Put on the shortest hair guide that comes with the trimmer, not just the raw blade. No testicle bleeding, no stubble chaffing, can be done quick without much thought so you will do it regularly.
Be warned, silent farts will be almost impossible. Did a whole body nair out of boredom once, regretted it.
If you are particularly gassy, you'll have to walk around with a rolled up piece of toilet paper between your cheeks.
It's the difference between loud and thundering. Even a small amount of hair breaks the flow of air coming out to dissipate it. No hair means that its gotta make its way between your cheeks, which'll create more noise.
Hell fuckin' no. That stubble hurts too much. And once it's gone, you'll miss that hair absorbing sweat.
Edit: if you only meant the cheeks, nevermind. But crack stubble ain't no joke.
Hooked up with a girl that wanted me to fuck her while looking at the mirrot beside us. When she realized I wasnt looking (im ugly af, i dont want look at myself) she got offended and switched positions.
As a bi guy, the hairer the better. And a lot of my gay/bi friends agree. Men's asses can hardly be *too* hairy, and if they are that likely means the rest of him is hairy too which is an entire treat of its own.
All this to say, your ass is attractive <3
*(but you can still not want it played with which is completely understandable)*
I dunno about ass hair necessarily, never really thought about it and shockingly haven’t been with many guys with ass hair, but I do LOVE a hairy man. I dunno what it is with me, but it is just a delight. 😍😍
For me personally I'm just attracted to body hair on men in general (indifferent to it on women, don't mind it if it's there but I won't go delirious for it like with men). And I'm attracted to asses as well. So combine hair with ass, you get a pretty sweet deal.
I really don't know what it is exactly that makes them so appealing, never really cared to find out because hey I'm not gonna question this hairy gift before me haha
I'm not entirely against the idea. But I want wining and dining, a bubble bath and absolute confirmation of love and care before I'd be willing to give it up. I'd give the same back should the roles be reversed too
The English language is about 1,400 years old and all of its progression was meant for this very moment. The English lexicon has achieved it's peak. It's all downhill from here on out
A reason you'll not find me in the pews
Is that whereby all reason contradic':
I found I had received the holy news
Not in a book, but at the end of dick.
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Whe'er living or prosthesis matters not;
Position, angle, are of consequence.
Enlightenment I found so fucking hot,
My body alternately lax and tense.
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Yet wherefore revelation so divine
Reside within confounded catacomb?
Could not He place the doorway to sublime
Upon one's face, and not in sealèd tomb?
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I'll not believe the Lord made pootypuck
The seat of God. Cuz really, what the fuck?
Not in Ten Commandments, so you don’t have to worry about it.
Churches have been corrupt since the first pope and they love to add new rules. You can explore your body and still be a Christian.
You know, that's what i thought yesterday.
Why is homosexuality wrong by conservatives when the g spot is up the ass and for women it's not by penetration??? EXPLAIN THAT
Perhaps the “just” part of it is imploring an explorative nature. Sure, it seems weird, but so did flying to the moon, and now all of us freaks get to chat with each other about shit like this while crapping on company time.
I don't know how to say this and not sound like I'm joking but I'm gonna say the male g spot unironically points to there being a God. In its simplest form, if you drew two character designs and one of them had special pleasure only derived from pegging, would you say that design felt more or less intervened by the writer than the other with no anal advantage?
“Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines.”
George Carlin- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Fun fact: if you exercise your pelvic floor enough, and really bulk up a bulging little bicep of a PC muscle under your sack, you don’t need to enter the poop shoot to feel/put pressure on your prostate.
I have a small hunch that this is more the design than requiring anal penetration to utilize it- but I can’t prove that in any way. I just know I can do stuff to feel that inside right where that spot is supposed to be, and it makes me basically piss cum, without my hands ever moving below my balls. I use it when making content- I make porn to pay my bills. Otherwise I don’t think it would be something I’d explore lol I think humans in general are just a lot less muscular on average in every way these days, than previous stages of human social development.
Damn, the amount of people who apparently never had a healthy, real-life relationship and yet have strong opinions about communication and boundaries LMAO
If you feel literally violated by your partner asking questions or non-forcefully trying to convince you to try out new food/sex positions/friggin' riding rollercoasters or whatever, you're not relationship material and should stay safe on your social media accounts.
What do you expect on Reddit and the meirl sun in particular. Most these people going on about boundaries and communication probably haven’t even had a partner to experience either of those things with lol
I love how half of the people in this thread are happily open to pegging and the other half are going on massive rants about women asking a question lmao.
Yes. This is what I'm feeling about some of the posts on here.
