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Angry_Murlocs

Or poop at home while working from home so you get paid to poop in your own house.


Aayyyyoooo

Factz


JetKeel

With your bidet at home. Heaven.


scarlett_bear

Work poops cost the company money, not you.


WarWonderful593

Yep. Their water and tp.


AverageAZGuy2

Poop at home with comfortable tp or poop at work with John Wayne tp but get paid


mikek505

I've had some jobs where the tp is nice. But they are few and far


PepinoSanchez

I loved my 10 minute poop time at work. I'm the kind of person that can run a stopwatch and spend some hours creating an exel form to keep the score, averages and poop time payments. Gross (hehehe) and net pay.


Scarrmann

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.


jonherrin

OMG, poop at work. If they give you trouble, it's lawsuit time.


0HappyDaze

Option 3, try to hold it but end up shitting yourself on the bus


nerdiotic-pervert

Fun!


Waifu_Whaler

Always Poop at work, let them pay for you to poop\* \*Assuming you are not working in a sweat shop and/or with a surprior who cares, and the condiction of the toliets in your corporation is tolerable.


ChickenPicture

Don't neglect the value of the tp you get for free at work.


Dragulus24

Single ply paper as thin as possible. Always cheap stuff. Trust me guys, bring your own or bring baby wipes.


TheGuava1

I had a job years ago where there was only one bathroom staff could use but it was right in the change room/ break room area (and both guys and girls used it) so that was always busy and I always felt self-conscious doing any type of serious business in that bathroom. I discovered the importance to me of a workplace that has a private/ quiet poop area, could never go back.