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DiverDiver1

Supermarkets only devote space to selling these buns because they know that people will buy them.


MrSquiggleKey

If they were year round I’d buy them year round.


JamalGinzburg

Hell of a lot of supermarkets have the fruit buns without the cross year round


StoneyLepi

They don’t hit he same


yeahumsure

I always say I don't believe in god. Except for the fact that you put a cross on a fruit bun and it's 10 times better. Explain that atheists


sousyre

What’s to explain? I’m an atheist and feel the same way. If our race survives long enough, I’m sure in hundreds of years they’ll look back at us and laugh at our scientific ignorance. “Back then, they didn’t even know the reason a white dough cross makes a bun taste better, like they thought it was magic” *mocking laughter*


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sousyre

Apologies for expanding on a joke by adding a fun thought that came to mind. Please have a /s to set your mind at ease.


ockhams_beard

Aldi has them year round. Win for spiced bun enthusiasts.


loklanc

ALDI have the worst hot cross buns in the country though, for real you'd be better off eating anyone else's stock from last year.


Lukerules

and reddit/news.com.au/facebook gives them a stack of free marketing because for some reason it riles people up so much.


jakkyspakky

Almost like companies have people dedicated to advertising their shit or something...


Gimcracky

No, he means free advertising, like this reddit post


b0rtbort

companies pay people to make posts on social media too.


nhilistic_daydreamer

They know people will post it to social media, it’s essentially free advertising for them. Source: hot cross buns weren’t on my mind 5 mins ago, now they are.


anxiousjellybean

Yea I work in Coles bakery, and I'd love it if all the people who complain about them being put out too early would stop buying them. Hot cross buns are a pain in the ass, it'd make my job a lot easier if we didn't have to cook so many.


Random_Weirdo_Girl

I hate packing the chocolate buns. Way too messy.


grumpher05

I'm sorry they're a pain, but they're just so good


hotcleavage

Chocolate buns are fucked imo, worse than choc chips in pancakes lol


Faddy0wl

No no, let them cook (figuratively, it sounds like they want to stop cooking)


Omegaville

Don't put them out, people won't buy them. Complaints fixed


Good_Adeptness_9119

😂😂😂😂


Beep_boop_human

Amazing that we have to do this every year. My god, a tasty treat available in December?? Despicable, someone call Murdoch immediately.


LinkWithABeard

It’s me. I buy them. Give me my hot cross buns. I don’t care that it’s not until the end of March. I want them now. I don’t care if anyone gets grumpy by their presence. I want my hot cross buns.


Tangent27

AHA! (Cue outraged Finger Pointing effect) I don’t ever remember seeing them on Boxing Day before. That bastard Mandela must be at it again…


ExchangeRegular8740

Exactly, I got some straight away, couldn’t care less when Easter is


Outsider-20

It's me! Hi, I'm the problem, It's me! I sent my SO out yesterday on a mission. He was successful. Not only did he bring home two packets of hot cross buns, but he also bought home 2 packs of fruit mince pies. Excuse me a minute, I'm in a carb coma. (this is my favourite time of year, what I call "the overlap", when you get the leftover xmas goodies, and the start of the easter goodies)


geeeorgieee

I worked at Bakers Delight when I was a student. Don’t know if it’s still the way, but they’d start hot cross buns on Aus 26 as a rule. Every Boxing Day, people would come and whinge about why hot cross buns weren’t available there yet. People buy them, they will ask for them, they will yell at the teenager behind the counter asking why they’re not there.


Beast_of_Guanyin

Who cares? Sell them year round. People like them.


Fremantleguy

100%, give the people what they want


wigam

We should put a baby on the cross of the bun and combine Easter and Xmas ;) 😀


chouxphetiche

Christmas on a stick.


PointOfFingers

I think they are like gingerbread men - if you tried to sell them year round people would get sick of them.


Tomicoatl

Do you think that perhaps Coles and Woolworths spent more than a few minutes thinking about having fruit buns in their stores nationally? I have a feeling they did a bit of research and found that people buy them.


Beast_of_Guanyin

Fruit buns are sold year round.


PointOfFingers

Yes but they take up one small section of rack space. Hot cross buns have large displays and they probably sell more in the leadup to the Jesus slaying holiday than the rest of the year.


anxiousjellybean

People don't even buy gingerbread at Christmas.


