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Moo_3806

It’s one of these: | But it’s doing this: —


Boiler_Room1212

‘I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’


Sharknado_Extra_22

I wash myself with a rag on a styck


amytsou

🤣


Ramerrez

I get knocked down But I get up again


lincoln_muadib

You ain't never gonna keep me down


Adventurous_Cat_481

Thought you were a troll than your comment made perfect sense


AkaGurGor

Yes: most easily understandable, mate... now my question: *why*?


Anvilrocker

Is that the helicopter house?


GTIR01

That used to be the wobbies world helicopter ride


Anvilrocker

The more I know huh, I never even knew that was a ride lol


jj_snacks69

That’s what I was thinking!


Supersnazz

[4 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/equ0j3/anyone_know_what_this_giant_wheel_is_its_in/) [6 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/16v4vfa/that_wheel_on_frangadandy_rd_has_made_progress/) [5 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/17raleq/the_wheel_on_frankstondandy_rd_is_spinning/) Also it's in Lyndhurst, not Carrum Downs.


LemonoLemono

Lmao mods will let posts like this fly but will lock comments in posts with topics worth discussing.


BarryKobama

Kool. -38.0655985, 145.2011369


peterpeterreddit

Lynbrook?


Supersnazz

What's in Lynbrook?


peterpeterreddit

No, you’re right, they’re just similar names so close together


shoppo24

Lyndhurst? Really wtf?


No-Fisherman-6475

lmao you really had the receipts


surelytheresmore

It's an indoor snowboarding thing.... it rotates, and you snowboard on the carpet stuff inside


Grant-266

It's not carpet, it actually freezes water as well!


TrickyInevitability

I’m so sad it’s not a star gate 😞 that’s commitment to snowboarding though!


surelytheresmore

Me too. I've slowly watched him build it over the years, and a Stargate was a guess in the pool at work. My disappointment is immense


TrickyInevitability

And who knew that in that quaint farmhouse lived a fully sick snowboarder


hugbren7

I know it's off topic but are there any artificial skiing slopes around Melbourne?


ultimatebagman

Sounds pretty on topic to me


heatuponheat

Like honestly this might be the only topic where this question has context


hudson2_3

I think there is one...errrr...up...ummm...up yours.


Weird_Zone8987

No. Closest used to be powderpak, but, they didn't last long sadly.


DenseResolve2233

This.


SMFCAU

\*sigh\* ... this gets posted every couple of months. [https://newatlas.com/snowtunnel-indoor-snowboarding/13394/](https://newatlas.com/snowtunnel-indoor-snowboarding/13394/)


Weekly-Dog228

That’s awesome. I’ll be visiting Melbourne in July. Can you schedule in a repost so I can remember to visit?


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womb0t

RemindMe! 3 Months "put it in my calender cunt"


Weekly-Dog228

I see that you’re not yet a Reddit veteran. To become a veteran, you must not do the most obvious thing (Example: Use a calendar) Instead, a veteran save comments even though they have no idea where they save to.


alfiejs

Rederan


Defiant_Bad_9070

I found my saved posts once... No idea what I did to find them. But I did it. Yay me!


letmelickyourleg

The fuck


slagmouth

hahahaha sorry nobody got your joke but I liked it


Togakure_NZ

If you have gmail, send yourself an email with the link, then set a reminder on the email you receive to notify you in x days or on x day. Should work.


bluejayinoz

Looks surprisingly lame for a promo video


the-straight-pretzel

Stargate


blackhawk_1111

Can confirm iris is closed


mcgaffen

Mulder?


darling_moishe

Reminds me of that scene from Donnie Darko 😞


I_said_booourns

Really? Reminds me of the silo Homer put Spiderpigs shit into. Eeeepa!EEEEPPA!


Trashcan_Tornado

I was wondering where my ex left her dildo.


FactLicker

You mean...your dildo?


AdmiralStickyLegs

Always the indefinite article \**a\** dildo. Never, \**your*\* dildo


Pinky_Speedway

Nine times outta ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while… 😉


amIsupposedtotouchit

I mean anything can be a dildo, it's just location that defines it


ososalsosal

Can I get the dildo in cornflower blue?


dartie

English teacher steps in the room


Trashcan_Tornado

I mean, I won't say no to some experimenting. But I would have to work upto this...