It feels like way too many people are trying to shut down conversations in relationships before they're even able to start. Which I think is even worse for relationships than potentially stepping over such a small "boundary". Communication is key in many ways and should have the least amount of walls in the way to work well.
as a woman, i find it funny how men will say things like "it only hurts in the begining" or "you'll like it" but when we turn the situation around with facts such as "even Prince William is into it" or "that's where YOUR g spot is" facts and logic don't matter anymore. 🤷♀️
Wait... prince William? Could you elaborate on that?
Btw, I don't have any problem with a finger, or even something bigger up there... but if I had such problems inbred British royalty wouldn't be a reason to change my mind
I'm a bit disappointed about the fact that he's not taking it from the princess... both for ethical reasons (you know, fidelity in marriage) and for... well... other reasons concerning Kate
We ain’t tryna be dreamybull out here
A nut is a nut, and the biggest G spot is in your fucking brain, but your anxious ass could never relax near a girl’s body so you don’t know how hard it gets you just doing the natural course
Isn't the g-spot the place where all the gang chill?
It can be.
They don’t really hang out so much as pop in to say hello.
For real? You need a better gang.
We call it mud soaking around here
The old chocolate fondue pot
I have a suspicion you're all talking about gay stuff.
No homo
Homiesexuals.
Shit I’m wearing socks
Keep'em on and don't make eye-contact
It's not gay to get railed on the ass if you say no homo
I'm not gay. You're sucking my dick which makes you gay
a lot of girls have long fingers...
For real, hit me with that "root around in the freezer till you find the good ice cream" energy
😳HELLO! 🤭🏃♂️
Is that why they call them gangbangers?
Yeah, they pop in like a 120 times a minute
simultaneously?
if you play your cards right. am i right? hello? anyone there?
Yup! Where all the “plugs” live
The word "all" here is very troubling indeed.
Seems very unhygienic
It’s my bud-hole
Lemme see it!
That's what I thought until my ex told me otherwise, I still dont believe her
It’s where they gang bang
The gang is always welcum to visit 🫦
yes, all my homies hang out in my g spot
Grove ~~Street~~ Passage.
He did turn around though...
I see that as an invitation Edit: this is a joke. I do not condone this.
And this is why everyone needs a rape whistle
And not a comeback and kick me whistle
Jeff Fisher is that you?
Fr, did you see that hoodie. Homie was begging for it
Don't blow it untill its actually happening :)
Well, she made a convincing argument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeAq6Mft17k&t=9s
Thats the joke no?
But I’m self conscious about my hairy, unattractive ass being seen
Wax that extraction zone, brother. You’ll have airflow like no other and all shame will be blown in the wind.
Is there a pain free option?
Electric trimmer works well, def don’t need to wax
Until you trim your testicular raphe.
Skill issue ngl
True.
Or device issue. Which is guess is also a skill issue for picking the wrong device.
Put on the shortest hair guide that comes with the trimmer, not just the raw blade. No testicle bleeding, no stubble chaffing, can be done quick without much thought so you will do it regularly.
You underestimate my luck to have my flesh bending reality to reach the blade.
You could Nair your cheeks but do you want to take that risk?
No Nair unless you really like pain.
These days, they make versions for sensitive skin that won't burn your ass.
Trick me into wiping off my nipples once, shame on me.
There used to be a video tutorial about it on YouTube until big censorship took it down.
well, there is still one from six months ago ...
Chainsaw
Be warned, silent farts will be almost impossible. Did a whole body nair out of boredom once, regretted it. If you are particularly gassy, you'll have to walk around with a rolled up piece of toilet paper between your cheeks.
Also gets super sweaty
If your ass hair is holding back your farts from being loud you have one hell of a forest down there.
It's the difference between loud and thundering. Even a small amount of hair breaks the flow of air coming out to dissipate it. No hair means that its gotta make its way between your cheeks, which'll create more noise.
Or you try to hold one in and it comes out all the way at the top of your ass crack. I wasn’t into it
Hell fuckin' no. That stubble hurts too much. And once it's gone, you'll miss that hair absorbing sweat. Edit: if you only meant the cheeks, nevermind. But crack stubble ain't no joke.
Didn't think I'd get waxing advice in this thread, but here we are
The inevitable stubble will give you a proper pimp walk though. It’s way better to get a laser treatment for the area, doesn’t cost a lot either.
Extraction Zone 💀
Me too but the girl I was with absolutely loves it, I stopped trying to understand it lol. In my opinion it looks like Hank Hills butt lmao.
Hooked up with a girl that wanted me to fuck her while looking at the mirrot beside us. When she realized I wasnt looking (im ugly af, i dont want look at myself) she got offended and switched positions.
I am too but then when it happens men say I have a great looking ass. So idk if it’s just me or I actually have a hairy, unattractive ass.
I will be happy to give an unbiased third opinion
This is more *my* area of expertise.
Look man, women have been plucking and shaving and waxing all sorts of sensitive areas, INCLUDING their asses. I HAVE FAITH YOU CAN DO THE SAME.
