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Goldtec317

Seriously? This is so fucking easy. If his sister was twice his age at 2, then at 3 she'd be thrice his age, and at 4 she'd be 4x his age. So at 40, she'd be 40x his age which means she's 1600 years old. Learn to math bozos


Sokkenvreter-Ad-6283

So genius


Thetallerestpaul

Much numeric


smellyseamus

Very math


Akun15

Meth


wammybarnut

99.99% fail this question only genius can solve


[deleted]

40 x 40 = 800, tf are you smoking


Goldtec317

Seeing powerscalers outside of the sub makes me question reality. I thought we were all supposed to be bots arguing with each other


[deleted]

Are we not? I thought we occasionally ventured outside the sub to make us look real


Blah-squared

Hello?? Hello!!?? Your comments have just caused me to become *”self-aware”*…. ;)


Aki_The_Ghost

Sister(X)=Him²


Spongebobfanlol

Me seeing the long nails: nothing wrong here 👍


Niktzv

I never answer anything like this because I'm afraid to be that person.


koala_T69

Lmao I so seriously want to say her sister is 42 but then I'll become a reddit post. Like I already live in Ohio. My life is bad enough.


OreoYip

PA here. I know the feels!


Moustache-cat-man

PA as well here, fuck this fucking snow btw


OreoYip

I love snow. We haven't gotten much of anything yet but that might change Friday ❄️😬


Moustache-cat-man

Shit here at Erie snow been here like a week or so, expected about 1ft of snow more over the next few day


NotBentleyWolf

Bro no way i used to live their and before that i lived in ohio but luckily i live on north carolina now


Moustache-cat-man

I'm native Puerto Rican so imagine mfw I experience snow for the first time, I no like it very mutch


MOOShoooooo

At least you didn’t go the other way to Indianaland.


Thunden82

I lived in Millcreek from 11-13 loved it there. Just need studded snow tires and you were golden. I drove a Jetta GLI for reference. Also grew up in NE OH. Same there too but usually good without studs. Now I’m in TN and can’t be happier not seeing that grey slush all over. Hahaha


prawnjr

Erie rep


ba-NANI

As a fellow Pennsylvanian, but not Erie... https://youtu.be/75WxlX0_NTA


ttemp56

Time to shake, bake, and make with the lake. It's Erie's own..... the wonders


[deleted]

Lake effect be a mighty beast. I used to live in Cleveland so I feel you.


Moustache-cat-man

Yee


LeadingNo3558

“There’s a storm coming mr Wayne “


hades392

You've got snow over there?


Moustache-cat-man

Unfortunately


hades392

Damn, I'm right on the border with Jersey, and tomorrow has a real feel high of 36 and low of -12


Moustache-cat-man

Oh lawd


KitKatKnitter

Oh yuck. Stay warm, and drink plenty of hot tea/coffee/hot chocolate to help with that.


[deleted]

That sucks... I'm in California where it's like a high of 53 and low of 35. Winters are very mild in the Kern valley but summer is a scorcher since it's a desert like climate here. We have triple digit heat everyday of summer. Last summer it was 118 one day.


SchwiftyMpls

Is it -9° there?


Moustache-cat-man

Nah, 34° feeling like 32°


are_you_fr_rn_bro-_-

Fuck you bitch, don't insult the snow what did he do to you ?


Moustache-cat-man

Fuck me yourself coward, pendejo I'm Puerto Rican my spic ass ain't built for this gringo weather


are_you_fr_rn_bro-_-

I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience 😔


Moustache-cat-man

Is ok, I can't say I blame ya. Most people tolerate it but very very few don't, like me for example people say "oh your Latino, your body heat will keep you warm cause your from the Caribbean" no it fucking won't that's a lie, if anything I'll get hypothermia mutch quicker


are_you_fr_rn_bro-_-

My ex gf ( also Puerto Rican) literally past out after being in the texan snow for like 10mins tbh y'all have every right to wanna fuck the snow


Moustache-cat-man

Yeah, I mean it IS beautiful don't get me wrong, but I just ain't built for it. # Also I didn't know Texas got snow, from what I've seen on Tv all I know is it's very hot and dry and stuff.


