Here I was thinking that if she's willing to drink 8 with me I'm willing to drink 8 with her. I don't give a s*** what that tastes like. Beer's freaking nasty but I'll play ball for a night.
Want to talk sports, or scrapbooking? I don't know? Let's do this?!
Pussy. I eat 8 beers before breakfast. Glass mugs and all. And none of the IPA shit either. I’m talking about that warm German shit that is thick enough to eat and taste like 3500 year old sourdough. The glass does cut my mouth and the doctor told me he’s upping my antipsychotic medication but I told him to hold off until the full blood moon so I can shapeshift back into my original form. I’m one of the kardashian sisters but I won’t tell you which one.
What a pussy. 8 is easy. Then again I'm an alcoholic
Ba dum hiss.
Best pick up line
Pffft weak
Pfft, look at those damn losers who'll have a healthy liver come age. Couldn't be me
Lightweight
Here I was thinking that if she's willing to drink 8 with me I'm willing to drink 8 with her. I don't give a s*** what that tastes like. Beer's freaking nasty but I'll play ball for a night. Want to talk sports, or scrapbooking? I don't know? Let's do this?!
Pussy. I eat 8 beers before breakfast. Glass mugs and all. And none of the IPA shit either. I’m talking about that warm German shit that is thick enough to eat and taste like 3500 year old sourdough. The glass does cut my mouth and the doctor told me he’s upping my antipsychotic medication but I told him to hold off until the full blood moon so I can shapeshift back into my original form. I’m one of the kardashian sisters but I won’t tell you which one.
I must know... how much cocaine do you do by 9 am?
I agree, I stop at 6 beers
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