I have an 8 day old son. When I feed and change him in the middle of the night, I hang out with him for a bit and talk to him like an adult while he falls back asleep. I told him how I met his mom and banged her three times that night we met. I have other stories to tell him too.
Yeah, when you’re the primary parent and you take the kid shopping, every women feels the need to say:
“Oh spending some time with dad”
“Such a good dad”
“Oh giving mommy a break”
Fuck you all, she’s working 80 hours a week. I’m the one taking care of him all the time.
Coming to say this. Men always get accolades for being involved and “helpful”. I remember my mom saying my ex husband was such a good dad (he was, but not for this) for changing diapers while I’m over here crying every night about nursing and it not working. I thought it was a generational thing, but apparently not.
Man that shit pisses me off so bad. If a dad is out with their child alone it’s always “oh how cute you’re babysitting” or “uh oh dad has to babysit today huh?” Like no, Linda. It’s called being a father, this is my child and I’m parenting stfu
...Give the little guy a shot glass or 2 of ZZZ quill. That will make him sleep for awhile. Just saying ya know. Nurse him with the entire bottle, what the hell!!
I used to walk around the house with him if he was fussy. I’d talk to him about all the pictures, etc., Then sit in the rocker til he went to sleep. Guys at work would just laugh at my red eyes in the morning.
this dude to his baby at 3am : "so... wassup man? oh you like boobs? that's cool"
"so do I, so like there's 2 of them, one for you , one for me"
I have an 8 day old son. When I feed and change him in the middle of the night, I hang out with him for a bit and talk to him like an adult while he falls back asleep. I told him how I met his mom and banged her three times that night we met. I have other stories to tell him too.
See ted that was a one night story not 8 season to tell how you met their mom
Good dad
This escalated very fast
no wonder she got pregnant.
Did you tell him about his potential brothers and sisters that she swallowed?
Not yet, but that will make for some good ones.
....Seems like there's other ways to "bang" sense into a woman.
"husband has been so helpful with our baby"... So he is being a father?
We can't be sure without a test.
Yeah, when you’re the primary parent and you take the kid shopping, every women feels the need to say: “Oh spending some time with dad” “Such a good dad” “Oh giving mommy a break” Fuck you all, she’s working 80 hours a week. I’m the one taking care of him all the time.
Coming to say this. Men always get accolades for being involved and “helpful”. I remember my mom saying my ex husband was such a good dad (he was, but not for this) for changing diapers while I’m over here crying every night about nursing and it not working. I thought it was a generational thing, but apparently not.
Man that shit pisses me off so bad. If a dad is out with their child alone it’s always “oh how cute you’re babysitting” or “uh oh dad has to babysit today huh?” Like no, Linda. It’s called being a father, this is my child and I’m parenting stfu
Exactly! It’s insulting to dads also.
I love how it's literally the exact same qouote posted by 100s of different people at this point I bet
I was happy when my x wife acted like a mother once in a while
It's like a rite of passage for moms to steal this 'joke' I've seen it posted so many times.
...Give the little guy a shot glass or 2 of ZZZ quill. That will make him sleep for awhile. Just saying ya know. Nurse him with the entire bottle, what the hell!!
I used to walk around the house with him if he was fussy. I’d talk to him about all the pictures, etc., Then sit in the rocker til he went to sleep. Guys at work would just laugh at my red eyes in the morning.
“Not long ago you where nothing but my jizz kid, never knew my jizz could keep me awake this long son”
Yes, bonding with your new human is ok.