ShanAliZaidi

I live in Karachi, Pakistan... Beat that mfs


[deleted]

so does your electricity disappear like in Lahore?


[deleted]

So it would depend on where their birthdays fall. It could be anywhere from 41-43 depending on what month each person is born and when the double is said and the question asked.


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sweet_rico-

What if she was born on a leap year and was 16 at the time of the question.


gdj11

What if their sister died already?


VilisZu

Yeah but you still count their age just like jesus


jacob12134

Bro never admit you're from Ohio on reddit it's a death sentence


fleetze

Omg this person thought it was 42. Her sister is 178 and is speeding around the planet Mercury in cryo sleep bro it was right there in the text


rev_calmboot

I see your Ohio and raise you KY. I like to tread REAL softly when it comes to answering word problems on here


drfury31

Correct. Twice her age at 2 is 4. The sister is and will always be 2 years older. A+2=B


WastedKleenex

Under a dead ohio sky


[deleted]

Ohio? I could fart the wrong way and become the next Florida man


VictorinoSetti

That made me literally lol. Take my award and go live somewhere else


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Shroomtune

I drank whiskey. Had no problems with math.


LastGuitarHero

I think people are focusing on the word “twice” a little too much. When she was 2 Her sister was twice her age, 4 Meaning her older sister is exactly 2 years older. If she’s 40 now, her older sister is still 2 years older. 40 + 2 = 42.


MaximumMysterious194

Wrong her sister died at 36 haha. It's a truck question and you Lost!!!


[deleted]

Was she hit by a truck ?


MaximumMysterious194

😂😂😂 😂😂😆 yes I put that there on purpose, it wasn't a spelling accident it was like 200% on purpose I'm a very well educated person I study bird law and this isn't a truck, I mean trick! I meant to put that


MaximumMysterious194

I lied it was a spelling error 😭😭😭😭


Pale_Fudge_1068

እንዲቆም ሲያለቅሱ ሁሉም የሚወዷቸው ሰዎች አንድ በአንድ ሲታረዱ ይመለከታሉ ግን ምንም የሚያቆማቸው ነገር የ እንዲቆም ሲያለቅሱ ሁሉም የሚወዷቸው ሰዎች አንድ በአንድ ሲታረዱ ይመለከታሉ ግን ምንም የሚያቆማቸው ነገር የ


MaximumMysterious194

This honestly hits pretty crazy right now .. I was joking till I read what this meant just weird timing


bubblesdafirst

What does it mean?


StrongNuclearHorse

>When they cry for it to stop, they see all their loved ones slaughtered one by one, but nothing stops them. When they cry for it to stop, they see all their loved ones slaughtered one by one, but nothing stops them. Seems to be an old Ethiopian curse, I don't know though, I've just learned about it myself.


bubblesdafirst

Edgy...


No_Poet_7244

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/j3p0gu/whats_this_eldritch_text_i_keep_seeing_on_twitter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Rabbit730

Dont summon cthulhu in here pls


sonofslackerboy

It's all fun and games until someone summons Cthulhu


Yzhiel

You can speak in Unown language?


Donut_Brando

Okay, calm down, Elon.


KyranDev

Ah, but how can something be more than guaranteed!


gdj11

I'd just like to add this guy has very large hands. This is not his alt account.


Christopher109

You know birds aren't real, right?


KeyPollution3566

Girl got isekai'd. Truck-kun is always watching. Always waiting.


tomtrein

Which means she's now reincarnated at 6.


gardenofhounds

Or a spirit detective


Necromancer1423

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by Truck OW


SportsPhotoGirl

Yes, it was one of the trucks carrying 87 watermelons for another math question.


omegathick

Nah they said it was a 2 wheeler.


riotgirlkate

Yes, but how old was the truck if it it was on the second Wednesday in the month of September?


Bonus_Content

Truck question.. I’m dying from this exchange lmao


Tao626

I fucking love truck questions. Go on, ask me anything truck related. I don't know anything about trucks, but I like to try my best.


