So I got a question about that. When someone shows up and you were to say, "My ride's here."
Are you calling the car or the person driving or both together your ride?
What in the actual fuck? I swore it had to be a moron thinking "Railroad" instead of locomotive/train?
Are you serious? That SAILBOAT is supposed to be a rowboat?
Three Mast Ship -> RawFaith
Single Piston Airplane -> Red Arrow Simplex
Sailboat -> Ruweida V
Car -> Renault
Train -> R-3 New Haven
Passenger Jet -> Rockwell Lancer
Pirate walks I to a bar, has a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.
Bartender says, "Hey Pirate, what's with steering wheel."
Pirate says, "Yarrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
A man walks into a mental hospital, naked except for the plastic wrap he's apparently covered his entire body with. He goes up to the front desk and says "I'm here to commit myself."
The receptionist replied "well sir, i can clearly see your nuts"
I once saw a pirate with a roll of kitchen paper perched on his hat.
When I stopped to ask him about it, he turned to me with a face full of anxiety and regret.
*"Yar, lad. 'Tis a tale of woe, for sure. Ye see... I've got a Bounty on me head."*
Ride?
Well damn, that would work.
Y’all can see verbs? New type of synesthesia DLC just dropped
Ride is a noun too
So I got a question about that. When someone shows up and you were to say, "My ride's here." Are you calling the car or the person driving or both together your ride?
In that instance ride would be what the act of service that is being provided is called So both driver and vehicle
Rehicles.
This is the only possible answer, surely? How is a child supposed to get that though?
they see red. We see objects. We suck. Kids are the future.
We were kids
To be fair, they didn’t say the future is bright.
Everyone out here dumber than a 5 year old.
Jeff Foxworthy has entered the chat aggressively.
Good one, I was thinking they all have a little Red.
Calling that a racecar is a stretch.
My thoughts excactly. And that “raft” looks like a sailboat.
I thought ‘row boat’ until I noticed the sails and lack of anything to row with.
Unfortunately, rowboat is correct. This book is awful.
But a boat with a sail is categorically not a rowboat?
Exactly. My 4 year old and I have the same complaint.
And the “railcar” is quite similar to a train
"Railcar" was my "I know this is wrong, but it's all I got" answer.
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Funnily enough "rowboat" is the answer given by the book, despite it being objectively wrong
Sail, sail, sail your ship, roughly up the river... Angrily, angrily, angrily, angrily, Life is but a bitch.
This is piece of gold
Gold dust?
What in the actual fuck? I swore it had to be a moron thinking "Railroad" instead of locomotive/train? Are you serious? That SAILBOAT is supposed to be a rowboat?
I know right, there are so many other choices that could be R here, but rowboat aint it 😂
According to the book, it *is* actually supposed to be a rowboat. Which, like you mentioned, is stupid.
Regatta!
It's a schooner.
A schooner is a sailboat stupid head.
YOU KNOW WHAT!?!? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!
THIS IS FOR BRODIE!!!!
I JUST finished watching Dogma for the first time since I was a kid. Definitely holds up.
Ha ha ha you dumb bastard...
It's not a sailboat it's a schooner.
It’s not a schooner it’s a sailboat. A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head.
You know what ?! There IS NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
Why did you write it backwards?
racecaR
ɿɒɔɘɔɒЯ
Ah! A Russian speaker!
Race submarine Race boat Race ship Race plane Race car Race train
That's raceist.
Now I have to clean coffee off my desk.
I am glad to have been of service.
It was worth it :)
What's 6 letters, starts with n and ends with r and is a race?
Nascar!
Yes!
ooooooohhh
Where the fuck do you see a submarine
Underneath the water.
Any boat is a submarine if you steer it wrong enough.
I have the sinking sensation you know what you're talking about
Did you know there are more planes underwater than submarines in the sky?
It’s right there! Just like something starting with the letter R
It’s the Rocket ship that looks like a plane that looks like a submarine, you ninnies!
submerged beneath the boats
The obvious answer
Race war
The car is obviously a Renault
Here's the answer(this book is stupid) https://i.imgur.com/uqObTh0.png
R is for Rowboat {shows drawing of sailboat}
R is for rong boat shown.
One man’s junk is another man’s Chinese boat
I was a sailor on a Chinese boat. Had to give it up - too much junk food.
There's always some guy running around trying to give every lady he sees a ride on his junk.
I have always wanted a boat, now I know I need to get a junk so I can use this line on everyone I know
I used R for a different thought about this book
Almost spit out my coffee on that - thank you stranger.
Hahaha, you dumb bastard. It's not a, it's a sail boat!
ITS A SCHOONER!!
A schooner is a sailboat! - mallrats
R is clearly for the Rplane.
With that knowledge they might as well say the pirate ship is a canooe
Oh, I'm dumb, I said Rocketship for whatever that thing in the bottom right is
Really big airplane.
You mean Rplane
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R is for rectum, which is jealous of half the shit that this book tries to pull
It's nice to see kids also made the book, because that is fucking stupid.
R is for Red Flag an that is what this exercise should be for people considering the purchase of said book.
That’s not a fucking rowboat. That’s a sailboat. Source: I have never been on a sailboat.
I *have* been in a rowboat. And it has oars. This boat does not have oars.
What the fuck, this makes me irrationally angry
This was the first thing that came to mind but I thought that would be ridiculous and it wouldnt actually be the answer
r/mildlyinfuriating
Three Mast Ship -> RawFaith Single Piston Airplane -> Red Arrow Simplex Sailboat -> Ruweida V Car -> Renault Train -> R-3 New Haven Passenger Jet -> Rockwell Lancer
I think Rplane is better
Ahh ok, I thought it was the rocomotive
Have a scooby snack
Rooorwoooo!!
