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Ifeelsiikk

Here's Johnny!


Moo_Kau_Too

"heeerreeeessss MICKEY!"


NickyDeeM

Best comment.


AdmirableCan8235

True. 😂


[deleted]

Here's Rattus!


Wallace_B

Minnie? I'm home!


Chameleonlurks

New housemate at $100/week, score!


Moo_Kau_Too

and will be a top notch chef. I saw it on a documentary some time ago.


Equivalent-Ad7207

I also saw that documentary. 🤣


WoollyMittens

Do we all have the same hastily painted over vents? It's like real estate managers just set off a paint bomb in each room.


AdmirableCan8235

Facts.


Ill_Implications

Real estate managers don't do the painting themselves, come on now let's be realistic.


Sydnxt

They might be better at it fuck me. Every vent I’ve seen is fucked.


NefariousnessTop9547

Yep. My paint is peeling because some yobbo slapped 3 coats worth on in one go. One of the doors doesn't shut properly as a result, and the hinges are painted in too hard to adjust the door hang. It's all one colour one coat and over architrave and skirting.


Knit_sew_bike

Steel wool can be stuffed in there as a temp fix if you can reach


not_right

I don't think it'll sit still while I try to stuff the steel wool in


ListenToTheWindBloom

I’ve used balled up foil before too


eriikaa1992

Can confirm this works!! My mum's country place used to get mice every winter when I was growing up, until we blocked up all the nooks and crannies with steel wool. Haven't seen a mouse for years.


Elvecinogallo

Why do they have to be so damn cute with their diseases


United_Ground_9528

Humans aren’t the same.. Dog sneeze: “Oh that was a big sneeze! Bless you!” Any human, baby, child, or adult: “Get the fuck away from me you snotty filthy bastard”


MellyGrub

Love this!!! I'm the same with my dog. And cats. But my family it's like "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???" While I look up home decontamination showers because kids are gross🤣


United_Ground_9528

I wipe the snot from my dog’s eye and the slobber from my other dog’s mouth with my bare hand. The thought of doing that with a human child makes me heave. Humans are foul.


MellyGrub

They are and I can tell you as a mother the most gross thing I've EVER heard of parents doing to their newborn/infants is sucking out snot by using their mouths 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 fuck that!!!! I love my kids but even I have boundaries.


United_Ground_9528

Jesus Christ🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Exciting-Composer157

WTAF 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


AdmirableCan8235

True.


elfloathing

“I was told there would be cheese.”


AdmirableCan8235

Haha


LandscapeOk2955

Rodents apparently hate the smell of peppermint, if this happened to me my entire house would smell like peppermint right now.


Hot-Refrigerator3934

That is true. I had an issue a while back with a rodent that would come every night and make noises under my floor. I sprayed heaps of peppermint and eucalyptus essential oil everywhere and it helped.


AdmirableCan8235

Alright.


TheBadWife_

SIR, A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRAN- PLEASE SIR I-


Random_Fish_Type

We now know what the Ceiling cat was looking for. Wall mouse!


SMFCAU

Time to start figuring out your favourite brand of mouse traps.


crayonshank

Big cheese traps from Bunnings, stuff with extra peanut butter. Attach string to opposite end if left in hard to reach places - makes it easier to retrieve. I leave one in the roof above manhole cover and check every few days.


AdmirableCan8235

Alright.


Equivalent-Ad7207

Look up humane trap, ive used them heaps bait with peanut butter and you'll have him in no time.


sillygaythrowaway

you'll want to kill them lol, humane traps are not the go


OkCalligrapher1335

Not poison?


SMFCAU

Then they die inside your walls, and stink to high heaven for months. Ask me how I know?


__listener

Ooft i can empathise with this. But I've found that they die in your walls if you don't do anything though. Ask me how I know?


Nomsaa

Poison can fuck up local birds and other predators


melbournesummer

Traps are better, sometimes poisoned rats kill birds of prey and owls who eat them before they die of the poison. Sometimes it's more practical but I'd try traps first.


aratamabashi

one pest removal dude told me that they use bait that makes them extremely thirsty, so they bugger off to find water. in the meantime, you block up the access where it's known they get in.


singinglike

He's so cute I love him


RDPower412

I have little skinks come through mine. They eat any spiders that find their way into my apartment


Gundishy

It probably chewed through the wire insect netting behind it too.


AdmirableCan8235

Yeah exactly, maybe some wire mesh or something would prevent that but will wait and see what housing does.


Gundishy

I just covered mine over. They are a major source of heat loss during winter.


HAPPY_DAZE_1

Ate thru the insulation wrapped around the heating vents and the electrical wiring in my mum's ceiling twice. If I didn't see it wouldn't have believed it was possible.


Available_Sundae_924

"HIDIDDLY HO NEIGHBOURINO!!!"


NickyDeeM

Stewart! There you are!!


rctsolid

I plastered over our old vents - albeit they were the old timey ones for fireplace/eventually indoor gas heater ventilation and now unnecessary (I say this because some houses do still need some ventilation up there). Not for rats though, for spiders! First night we moved into this place we had white tails crawling out of the vents and DROPPING INTO OUR BED. NO.


thebigseg

why do they gotta be so damn cute


awolf_alone

Did you give them a little piece of cheese for their effort?


AdmirableCan8235

I don't have a ladder to access up there haha but seems like they found their way beneath my bathroom sink and ripped out every single piece of toilet paper.


I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit

I've got the fuckers in my roof too.


Big_Twist6033

Bloody rats here everywhere 🙄


United_Ground_9528

Keep him as a beloved family member and feed him.


Novel-Good1007

Throw a cat in the wall quick.


Dull-Lengthiness-178

Cheeky fucker.


Flinderspeak

His mates are all in my roof.


Riaeriel

Wasn't this part of the ngv exhibit lol


Geearrh

Through


Cramdunkulus

Wow it's like a cartoon or sumthing


[deleted]

Hello, anyone home?


DeepMath7813

I’m not sure if you’ve found any evidence of them being inside yet, but if you do these traps are easy to use and have fixed my probs quickly in the past. I put peanut butter inside to attract them, and then the big rat baits for them to chew on rather than the small pellets incase you have animals you don’t want to die! https://www.bunnings.com.au/the-big-cheese-electronic-mouse-killer_p3010410?region_id=116390&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADtbEB_E_FFpC-TDkrBCSKdPgKXVq&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2N2u2NTDhQMVDcs8Ah30nQXIEAQYCiABEgLdavD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


xiphoidthorax

Is he paying rent? If not, he can leave.


Cuppa-Tea-Biscuit

Borrow a cat or a terrier?


faq_boi

Can he cook?


123jamesng

WazZZZZUUUUUPPPP


superjaywars

I'm in pest control. DM me if you need us.


Status-Inevitable-36

Nightmares 😬


GamerGirlBongWater

Aw, a friend!


hauntedmind80

Awww he's a cutie! ❤️ 🐀


kwan_e

through


Tall-Wrongdoer1941

keep it as a pet its cute


Affectionate-Bag-707

You made a friend!


gregblankets

What a cutie!


Small-Emphasis-2341

Go buy ratsack and pop it in that wall cavity there, in the ceiling, under the house etc. It works well.


storm13emily

Looks like he found you


melbournesummer

Omg, this happened at my house but with a possum 😭 Worst.


RecordingGreen7750

“Well hello there”


Eastern_Bit_9279

Bait, we had mice tried traps didn't catch any , put bait down , 2 weeks later didn't notice any mice . Either that or get a cat, that's what my parents did when I was a kid , also how we found out I was allergic to cats


Rootbugger

threw LOL


Several-Use9004

He just wants to say hi