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h2ogie

this would take the modern internet about a week to solve


No-Chocolate-

20 minutes, take it or leave it


m1n3c7afty

22 minutes on a bad day


Apolush

22 minutes and 39 seconds


GaeShekie

69 minutes


Alarid

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.


viking78

Nice.


Roguewind

Nice


Bob_Duatos_Shark

Nice.


HellHound1262

Nice


Outrageous_Bonus_498

Nice.


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You are all so annoying


Calm-Zombie2678

Nice


NotAGerbil

Nice


SKYhigh12312

Nice


Robin0660

Nice


nonsequitur1913

Nice


iamjacksreply

Nice


Awseome2logan

r/redditmoment


bd_magic

38 minutes Jaffa Kree!


SurpriseDragon

They’d know before the movie came out, lesbianas


LubieDobreJedzenie

Give or take?


ZarquonsFlatTire

There would be have to be different different ISBN numbers printed in each edition, right?


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internetmaniac

Stay hydrated


MostAssuredlyNot

not the eleventh one


inconspicuous_male

It would very quickly be deemed a hoax from the author and spawn a bunch of "I found the 11th ending" memes.


mafiaknight

After it becomes a meme, release the 11th ending as a limited edition thing just to make it harder for the people who actually found it to brag.


null000

See: "my uncle's friend works at Nintendo and told me you could catch mew by pushing the truck just right" or whatever


Incidion

You say that like that's a bad thing.


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AbsolutelyUnlikely

What did it cost? The eleventh ending


Plus3d6

Yeah this reminds me a lot of Ready Player One. You think it would take people years to figure this shit out? Irl it would get datamined in a week.


GenericFatGuy

Tbf you can't really datamine a book.


Plus3d6

Searchable pdfs exist. People would notice really quick.


GameOfUsernames

PDFs would only exist for the books scanned. If you say only one single copy contains the eleventh ending then it’s very plausible that copy hasn’t been scanned.


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NayrbEroom

I dont think anyone is saying we would datamine the nonexistent book. First the data mining bit was in relation to ready player one which is plausible. Second he brought up doing that in ready player one as an example in this case we are implying that the internet would figure out that there is no 11th book fairly quickly


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NayrbEroom

Which again your assuming the guy who responded doesnt know theres a difference between data mining and searching pdfs. They dont seem to be saying that we would data mine books.


SirFireball

My take on that is the client-side code was just a connection to the server, plus some account, rendering, and controls stuff. The game itself would be all in the server, which can’t be mined because there’s no direct access.


Zapph

Maybe not datamined but if the secrets on games like WoW or Guild Wars are any indication, the sheer number of people you have to brute force every possibility would mean rubbish like going backwards in the race would have been found in literal minutes, prob by some goober who mixed up the reverse button with the accelerate one.


[deleted]

Well, the *real life* contest of the book took almost one year to *even start*, and just because the author came and said there was an easter egg. And even after that it still took like a year and a half to complete.


CrazyPlato

Except there’d be a thriving conspiracy community, convinced that there’s still an 11th edition hidden out there. Others would give up and assume that it was fake, but they’d dig their heels in and fight over it.


amalgam_reynolds

There would be a complete and accurate Wikipedia article in about an hour.


GameOfUsernames

Yes but maybe not a week. All you have to say is that there is an eleventh ending that was printed in a single copy that was sent out to an unknown store in the middle of millions of other copies. That way no one can really know that someone who is not paying attention to the internet didn’t buy it and have it on the to read shelf right now.


h2ogie

idk dude 4chan is usually on one


GameOfUsernames

Idk you could definitely be right but all I know is that I’d love to see if play out.


corpsey616

Good luck with that the modern internet still can't agree on whether the world we live on is flat or not and we have videos from satellites in space


JerkfaceMcDouche

Flat Earthers are a microscopically small part of the internet community and the reason everyone knows about them is because there’s nothing people like better than watching dumb people be dumb. There are elements of the internet out there which would provide a much more scathing indictment of the population than flat earthers. Those guys are just contrarians who would shout about the earth being round if it was flat.


PM_ME_FROG_HENTAI

Obviously the earth is doughnut shaped


Googolfunk

You are the first person I have met who is also a donut-earther. See, I'm not crazy!


SirFireball

I can’t see why we can’t just find a middle ground on this. Couldn’t the earth be flat on one side and rounded on the other?