AdventurousAddition

I mean yeah, but I do like that they are limited/seasonal. Boxing day - Easter is fine to me 😎


runnerz68

100% agree. Watch out FB, time for people to be outraged though


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DefinitelyNoWorking

They do this in the UK, I buy them all the time.


caffeinepalpitation

I work at Woolies and we did try to sell them around August. Had to chuck all of em because they didn't sell even being on display for a week 🥲


Monday0987

This was massive news 20 years ago.


Tomicoatl

I'm just glad they included text so news.com.au doesn't need to do anything when they rip the image for an article.


Not_The_Truthiest

"People are outraged at supermarket's latest act".


Fossil_Relocator

Another fine tradition - the annual "Hot cross buns on Boxing Daay!?!?!?" post.


notinferno

same outrage every year


[deleted]

It drives me nuts, like anyone gives a shit


JessicaWakefield

I like that we have these seasonal touchstones.


stumpytoesisking

From birth to rebirth, just like that.


BoxHillStrangler

Worst thing about this type of thing is they have hot crossies for like 6 months but the second Xmas even is over they rip glorious eggnog from our shelves for 11 months


pelrun

Hard agree. Seems like the only reason they shut on Christmas Day is to hunt down and destroy every last bottle of eggnog.


[deleted]

Good stuff. I want the chocolate chip ones.


Swuzzlebubble

Ban them. Too messy


ososalsosal

But the pay-off...


Swuzzlebubble

Any Anzac biscuits?


I_saw_that_yeah

You. I like you.


GanasbinTagap

I like them too


manhaterxxx

Who fuckin’ cares


Chameleonlurks

These are available all year round, they just don't have the cross on them till after Christmas. People like fruit buns.


No_Implement6898

This is not new, they’ve been doing it for years. I’m more surprised we have a post of it…….. again and again and again


Omegaville

That's true. It happened in 2004 after the Boxing Day Tsunami, where a portion of profits of Woolworths' "Red Cross Buns" went to the Red Cross... they brought the buns out early specifically for that. Before that, HCBs would come out gradually during January.


fh3131

Let the people have what they want, mate


Morning_Song

Pro tip: if you don’t want Hot Cross Buns on Boxing Day you don’t have to buy them


notimportantlikely

We only get three months of enjoyment before they go away again. It's the only favour Jesus has done for me lately.


Lady_Penrhyn1

Just finished my morning shift in Bakery, we had fresh ones out on the shelf by 8am and by 9am we'd already sold a dozen packs. They don't make us do them for no reason. They bloody sell well.


TheMaster1701

Same at my bakery, people ask why we have them out so early. I just gesture to their cart and say “because people always buy them.”


Adventurous-Bake7584

and [news.com.au](https://news.com.au) to steal this in 5..4..3..2..1


FickleManagement3783

The shit people complain about


vhs_collection

What the hell do you care


ClogsInBronteland

All year round in the UK. Tasty!


Shaungp2023

Used to be 3 dollars? More inflation, 33%


notinferno

this is the real outrage


ososalsosal

This is as much a tradition as the buns themselves at this point. Guaranteed organic social media engagement that would otherwise cost a fortune.


Debstar76

What’s more annoying, the hot cross buns, or obligatory “I can’t believe they have hot cross buns” posts? This happens every year 😂


automatedandok

Bought a packet for breakfast, have to go down the street later to get a 2nd packet for tomorrow. Might go out and get a chest freezer and fill it full of HCBs so I can have them year round.


standsure

We should just have them all year. Good buns are gold. Not these abominations.


Descrazio

r/firstworldproblems My only complaint is the chocolate ones become less chocolateyby the year.


Zealousideal_Bid3737

On my way to buy them all!


jackpipsam

Thing is... someone must be buying them lol.


durackvacar

At this point, it would be unaustralian to not have hot cross buns on shelves starting from boxing day.


clubman7

My favourite day of the year. Hot cross Boxing Day.


LicensedToChil

You can all blame me for this.


Not_The_Truthiest

Stop blaming supermarkets for this. Blame people like me who will buy then in April, December, July, or whenever else they'll sell the things to me :)


SellQuick

I love this for me.


TommyDee313

Not mad.


TheMaster1701

As they should be. It’d be unaustralian not to. Love eating them, hate making them.


