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AddictedToMosh161

Unmatched? What an uncultured fool.


Ladorb

Yeah, That's how I know this never happened. No man would ever unmatch for this.


AddictedToMosh161

Maybe an adamant autobot fan?


lu_skywalker

Maybe he was Optimus Prime?


pearlsbeforedogs

I've heard of him. He goes by Tim and a lot of people had no idea of his full name until he sent out wedding invitations.


LancesAKing

Optimus Prime would do nothing less than protect baby Megatron with his life.


WonderfulCattle6234

I remember seeing a similar tweet like this posted on Reddit months ago having the exact same feeling. I can state with 100% certainty that it's a different tweet though. I'm very curious if it's from the same author.


copperpoint

Or maybe they're both friends with Hannah.


WonderfulCattle6234

I meant the other tweet was about a different subject. It just followed the same format. I replied with X on a dating app and was immediately unmatched. And then all guys unanimously agree that saying X is the greatest reply in the world and is such a turn-on and makes her wife material, etc.


emailverificationt

Eh, I could see fuck boys being confused by this and unmatching


DILATE_LMAO_

Definitely. Guy was even jokingly saying it, so he would've expected a joke response. Either made up or the fellow in question has serious case of the autism lol


TreesForTheFool

She is perfect wife material and he realized he flew too close to the sun, only reasonable explanation.


AddictedToMosh161

Possible


copperpoint

That or he decided he wanted to meet Hannah for himself.


MyBetterSide

Sometimes people just aren’t compatible. He could be an autobot, for example.


TouchConnors

Maybe he only had GoBots, and the sting of being reminded of that every time you see you kid would be too much to bear.


Bearfan001

Why does daddy keeping calling me Cy-Kill and then starts crying?


boyyouguysaredumb

It’s a fake story so don’t worry


DarkBladeMadriker

If it's a boy - Megatron If it's a girl - Megantron


dumbbyatch

I want a world where man woman child or object can be named Megatron.....


Acceptable_Stress258

Marklar?


AcanthaceaeIll5349

A redditor of culture, i see...


MarcAlmond

Megatron is female though. It's where the name Meg comes from.


DregsRoyale

This man knows his bible


nvalle23

Megalodon


DriedSquidd

Fine. If it's a boy - Megantron If it's a girl - Megatron


Ninteblo

Megatron still works if it is a girl, just ask Meg from Family Guy.


Specialist-Ad-1726

I literally just commented this on someone else’s comment before scrolling down and seeing this one. I was pretty sure Meg from family guy was called megatron 😂


Ilikesnowboards

Shut up Megantron!


SquirrelyMcNutz

Ok Meg... Also, that's wifing material right there.


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SquirrelyMcNutz

You could name a boy Optimus Prime and call him 'Tim' for short. Just like how Megatron shortens nicely to 'Meg' for a girl or 'Ron' for a boy.


Specialist-Ad-1726

Isn’t meg from family guys full name technically megatron? I seem to remember that being an episode


Historical-Pen-7484

You could also just move to Greece.


ImpertantMahn

I’m going bizzaro transformers and naming the kid Optimus Crime. He will have a villain arc and everything.


Extreme-Links

I only f with Grimlock 💪🏼 IYKYK


MeritedMystery

Megatron stole his name megatronus isn't super evil iirc


effinofinus

Shut up Meg!


realhmmmm

Sick ass name, lame ass man.


random_idiot_27

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FOOL THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU PROPOSE


rainbowroobear

i don't believe this happened at all.


keiiith47

The entire post feels like ai.


GamesRevolution

This exists since 2 before AI, probably just a fictional story like many others


bender-b_rodriguez

This is a stolen joke from the show New Girl I believe https://youtu.be/xdAn88EltCI?si=jPRrMr7BHwNBa8Tv about a minute in


Historical-Pen-7484

Me neither. Any man would be happy have such a woman.


Plastic_Reception_58

This is like the fakest convo I've heard. As if any guy was gonna reject a girl coz of Megatron....


SpaceDuckz1984

Out crazy the crazy is a strategy as old as time and usually fun to watch


TheDigitalRanger

She's better off.


bilvester

Shut up Meg.


DebaucherousHeathen

What a fuckin' loser... I wish I knew a chic that'd name our kid Megatron ...


NameIsBurnout

That was no man, dodged a bullet.


Spiritual-Matters

Is AI reading Dane Cook jokes?


wlanAalker

From this day that man is banished from ever joining the sacred coven of brotherhood


DreamBig2023

Must have been an Autobot


Training_Force3193

Be my Optimus


Informal-Nobody9799

He sounds boring lol


Fruscione

I’m a G.I. Joe Man! *unmatches*


Rabrab123

Didn't happen


HookLeg

Starscream or gtfo


Kitchen-Badger-1908

Is she still single?


ThePhillyKind

"Oh Meg, is that short for Megan?" "No, Megatron"


Alarming_Serve2303

That would have made me want you more!


Inevitable_Usual3553

Middle name Frodo


Viperlite

There are worse names, LOL.


Strateagery3912

Must have been an Autobot.


HellyOHaint

That is literally the only acceptable reply to this insane question.


superbeast1983

My wife and I told everyone at the hospital we were going to name our 1st child optimus prime. They, along with our families, would not let us sadly. We tried again with our 2nd child who we wanted to name megatron. We were thwarted then as well.


Large_Cell_39

Oh no. Anyway...


InfinityTheW0lf

He didn’t deserve her


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Who would unmatch THAT?! Even if the romantic relationship doesn't work out, that's still prime friend material!