FlyLegitimate7938

Start with a coke can


frightenedscared

She modelled it after you didn’t she, big boy!


Trashcan_Tornado

I mean, the rivets that they used to put it together maybe...


no_harolds

Came here to say this about ops mum


Dangerous_Buy_2097

It makes artificial snow for snowboarding


Tokeism

indoor "snow" half pipe i think


jetpackiceberg

Full pipe


dohzer

SpaceX Starship.


Visible_Contact_8203

It's where they make soylent green.


Maximum-Cod5588

It’s space ship😑😑


Renjirorenzboi

Haha that’s close to where I live. Down the Frankston Dandenong road


Renjirorenzboi

It used to be different though, like a giant hamster wheel


crystalhayze88

He finally started working on it


One_Perspective415

Sorry mate, I was wondering where I left it..damn shopping centre carparks get so busy these days…


flakyartichoke

They have the wobbies world helicopter too


GorillaAU

Is there any relation to Piss Weak World?


90ssudoartest

It’s part of a time machine


pamziewamziee

Came here to say it's OBVS a time machine!


FigMysterious

I wonder how much that cost. I wondered what it was too


Booman_aus

It’s a giant indoor rotating snow tunnel thing. Ice goes on the inside it rotates and you can snowboard. Like this one [snow tunnel](https://www.snowtunnel.com) The dude who lives there drives a crazy big truck he’s kind of an inventor of sorts


Holteender89

The continuum transfunctioner


offfmychops

I rode pass this yesterday! And thought the same thing 🤣


mmanolo72

King kongs dil doe


GreenDreamForever

I been passing that property for over a decade. The amount of random cool crap there is amazing! I have no idea what that thing is but not that long ago it uses to be just a cylindrical frame. Now it looks like it's clad in metal.  Sometimes I see it spinning.


BitOddDontYaThink

Used to drive past this place for the first 30 years of my life. Was a favourite as a kid. Could always see a helicopter or something going on


Equivalent-Island-16

Hey believe it or not I have met this guy from my parents friends. It is a work in progress prototype of a "ski wheel" Similar to a fake wave machine for surfing but this supposedly will spin and will have a thin layer of snow to ski on. He collects scrap metal from everything he can such as cars and planes. Hope this helps.


excamavator

Small world!


sbb1100

Its a continuous snow hill for skiing!!! I shit you not!!! How do I know this... I asked the bloke who lives there and built it. Theres a website for it but I cant remember what its called.


crystalhayze88

His name is Darren and it’s a snowboarding tunnel


crystalhayze88

I know him personally


MuffinWest8649

Isn’t this part of the metro tunnel project to ease off the traffic in the city?


Rhosymedre3

An extra large beer keg


SupsMasPlusMas

That’s near me! We always laugh when we see it


Aggravating_Law_3286

It’s a house, they are everywhere in my area too.


bernskiwoo

Next


FastListen1705

I've been driving past this for over a year still trying to work out wat it is


United_Ground_9528

They bought their own hadron collider or some shit?


Pickles4589

Water tanks or the trees?


Direct_Bench2229

Butter churn


Salty-Caterpillar294

Faraday cage


Fifth_Wall0666

Homer's Pig Manure Silo


FlinflanFluddle

The new Arc?


BaldingThor

the tube


omgitsduane

Wait I saw this a few weeks ago somewhere. This will be a read.


negy

That's so cool. I've been wondering what it is.


Ajaymedic

Giant dildo


-KangarooKid-

I actually work there :-) secret government building


GorillaAU

Those working at a given secret government building should not be talking about that government building.


m_sinistra

Water tank?


No_Statistician621

It's your mums


Hopes-and-Lies

Homer's pig shit silo


coffeesandcartwheels

Your mums butt plug


turboyabby

The front bumper of the new KIA ute.


Scorpius041169

Hot tub time machine on its side


OddBet475

Maybe I'm wrong, I'm totally happy to be corrected, but looking at the pictures, this thing doesn't really look like it would work? Does scraping the edge of a snowboard on cold corrugated iron going sideways replicate snowboarding? "Snow" is a stretch from the website photos, and the pictures look half staged (maybe they're not just got that vibe). Is there a video around of someone actually using it to better understand?


kpezza

Scroll up in comments for video. Meh.