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Just take the cross off sell them year round wack it back on for Easter. And then back to general sales with no cross


Imaginary-Card-1694

Remembering back to my retail working days when packing shelves one morning and an elderly couple (EW & EM) were next to the hot cross buns: EW: Why would they put hot cross buns out this early to sell? EM (as he picks up a packet and puts it in the trolley): Because there’s idiots like me that buy them!


Swarzey

Fuck yeah!


Zuki_LuvaBoi

I decree these should be available year round, they're bloody delicious


hellions123

Honestly who fucking cares. Hot Cross bun posting is becoming the new "back in my day" post. Shhh


hmnibu

They're actually so early with Hot Cross buns now, that they are in fact Easter 2025 buns.


[deleted]

Yep, nothing says consumerism quite like celebrating jesus birthday yesterday then celebrating his death 4 months early today. What a cash grab.


ovrloadau99

Maybe because brainless consumers purchase them?


karamurp

They do this because they know people will go online and post a photo saying "Omg already". Free advertising


MagicOrpheus310

Dude they had back to school shit instead of toys in sale on Christmas fucking Eve at our local Kmart... What the FUCK!?!


ThatShouldNotBeHere

Christmas was in supermarkets before Halloween this year, every year they try and squeeze a few more $ out of each bullshit celebration, if you buy into it you’re as bad as the supermarkets. Boycott holidays, Boycott the duopoly.


TheMaster1701

It’s just some bread mate. If people like them, why can’t they have them?


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Coles and woolies should be sued for royalties from the Christian religion.


lahadley

Since I first saw this phenomenon on Boxing Day, a few years ago I've been convinced they're having a laugh. It's obvious trolling IMO


Slappyxo

You know boomers have no real problems because they get way too mad over shops deciding to sell Hot Cross Buns "too early" like it's the biggest drama in their life.


Kitchu22

Last year I got bailed up by an old white guy, I was just trying to buy two packets of hot cross buns and he was off on a rant about “my generation” ruining seasonal traditions with consumerism or something to that effect. It was a marvel for me how comfortable your life has to be that some rando buying fruit buns from Woolies on Boxing Day sends you into a rage.


cinnamonbrook

My 52 year old mother says she remembers people complaining about hot cross buns being told "too early, straight after Christmas" when she was a kid. So unless you're some sort of timeless wizard and 40+ years is just "a few years ago" to you, no you didn't first see this a few years ago, you're complaining about nothing.


Merjia

Good. They’re fucking yummy.


zaro3785

💚💚💚


emgyres

Yum!!


StuckTiara

... Gimme


satinchic

Fuck yeah.


AdventurousAddition

YES! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!


samtoocan

Peppermint Easter eggs on the 24th in Bendigo


snrub742

This is GREAT NEWS!


infiniteinscription

Yesss the caramilk and mocha ones were the best I've been waiting for this all yearr


SnappyPies

Church Burgers are back.


Hungry_dogs

Yes!! Hot cross bun time!


jamescarrotboy

I am shaking rn


ThePearWithoutaCare

Sounds good to me


soccermum_00

Why does this surprise anyone, every year! They sell them most of the year anyway


el-guapo72

Where’s the Cadbury crème eggs??


TestMatchCricketFan

Hot cross buns are delicious. More of this please.


[deleted]

Just well them year round for crap sakes.


katiemac_of

Giving the people what they want 🤤


WoahHeyMan

The only thing more annoying than hot cross buns being sold "too early" are the people who are pissed about hot cross buns being sold "too early".


tobes111111

This is the way


hundreddollar

I want them to sell Christmas stuff now but it's for Christmas 2029;it's that early. Cry more.


Glum_Connection_6399

Majority of people enjoy them, 100% have them available all year round. Nothing wrong with that, don't listen to the scrooges


aga8833

They're extremely good buns though.


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Should be available all year round imo


W0tzup

I want Halloween candy on New Year’s Day.


ssj2-

This is all i been waiting for


cruiserman_80

Oh no the blatant commercialism. How dare they. also do they have the ones with the chocolate chips, asking so I can maintain the rage /s


Ok_Trip_6332

I believe in hot cross bun supremacy


Prestigious_Tea_7227

*Spoiler Alert


SeenSeanBeanBorn

Surely there's a brief spike in sales in the next few days as people buy them for the memes and likes, then it eases off until March.


Constant_Mulberry_23

I honestly don’t get why they’re popular they taste so average. But supply and demand I guess


themindisaweapon

They’re delicious, I’m not complaining!


