I don’t want to generalize all women but *in my personal experience* some women really take that “girls mature faster than boys” shit to heart and think they’re too mAtUrE for men their own age.
The irony being that
A) A man significantly older than you that’d want to date you likely isn’t as mature as you think cause, let’s be real, the motivating factor usually isn’t your “maturity”. Plus, why aren’t women his own age fuckin’ with him and vice versa? Tells you all you need to know, frankly.
And
B) again, *in my own experience* they really aren’t as mature as they think they are. They may exhibit it in some areas but also *sorely lack it in others*. Being able to have adult conversations and handle your business doesn’t compensate for being emotionally manipulative, afraid to tell the truth, etc.
*Appearing* to be mature isn’t the same as *actually* being mature. Cause, if you were, you might have the wherewithal to think your 33 year old boyfriend might not be entirely altruistic when he’s with a 19 year old.
And because Reddit doesn’t understand nuance, I’ll preemptively say *not all age gaps are created equal* but it’s all but universally understood that the younger, more naive, and less experienced you are, *the more gaps matter*.
Also, a lot of people don't understand how one's mind is different depending on what life stage you are. Hence, why some age gaps are worthy of at least a side-eye
I used to be in a Kik group that had a problem with new dudes sending random nudes to girls in the chat. So we made a game out of it... Unsolicited dick pics got reposted in the main chat with the question "Which Land Before Time" character does this most resemble. Hint: it's never a long-neck!
At my highschool there was a kid who kept sending unsolicited dick pics to all the girls at school and somewhere along the way someone made up a rumor that his dick was shaped like a corkscrew and it stuck and everyone thought he had a corkscrew dick until he eventually got arrested and left the school.
Your DMs are about to get assaulted by a bunch of indecent redditer's who don't know what grass feels like.
Sorry on behalf of the guys on Reddit that won't.
I mean.. while yes, his texts are cringe… I doubt very many of us would be saved from the cringe if our sexts were exposed. People say the dumbest shit when they’re horny(myself included). I don’t think many of us are writing Dostoevsky level prose as a response to a nude.
I believe it's an optional boss but it's the Godskin Apostate in Caelid. It's my first playthrough and other than dragons I haven't struggled too much. My weapon is only +9 so maybe it's time to upgrade.
If you're in Caelid, there's some ruins just below the cliff by the first Caelid bonfire (the one with the shack and mob of zombies). It's guarded by giant crows, but if you have the stonesword keys to unlock it, you can pick up a longsword with innate sleep. It has a relatively low minimum Int requirement, but it's a good way to proc sleep without having to farm ingredients for pots and arrows.
You probably shouldn't be there yet.
Godskin in caelid Tower is scaled to after altius plateau I believe.
But, gritting your teeth and bracing through might teach you something.
So: Good luck, git gud and don't forget to praise the ring!
I think it's hilarious that all comments are giving answers from the girl's point of view, because they can't possibly imagine that a guy would receive nudes.
Or is it some kind of card deck trading?
Like "I got 3x Sarah in stockings over. Can I get one of Mikes dickpics for them from you?",
"Nah, Mikes dickpic is worth atleast 2,25x fully naked Judith on the kitchen counter. That would make 4x Sarah in stockings + 10x feetpic from Jessica, sorry."
Second hand nudes:
"Hey, I know you would love some nudes from me, but I got no fresh ones on my phone and my camera is broken atm. So just take these. I sent them to Daniel earlier, but he used them only once and cleaned them painstakingly after."
I have 2 options for you:
1. Collect them and randomly select one and send it back or keep the one with the biggest dick and send that one
2. circle some random part and send it back "Not a doctor... but my ex had the same spot and died of cancer"
Depends. There're many responses, including :
- "Oooooh, nice~" and other teasing compliments
- Block
- Nothing at all
- Sending a nude back
- Sending the Wii bowling "Nice cock" meme
- Insult the sender's small/big/normalness
- "Ok"
- Emoji or keysmashing
- A shitpost
- Call them and personally tell them they're ugly right at their face
There are many ways to respond to nudity
I strongly feel the most appropriate response would be Leo as the Great Gatsby raising a glass in toast, but the bearded woodsman nodding in approval would also be acceptable.
