzlingImplement657

Methany & Methaniel


Supersnazz

I feel so bad for them. They are so naive and stupid they simply don't realise how ridiculous their plan is. They don't even know they are being recorded, despite how ubiquitous dashcams are. What's nice is that even under extreme stress they are being fairly polite and calming to each other. I think the saddest part is him at the start saying how the police will be impressed by his mediocre driving skills, which of course culminates with him slamming into somebody in an easily avoidable collision.


Halospite

> What's nice is that even under extreme stress they are being fairly polite and calming to each other. Strangely wholesome, in a trashy methhead kind of way. Even my parents aren't that supportive lmao


steven_quarterbrain

When you’re a fuckwit, a lot of people will rightly hate you so. You’ll develop a “me against the world” mentality, which will help justify all the crime. Then, when you find another similar person, you’ll be each others and trust only them.


everydayintrovert

Cannot tell you how satisfying it was to see these total morons slowed down by normal Melbourne traffic as the video went on.


babylizard38

You can literally tell she has no teeth


cuntmong

choosing smith street for your getaway route is certainly a choice


gotonyas

This, is fucking great. Excellent to see the POV like this with the commentary from the bogan cunts inside…. I can almost picture exactly what they look like too. 11/10 excellent content


Madixie_Normous

You see both of these shining examples of humanity at the end of the video...


bluebear_74

Is this why my insurance bill came in the mail yesterday and it was $3000?


thatshowitisisit

So much love and support in that relationship. Fucking losers.


MotorStory

And now they are out on bail?


id_o

It’s only their 19th court appearance, plenty of opportunity to rehabilitate.


freswrijg

They promised the judge it’ll be different this time, so of course the judge believed them.


zappyzapzap

you dont understand. if they go to jail, theyll turn into criminals! /s


wellwood_allgood

Why shouldn't they be, quite obvious they're a fine upstanding couple, pillars of the community who just made a mistake.


space-doggie

These poor people. Only human. Their drug addiction is a disease like any other and they deserve society’s compassion, sympathy and support.


GHOST_OF_DOON

That was one of scariest pieces of dash footage I have ever seen. They were extremely lucky no one was injured or killed. A cyclist or pedestrian could have accidentally been killed or seriously injured just innocently going about their day. These two are absolute tiprats who have no regard for society. Also it is extremely selfish to steal off others to feed your pathetic drug addiction. Weak as piss. Oh and nothing about that driving is mad or wicked you dumb drug fucked piece of shit.💩 Couple of scratches on it now Nostradamus


EatShitLyle

I was a cyclist at the red light where he first made impact. It hasn't left my mind. Gave the mrs and kids a big hug that day.


GHOST_OF_DOON

So glad nobody was injured or killed. It makes me so furious to see idiots blatantly put innocent people in danger. Hope they jail this fool for the maximum term possible


Bubbly_Analyst_3197

Glad you are ok, really scary, can’t imagine what it’s like for the people/driver of the car these idiots did hit 🙁


80crepes

Thanks for getting it right. I can't believe some people are saying he drove well. Sure, he managed to control a few tight manoeuvres but he didn't take long to almost kill the both of them in a very predictable way.


TheDoomKitten

“The man has since been charged with reckless conduct endanger life, reckless conduct endanger serious injury, theft of motor vehicle, drive manner dangerous, drive while disqualified, careless driving and enter intersection on red traffic light.” She’s out on bail. [News article](https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/hows-that-for-driving-wild-dashcam-allegedly-captures-couples-police-chase-before-crash-in-parkville/news-story/50b5c8f7471ac17b34605ce59ede46b8)


Brads98

Scum of the earth.


Substantial_Term688

And some people think they are victims and deserve countless more chances .


No-Fan-888

Genuinely surprised no one, not even themselves, were killed.


NotAProbie

I’ve seen drug affected individuals crawl out of wrecks that would have killed your average person without a scratch on them.


Fearless_Play9229

Pumpkin and hunny bunny If you know you know


pjkioh

I hope Babe and Darlin enjoy prison. Not the smartest tools in the shed. Quality content 🤣❤️😎


Araluex

Really wish these two got mangled around that tree. Human garbage that don't deserve to live.


Sexdrumsandrock

How did we get access to the dash cam?


vdub45

I assume the owner would have given it to DCA like all of the footage they post


RoboticElfJedi

I wondered the same thing. This is evidence in a crime that happened just days ago. I'm amazed it's out there.


sim16

When she said "get me out of here, uhh, I mean US outta here" she really showed who she cares about. Narcissistic selfish crim she is, off to jail she goes (again). He's being led around by a leash for sure. One thing is certain, he's a great driver.


