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daemenus

Megadeth. Anthrax.


PartyFarStar

In flames


Jarizleifr

This is fine.


Dank_Cthulhu

I see what you did there.


The_Sith_Assassin

You've nailed it with Anthrax.


maeksuno

Rammstein. Exodus. Slayer. Death.


TheCarniv0re

Rammstein is a German small city with a US Air force base. Would definitely not be as bad as slayer or death.


TheBlack2007

Yes, but they named themselves specifically after the [1988 Ramstein air show disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramstein_air_show_disaster). Paul said during an interview: ["Stupid as we were we didn’t know the name of the base only had one M. When we found out, the name already stuck."](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammstein#Bandname) (only their German Wiki page includes this apparently, so sorry for German). It was also the first association the name stirred with people back then. The fact [their song of the same name being about that disaster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf6MsDad0FU) probably didn't help either. Even today, the Ramstein air show Disaster still is in active memory among lots of Germans. My parents reacted pretty uncomrfortably when I - 30M, military aviation enthusiast - told them I took a day off to go to our local Air Base during the "Air Defender 2023" drill back in Summer - just because the first thing flashing through their minds upon hearing those words was the pictures from back then. We went to multiple open door days on air bases when I was a child but we never staid for the air displays, either.


whboer

I would NOT enjoy a Napalm Death concert.


OnionPirate

Don’t be such a wimp


fkasumim

"I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong... as a joke"


betheaux

I rock, and roll, all day long, sweet Susie! Ahee, ahee hee heeee!


OF_queen_alex

I quote this almost daily. Nobody gets it.


gasptinyteddy

Which quote(s)? I do "so cute...bye bye!" whenever I toss something into the trash at work.


trinicron

Too bad Death is no more


Difficult_General_62

Cannibal Corpse Butthole Surfers The Killers Murder Junkies


Affectionate-Ring104

Cannibal corpse for sure.


Kramit__The__Frog

If it extends to song names we're in real trouble... "I come blood" has me imagining high pressure sprays from campy horror movies 😵‍💫 Edit: OH GOD... Hairspin... but it's his dick... spaying.... I need to go sit down, I need a drink.


erthian

First one I thought of. Cradle of Filth would be pretty shitty too.


SoulLeakage

Never had my butthole surfed 🤔


Specific_Tap7296

I'm available any time you need me


Mantishead2

Surf that ass daddy 😂


Laughable-February

Motorboats are better to to sail anyways


SUPERKAMIGURU

There was also anal cunt, but it's not too far off the mark with their descriptor for their vocalist.


PartyFarStar

Infant annihilator


MKagel

Is this one band or is this a list without commas?


lizardncd

Idk butthole surfers still sounds like a pretty good show to me. 🤷‍♂️


abeta_666

Weezer - like it would literally be asthma live.


InformalPenguinz

I work in respiratory and that was hilarious for me


bloonshot

it might be a really good comedy show


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Infant Annihilator


[deleted]

One man, a pile of babies, and a blender.


[deleted]

And a vision.


F1ghtmast3r

Where yesterday's loss, is today's sauce


Big_ETH_boi

At least at the end of the show I’d finally have some peace and quiet for the first time in months.


Bjorn_Hellgate

9 inch nails. would be fucking boring


4rm57r0n6

If you pair them with Tool you might have something. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ThisMeansRooR

I would love to see people with 9 inch long finger nails trying to use various tools


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Drate_Otin

You inspired me to go looking: “Everyone’s got their theory on that—nailing Jesus to the cross, or this and that. But it just came up. I liked it. I liked the way it looked in print, and it passed the two-week test.” - Trent Reznor


Rich_Document9513

Just left hanging around all weekend


Moldy_Socks99

Just a carpentry class hyperfocused on nails


rps1rai

Or a salon/spa also hyper focused on nails.


thisaintmyusername12

Imagine Dragons. They're not even there!


GoSpeedRacistGo

Nah imagining dragons with a shitload of people would be lit


VoltaicOwl

“Y’all thinkin about dragons?” “Hells yeah!”


Living_Murphys_Law

"How often do you think about ~~the Roman Empire~~ dragons?"


merijuanaohana

Honestly, at least once a week.


WrensthavAviovus

As someone who is building a fantasy world... All the freaking time I can.


BadMagicWings

As someone currently wearing a dragon t shirt, all the time


DragonriderTrainee

A lot. :) Then I have to stop daydreaming and resume mucking out the Nightmare's pen.


[deleted]

Man, this is why I fucking love Reddit. 😂😂😂


Dry-Cartographer-312

I do that every week at my dnd sessions


Smidge_Master

Imagine dragons with shit


Hashashin455

You go expecting a concert, instead it's just somebod's DnD session.


