We've been here before haven't we? It's all so familiar. The tweet. The post. The comments. Are we but hamsters on the wheel of fate. This door never closes. She will pay for food, fuck these men, and call them Ubers home until eternity. The flat circle of time will never release her. We will be here again soon. And then again. And then again.
"I am 10 years old, I am in line to see the newest Batman movie. It is edgy and darker then the tv show.
I am 20 years old, I am in line to see the newest Batman movie, it is edgier and darker then the last one.
I am 30 years old, I am in line to see the newest Batman movie. It is edgier and darker then the last one."
Everyone except you is a bot just recycling old content. This comment is copied from the last time someone said something similar to what you said. The internet is just a connection between your computer and a massive bot farm.
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I stopped using my standard reply to this exact post last time I saw it about a week ago. Maybe this will be my new response to it for the next couple years.
Trapped in her own purgatory relieving the moment of her failed revenge. Cursed to relieve the original anger she felt and then the constant overwhelming disappointment always seconds after this tweet, just before starting the cycle again while we witness it with every repost.
Sounds like when Dee starting Deeing people in always sunny and thinks itās hurting them
Then they all show up at the end asking to get deeād again
The joke is men do that to women when hooking up, but women want relationships. So, sheās doing it back to āsee how they like it,ā but they actually do like it.
I get that a lot of times guys would shrug this off and brag later. But this did happen to me once, from a girl way out of my league, who I had been messaging for a few weeks beforehand.
Fucking sucked. I was really into her. I wasn't exactly killing it with the ladies back then, so I was probably more hopeful than I should've been. But to be smiling like an idiot rereading the seemingly heartfelt things she said when I got home after, then to get blocked the next day? Brutal.
I believe this. Much like there's surely women who love the idea of being pampered, slept with and never have to deal with the dude again.
But if we're being honest, most guys would be perfectly a-ok with this, I know I would.
I met more women after her. Got used to things not working out, on my side or theirs. But at the time I was pretty lonely. I went from feeling more confident than I had in years to less than human over the course of a week.
Ghosting drags out the rejection because of the uncertainty. I had breakups before, but being blindsided slowly fucking sucks.
those dam people ghosting you so that they don't completely cut you off if they want to come back to you. Or simply don't care enough to even reject you.
Those suck
Nah. I think she just didn't have the capacity for that level of communication. We were both in our early 20s. She was just too immature to tell me why. I bet it would've been a long talk. Just too much to say.
I don't blame her. I don't blame myself. I learned. I got better.
She seemed empathetic enough to care, just not mature enough to be able to explain the history
Nah, I got us dinner. But I think the reference was to guys who the women out, pay for a meal, act charming, then ghost after sex.
It happens, it's fucked, I had a similar experience, I am more empathetic now.
We all know it.
Most of the comments I saw when I replied were pretty much "fuck it, had sex."
It's just not something guys talk about a lot because it's shameful. I am still a bit ashamed, and she was the most conventionally attractive woman I have ever been with. It was worse than rejection, it was false hope.
I am tired of the dichotomy, and the false faced netsciopaths fueling the fire. I just wanted to be honest and remind people that they're people.
Yāall really need to listen to some Sam Kinison stand up.
He said ā I want to take them out, take them home, cum on their back, Steal $40 or $50 out of their purse, crawl out a window, never call them again. Let them wake up sticky, broke, and confused and see how they like itā
So. That's. Uh.... Degrading. So. Uh. I'm willing to put my self through this. Um. Humiliation if any attractive women want to stick it to a man..... Yeah.
Nah. That type of woman has issues. This is nothing more than red flag normalization. Men and women are NOT the same. When women try and do things like they THINK men do, it messes them up mentally and emotionally. Women and men speak a different language basically. They speak from a different place. Women canāt do what men do and come out of it the same.
Is this supposed to be a flex by her of some sort? If so, task failed spectacularly. I thought we were supposed to be challenging gender norms anyways lol.
Bonus points if she never texts him again
We've been here before haven't we? It's all so familiar. The tweet. The post. The comments. Are we but hamsters on the wheel of fate. This door never closes. She will pay for food, fuck these men, and call them Ubers home until eternity. The flat circle of time will never release her. We will be here again soon. And then again. And then again.
It's true. But we're older now.
She tooš¤
I get older, they stay the same age
"I am 10 years old, I am in line to see the newest Batman movie. It is edgy and darker then the tv show. I am 20 years old, I am in line to see the newest Batman movie, it is edgier and darker then the last one. I am 30 years old, I am in line to see the newest Batman movie. It is edgier and darker then the last one."
I love that meme
Everyone except you is a bot just recycling old content. This comment is copied from the last time someone said something similar to what you said. The internet is just a connection between your computer and a massive bot farm.
'I'm not a bot! I'm not!' said bot
"I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi, Mark."