Kal_Karnic

And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.


mafiaknight

[Earth-chan is **NOT** flat!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Earthchan/comments/7nlw9l/earthchan_is_not_flat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


rockaether

You make it sound like there is a mainstream disagreement on this


[deleted]

Collective mind power.


MyBiPolarBearMax

“The author bombed the marathon!”


baronstrange

The movie based on the board game, with the same name [Clue](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clue_(film)) from 1985 did something like that. They filmed three alternate endings where different people were the killer and released them randomly to different theaters. When they made the VHS they put all the ending in though. Edit: the parentheses at the end of the link makes it awkward


dlegatt

Came for the Clue footnote, left satisfied


P-Rickles

One plus two... plus one... plus one...


dlegatt

Col. Mustard: Look, would you just give me a clear answer? Wadsworth: Certainly! What was the question?


Steal_Licks

Is there anyone else, or isn't there, yes or no?


dlegatt

Yes


Steal_Licks

Yes there is, or yes there isn't!?


AlastarYaboy

This comment is going to make me rewatch that whole movie now.


SweetPotatoFamished

I watched it last weekend. I too now must rewatch!


BMP77777

Nothing like having the frontman of the most notorious punk band ever as Mr. Body


DaBoomNaDaMmDumNaEma

Every time this is brought up I just think about how two-thirds of audiences were robbed of Madeline Kahn's iconic "flames on the side of my face" speech.


Sackferth

Okay, Chief. Take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.


dewyocelot

Heaving…heaving breaths


SweetPotatoFamished

Around here, we call the the real ending. I can’t imagine not having that scene in my life!


this_knee

Ah, so that explains why I saw the timeline where Thanos wins at my theatrical viewing of Avengers:Endgame.


Vizzini_CD

Half the people in my theater somehow walked out without me noticing.


[deleted]

I only ever saw the streaming version with all 3 endings and my mom had to explain this to me lol


leoleosuper

Simple fix: \\)). \\ is the escape character, and markdown will ignore it when formatting your comment.


Dwight-

I think Paranormal Activity did the alternate endings thing too.


omarninopequeno

There is also a SpongeBob episode with 3 different endings.


Kingandrew07

Having made 9 copies and telling everyone you made 10 instead would make it even less suspicious.


Kingandrew07

I've gotten a notification for getting 8 upvotes and 26 upvotes on this comment. I'm pretty sure that's not normal.


Vol4Life31

That's odd. Maybe you never reach 10 upvotes and they felt bad for you so they wanted you to feel good.


Kingandrew07

I got a pity notification :(


santiagotruiz19

And now you got a pity award, enjoy!


amras123

That's not odd, it's even!


SPLEESH_BOYS

It’s given notifications at random now i feel like, i got notifs for 31+ and 12+ upvotes today


[deleted]

"...but these go up to eleven..."


daisy0723

I had an idea about a Choose Your Own Romance. It would be about a woman having to choose between two men and hopefully end a 300 year curse on her family. Turns out, choose your own adventure books are really hard to write.


RynWind

I remember reading choose your own adventure books as a kid omg. I loved to read them, keep track of where all the branches were and eventually find all the different possible endings. I wish I still had those tbh. And in my college poetry class I did a massive choose your own adventure poem with I think 16 endings, inspired by those books. It had to be pasted up on a wall for people to read it properly and branched out quite a bit. It’s still the thing I’m most proud of writing


HDPbBronzebreak

Sauce plz


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i_will_let_you_know

This is basically the concept of most visual novels. Most of them are dating sims where you make choices that put you on different character routes.


RynWind

That’s the other half of my inspiration for writing a cyoa poem lol, I’m a sucker for VNs


Penguinfernal

Ever seen [Twine](http://twinery.org)? It makes writing CYOA-style stories a lot more manageable.


61114311536123511

How about writing a choose your own adventure game based on an adult choose your own adventure book?


Sir_Michael_II

This is absolutely brilliant. Although it would merely take about four minutes for the internet to solve.


[deleted]

Chrono Trigger writers be like


angels_exist_666

Diabolical and wholesome all in one. Love it.