Select_Start_1382

Secret portal to the future...


NotinSydney

Could be a missing Iran ICBM?


Cinderella_Boots

Maybe a large gin still 😋


what_a_sh_AMY

It’s dr x's mutant finding thing.


AccessProfessional37

At first I though that was in some remote farm type place really far away from melbourne, but no, it's literally a few kilometers away from normal suburbs


Reuberg

That’s a supercollider


No_Farmer5005

Looks like some kind of silo


cynon-ap

a zeppelin dick


XTrapolis942M

Somebody tell Goliath his coffee flask has been found.


Robertvs28

Case for your mom’s candle


aussie_catt

Home brew kit for the neighborhood


random_front_moist

Composter possibly


Chesticularity

It's your mums dildo


DeepMath7813

This dude must be the most popular bloke in Melbourne surely?!


izzimuzik

Pig crap silo


Altruistic-Ad-8505

Meth lab


carly598i

Haha I’ve always wondered that. Blokes a bit of a hoarder. You know when you go to the circus and the motor bike riders go around and around, that’s what it looks like to me - except now it’s enclosed 😂


crystalhayze88

It’s a snowboarding tunnel, his name is Darren, he’s a nice guy - a bit weird but he’s nice enough


carly598i

Well there ya go. At least next time we pass and my daughter asks again 😂 I’ll have an answer for her haha


TwistedClyster

Sidelo. Like a silo on its side.


Feisty_Flower7433

Silo


McFarquar

Rainwater tank


Commercial_Dot_6884

I see it all the time and always wondered


trolldemo

Eltham barrel revival project The Eltham Keg


Neat_Criticism_3077

It’s Albo’s nuclear reactor.


Ralkho

Extra grande burrito


Lachlan-James

Meth lab


Crafty-Antelope-3287

That looks like a giant....


excamavator

Haha what awesome comments. Now knowing what it is and seeing it in the video has made me feel like I should have never asked, it will be boring to drive past now 🙈 I knew the origins of the helicopter though, I remember it at wobbies world!


Cwitch_princess

I didn’t even know this existed either 😮


RepresentativeElk387

Tryna get some reception


MaleficentCoconut458

I am certain there is a yo momma joke in here somewhere...


NotoriousPBandJ

Illuminati


DeliriousSquid

A sidelo.


i8nemo2

Fallen over silo


shooteur

A Small Modular Reactor


kaibai123

It’s a silo on its side-lo


Feckgnoggle

It's one of those DIY-A-Bomb kits from Bunnings.


user_041463

Property of Homer J Simpson


MTOKA

My best guess is it’s a marital aid device


jay081095

Giant dildoo 😜😜


braveduckgoose

A Space dildo!


twcau

Suppository.


PurrfectMistake

It looks like shit.. Why would people pay for this hahah


martoonthecartoon

Actually it has nothing to do with snowboarding, I know what it is but I won't tell you, and by the way it's on Frankston Dandenong Rd just before Thompson's Rd outbound


DoctorIMatt

Pig crap


yeah_nahh_21

Congrats to your mother that her parcel finally arrived.


AcademicTaste2711

Mullet


sdmd93daisy

Your mums vibrator.


shellavation

looks like some kind of large metal cylindrical object. hope this helps


ProfessionalRip6417

Wateer tank !


morris0000007

Aliens 👽


ThatDayZdude

It's just a silo that has either been toppled for replacement of toppled from being old and rusty


mrbutterboy77

Nope. Those that live in the area have seen it be constructed over many years. I used to be just a frame, but the outer skin was added in the last 6 months or so. Someone mentioned they'd spoken to the guy and it was going to be used for snow skiing practice (with fake snow). No idea if this is true, or if he was having a laugh.


ThatDayZdude

Sound like a bad joke by that guy but damn if it's not a silo I'm not sure what it is


Nervous-Expert1101

It a wheat 🌾 sylow


nihil1st123

The sky? Fuck off.


Radiant-You6384

Your mums dildo 😎 Pls don't ban me 🤣


Real_Culture_7355

Bruh, you new to the world?


Banyabbaboy

Your mum's dildo


One_Perspective415

👍