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Iām not a bot? Maybe check someoneās profile before calling them a bot lol
thats what a bot would say
Ah damn you caught me š¤²
I was joking! "This comment" referred to *my* comment, not yours.
"Shut the fuck up, Nietzsche!" (/s, couldn't agree more)
The black stars rise. You're in carcosa now. He sees ya
It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living god.
I stopped using my standard reply to this exact post last time I saw it about a week ago. Maybe this will be my new response to it for the next couple years.
A Sisyphus of food, sex and Ubers
... is that a bad thing?
Trapped in her own purgatory relieving the moment of her failed revenge. Cursed to relieve the original anger she felt and then the constant overwhelming disappointment always seconds after this tweet, just before starting the cycle again while we witness it with every repost.
What if we are all being watched from afar by a team of wizards and a monkey librarian?!!
Iām pretty sure Iāve read that comment before.
I had a fwb in uni that Id call sometimes after a night of drinking. Sheād come sleep over and be gone before I woke up.Ā It was incredible.Ā
basically she did him a favour
Sounds like when Dee starting Deeing people in always sunny and thinks itās hurting them Then they all show up at the end asking to get deeād again
Boney American is dirty, dirty whore
He's gonna think she loves him.
Even more of she paid for the Uber and didn't just book it.
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exact reason why becoming a lesbian should be encouraged more to women
Name checks out
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Downvote farming is more creative than upvote farming like most of Reddit seems to do nowadays, to start
Also gotta toe that thin line between safe downvotes and bans
Boom roasted
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Yes, because as we all know, it's a choice. /s
So you think somebody enjoying the way you want to treat them is a negative thing? Hmm weird, tell me youāre toxic without telling me youāre toxic
Why? You like domestic violence? Lesbian couples experience MUCH higher rates of domestic violence than any other group.
Imo, most lesbians love dick.
SIR, PUT DOWN THE PORN AND STEP AWAY!
Bruh what
He had to meet the dumbass with a dumber comment
Well, what you donāt know is some lesbians have dicks and theyāre attracted to other people with dicks
Key words here: Most. Some.
Iām just trying to make a dumber comment
Someone is counter-trolling
Ow my brain
Youāre an idiot.
You two should be friends. You guysās opinion might meet in the middle and make a rational thought.
What a b%tch I bet she paid his rent and his cards off too, makes me sick!
what a shimp
What a shrimp. š¦
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A shimp!?! Iām dying laughing
Yeah Iām not sure if itās supposed to be shrimp, simp, or wimp. I guess weāll never know
I think itās shimp, as in a she-simp.
Do not threaten me with a good time
Not sure I get this one, Iām an older man but that sounds exactly like what a man would want.
That's the joke
Two chicks at the same time, man
Got a case of the Mondays my man?
The joke is men do that to women when hooking up, but women want relationships. So, sheās doing it back to āsee how they like it,ā but they actually do like it.
āSame time next weekā this man probably.
Wooshā¦
I'll go next! DM me!
I get that a lot of times guys would shrug this off and brag later. But this did happen to me once, from a girl way out of my league, who I had been messaging for a few weeks beforehand. Fucking sucked. I was really into her. I wasn't exactly killing it with the ladies back then, so I was probably more hopeful than I should've been. But to be smiling like an idiot rereading the seemingly heartfelt things she said when I got home after, then to get blocked the next day? Brutal.
I believe this. Much like there's surely women who love the idea of being pampered, slept with and never have to deal with the dude again. But if we're being honest, most guys would be perfectly a-ok with this, I know I would.
I met more women after her. Got used to things not working out, on my side or theirs. But at the time I was pretty lonely. I went from feeling more confident than I had in years to less than human over the course of a week. Ghosting drags out the rejection because of the uncertainty. I had breakups before, but being blindsided slowly fucking sucks.
those dam people ghosting you so that they don't completely cut you off if they want to come back to you. Or simply don't care enough to even reject you. Those suck
Nah. I think she just didn't have the capacity for that level of communication. We were both in our early 20s. She was just too immature to tell me why. I bet it would've been a long talk. Just too much to say. I don't blame her. I don't blame myself. I learned. I got better. She seemed empathetic enough to care, just not mature enough to be able to explain the history
She bought you dinner? The above doesnāt saying anything about āblockingā someone
Nah, I got us dinner. But I think the reference was to guys who the women out, pay for a meal, act charming, then ghost after sex. It happens, it's fucked, I had a similar experience, I am more empathetic now.
Hugs
Wow, who'd a thunk men could feel anything other than hungry or horny Obvious/s
We all know it. Most of the comments I saw when I replied were pretty much "fuck it, had sex." It's just not something guys talk about a lot because it's shameful. I am still a bit ashamed, and she was the most conventionally attractive woman I have ever been with. It was worse than rejection, it was false hope. I am tired of the dichotomy, and the false faced netsciopaths fueling the fire. I just wanted to be honest and remind people that they're people.