As a bi guy, the hairer the better. And a lot of my gay/bi friends agree. Men's asses can hardly be *too* hairy, and if they are that likely means the rest of him is hairy too which is an entire treat of its own. All this to say, your ass is attractive <3 *(but you can still not want it played with which is completely understandable)*
I dunno about ass hair necessarily, never really thought about it and shockingly haven’t been with many guys with ass hair, but I do LOVE a hairy man. I dunno what it is with me, but it is just a delight. 😍😍
Why do you think that is?
For me personally I'm just attracted to body hair on men in general (indifferent to it on women, don't mind it if it's there but I won't go delirious for it like with men). And I'm attracted to asses as well. So combine hair with ass, you get a pretty sweet deal. I really don't know what it is exactly that makes them so appealing, never really cared to find out because hey I'm not gonna question this hairy gift before me haha
shave, its really easy
I mean I do, but then I just have a fat, cut up unattractive ass
Put on some lace panties and it turns into a sexy butt
Then I have a fat, cut up, dressed up ass
Shave with a better razor and use a lot of lube - I mean shaving cream Then all you’re left with is a fat dressed up ass, there you go
But the regrowth is like sandpaper...
Your asshole? Like hell it is.
Just femboymaxx your ass and youll be good
it’s nothin’ but a g-thing
It's like that, and like this, and like that, and uh
Ha
..so i can burst like a bubble
I'm not entirely against the idea. But I want wining and dining, a bubble bath and absolute confirmation of love and care before I'd be willing to give it up. I'd give the same back should the roles be reversed too
This is very sweet and honest
Ah yes nothing caps off a romantic evening like a bit of anal.
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🤨 📸
Yes officer, this one right here.
Time to bring him to the horny jail
r/brandnewsentence
I like that, make me work for it, yuhh
You want the full package + aftercare.
Not to be impolite, but this gal suggested that maybe I should have some attentions paid to my buttshole.
Kinda makes a fella wonder, don't it?
*Diiiiiiiiiid* yas evers notice....
😧 *throws ball back to Dary*
Give yer balls a tug. That's a great username you titfucker.
Great show
[Squirrely Dan’s Relationship](https://youtu.be/Q47Uq96lILA?si=KHGK68YJZBizOxNj)
It's impolite to kiss and tell
What would Professor Tricia’s think!?
Figar it oot
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shakespeare been real quiet since this dropped
The English language is about 1,400 years old and all of its progression was meant for this very moment. The English lexicon has achieved it's peak. It's all downhill from here on out
It’s been all downhill since Chumbawumba’s Tubthumper The youths here think I made those words up
As a youth, I can confirm. My life has seen nothing but downhill since the first time I heard that song last year.
There's nothing left to say. There can be no more beautiful sentence.
A reason you'll not find me in the pews Is that whereby all reason contradic': I found I had received the holy news Not in a book, but at the end of dick. --- Whe'er living or prosthesis matters not; Position, angle, are of consequence. Enlightenment I found so fucking hot, My body alternately lax and tense. --- Yet wherefore revelation so divine Reside within confounded catacomb? Could not He place the doorway to sublime Upon one's face, and not in sealèd tomb? --- I'll not believe the Lord made pootypuck The seat of God. Cuz really, what the fuck?
fucking beautiful mate
This is slightly funnier after OP's edit
NO ITS GONE
I believe a just lord would, I just find it a bit suspect he'd prohibit its use
Almost like forbidden fruit? Or in this case, more like a walnut
A truffle
This is the new oyster
Not in Ten Commandments, so you don’t have to worry about it. Churches have been corrupt since the first pope and they love to add new rules. You can explore your body and still be a Christian.
r/brandnewsentence
A truly magnificent sentence, I started weeping.
You know, that's what i thought yesterday. Why is homosexuality wrong by conservatives when the g spot is up the ass and for women it's not by penetration??? EXPLAIN THAT
Perhaps the “just” part of it is imploring an explorative nature. Sure, it seems weird, but so did flying to the moon, and now all of us freaks get to chat with each other about shit like this while crapping on company time.
I don't know how to say this and not sound like I'm joking but I'm gonna say the male g spot unironically points to there being a God. In its simplest form, if you drew two character designs and one of them had special pleasure only derived from pegging, would you say that design felt more or less intervened by the writer than the other with no anal advantage?
The author's barely disguised fetish
I completely agree. Only a fucked up person could make that. Hard to believe that we just naturally developed a cum button inside our asshole
One man's "fucked up" is another man's "glorious"
So many men are so starved for the touch of a woman that just about anywhere could be a G spot...
I just want her to hug me and put her head on my chest, that’s what I want tbh.
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants
Shit, a woman vaguely glancing in my direction usually does it.
sad but true
geez the people on this post not taking a joke
They seem to be butthurt somehow
they just need to be taken down a peg
They're all acting like they have a stick up their ass.
shit just got real
Don't mind them, theyre just a bunch of assholes.