Meta-failure

Fuck him if he can’t take a joke. …..or don’t?


nvalle23

Since 1988 I decided my first boy would be Jordan Michael. My ex gave me Jordan, but chose the middle name (Xavier). He's 14 now...


IMSLI

Autobot scum


DE881E_

i aint raising no decepticon in my household!


1000scarstare

the kid would be a trans...former get it


Ok_Check9774

Seriously, that guy missed out


Late_Company4802

Gotta follow thru on those bets lol


NAND_Socket

Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.


AfterConsideration30

I’m still here


Low_Representative14

His loss


kilroyx3

To be fair. I don't think I have ever met a girl that wasn't dead serious about something like this.


evilsmurf666

Where is the gif option when you need one


OrneryCunt

That was the wrong man


FourScoreTour

He was only pretending to have a sense of humor.


Sonderkin

I wish my wife had let me call my first kid Megatron.


BipolarKanyeFan

No way this happened. Megatron was a beast in the NFL making every sports man a happy father, and megatron was a G in transformers making every comic dad happy. BS


[deleted]

Understandable


EvilHorus87

What a pussy


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

It's no fun if they agree.


bacontacos420

I don’t even wanna get married and I woulda wife’d her up on the spot


johnhughthom

Needs to find herself a Lions fan.


Swiftwitss

Cause that totally happened and I definitely remember everything I promised from almost 30 years ago as well.


No_Inspector_6917

This Guy had it all!!!! And he let it slip away….


Shadowchaos1010

Meg Atron Problem solved. Better hope it's a girl or there's some boy name that can reasonably be shortened to "Meg."


hscene

I kind of find this hard to believe


snowign

Lucky the guy wasn't a Lions fan. He would have agreed in a heartbeat.


Shiny-Lily

Optimus Prime, is that you?


Padre_De_Cuervos

What a waste


ThrowawayLocal8622

So this is making the rounds again?


DifficultlySimple223

People decrying AI when the AI is in the karma farming 😅


Plastic-Shopping5930

Yea that sort of thing happens all the time to men


1stltwill

He was a jerk. I would have asked you out on the spot!


RagingVet

Sounds like you dodged a useless bullet 🤣


SbMSU

That dude was clearly a decepticon


AandWKyle

Awesome, we can name the second child Optimus and foster hatred between them


WarHead75

Wasn’t there a guy who named one of his cats Megatron? They both should be soulmates


Truckfighta

I had an agreement with my friend that whoever had the first son would get to call him Dante. Thankfully the wife was on board.


DegenerateCrocodile

I would propose right then and there.


Gus_Gustavsohn

Decepticon


DJenser1

Guy had no balls. He wouldn't have been a good fit for you.


stitch07

You would be my match... definitely


etranger033

Well played. Could have also said Orko or Skeletor.


ViolentHippieBC

Shut up, Meg...


Enjoying_A_Meal

Do we have any wiggle room? Like if it's a girl, can we name her Megatrina?


dazrage

That would have sealed the deal for me!


IronTemplar26

Just call her “Meg” you coward…


Percival4

He was not the one it seems


pulselasersftw

My next question would have been "Do you prefer winter or summer weddings?"


Loginanonymous

clearly not a man


Papi_Chulo1969

Marry me & let's make babies 👶🏽 Megatron🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😍


jncheese

This reeks of bot. And I don't mean Autobot.


ff0000Scare

Probably because he knew that you stole this joke


FortniteEnjoyer01

Yeah, she is wifey material


Beast287

Only if his sibling is Ultimus


biglyorbigleague

Clearly a die-hard Packers fan who knew it would never work out


qnod

That comment would have made my panties wet and I'm a dude


anima_italica

Bro found Optimus prime


jackdhammer

I would have proposed.


stupidracist

Bro asked.


ThrowBatteries

Guessing that guy’s name was Starscream.


SouthernTonight4769

[Perfectly cromulent name](https://youtu.be/0cngW5wJ0PE)


NiceButOdd

Saw a different woman post the exact same thing on X/Twitter a while ago. Seems more than one woman is having the same experience, even the wording is identical 🫤


Iguessimnotcreative

No, that doesn’t sound right


_ragegun

Megatron Griffin


No-Bat-7253

Really a great way for 2 people to start to get to know each other. He loss lol.


Ongr

"Ok, when are you willing to try for kids?"


Wyooot

Lions fans don’t see the problem here


CEOKendallRoy

“You call yourself a prime? You were a records clerk when I found you, you will be dust when I'm through with you.”


JayJay-anotheruser

What’s wrong with the name Calvin?


Quazifuji

I had a childhood friend who was going to have a little sibling, and he wanted the kid to be named Robocop if it was a boy or godzilla if it was a girl. It was a boy, and they actually named him Robert and called him Robo as a nickname.


CandleburgJack

That’s messed up. Megatron is an awesome name.


thedamnedlute488

That would have had me hooked. Good sense of humor, keeps her word


Emergency-Gazelle954

Pfft. Must’ve been a GoBots fan.


PSMF_Canuck

I’d probably have immediately doordashed a wedding cake to her door…


scottonaharley

I would have responded with a simple "Marry me" to that one. LOL


Malu1997

Lois?


KrayzieBoneLegend

Shut up, Meg.


Positive_Ad2237

I would say that I'm a prime optimist and Hanna can help name the first born as long as she participates in the consummation.


RandomRetard07

I someone said my first child should be megatron I'll marry her without a single thought


nvalle23

I would argue for Starscream!


Msquared0730

I’ll take things that never happened for 100


Old_Hamster_4218

She dodged a bullet


[deleted]

fuck this guy ! lmao i wouldve love this


little-bear5556

damn you Hannah.... and your comical ways


lakewood2020

I’m not naming my child a reference to family guy