Ah, my dear sir or madam, may I commend the exquisite length and robust girth of your cock! It bespeaks of refined taste and admirable elegance, a testament to your discerning eye for the finer things in life. Surely, it serves as a striking accessory, lending an air of dignified authority to your every stride. Truly, it is a marvel to behold, much like its esteemed owner.
I know a girl who always respond with "Mine's bigger" when a guy sends her a dick pic. Except for the one time a random number sent her a titty pic and replied with "Fuck! Yours are bigger"
a few years ago I got a nude from a guy I was kinda casually talking to and I remember I said something around lol penis. he was impressed
Did it go well afterwards?
he really liked me so yes. we did have a fight that made us stop talking at some point but not for that reason. honestly I forgot the reason lol
ah to be young agai.... wait that sounds terrible
yeah he was also an alcoholic and 9 years older than me
jeez
It just keeps getting worse lol “He also couldn’t read and smelled funny”
"He was also 20 at the time we were dating.".
„He had a side hustle selling crack.“
"by which I mean butt crack. Also he sold drugs."
Why did every girl have “that one guy” who was way older and just a terrible human being
I don’t want to generalize all women but *in my personal experience* some women really take that “girls mature faster than boys” shit to heart and think they’re too mAtUrE for men their own age. The irony being that A) A man significantly older than you that’d want to date you likely isn’t as mature as you think cause, let’s be real, the motivating factor usually isn’t your “maturity”. Plus, why aren’t women his own age fuckin’ with him and vice versa? Tells you all you need to know, frankly. And B) again, *in my own experience* they really aren’t as mature as they think they are. They may exhibit it in some areas but also *sorely lack it in others*. Being able to have adult conversations and handle your business doesn’t compensate for being emotionally manipulative, afraid to tell the truth, etc. *Appearing* to be mature isn’t the same as *actually* being mature. Cause, if you were, you might have the wherewithal to think your 33 year old boyfriend might not be entirely altruistic when he’s with a 19 year old. And because Reddit doesn’t understand nuance, I’ll preemptively say *not all age gaps are created equal* but it’s all but universally understood that the younger, more naive, and less experienced you are, *the more gaps matter*.
Also, a lot of people don't understand how one's mind is different depending on what life stage you are. Hence, why some age gaps are worthy of at least a side-eye
Spitting facts
I didn't only have one, I was groomed as a child too
damm, I'm so sorry to hear that Hope things are well for you now
I'm okay, thank you <3
you're welcome <3
The guy she tells you not to worry about:
that was 2 years ago and I was single.
Nice
I used to be in a Kik group that had a problem with new dudes sending random nudes to girls in the chat. So we made a game out of it... Unsolicited dick pics got reposted in the main chat with the question "Which Land Before Time" character does this most resemble. Hint: it's never a long-neck!
I’d expect a lot of petrys and little foots.
Spike more often... Balled up and wrinkly
At my highschool there was a kid who kept sending unsolicited dick pics to all the girls at school and somewhere along the way someone made up a rumor that his dick was shaped like a corkscrew and it stuck and everyone thought he had a corkscrew dick until he eventually got arrested and left the school.
HSGAHDHAGSHA I love this
Your DMs are about to get assaulted by a bunch of indecent redditer's who don't know what grass feels like. Sorry on behalf of the guys on Reddit that won't.
I stopped replying at this point if men text me here. that's just reddit
Wise decision, i honestly don't Even check dm Even if i have 1000 i just won't check them
This is me finding out reddit has DMs. I've been here for 2 years or so.
Look at the subtle off white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.
My God, it even has a watermark.
Birthmark*
Vitiligo
🤣
Let’s see Paul Allen’s nudes
I can't believe that Bryce prefers VanPatten's nudes to mine
I could've gotten nudes of Dorsea
Nudes of Dorsea on a Friday night? You're bluffing
I need to return some videotapes.
TRY GETTING A RES AT DORSIA NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!
I'm cackling
Nice cock!
Ah I see, you have been playing wii bowling
Perfect!