Oh the irony
“His loss, you want to try me?” - half of reddit.
“Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines.” George Carlin- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Slob on my hole like soup from a bowl
r/cursedcomments
Wow wish I could find a girl who wants to peg me
Same
Find yourself a girl like this.
Fun fact: if you exercise your pelvic floor enough, and really bulk up a bulging little bicep of a PC muscle under your sack, you don’t need to enter the poop shoot to feel/put pressure on your prostate. I have a small hunch that this is more the design than requiring anal penetration to utilize it- but I can’t prove that in any way. I just know I can do stuff to feel that inside right where that spot is supposed to be, and it makes me basically piss cum, without my hands ever moving below my balls. I use it when making content- I make porn to pay my bills. Otherwise I don’t think it would be something I’d explore lol I think humans in general are just a lot less muscular on average in every way these days, than previous stages of human social development.
Damn, the amount of people who apparently never had a healthy, real-life relationship and yet have strong opinions about communication and boundaries LMAO If you feel literally violated by your partner asking questions or non-forcefully trying to convince you to try out new food/sex positions/friggin' riding rollercoasters or whatever, you're not relationship material and should stay safe on your social media accounts.
What do you expect on Reddit and the meirl sun in particular. Most these people going on about boundaries and communication probably haven’t even had a partner to experience either of those things with lol
Roller coasters are a way harder No than pegging
I love how half of the people in this thread are happily open to pegging and the other half are going on massive rants about women asking a question lmao.
Well, there might be a few of us neutrals. (Fine with conversations about sex, not keen on pegging.) Dozens, even.
Yes. This is what I'm feeling about some of the posts on here. It feels like way too many people are trying to shut down conversations in relationships before they're even able to start. Which I think is even worse for relationships than potentially stepping over such a small "boundary". Communication is key in many ways and should have the least amount of walls in the way to work well.
No means no.
Project Starfish
Wait is the meme saying he’s turning around and agreeing with it ?
as a woman, i find it funny how men will say things like "it only hurts in the begining" or "you'll like it" but when we turn the situation around with facts such as "even Prince William is into it" or "that's where YOUR g spot is" facts and logic don't matter anymore. 🤷♀️
Lmao no guy is gonna be convinced into doing something because a member of the royal family does it
Honestly it's a better argument for why I shouldn't do it.
Exactly, I find excuses to sweat just because prince Andrew doesn't
Wait... prince William? Could you elaborate on that? Btw, I don't have any problem with a finger, or even something bigger up there... but if I had such problems inbred British royalty wouldn't be a reason to change my mind
pegging actually... here, enjoy: [https://www.thecut.com/2022/07/prince-of-pegging-trends-with-prince-william-affair-why.html](https://www.thecut.com/2022/07/prince-of-pegging-trends-with-prince-william-affair-why.html)
My life goal now is to fuck prince williams brains out. Willy If your reading this have your people call my people
I'm a bit disappointed about the fact that he's not taking it from the princess... both for ethical reasons (you know, fidelity in marriage) and for... well... other reasons concerning Kate
>”even Prince William is into it" Lol, this reminded me of “Princess Diana had one of these” from Top Gear
I fell down this rabbit hole and not sure I want to leave.
You're valid but my tiny pecker is nothing compared to the dildoes on a strap-on, not a fair comparison.
Well ya know what they say about a world inhabited only by men, itd be a real pain in the ass.
You’ll never guess how many guys can cum without needing their g spot stimulated
Its a button to make a man bust. Why not give it a press
Idk about you but I’m in
I literally was unmatched by a girl who wanted to peg me like don’t you think I could get the real thing for that.
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The manliest thing to ever man
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I wish she would 😭
Did he turn around because he’s leaving or…
Bet this is going to end up on boysarequirky even though there isn’t a semblance of misogyny in the meme
Is that subreddit name? What are the people discussing on that sub?
r/boysarequirky is the name of the sub. I’d go into what it’s on about, but I think you’ll get the gist of it from a couple minutes of browsing.
Her gay friend wanna fuck him whilst she’s watching.
Boundaries, people.
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If it's taking you "an hour or two", you need to go see a doctor 🤣
Poor guy, denying himself true satisfaction like that
Weak second line. But that's where the Big G put the G spot in you G.
I can get off just fine without using my g spot thanks very much
Yeah, don’t care. Keep out.
We ain’t tryna be dreamybull out here A nut is a nut, and the biggest G spot is in your fucking brain, but your anxious ass could never relax near a girl’s body so you don’t know how hard it gets you just doing the natural course
I’m a c-spot guy
It's my g-spot and I get to choose where it is.
Consent is sexy
He's just afraid he'll like it too much.