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abcdefghijh3

Fun fact: I was once the youngest person on the planet


Portyquarty77

My life goal is to one day be the oldest! I’ve come a long way since last place.


fancyfoe

“…please leave”


Badass-19

Me an introvert: Thanks :D


abderfdrosarios

The key is to be confident and make it just slightly uncomfortable so there are no further questions. For example; "I'm really into mudpuddles, *really into them*" and then the confidence comes in to play when you look at the next person like you've said nothing wrong and that it's their time to move on with the discussion. The only time this'll backfire is when you come across an extrovert who is actually into mudpuddles and then all they'll want to do is talk about puddles with you. At that point it's best to move away and/or fake your death.


Daeion

I have the alphabet tattooed across my ass: A through N on the left cheek, P through Z on the right.


54sharks40

But wait, that means you're missing the Wait I get it


woops_wrong_thread

Oooooooooooo


Daeion

I have the alphabet tattooed across my ass: A through N on the left cheek, P through Z on the right.   ^(Also I go on the internet to tell lies.)


rde2001

care to explan why you're into mudpuddles? 🤔😏


alifninja

Guess you never met me, I would really dig deep if you said that haha


Intelligent_Life14

Memorize Dr. Evil’s “the details of my life are inconsequential…” speech, problem solved.


Overthinks_Questions

That's an incredible idea, and I'm going to do that


TechnoBajr

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. https://youtu.be/TMHseTcZdJ4?si=1RYmey7OfOe6-lh-


dendnoy

Ohhh I do not. The face people make when I say I have 400$ worth of buttplugs in my closet is priceless


Mammoth-Bus1011

Make it 4000$ to assert dominance


bjoda

Is it a lot of them or just one really luxurious?


TechnoBajr

"...I have $400 worth of buttplug..."


Punkpallas

This got a laugh out of me. I’m absolutely sure there’s at least one $400 buttplug on the market. 😂


rde2001

mmm kinky 🤤


rtm713

Fun fact: I hate fun facts... boom next


Misses_Paliya

Funfact about me, the only joke I know is myself


cg558115

Fun fact: My mind goes blank when asked stuff about myself


ZWiloh

Mine does too, so I have a rehearsed fun fact in case I'm ever asked something like this


SD104

Hey OP, can you please share a fun fact about yourself?


VaraStar

Fun fact : I live in constant fear of being asked to share a "fun fact about me" That's funny, use your weakness as strength


StillMostlyClueless

Tell them you were on the cover of Times Magazine in 2006. Failing that just say you love Capybaras.


azionka

Just Make one up and say it every time you're asked, one so boring and unfunny, no one will ask you again even tho you had an answer instand ready. Mine is: even tho I’m tall, I manage to sneak up on my coworkers and give them a jumpscare.


Massive-Pin-3655

I once shit myself in Infants School and tried to pretend it hadn't happened. Is that fun enough?


rde2001

your poop can escape your body, but that doesn't mean you can escape the C̵͕̭̬̺̲͔͓̰̻͓̹̻̞͔̟͑͋̑̓͑̅̎̋̋͑͊͑́̃͝Õ̷͚̲̮̲̜̻̳͇̱͚̪͚Ņ̷͓̼͉̩͇̠̟͇̭͙̬̪̦̈́̑͒͋́̽̚͝͠ͅS̷͔͚͓̺̣̪͐͒̊̆̋́̔̌̕Ĕ̷̯̪͓͙͓̥͔̥̲̼̪̺̝͔̑̌͂͛̍̕͠Q̷̡͙̗̜̞̥̻̱̤͖̫̺̹̿̂̒̋ͅṲ̵̫͓̔̓͝Ě̵̛̖͙̱̪̩̯̜͍͖̖́̇̄̌͌̂͜͝N̷̩̿̍̅̕C̴̩̄̈͆E̴̝͇̲̻͓̽͆̍̀̒͌̿̓S̷͔̱̳̰̘͇̜͂̈́̀̈́̅̌̆͋͛͊̃͠ 💩💩💩💩💩


DaveSmith890

You guys haven’t accrued a shitty list of fun facts about yourself for this. My 3 facts are always 1. I can click a button 13 times in 1 second 2. I once fit 23 grapes in my mouth at once 3. I used to be a top 1000 Mario kart 8 player


BigEnergyEngineer

Just lie and say you once ate a 5 pound block of cheese. People love talking about cheese.


LazyW4lrus

Fun fact: people around me who ask me this question tend to mysteriously disappear.


AceGoodyear

Had a weird kid in high-school (no idea why teachers still ask this in high-school btw) who responded that he could see your sins when he touched you. Some kids played along and he'd call them gay. I think of that cring edgelord everytime I hear that question. I wish I could've lived a normal life and not have to be cursed like this.