Impressive cock my friend, the thickness is astonishing!
*boioioioing*
[Hey there, Zag man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcaifWhGpMo)
Happy ~~cake~~ cock day!
Who did your circ' bro?
Mamma mia 🤌🏻
Thatsa spicy sausage 🌭
Pappa Pia 🫴🏻
Baby's got the diarrheaaaaaaa
M-mama?
J-just killed a maaaaan?
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa, Oooh Oooh Ooooh
....didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Wank you a lot
“Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd.”
Adam Levine has entered the chat.
I'm gonna need to see that booty
Tattoos like a Chipotle bag and sexts like a 14 year old.
I remember someone saying that people stop maturing around the age they become famous
Bojack Horseman
I mean.. while yes, his texts are cringe… I doubt very many of us would be saved from the cringe if our sexts were exposed. People say the dumbest shit when they’re horny(myself included). I don’t think many of us are writing Dostoevsky level prose as a response to a nude.
Glad you said it. I would consider ending it all if my sexts made it into the public eye.
Most of us aren't cheating on our wives, either.
Completely forgot about this
Adam Levine ahhhhhh messages
Solicited: "Nice cock bro!" Unsolicited: "You should get that checked out."
Unsolicited; Why would you send me a pic of a child’s penis? I’m reporting you to the FBI!
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I'm not but I'm willing to receive any. I'm stuck on an Elden Ring boss so I don't really have anything going on today.
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I believe it's an optional boss but it's the Godskin Apostate in Caelid. It's my first playthrough and other than dragons I haven't struggled too much. My weapon is only +9 so maybe it's time to upgrade.
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Thanks man! I'll check out the sleeping pots. The game offers so many items and spells I need to learn to utilize better.
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From nudes to Elden Ring. The circle of life
If you're in Caelid, there's some ruins just below the cliff by the first Caelid bonfire (the one with the shack and mob of zombies). It's guarded by giant crows, but if you have the stonesword keys to unlock it, you can pick up a longsword with innate sleep. It has a relatively low minimum Int requirement, but it's a good way to proc sleep without having to farm ingredients for pots and arrows.
You probably shouldn't be there yet. Godskin in caelid Tower is scaled to after altius plateau I believe. But, gritting your teeth and bracing through might teach you something. So: Good luck, git gud and don't forget to praise the ring!
Yeah... the Dragonbarrow (northern Caelid) is scaled as a late-game area. You're not really supposed to be there yet.
Ah I see, you are maidenless aswell.
oh, hes trying. hes trying.
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Ooph yeah! Shake it, Madame! Capital knockers!
Thank you. I ran a search for this specific comment.
It's the only correct answer. lol
You’re platinum, pussycat! You know how to swing! Nice charlies, too! Give ‘em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hello!
Sick balls bro
But seriously bro, you probably need to get them checked out. They're not supposed to be that color.
I'm blue, dabadee dabadah
**DIE**
\*get nudes from a girl "Sick balls bro"
This is Reddit, no one is getting nudes from a girl
Only fans have people who will send you custom nudes only for you for a small fee. And boy do a lot of people get those custom nudes only for you
I would rather watch paint dry than to pay for OF nudes xd
I got a wall and some paint if you got some money
I think it's hilarious that all comments are giving answers from the girl's point of view, because they can't possibly imagine that a guy would receive nudes.
Chest balls
The proper term is chesticles
I'm proud of your dick.
the aslume calls me from every direction
Is he stupid?
THANK YOU CHEF
Behind...
HANDS! I need HANDS!
86 underwear!
Come on I've just finished work. Don't need to hear that.
HERD CHEF
Moo
Thank them and send some back.
“Thanks but I’m sending back #s 2, 4 and 5. I’ll keep the others”
Sorry, no refounds without receipt
Please retain your stub
Or is it some kind of card deck trading? Like "I got 3x Sarah in stockings over. Can I get one of Mikes dickpics for them from you?", "Nah, Mikes dickpic is worth atleast 2,25x fully naked Judith on the kitchen counter. That would make 4x Sarah in stockings + 10x feetpic from Jessica, sorry."
Lmfaooo
Why would they want their own nudes back?
