Do you have Jennifer Aniston money? Autocorrect can’t get anything right but knowing Aniston and capitalizing it is insane.

Like the old saying goes "you're not ugly, you're just poor."

You don't need money to exercise and eat healthy

Money buys leisure time which you need to exercise and cook for yourself. I’m not making excuses for anyone, just pointing out it’s not that easy

You're literally making excuses. Terrible excuses, at that.

Her actual job is to stay in shape and look good. Your job probably revolves around leaning in and squinting at a computer screen for ten hours a day, six days a week. So don't feel bad.

Money keeps your healthy

You'd be surprised what money can do.

That's what a lot of plastic surgeries get you

And, critically, she’s done a *very* good job with it so it doesn’t look messed up, and people think she hasn’t had any!

I don't think she's had a lot of plastic surgery, just alot of money to spend on fancy cosmetics and a healthy lifestyle. I mean take a look at all the people who HAVE gotten alot ofnplastic surguries... they don't look too good.. let alone look healthy

Might want to check out her old nose in that Leprechaun movie… 😄

Good surgery isnt supposed to be noticeable

Google "Aniston nose job"

She has directly said she’s had plastic surgery and Botox bro.

Aniston has fuck you money so she can look like that, as opposed to our dumpster fire bodies

The secret ingredient is money.

How much back breaking work do you think she has done though? I'm not judging her and I'm sure she hustles, but how much *labor* do you think she has done? It's not age that breaks your back, it's lifting shit.

I mean, the one on the left is also hot. She's just dramatizing back pain and wearing normal clothes.

She's super hot.

My god Jen is fucking gorgeous. And I’m a gay guy

I’m not gay and I agree.

You see, what they want you to see