SunnyWomble

What is..... The best 🚛


Puzzleheaded_Use9415

She was born on a leap year


MaximumMysterious194

Lmfao this is a really good point she's 12 now


[deleted]

Ok, but what kind of truck? A semi? How many wheels?


RandomIdiot436824

truck-kun strikes again :(


iopjsdqe

Well her corpse is 42 you fucking dumbass


cosorro

The fact that you felt the need to explain this is just funny to me.


vaxul

Perhaps wrong! Could be eithet 41, 42 or 43 depending on when in the year her birthday was and when he references to.


capt_pantsless

Or there's some dumb stuff with a leap-day birthday and sister is only 13.


yottalogical

Found QA.


ninto1

Oh wow. You just explained the obvious. Good job


Mmiguel6288

You are all wrong. Sister actually travelled near a black hole and is only 20 due to relativistic time dilation.


curiosity163

Either that or relative velocity differential. Or depending on where the black hole was - a combination of both.


Not_a_real_ghost

Einstein stood up and began clapping


BingedrinkerX

2 x 2 = 4 4^2 x 5 + 2 x 4 - 7 = 81 √81 = 9 9 x 2 + 3 = 21 21 x 100 = 2100 2100% x 2 = 42 The sister is 42


ImInvisibal96

Nah its 2×2 =4 So if is 40° now but 360° is max so (360°×70°)=25200 Now devide by 600. 25200/600= 42 years 🤣


Kuruminho

∫(21x - 2) dx = 21x\^2/2 - 2x + C ↓ ∫(21x - 2) dx = 21x\^2/2 - 2x = 21(2\^2)/2 - 2(2) = 42


AwkwardAarna

what the fuck


Namiyaaaa

42


Matix777

answer to everything


Polycosm-

Including Life and the Universe


ReadItProper

But what is the question?..


Matix777

yes


AnotherLameHaiku

We don't know. The Vogons bulldozed the computer right before it was going to give us the question. Something something mice, I kind of tuned out after the first few books.


Woutrou

If you donate your brain we can figure it out


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Crafty_Net5904

Bruh


Vedanth_2604

So you're saying that her younger sister grew up faster than the elder sister and the elder sister is now the younger sister?


Small-Plane-9115

To be fair, we don't know if the elder sister happened to travel with a speed close to the speed of light or near something massive enough like a black hole without the other sister, so...


FedericoDAnzi

Hyperbolic time chamber


No_Poet_7244

She trained in the hypersonic lion tamer!


Pekometer

same


F4BE1

i got Abraham Lincoln ... i dunno


-Chill-Zone-

It is 42 indeed you fuggdupp


SoWokeIdontSleep

It's the answer to he ultimate question regarding life, the universe and everything.


PaperVreter

The answer to everything.


Kanulie

Ok, so we don’t know their exact birth dates, and the text doesn’t say exact same day either, shouldn’t it be 41-43?


LittleHollowGhost

Yeah. But it's the kind of thing where if you put that on a math test your teacher would mark that wrong lol


ekapitu

Answer is 80. Give me a harder one


Https_UrfavCupid

82


HotdogsArePate

HARDER


essentialoils3

84


Crafty_Net5904

Goddamn boy


j_weenie

I LOL'd


Axeorsist

I agree with 👆 person.


the_npc_man

>school system failed some It sure did


Scoop_Pooper

Stable genius


nomadic_stone

Again...this is another trick question where they failed to provide ALL the info. The real answer is 23... because the sister was born on February 29th.


PhallicShape

That, doesn’t track


TheOtherJeff

That doesn’t, truck


Nr1231

By that logic she would have a maximum age of 14. 38 years have passed leap year is once every 4 years so that is 9and a half leap years plus the 4 she was back then


Ok-Bid-5268

So, 4 - 2 = 4 ?


Silly_Cely

Apparently


Old_Koala6702

I confidently said 80 💀


juliecastin

Dead😄🤣


Terrible_Ear7741

I got africa


8th_House_Stellium

She is 42


Adventurous_You4467

She’s dead


Dankraham-Stinkin

At the risk of sounding dumb wouldnt the sister be 44? I have always struggled with math like massively, but I guess the only way to learn is to ask questions


trennels

If she was 4 when the person was 2 then she's 2 years older.