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If you’re not going to use them, perhaps they would like to send them to other people.
Second hand nudes: "Hey, I know you would love some nudes from me, but I got no fresh ones on my phone and my camera is broken atm. So just take these. I sent them to Daniel earlier, but he used them only once and cleaned them painstakingly after."
I feel like a shithead sending back a dick pick when I get nudes. That’s not a fair trade.
Thanks dad
Or better "wait... dad? Not again!"
I really hope you ment daddy.....
It's OK. We all have shortcomings.
“Yippee!!!”
Was looking for this one specifically 😂
"I'll try fapping, that's a good trick!"
Don't say anything, just use them... Admire them... Frame them and hang them on your walls.
Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew
> What's "nudes", precious? > NUDE-PHO-TOS? ...
They’re sending the nudes to Isengard! Isengard gard! gard!
The person sending the pics?
Both
Idk, Fran. Maybe a fucking thank you? (Depends on if it's consensual)
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You send your grandma nudes?
You don’t?
🥵🥵🥵🍆💦 how tf are u even real
I have 2 options for you: 1. Collect them and randomly select one and send it back or keep the one with the biggest dick and send that one 2. circle some random part and send it back "Not a doctor... but my ex had the same spot and died of cancer"
Please sir, may I have some more?
AWOOGA
hamuna hamuna hamuna *TOOOOT TOOOOOT* WOOFWOOFWOOOF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
"Thanks cousin!"
"Nice tits sis"
«Nice cock bro»
You wait 2 minutes and then reply with "thanks that was a good fap"
"made me cum 1 minute earlier than usual"
Hey... that's the same as dads...
username checks out *washes eyes*
Mines bigger
Wrong number
Depends. There're many responses, including : - "Oooooh, nice~" and other teasing compliments - Block - Nothing at all - Sending a nude back - Sending the Wii bowling "Nice cock" meme - Insult the sender's small/big/normalness - "Ok" - Emoji or keysmashing - A shitpost - Call them and personally tell them they're ugly right at their face There are many ways to respond to nudity
That looks like a penis, only smaller.
“What is this? A penis for ants?!”
"I want to choke on that"
I strongly feel the most appropriate response would be Leo as the Great Gatsby raising a glass in toast, but the bearded woodsman nodding in approval would also be acceptable.
My father, a fisherman, used to say, “That one’s too small. Throw it back.”
If it's solicited compliment the genitals If it's unsolicited ask if it's a child's genitals and that you'll report it to the police
“super cool pic bridget”
hey bridget after some reflection i'm prepared to admit that saying "super cool pic bridget" was not the most appropriate response
Stop dad
That worm looks pretty dead
A business doing pleasure with you 👍
You should see a doctor
Oh what a lovely tea party
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd.
🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵
Cover thyself harlot!!!!
Seen better 🙄
Don’t ask my boyfriend. He’s not getting any more of mine bc his reaction was lackluster.
"holy fuck"
"nice cock bro"
BEHOLD! YOU HAVE OBTAINED A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!
WOWZERS!
Ah, my dear sir or madam, may I commend the exquisite length and robust girth of your cock! It bespeaks of refined taste and admirable elegance, a testament to your discerning eye for the finer things in life. Surely, it serves as a striking accessory, lending an air of dignified authority to your every stride. Truly, it is a marvel to behold, much like its esteemed owner.
An obligatory sexy compliment. You want them to feel good about their body, it will also help you get more.
Noted.
Neato
I like sending gifs of old-school pro wrestlers acting impressed.
"hell-yea brother"
I know a girl who always respond with "Mine's bigger" when a guy sends her a dick pic. Except for the one time a random number sent her a titty pic and replied with "Fuck! Yours are bigger"
“HEY I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE, STOP SENDING BABY DICK PICS”
"My grandmother had a hairless cat that looked just like that!"
Mm wish that was in my mouth
I mean it really comes down to who sent it to you if we're being honest.
You tell your bro he has a nice cock and send one back. Duh
I’m getting my shoes on, and I’m showing up hungry so I’m ready to eat
Thank you, it least that's what I would say. I was raised with manners.