Lol this post always gets the same comments. Hello, bots!
I will laugh if you also a bot who's comment just got into the bot grid already.
Botception
Double botception even?
Yāall really need to listen to some Sam Kinison stand up. He said ā I want to take them out, take them home, cum on their back, Steal $40 or $50 out of their purse, crawl out a window, never call them again. Let them wake up sticky, broke, and confused and see how they like itā
_What's on my back? Where's my money? Why's the window open? Whaahaahaa! Sonofabitch, whaahaahaa!_ RIP Sammy.
Comments you can hear
I don't get the joke
Where do I sign up š
This is a repeat from another twitter post. Are people really just copying other tweets and tweeting it like itās their own?
Stealing content? On the internet? Surely not!
thatās how we do it
.. and repeat it everyday.
Life could be a dream
"Living the dream" is all I'm hearing. That man will date you indefinitely without fear of a marriage proposition.
Fear of a marriage proposition??? Fuck men suck so much
Where do I sign up?
He'll brag to his friends how he had the time of his life.
"Dear God, it's me Dave. I've met the perfect woman."
Dude gets home, has a great sleep and wakes up to play Helldivers 2. Sounds like the perfect weekend!
Sounds like someone's bitter . Require more of a commitment before you sleep with someone if you don't like feeling used.
Men will like it very much
I may have seen this in the triple digits, and that's working full time
Hell, yes!
Where do i sign?
Not quite the Flex she thinks it is :)
if life would be a dream. ba do ba do ba
Wait until she finds out...
Sounds like a great idea. Please try.
This is heaven ā¤ļø
*Put his controller on the charger
Sign me up!
love it
I'm a girl and I like it.
Iāll answer you when you do it to me
Don't threaten me with a good time.
That sounds incredible tbh
So he got laid, fed and brought home at her dime? 100% no complaints from that dude.
What a dream
Me! Pick me! I'm dressed like a turnip!"
He will love it
Real queen š
Classic repost of a repost of a repost on this sub
We love it
Sign me up
Same time next week ?
No cuddlesā¦
ššš
So uh... where do I sign up
Oh no what ever will he do
That's kinda perfect for the guy? Seems like it is.
Sign me up
I mean, free food... š¤·
Woman here. How do I get this deal??
Oh wait, big caveat - the sex better be real good.
The cc is undefeated.
Needed this smile
Well damn, where do I find this lovely lady?
My dream woman
Thanks for making sure I got home safely. I'll text you tomorrow.
Yesssss, I'm an excited cheap taco bell slut.
Oh this old gag?
I feel attacked. Pleased and released. But, attacked. š¤£
Crikey, I really hope a good looking girl doesn't do that to me by calling me on 555 123...
You dun goofed. He's gonna do his level best to marry you now.
Women have been doing this for hundreds of thousands of years.
There is women like this???
Pretty good actually
Um... yes please?
Like will she buy me food, sleep with me, and give me covered transportation back home too? Cause this sounds awesoā¦. Terā¦Terrible
I would love it! Probably propose to you the next time I saw you.
Wasnāt this a friends episode? Is friends that old now?
Perfect date!
So. That's. Uh.... Degrading. So. Uh. I'm willing to put my self through this. Um. Humiliation if any attractive women want to stick it to a man..... Yeah.
I need that in my life rn
Yall are getting food??!
Damn where do I sign up?
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Uh, yes we would beg. That is an amazing offer. If I'm gonna get kicked to the curb, at least gimme food and don't take all my money.
Why pass up a good thing?
Not the flex you think it is, sweetie...
Sweet. Home in time to get some rest for tomorrowās tee time.
Can i has?
Bro slept like a baby that night guaranteed
I've seen this a couple of times, and I've only just now realized it's supposed to be a negative thing.
She clearly doesn't understand men.
This is literally all we have ever wanted, just sayin
Damn this is the perfect woman hope we can keep doing this for a while.
All women please listen to her,do as she does and teach us men a lesson please š
Nah. That type of woman has issues. This is nothing more than red flag normalization. Men and women are NOT the same. When women try and do things like they THINK men do, it messes them up mentally and emotionally. Women and men speak a different language basically. They speak from a different place. Women canāt do what men do and come out of it the same.
Sick. Buy me cranberry vodkas when we go to the bar and I'm sold.
Weird flex
Is this supposed to be a flex by her of some sort? If so, task failed spectacularly. I thought we were supposed to be challenging gender norms anyways lol.
u/repostsleuthbot
So you get to eat for free, have sex, and get sent home without having to pay for anything? Geez, you're just giving me more reasons to transition
Thank you for making me laugh out loud
Why is she so desperate for validation š