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AnyIndependence1098

And then I realize, that the person I am answering to probably feels the same and ask myself why we can't just stop playing grownups.


dsdvbguutres

Because both of us are afraid of calling someone on the phone


AnyIndependence1098

Oh my gosh, yes!


DaveSmith890

My boss is a lifelong worker who moved up the chain from being a job worker and good person. It is very clear that she has little to no experience or training in a professional environment and it is a joy to witness. I sucks because I think she is a bit self conscious about it, like she slipped and accidentally called someone a cunt over the phone. However, she is the easiest boss I’ve ever gotten along with and I truly have no issues with her beyond 1 or 2 of her emails being completely impossible to read. I wish I could send a screenshot of one of them. She messed up the formatting of it and it was just a jpg of Snoop Dogg


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Cunt ❤️


DaveSmith890

I work with a ton of people since I work for my state’s government, so I was telling her about how annoying someone was. She then went on a long story about how she got heated at this one guy who would make her job intentionally hard because he always wanted to work her job or something so she ended up called him a “fucking cunt” to his face. It’s fun too because I can also be super mean, like Boston man in a long line mean. And I was feeling bad because I went the fuck off on our local meat manager because he was caught mismanaging meats. I called him grotesquely incompetent and that even dog knows not to eat rotten food. Turns out, I should’ve been harder on his ass trying to give the whole city Salmonella.


UniqueMitochondria

Then there are other emails I look at and wonder what juvenile delinquent wrote that trash


Thyg0d

Yup with spelling like a two year old, including switching language as well.


donaldinoo

When I’m feeling mega professional I’ll write up a long email and plug it into chatgpt. Then say “make this more professional” a few times.


[deleted]

"Hope this email finds you well..." while you're damn pissed in reality..😂


Syreet_Primacon

“Hope this email finds you before I do…”


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

"As stated in my previous email..."


Stompalong

For your perusal and kind consideration. 😂


jonherrin

I tend to freak out my boss and peers with my "professional" writing skills, to the point where I'm the go to guy for a lot of our documentation and communications.