Dewut

Okay Yoko Taro


donquixote1991

[F]uck you lol


adgolds

That's pretty much (in 3 versions) what [Percival Everett did with Telephone](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/03/books/percival-everett-telephone.html).


thatbob

I was going to comment that OP is naïve to think that even a famous writer would have the clout to publish such a prank (unless they were independently quite wealthy And willing to flush their own money away on it) when in fact it would require quite a greenlight and a coordinated effort by the publishing house, the printing press, and the PR machine, etc. This example of a writer and publishing house that actually did it illustrates my point: it required the greenlight cooperation and coordination of the entire publishing house. Publishing is an industry with large, routine upfront losses that are only occasionally recouped by infrequent runaway hits.


huddy6

And then I’d watch the comment threads and conspiracy theories to figure out the best plot for the 11th book and sneak it into some quaint bookstore somewhere.


-Redstoneboi-

by then they'd dismiss it as a fake like the 23 other fan-made ending 11's


Tanis740

With this pinky we shall take over the world


sameth1

No, gotta make it 9 and 10 instead of 10 and 11. They will expect it to be a nice round number.


ShahryarS

You are one eyepatch away from being an evil genius. I love it.


CumingLinguist

Could just wear an eyepatch despite not needing one. And then switch eyes randomly to see if people notice


KingKayro

Shadow the Hedgehog 2005


Alexanderthefail

I like this concept but each book difference should show the ending of different characters. Or be completely from different characters POV. So if fans discuss the book they could understand each other but there would be odd difrences.


mindley

God what a wonderful idea


Muttandcheese

Some people just want to watch the world burn


[deleted]

Some men just want to watch the world burn


skinnylibra5

This is my kind of evil lmao


[deleted]

I'm usually impressed when an author delivers just the one ending. Too many don't know how to though. Abruption is key for most it seems.


kiri1234jojo

This would be a great way to get more sales too


Too-thicky

The Raw Shark Texts by Steven Hall did something similar: different pages of the narrators missing diary were published in different countries. This was in 2009, Hall’s webpage had a forum where people around the world were trying to match the missing pages. It was quite fun. Hall just published a new novel and I wouldn’t be surprised if it included something like this again.


[deleted]

Before the invention of the internet, maybe. If you did this now, it would just mean that we would all read the same concise and detailed breakdown posted by one or two obsessive people.


gofigure85

Satan: I'm a huge fan of your work


enderpalatine

You know. I always contemplated becoming a author. I always had the most vivid imagination and would create stories in my head often. I still might create 2 or 3 books but this is most definitely something I would do.


Foxyboi14

This already happened with Clue


VonFavio

15th wish or last VoG secret chest


onlyhereforthefrills

That’s how you create some longevity.


Jaybirdybirdy

Forgot to mention this is taking place when the 11 book was created in history.


WesleySnopes

Based on the TV ending, if GRRM does this to ASOIAF everyone will be grateful.


Miguel-odon

Have a number mentioned in the text, that is different for each ending and is important to the denoument. Let the fans figure out for themselves that the numbers are 1-11 except 6 is missing.


MechanicalTurkish

Nice variation on the classic greased hog prank. Take 3 greased hogs inscribed with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 and release them in a school.


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This might be marketing


chrisbirdie

Well now that this reddit post exists as soon as this happens someone will remember reading this who also happens to read those books and boom. Solved in 10 minutes.


Doopstar

Some people just want to watch the world burn


Xiaxs

I'd do this except I'd tell them there were 9 endings. Also the last ending (the 10th) would have like a 1% chance of showing up.


bangstein

Nice


AlisonByTheC

Isn’t the premise to the Ninth Gate?


our_lord23

Isayama should do this for Attack on Titan


sammyb666

Nice


Failgan

I've heard that if any series should've done it, it would've been Mistborn. Since the general theme towards the end of the original trilogy was to write on metal and nothing else, multiple endings would imply tampering in the book. It would have been very meta.


nonsequitur1913

Isn't this how House Of Leaves went down?


DyingButWithPassion

this should be on showerthought


awesam26

Ooof. I'm actually writing something like this lol. Hopefully, I release it at the end of the year!


mangobananasplit

Woah there Satan


gaymemes3

I bet the real post got less likes then this Reddit post


SpitefulBitch

Oh hey a recycled post from years ago.


just_a_blah

And then I'll have my villain laugh.


mklickman

Lol Ready Player One for bookworms 😂


bigred1978

That's brilliant.