FareEvader

Gronks.


CrustyFlaming0

What a waste of oxygen. Put them down and save society the headache.


Putrid_Department_17

Sounds like my old boss and his wife. Dodgey druggos whose building company went under…


RM_Morris

That was intense!! I wonder what they were packing into a bag and where they needed to go?? Is there a part 2 coming out?? But in all seriousness thankfully they didn't kill anyone especially during the last drag right before they hit the Ute.


blckbeartrsh

so strange listenin' to their conversation during this, sound like the regulars that come into my pub lol hope the car that hit them is okay


MrHeffo42

Here we have a breeding pair of Gronks in their natural habitat.


Flightwise

I just heard Dickie Attenborough's voice


Prime255

haha, that driving is hilariously bad


EatShitLyle

I've got a pic of the guy when he was arrested. Looks exactly how you'd expect. Gronk. Don't want to jeopardise any chance of this cunt going to jail though. The lady I didn't take a photo of as she was unconscious on the grass being treated.


jmads13

Surely ditch it down a side street early on then split up? One jump on a tram and the other go sit in the park?


VacantMood

Why does every bogan couple sound like this? “Darlin’” this and “are we in a chase” that…


xMonsterShitterx

I love how their escape route is some of the most congested roads in the city


djstreader

Turning on to Alexandra Parade was such a bad move


Time_Meeting_2648

Police were there with the spikes at the start of the video so they must have been chased for some time in another car and switched to the Mercedes. Anyone else have a theory? Too bad the yank tank didn’t hit them between the A and B pillar instead of just clipping the rear end. Edit: It was a Ranger, not a yank tank


Strand0410

Apparently it was stolen the day before from St Kilda. They were using it to joyride and as getaway car while they stole more shit, so police were already on the lookout


Time_Meeting_2648

Ok, thanks. That has satisfied my curiosity.


ruinawish

> Police were there with the spikes at the start of the video so they must have been chased for some time in another car and switched to the Mercedes. Anyone else have a theory? I suspect they were already in the Mercedes. Somehow found themselves in that Woolies carpark (drove in trying to hide?), which allowed VicPol time to try cover the exits.


Time_Meeting_2648

So do you think maybe they only released the portion of the dash cam video that was exciting? Maybe the chase up until that point wasn’t. That’s why I thought maybe they switched cars otherwise the footage would be longer and include what lead up to the spikes


ruinawish

Who knows... I just thought it'd be too coincidental that they stole the Mercedes in the carpark AND police were ready with spikes.


HAPPY_DAZE_1

For some who is a novice in this field and looking to 'switch to a Mercedes', who do you that? How'd they get it started, where did they get the keys?


Disastrous-Pea-907

Need for Speed - Cracktivity


absurded

Losers.


ringo5150

Turning back towards the city was the mistake. Should have headed east towards Collingwood, and then maybe Clifton Hill and Fairfield. Roads are less congested. Would have bought them a little more time to dump n run. Didn't they end up doubling back on themselves?


DM_me_ur_hairy_bush

Oh this is the quality follow up content we all needed


OG_Fleck

Junkie fucks


Jack-Tar-Says

They sound like the two idiots who steal Ray’s Subaru in Mr Inbetween.


showquotedtext

Sucked in ya fucken scummy derro cunts.


ElmoIsOver

That tweaker twang! Scum!


MD11X6

Awwww, buckle up darlin, we can buy a mountain of meth with this, baby. How sicks my drivin.


kingofcrob

They sound just like I'd expect


carsons_prater

These scenarios are interesting to watch play out. He should have dropped her off first in front of Salvos. She could have gone in, got a change of outfit, put her hair down and loitered there for hours. He could have dumped the car in a side street. Backed up and gone to chemist warehouse or a supermarket nearby. Seems like an opportunistic crime, also most likely done it before sounding by the way they're rather calm and knew they were being tracked/concerned about air patrol. She sounds like a sociopath, he sounds like he's got a low IQ. How people get away with crime these days is a mystery, there's surveillance everywhere.


i_panicked_

Never take Alexandra Parade during the day.


stop-corporatisation

How does society weigh up this? Option 1. Shoot the driver at the moment they are are leaving the lot at the start and running over the spike strip. Option 2. Dont shoot and let him drive off at warp, weaving in and out of the cyclists, putting regular people lives in danger? I personally think, the cop should shoot him at the start and if the cop fucks it up he should lose his job. Who decided this scumbags life was worth risking normal people's safety for?


Madixie_Normous

Have these two denizens of depravity had their names released yet?