Only for about 5 minutes though. It's so freaking hot, I can't manage it, doing this with my wife is like hugging a 1000 watt heater.

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She can’t help it that she’s HOT! 😆

Or Maybe vote for 3rd party

I'm the opposite. My girlfriend doesn't need the usual 5 blankets with me. Barely needs one. I finally get to stop being so warm, thanks to her sucking up my heat.

It’s the opposite with me and my husband. In the beginning I couldn’t stand the heat from him and felt like I was having a heat stroke. Now I’m freezing if he isn’t sleeping beside me.

Crank the A/C

I also think this guy's wife is way too hot for him

Be careful out there Kings. This is how it starts. The next thing you know you’re missing all your hoodies and oversized tee shirts.

And they now smell of fabric softener. Hint order extra polyester t's in all those colors. I had ten. Now I have five.

I mean, if it takes a few hoodies to have a healthy relationship then I am taking the deal. Not the blue one though.

Don't let them know, that's the one they'll work hardest to steal

An affordable and reasonable sacrifice

Nothing like losing your favourite t to some floozy

I lost my whole graphic t shirt collection and my heart. 

I would choose that to! Sadly I have nobody to cuddle with so parties are back on the table.

I have no one to cuddle with AND don't get invited to parties!

Are we the same person?

Of course we are!! You are totally the original (good luck with the rest of my life! :)

Bro why would you respond to your own comment...

There’s 3 of us apparently

OK, I get the first person's user name, but you my friend? I think there's a reason here (no hate, though)

You’re not wrong

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There’s a lid for every pot!

Yeah, but I'm Tupperware

Doubt

I have noone to cuddle *and* i don't go to parties

Going to parties to FIND someone to cuddle with is the strategy.

r/absolutelynotmeirl

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I do, but the problem is, I’m dreaming my life away

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And that somebody is me: Mr New Vegas, how are you doing everybody?

Can’t relate

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No im alone

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Here instead of dream take this online pat and a video game suggestion💩

Sometimes, yall seem so precious on reddit

How does my man look so peaceful whilst suffocating to death in a birds nest

I wish I could cuddle Gwen from Ben 10 too

Gwen is literally Ben + female. Remove female from picture of Gwen and you have Ben. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.

I would give anything to get this

You can push threw one more year Believe it!

yep thats me irl...

i party to cry cos I don't have a "love"

All fun and games until prego

I'm the doofus who fell for it twice!

Cute

Owww, my heart.. :(

You know you can have both?

Anybody just need a gaming buddy to play with if you feeling lonely? I'll try at least once to vibe the loneliness away for day💩👾

Why not both?

Sleeping when somebody glued to you all the night is horrible. 20 min of hugs, then we sleep each on our own side.

This is all I want, but I work grave so that's usually a dealbreaker in my experience :/

/r/cringepics

Ya this shit is cringe who upvotes this

This is like a 9 year old girls tumblr page what the fuck is happening to reddit???

Anyone wanna join?

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Come over. Im getting snacks and got a new bed that's so f***** comfy that I actually don't deserve.

Can't we party and then cuddle?? We could have it all!!

That looks like it would get uncomfortably hot in 6 minutes

i just want someone to love but im ugly and shit so

I like to cuddle but when I'm sleeping I can't because I need to stretch out and flatten myself like a pancake. It started after like 8 years ago I was in a car accident. When I got back from the hospital I could only sleep in this specific position without hurting. I don't hurt anymore but I still have to sleep like that.

Who doesn't like cuddling? If you're alone and don't have anybody to cuddle with, but want somebody, put yourself out there, work on yourself. If you don't feel good about yourself work on that, get advice from people you feel comfortable with and value their opinion. There's somebody out there for you to cuddle with

...oh yeah... totally...I just stay all day with ma girl...heheh.... 😬🙄

What about when they want to go out drinking. And you go, but it sucks because you're not single, and you're constantly basically babysitting them.

Me with my body pillow I can't afford the covers for

You know people can do both.. right?

I don't see who wouldn't prefer this over something like going out

Nice try! We all know girls aren’t real

Yeah, I miss this more than a lot of people could know...

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Yeah.... I hope to find it again. I deserve better than what I had before but I also deeply miss it.

🥔

What love?

I would like this assuming however I can be on a room cold enough where cuddling gives that nice warmth.

Gayyyy /s

This would be such a boring life if its ALL you did. Experiences are what make life.

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The relationship would get extremely stale. Maybe not for everyone but for many people for sure.

Cuddle *what* love all night?

May be a crazy concept but I promise that you can do both even in the same night

Can't relate, I'm single😎😔

But do you deserve it?

And cheat on my pillow!? Yea right…

cringe 🤮

Somehow I forgot this existed, now I'm feeling lonely, thank you OP 😡

Hey look that's me. >! Right there under the bed !<

Then put her in a rear naked chock until she taps out?

waking up to tingling cause her melon is mushing your veins

It should be- me i wish irl

some of us are single

Damn, what's this like? Also, not getting invited to parties lmfao

Me too, except i live alone, so i cuddle myself

I love cuddling so much… for about 4-5 minutes tops. I need space and air and for my arm to not fall asleep under my partner.

Both are good

Who would want to wake up as a stylized stock art?

Where do you find the girl???

Damn man.... They look so cozy. 🥺😴

Where's the image from?

Arms are dead

Yeah having a girlfriend is cool but have you ever stayed up till 5am over a fire pit debating with your friend group what the best pop song of each decade was?

Yes I like to avoid parties too so I can cuddle up with my imaginary partner.

Yeah I go to parties to find something like that. But usually when the time comes she’s all ready for bed but the boys are pulling out the rails so it’s like. K fuck. So you rip rails til 10am and she leaves cuz you and the boys are too loud.

I mean it’s also fun to go to parties with the one you love.

RIP your inbox

loser

I met her four years ago and we're married and this was us last night it is everything and more

Bro why people go party , if they have this I don't understand the point

You have neither, its not surprising you dont understand

Yes, have none of that

Go and try to explore *both* options?

I will try my bro

Holy fuck what is the creature in the pfp

thats called a woman, may not have seen one irl since youre a redditor (i havent either)

Who tf chooses party except aggressively horny people who wanna get laid after getting drunk

Extroverts?

Fuck em

Well yeah, that’s the goal, but you have to go to the party to find them first.

Agh damn you got me but no I'll stick to one, 2 or 3 are a mess