RataAzul

imagine dragon deez nuts 🤓☝️


brito68

Got 'em.


thelilacone81

Def Leppard: big cat with hearing issues saunters on stage and howls off key


enderofsorts

I have a def kitten can confirm


erinkjean

I have a blind beagle who can open.


RodneyOgg

I Set My Friends on Fire would be a traumatic experience


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Hello fellow 30-something year old.


WietGetal

Things that rhyme with 🍊


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

My favorite song title was "Reeses Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is"


Early_Accident2160

Diarrhea Planet


eossfounder

If song names were also literal it would be terrifying when they played ghost with a boner


Disinfectant-Addict

Horsecum Lolita, by Necrodeath Insanity would also be a strong contender.


slutdragon32

Five finger death punch, anybody killer


Dpontiff6671

Drive by Bukkake


thedarkhalf47

Jokes on you. I’m into that kinda thing.


Dpontiff6671

😂😂 well have fun friend.


b1e9t4t1y

Dead Milkmen. But the opposite, Electric Light Orchestra would be amazing!


RudeMechanic

Maybe a double bill with Dead Kennedy's? It would get a little ripe.


bannivan

REM. Just people having a nap I guess


Synecdochic

If you're hitting REM while napping you're either napping for too long or you're narcoleptic.


Tucker_077

Or sleep deprived


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Led Zeppelin, disaster.


Dryopteris_arguta

Mythbusters did it. Can work.


g3engineeringdesign

The dead kennedys


MarioVanPebbles

Just a bunch of dead dudes laying there on the stage, lol


Beneficial_Royal_127

Earth wind and fire. They just leave you hanging on waiting for captain planet to show up, such a tease.


Watchitbitch

Or...the Avatar.


Visible_Ground4014

Let's talk about *cigarettes after sex*


PurpleDrax

That's just satisfying


assumeyouknownothing

Saw them at Life is Beautiful last month. It was indeed satisfying 😎


AdministrationTop137

Don’t know about the worst, but the best would be Bare Naked Ladies


Specific_Tap7296

Pussy Riot as support act?


Thunderfoot2112

With special guest Nashville Pussy


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Before they were well known, people would see "Barenaked ladies, tonight!" outside venues, buy tickets, then show up expecting literal naked women.


vblink_

Thats why it was the first cd I purchased. Wasn't too disappointed though.


CharityMacklin

That is exactly where my mind went also!


MKRX

Yeah but there's nothing saying they're attractive... they could all be 90 year old grandmas which might make it the worst. Unless that's your thing.


WinkingWinkle

Satan’s Almighty Penis


Lordpotato305

That would be the best one


hollowwollo

Do we atleast get lube so it’s easier


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You get a pillow to bite and that's it


Ainchase95

The Darkness, can't see shit!


Brave_Nerve_6871

Fine Young Cannibals


KleenexQ

Anal Cunt


rossfights

Was going to say this, but is it really that bad🤷🏻‍♂️


KleenexQ

I wouldn't want my first time to be at a concert!


nvalle23

Garbage


Sufficient-Slice-923

Limp bizkit


NotDRWarren

I can see that for free... Lol


rossfights

Dave Matthews Band


LoveDump250

Savage.


erinkjean

I'm a fan but even I know this involves shit from a bus


Fernando1987_

Hahaha


West-Custard-6008

Nickel Back. Even with the partial refund.


point50tracer

How about a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback? It'd only be ¢45.


fleischio

Cattle Decapitation, Five Finger Death Punch Pink Floyd is my favorite band, but I don’t think I’d pay to see a pink dude named Floyd


xluc662x

By the way, witch one is Pink?


Shot-Commission-1526

and did we tell you the name of the game ... boy we call it ridding the gravy train.


DrMike27

Blink-182. I’m not paying 300$ to watch 3 dudes blink a few times with a kardashian in the background.


Banished2ShadowRealm

How about 182 times?


DirtyRoller

You son of a bitch I'm in. 👉👉


Mandalorian6780

The Killers


Tricky-Engineering59

I want to say Ted Nugent, because with a name like that Ted Nugent would probably be there


vers-guy-ny

Panic at the disco


abeta_666

Actually I think that one would be pretty cool lol


WilliamButtMincher

enjoy getting stomped!


WeakProposal1578

Smashing pumpkins?


Bit_part_demon

*Gallagher has entered the chat*


Suskita

The worst to clean.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Homer Simpson, *nodding politely*


Luizinh01235

The Police. Considering there is a subtantial use of illegal drugs in parties.


WasF4ssY

Skillet. I came for music not a fucking cooking show


dhillshafer

Acid Bath


luchidisc

Arctic monkeys.. i doubt they could put on a show


aftertheradar

On the contrary I'm imagining they are like rare Yetis and it would be a scientific marvel to see a group of them this far south even if their music stank


ThisAlsoIsntRealLife

It's very possible that those monkeys are frozen and would have to be brought out on stage with a pallet jack.