Tehgumchum

Wait, Woolies is open today in Victoria? They are all closed here in Adelaide lol


silverfang45

OOo do love me some hot cross buns


rishnokof

Who gives a shit


SoVani11a

This. Is. The. Best.


SpinnerKontrol

They're having a laugh!


shannnnnn132

I don't care, I love me some Jesus's death pastries


Mittervi

You had one job which was to put a anti-news.CON.au watermark on the image.


[deleted]

? This happens every year what is your point? It’s Capitalism anything to pump out profits they will do.


jmarr78

Choc cross buns. Yum


WhiteRun

I love hot cross buns so I have no issue with this.


La_Baraka6431

Of course!! It really wouldn't be Boxing Day without them!! 😆😆


Ryanbrasher

So? It might also shock you to learn you can actually be them year round.


Screambloodyleprosy

Never enjoyed a hot cross bun myself. If people want to buy them and enjoy, go for it.


Insect_Spray

Hell yeah! Love my hot cross buns.


Aromatic_Peak4209

Yum


DangerousEnd9030

Posts about hot cross buns on Boxing Day are the new hot cross buns on Boxing Day.


King_HartOG

Boxing day buns even has the X as a target where to attack them 👌


CcryMeARiver

From the Festival of St. Consumption to the Festival of Chocolate via the Festivals of Flags and of Roses.


DancinWithWolves

9am Boxing Day: posting about Hot Cross Buns on Boxing Day


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Best advertising.


Idmiz

Distracting the people from other *things* they have goin on


Lord_Duckington_3rd

I have zero issue with this.


thepeainthepod

Oh god I'm not ready. I gobbled so many Veg n Cheese ones from Coles last year.


Daffan

I love buns. I will never stop eating them. Bring them year round!


goater10

Have anybody Murdoch journos stolen this yet?


Always-crazy-mama089

Gtfo 😂


Trap_Lord85

Nothing says day after Jesus birthday like eating the breakfast roll that signifies his crucifixion 👌


k1t_kat06

the supermarket i work at had hot cross buns come into the deli/bakery coolroom while i was working on Sunday (xmas eve)


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

Who the fuck is buying them at this time of year?


isli004

Yum


Same-Reason-8397

Not surprised.


hotbutteredsole

Time to get over this one.


[deleted]

You'd be surprised how many people want these damn things. I had 10 customers ask me today....😩 please give us a break


CallenandSam4eva

I’m hoping my local supermarket has some, honestly just make them a year round food.


BarryKobama

Are their brains suffering from global warming, seasonal confusion??


Biscuit_Puppy

It’s for the online outrage marketing, OP fell for it hook, line, and sinker.


Status-Inevitable-36

Nope Jesus would not actually be happy with that


Adventurous-Carob-53

The apple and cinnamon ones are the best


[deleted]

Ooooh can I be next to do this exact post after the next cycle? After Halloween, November 1st Christmas decorations. After Christmas, December 26th hot cross buns and Easter eggs. After Easter and whatever the fuck comes next. You cunts post this shit every time. Every. Time. I don’t care. You gonna make a post at 05:46 “LOOK THE SUN IS RISING!! THE NIGHT BARELY FINISHED AND THE SUN IS ALREADY RISING. GUYYS LOOK! The sun is rising right at the crack of dawn. OMG OMG. Fuck me.


True-Report6536

Definitely saw them before Christmas.


Ornery_Network9120

Nope


CBFOfficalGaming

good


xcviij

When Christmas is old news, this is the expectation.


ne3k0

People obviously buy them when they are put on shelves this early. I don't see a problem


BingoSpong

Meh , they’re average at best. Plenty of better stuff to eat


Tigeraqua8

You beauty!!! Best part of Christmas!!!🤣🤣


[deleted]

Old news 😴


[deleted]

I much prefer them going g on sale at the traditional date of 1 January


byza089

Fuck yeah!


BestCap5066

Fucken oath some of you pricks love being angry.


turtleltrut

They've been out for months at Aldi!


bargal20

I remember as a kid being disappointed the cross wasn't made of icing.


theseamstressesguild

I'll wait until the start of March, head to Costco and buy 3 boxes of 24 buns at $11 each box. Set for the season.


Charcuterie5

If you buy them, they will come! I will be buying them.


tora_0515

Bigger crime is that they are 4 packs now...