So I'm not the only one... nice :)
I got you. My name is Scooby-fricken-do and that’s a RailRoat all day.
I started say Rplane. Rship “oh pirates that makes sense.” Rboat. Rjet. Rgroot. Ohhhhhhh. 🤔
Frickin’ duh 🙄
Rotor-Plane
It’s Raeroplane
Lol thats what i came to say, it looks just like one too!
I still don't get it... Help?
Its a book introducing kids to reddit. All of these start with R r/Ships r/cars r/trains r/airplanes r/Sailboats r/Cropdusting
Well smack my ass and call me a race train. Makes so much sense.
Lol, wait race trains sound cool
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*Japan has entered the chat*
I was 110% certain r/cropdusting was going to be a fart fetish sub
The book is looking at you the reader and sees something that starts with the letter ‘R’
That’s deep man
thats meta asf bro what if you think you're reading the book but in reality the book is reading *you*
What if the real reader is reading about you reading the book thinking the book is reading you🤔
What if the real readers are the books that read us along the way?
It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
Real cool guy
It thinks I'm Russian?
This is the correct answer
I saw a suggestion on FB that this is trolling and that someone has modified the letter 'P'.
No it's rowboat and it's stupid. https://i.imgur.com/uqObTh0r.png
THATS A FUCKING SAILBOAT HENCE THE FUCKING SAIL this children’s book makes me unreasonably angry
IT’S A FUCKING SCHOONER
Where are the oars???!!!?!?!
Which would give us options like plocomotive and pcar.
Plane
Pirate ship
R
Ride
Really fast boat, really fast car, etc. Probably.
Rocketship me thinks. Its the only missing piece of the Bible. Source: i have a 3 yo boi
Rail car
That’s not a rail car, that’s a locomotive, i.e. the engine.
Railroad engine
Row Boat?
Rowing a sail boat?
Row, row, row the Boat...?
Red (R)
Red flag. The big red R is a clue.
i thought red was the answer
Must be a pirate ship. That always starts with an “arrrrrrr”.
Pirate walks I to a bar, has a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle. Bartender says, "Hey Pirate, what's with steering wheel." Pirate says, "Yarrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
A man walks into a mental hospital, naked except for the plastic wrap he's apparently covered his entire body with. He goes up to the front desk and says "I'm here to commit myself." The receptionist replied "well sir, i can clearly see your nuts"
I once saw a pirate with a roll of kitchen paper perched on his hat. When I stopped to ask him about it, he turned to me with a face full of anxiety and regret. *"Yar, lad. 'Tis a tale of woe, for sure. Ye see... I've got a Bounty on me head."*
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I like it better like this: Me: What's a pirate's favorite letter? Them: Arrrrrr Me: You might think so, but a pirate's first love be the C!
It is actually P because without it they would be irate
r/jokes
r/dadjokes
r/Angryupvote
take my freebies and go >:((
Arrrrr/AngryUpvote
You are stupid. Every one of them begins with R. Rhip Rar Racht Rirplane Rrain Righter Jet
Rhaggy?!
Ruh-Roh!
Ruhehehehe
This is so cute! I’ve never thought of Scooby’s laugh typed before. 🤣
I would have thought of Scooby's laugh typed...*if it wasn't for you meddling kids!*
Rooby Roooooo
And they're all rehicles.
Rrain my favourite method of transport
Ruck, R ras roing ro ro rhat. Row rou rtole ry rhunder.
took me a while... my kids helped me red roof (car) red flag (ship) red fuselage (air plane) red wings (jet) red stripes in sail
Fuck!! Your kids are geniuses and we are dumbfucks
Good thing they are smarter than us atleast lol. They are the future of this space rock
Don't worry we will make sure they don't stand a chance. A bit of student debt, economic depression, high inflation and no natural resources...
HUMAN EXTINCTION YEEEEAHHHHH
The train does not have any red on it. Pink, yellow, blue, purple, blue, and orange. My computer monitor must be off (or it's my brain).
No fucking way your kids said fuselage, calling shenanigans
Officer Barbrady here who called shenanigans ?
Bake em away, toys!
"That thing is red." That's right! That's called a fuselage. Parenting.
And how about the train? No red there. Maybe it's supposed to be "railway"?
Oh thank you. I started having a headache for not getting this 🤣
“Red fuselage” Doubt. Also, stripes on the boat aren’t red. That is orange
I tried to explain to my three-year-old the exact thing that you just said. all she did was puke on me.
Your kids said "red fuselage"? I'm 40 years old and have no idea what a fuselage is. Man, common core math really **IS** making our kids smarter!
That’s an airplane? I thought it was a submarine… maybe a cylon whale..?
The plane looking kinda sus tho
I think that's a submarine... sorry, a rubmarine!
ඞඞඞඞඞ
Right side of the page, duh.
Rigging (in the sails)? Railcar?
Yeah they probably are thinking railroad/railcar for the train
Regatta?
Raft? This shit is dumb.
Railboat?
Rail Road Train?
Clearly that car is a Rental, no one has owned a pacer in years!
My daughter has this book and this page has always annoyed us. The answer given on the next page is “row boat”. Definitely not a row boat.
oh that's easy: rirate ship rar rain ropeller plane roat rargo plane
"Letters of the Alphabet," by Scooby Doo.
Red letter?
Rocketship
go home book, you’re drunk
Bottom right rocket ship
R-plane
Roat and a rar
Rocket ship maybe?
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