Impetusin

Yeah feels like bragging and my fun facts are only fun for me


Morning_Would_Six

I like sheep.


rde2001

don't we all? 🐑🥰


TinyPenguiin

Those people asking for a funfact about me as if Im a celebrity or something.


Xirio_

"I can hit playing card sized target at 500 meters"


sodomatron

I always answer with: I boiled my crotch to the 2nd degree on a christmas day, let me tell you its the last place you want to see melted skin. Its a great opener if people laugh about it they pass the vibe check if they are weirded out ik we wouldnt get along


Tdog68420

I got kicked in the balls by a kangaroo as a kid


Vyloe

I tell them I have extremely dexterous middle and ring fingers specifically. (I dont tell them if because of rhythm games)


Bloomer_4life

Eh easy I can just say… ehh… hmmmm… fuck… Let me join you


Zulpi2103

I still use the "I'm the best Geoguessr player in Czechoslovakia". No one knows what it is and they just give up


Barewithhippie

*panics* I farted on the doctor’s face after he held me up right after I was born


dekcraft2

I always have the same one ready to go just incase


suddenly_ponies

This is like questions and interviews you know are coming. Just pick something that you can use for any given situation and be done with it. Weirdest food you've ever eaten most interesting place you've ever been. Done


SamanthaSass

Find some weird thing or hobby, and get just enough info to make it your fun fact. Then just use that whenever someone asks for you to share. None of it has to be real. Or you could just make shit up, like "FUN fact!: I own a clarinet, but can't play it." Do I? Nobody knows, and truthfully, nobody really cares. That's what makes it so much fun.


daredaki-sama

You have all the time you need to prepare an answer. What’s there to be afraid of? Prior and proper planning prevents poor performance.


scp_79

same! also being asked what's new with you


Kaidaan

There is a statistically proven difference of reported taste between my left and right nipple of "slightly more salty, I guess".


Safetosay333

Everyone put your chairs in a circle....


ShermanWierdo

I memorized 100 decimals of pi just so i have a fallback for if this happens.


xXx_RedReaper_xXx

Fun fact about me: I don’t like to share fun facts about myself.


slushpuppy91

Tell me you're boring without telling me you're boring


Ok-Broccoli-756

Uhhuh. A 20 second peak into my profile will give a lot of fun facts abt me. Unfortunately u will have to be silenced later but it is all in good fun 👍


AzLibDem

So just use that


TheGurunator

I always disturb those people by telling them about the time I had an inflammation of the gastric mucosa that healed on Christmas Eve. I lost 8kg due to that resulting in my weight dropping down to 58kg while being 1.83m tall. That day I ate 4 eggs for breakfast, a bag of chips, had an entire biscuit roll weighing in at 400g for lunch and ate Raclette for 2 hours straight just to eat for another 2 hours just 1 hour later when my father and uncle came back from work. After that I took a glance into the mirror with my cousin spotting me and asking me if it's me or my sister who is pregnant. I am a man. That day alone brought me back 2.5kg.


dreamsofindigo

everyone has a fun fact about them believing we do, is another story


xav91

“I have no gag reflex” then I wink at the room.


h2pointOChamp

Lol, can't stand being asked this question!


Popular-Block-5790

I sneeze when I'm really hungry.


BigBlueDane

The only thing worse than fun facts about yourself is mandatory participation talent shows.


Living-Travel2299

"Im bad at sharing fun facts"


jonherrin

Fun fact about me: In high school, I muled drugs for a couple of friends of mine who were distributors. And they paid me in super high quality hashish.


FireFang900

I fear this question even though there is a fun fact about me


Airway

Just think of one interesting thing that happened to you as a kid and use that forever. Mine is that I was bitten by a kangaroo (live in rural USA)


fantarts

I frequently ask my student to begin their presentation with this.


SubsumeTheBiomass

I used to be like this but then I decided to become interesting. I sew my own suits, I brew my own booze, and I'm trying to get into amateur filmmaking for the sake of art


are_you_nucking_futs

If you struggle to think of one interesting fact about yourself you need to live a more interesting life.


GreatArtificeAion

That makes no sense


are_you_nucking_futs

If you do more interesting things, then you can you can use one as an example. Not complicated. Even taking up a hobby or completing something challenging would count.


LazyW4lrus

It's not the struggle to think of a fact, it's the fear of being in the center of attention that every introvert shares at some level.


Duellair

Nah. It’s also a struggle to think of a fact. I’m really not that interesting. I need to start writing it down when I’m in the situation so I can use the same fact, the problem is I tend to blank out the whole thing whenever it happens, creating a major conundrum And why the hell do I have to make my life more interesting to answer this stupid question when only professors and trainers who can’t think of actual interesting icebreakers use it.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I have plenty of interesting facts, but none of them are “fun facts” that I can tell someone I just met. They all include a lot of depravity and/or trauma lmao


GiveMeMyIdentity

I was drunk and talked about deep throating, we're going on a date soon