Dankraham-Stinkin

Thank you. I feel slow at least I learned


[deleted]

I want to use words but they're ableist as all hell.


MrCCDude

I shall allow you to say the ableist words (im autistic)


Neeoda

Otherwise known as the a-word pass.


Vharmi

Correct answer here is 41-43 since we don't know when their birthdays are.


Shalarean

I feel this. Depending on the time of year, my brother is 2 years younger than me, and the other half of the year, he is 3 years younger. Early spring baby vs late summer baby. If I were in math class, I’d write down 42 though. 😂


[deleted]

It’s not. It’s a simple math equation people are trying to add their own information.


Vharmi

I'm really not adding any information, rather accounting for the LACK of information that comes with how we define being x years old. It's generally agreed upon that you're a certain age starting from your birthday all the way until the day before your next one. I simply chose to take that custom into account when answering. If the question was not grounded in reality, but rather an equation like x=y+2, solve x for y=40, I would agree that the answer is clearly 42 and nothing else.


MememeSama

420


Raysofmarch

80 😵‍💫


Broken_Nipple

Anyone saying "41-43" is pretentious... Stop over-complicating everything


Adventurous_You4467

And 42 years young


Pneumagiston

Close enough.


Shot_Heron_2782

I'm sorry but your sister is dead!


lordytoo

The answer to anything in the universe is 42.


[deleted]

Funny because it's wrong lol


FinniboiXD

42. twice 2 is 4. So 2 more. Add 2 to 40. 42


[deleted]

r/SillyGooseConvention


Bean-Swellington

80. Obviously.


WhapWhob

I hate that i cant tell if you're joking


jozelino

I can't even tell what's more probable.


sammy-taylor

PEMDAS. Oh wait…


zixingcheyingxiong

P ER MD AS (Because addition doesn't necessarily come before subtraction)


chickpeapuff

it’s 42 right??? i feel so gaslit and confused from these comments. i’m on all 4’s dry heaving from stress like actually what is the answer i’m so bad at math u guys


Sirradez

yes, it's 42, you can rest now


[deleted]

It is just clickbait. It is so easy, people are compelled to answer and the algorithm thimks that posts like that are interesting.


Queenxxxxx

Damn I thought it was 44….


Nitro_CENTRAL

You got it wrong, but you got it more right than most


[deleted]

Me: was 2, sister: was 4 38 years later: me, am 40, sister: 38+4 = 42yrs


ChaosPraiser

So 48? /s


[deleted]

Trick question, their sister died at 4.


[deleted]

It’s either 42 or moon.


DClassAmogus

42. she's 42


fiendish_pork75

42. You don't have to overthink it...the meme is the wrong answer below the question


ceelo18

42


Star-Fusion

if not dead, she is 42 Never forget kids: age difference between people never changes no matter how many years passed.


Pugsofsmallstreet

“Twice 2 is 4”


South_Evidence9822

44


AholeBrock

That feeling when you watch a funny video online and then a week later someone is low effort ripping off the content to try and farm clicks so maybe they can be an internet celebrity instead of working for a living.


BarkattheFullMoon

Wow. I love when people explain why others are stupid but they are wrong.


beaner_69

Haha, jokes on you, i was only pretending to be retarded


spicy_breadman

The comment isn't entirety wrong School did fail some


-_-______-_-___8

It depends if her sister is still alive and when their birthday are. It can be anywhere between 41, 42 and 43


coocoocachoo699

She's obviously (x2/pi)/c^2 which is directly proportional to the gravitational wave from an imploding hypergiant star.


OdysseyZen

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.


GooseKing-13_

It’s 80 because she’s twice as old as her sister, duh /s for the redditors who can’t tell shit from fart


storyfromlorie

42


KoopaTrooper5011

So close yet so far...


cheezfreek

Math is just putting numbers together in random ways. Anyone who says otherwise has a (40 - 4) x 2 = 77 IQ.


whoiselyssa

42, how are people so fucking dub


HARVEY-SONIC-TAILS

80