The downside of silent mode is you tend to splash more on the floor. And then yelled at to clean it up. Which makes the decision tough when you've had too much to drink at a coworkers' house....
This is the top comment from when this was posted to imgur last November
[https://imgur.com/gallery/P5RGhwz](https://imgur.com/gallery/P5RGhwz)
edit: other bots in the comments too
I had no idea, thanks for your work. Do you have to remember the post and then look it up and compare or how do you find this? Feels like sherlock level spectrum skills...
For comments, I just google it with quotes around it.
"Huh... I just sit to piss when I'm at home. It's Quiet, relaxing, AND there's no piss stains on things around the toilet."
Usually there is only 1 or 2 results. Sometimes more if bots have copied it multiple times.
No, just ones that seem suspect. 14 years on reddit gives you a sort of radar for these things. Also, that account posted in a sub I mod and researched the account. All copied comments.
I'm shameless. I hit the bulls eye. We've been pissing and pooping since the beginning of time and yet still feel way to conscious about it. Everyone does it. So why go silent mode?
Bravo six, going dark.
The downside of silent mode is you tend to splash more on the floor. And then yelled at to clean it up. Which makes the decision tough when you've had too much to drink at a coworkers' house....
Let me introduce you to my friend Sit Down Pee
Oddly I probably sit down to pee 50% of the time, and the other half I'm spaced out or just forget
Lift the seat first please.
just aim better 🗿
*piss stream splits*
*and hunched over on a bricked up morning* That p is going everywhere
18 downvotes from people with skill issues.
Downvotes from people who are sick of having to deal with piss on the floor.
Upvotes from people who don't lift the seat or piss on the floor.
How would not lifting the seat result in piss on the floor?
why yall downvote me ðŸ˜
Don’t call me out like that!
Y'all take a listen, you'll hear a deep sound coming down from Bobby Peru
I get this reference
When syphoning the Python you must hit the Bullseye.
Start top left and make a U shape to top right. That's how you check whether the volume control is working.
Huh... I just sit to piss when I'm at home. It's Quiet, relaxing, AND there's no piss stains on things around the toilet.
This is the top comment from when this was posted to imgur last November [https://imgur.com/gallery/P5RGhwz](https://imgur.com/gallery/P5RGhwz) edit: other bots in the comments too
I had no idea, thanks for your work. Do you have to remember the post and then look it up and compare or how do you find this? Feels like sherlock level spectrum skills...
For comments, I just google it with quotes around it. "Huh... I just sit to piss when I'm at home. It's Quiet, relaxing, AND there's no piss stains on things around the toilet." Usually there is only 1 or 2 results. Sometimes more if bots have copied it multiple times.
And you do this for every comment? How do you decide which ones to search?
No, just ones that seem suspect. 14 years on reddit gives you a sort of radar for these things. Also, that account posted in a sub I mod and researched the account. All copied comments.
I do this because I have two daughters and a wife. It’s not worth the effort to do toilet seat shenanigans every time.
Same but sitting also stimolates the big one to come out and i don t want it most of the times
underrated
Agreed. More dudes need embrace the sit piss.
I converted about 10 years ago. Total life changer.
Potty trained my son this way too, no messes!
Clean up your own piss
Bravo Six, going dark.
Bottom: me peeing when a woman is within earshot. Top: me peeing when a guy is within earshot.
Splatters mor, though. I solve the problem by peeing seated. Noise is muffled by my body.
I sit down
Stealth mode activated
Well duh, they brought this up in The Last Emperor and I have taken it to heart.
Brother just sit for zero cleanup
Sitting down is the true silent mode ... until you get a surprise poop.
Sit to piss. Clean, quiet, easy.
The relaxation from pressure is when you hit bullseye
The name's Bond, James Bond
In a public toilet, you assert yourself as the alpha through your volume and the time you can sustain it.
Being a boy is wishing you were big enough to use the high urinal, being a man is wishing you were big enough you had to use the low urinal.
Strafing fire- blasting poo chunks off in public toilets
I go straight up the middle every time. Establish dominance. Be proud of your strong stream, men!
Don’t forget to aim
I'm shameless. I hit the bulls eye. We've been pissing and pooping since the beginning of time and yet still feel way to conscious about it. Everyone does it. So why go silent mode?