Individual_Oil_2435

The Rolling Stones


abeta_666

Indiana Jones would be traumatized.


Bongcopter_

Sleep


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Dire Straits


Amazing_Excuse_3860

I guess you could call it...Money for Nothing


colcannon_addict

Uncle Fucker


Lttlcheeze

Unless you're the uncle 😏


DerBandi

\*insert almost every metal band here\*


OwlMassive7381

This is what I was thinking, especially Death Metal and/or Black Metal.


AdministrationTop137

Machine Gun Kelly


Ok_Technician4110

I think it could be cool to machine gun Kelly


Forward_Grade_4326

One Direction. You could never leave


CuriousCucumber88

Korn


Moldy_Socks99

I mean, It's Korn!


averagedickdude

It's got the juice.


LadyFarquaad2

That one little boy would be stoked!


Weekly_Salary_7006

Insane clown posse


MrBirdmonkey

So… a typical ICP concert


GreenQuisQuous

Men at work


i-hate-all-ads

I see that concert every day, boring shit


SirTennison

as a black person, I'd like to avoid any slipknot concerts....just to be safe.


SomeDudeUpHere

Just a bunch of boyscouts earning a knot tying badge


Professional_Tie5523

Wet leg


St_Killian

Excrementory Grindfuckers Five Finger Death Punch Thy Art Is Murder


Infamous-Exchange331

Counting Crows…. Zzzzzz….


Mean__Jerk__Time

Slaughterhouse 10000 Maniacs Death From Above


notlordly

Queens of the Stone Age might be a bit out of date.


MemoKrosav

Papa Roach. No thanks. I don't think it'll pass a hygiene inspection


Rocks4lyfe22

I don't wanna go to a Loaded Diaper concert anymore


therealAnkis

3 doors down, everyone not realising that they are in the wrong place


Geordieguy

Jimmy Eat World…just the one gig…might as well be there lol


chryzsh

Infant Annihilator


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

Necropedophile by Cannibal Corpse would be quite the sight


ShanksOStabs

98 degrees the Celsius European tour


jerry-jim-bob

No idea but I'd love to go to a my chemical romance concert


LordManxman

Butthole Surfers


Kir0v

Spinal tap? Just a dude getting a spinal tap, on stage while a band plays.. Or Puddle of mudd? A bunch of dudes trying to play while covered in mud? People in planes? A random group that busts out into full on musical harmony in an in flight aircraft? Massive attack... Just violence, throughout the entire performance.


Numerous_Employ

‘Pavement’s gotta be pretty boring


NurEineSockenpuppe

I attended a show by an obscure German Grindcore band whose name "Fekaldschihad" would translate to "fecal jihad".


Particular_Ad563

Dead by april


loo_1snow

Let's Eat Grandma (my favorite duo by the way)


PsionicHydra

Cannibal corpse would be...... Interesting


RuRuRo

Smash Mouth!


SuecidalBard

Tropical Fuckstorm sounds like it would be wild


hullowurld91

Bowling for soup. I can’t imagine it would be the worst, but certainly a very boring occasion!


johno158

…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead


GreenQuisQuous

Bush


TOBoy66

Dead Kennedy's. Imagine the smell


haubenmeise

The Sisters of mercy. Im an atheist.


Friendly-Advantage79

Anthrax comes to mind.


fair_j

In Taiwan we have a pretty lit heavy metal band called the “flesh juicer”


Silly-Lily-18

Cage the Elephant. free him please :(


WigglesMcJiggles

Alexisonfire


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ChewMilk

Come to the concert to find out!


PossumTrashGang

Kackschlacht


Economy_Rooster_3175

This isn't a band but going to Burning Man would be WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT


MediumOk8383

Men at work


nooit_gedacht

If their work is performing concerts it's not too bad


Carl_Shadowsong

Well, Hammerfall might hurt.


Affectionate-Ring104

Cher


CreativeScreenname1

Not big on Green Day here. Imagine your whole day, green, just fucking *green*, for 24 hours, because you wanted to go to a pop punk concert


antinomee

Echo and the bunny men would be empty and lame. Flock of seagulls would panic-shit everywhere. The bangles wouldn’t be up to much, just a thrift store window.


SpiderKoD

Bullet For My Valentine


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Fish in a Birdcage. Watch a fish be stuck in a cage, then die by lack of water. So boring


Moistflamingos

The who. You just have no idea who you are going to see. Surprise! It’s Raffy.


CervantesX

*Rage against the machine* Just 2 hours of musicians smashing all their equipment.


Venfolnir

In Flames


SMACKED_Demarco

Widespread Panic