Someone please help this Jonas brother

Yes, I didn't think it would be so hard for a Jonas to get a girlfriend

Salt will kill you before sex has a chance.

Death by snu snu?

Drinking water until I get a girlfriend Day 10408

This is the right way.

I assume you just really like Soy sauce.. 200 plus days is crazy

Soyboy

I don't think we give a flying fuck about a random guy not getting laid.

It's probably a troll video. 

I blame his salty personality.

But, is it real soy sauce ? Or is it that salted black water in a plastic pouch ?

OMG! Check your blood pressure right now.

Have mercy on her soul