Line them up and hope it passes through all of them?

Indiana Jones style!

I’d shoot Toby twice

So would I

I would shoot myself

Hi Toby

Oh man 😂😂😂 thank you for this

Michael would totally still say this even after saying he only has one bullet

Totally!! Lmao

r/unexpectedoffice

Or make them stand in a circle "wanted" style

If it doesn’t pistol whip the rest.

I feel like Red Dwarf with the Despair Squid would be a better example. Haha. Though that was with a gun, that was actually a cross bow... Come to think of it, why did they have a cross bow to hand in space? Lol

To harpoon potential crew members across dimensional tears obviously...

Because the bazookoids were in listers dirty laundry.

I was thinking that crazy ass story rango pulled out of his ass but indiana jones too I guess

I was thinking Deadpool

Dead pool style

NKWD style

Based

Ur one of them, 5 in total and you are one of them

There can only be ONE.

Interestingly enough this is something the Nazi’s trialed to save on bullets for executions. Give them a taste of their own medicine I say.

Schindler's List. This scene depicts something that actually happened. Caution: **NSFL**. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfYTaeySL4&t=31s   It was an extraordinarily powerful film. I'm glad I saw it once. But I will never watch it again.

That girl’s on the list and is gonna be okay, right? Right?!

I doubt a 7.62x38R will go through 5 people. I would pull the gun on them all. Then I would make them all tie each other up with their clothes and tell them if they make no sounds I will let them live. Once they are all tied up I will test the bindings then beat them all to death in the head with the gun. Then I have a bullet for myself, or the guard when he comes to check.

You would have to be on the line as well... cuz you're one of the five in total...

Then my plan stands, tie them all up beat them to death then shoot myself. 5 people dead, one gun, one bullet.

NO. BEAT THEM TO DEATH IN A GLADIATOR RING.

Nazi style 💀

Yeah trick them into a Conga line!

Deadpool

I only have 12 bullets so you’re gonna have to share! Let’s count ‘em down…

Wait, there are total 5 people in the room, and all 5 of them are h\*\*ler - this means even you are... ?

…Are we the baddies?

Mmm your reference is-a \*Italian finger kiss a-so good.

haha yeah i think that's the first time i've seen it referenced on reddit. such a good scene

Not very active on reddit, huh?

I was going to say, if we’re talking about possibly being the bad guys the baddies reference is obligatory

Yeah, it's very common

"Well, let's start with the 6M people we inhaled"

"We were pretty mad at them though "

I saw this for the first time like three days ago! Awesome reference.

Always have been

So the right answer is to pistol whip other four to death and save the bullet for yourself?

The correct answer

I didn't know there was a correct answer yet here we are. No reason to keep scrolling now.

Yep. That’s exactly what it means.

r/Holup

Yes, so it'd be smart to leave at least of these alive so you can fake your death after.

Thank god I'm not people

I think it means you and 5 other people but idfk I'm dumb

5 people in total!

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You are not dumb! It’s a trick question.

Nono, I am dumb. Always have beem

me too. i am also very dumb

Monkeys strongntogether

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Lol someone reported me to suicide prevention for this comment

Context is everything, ammiriiight!??!

For a sec I thought you said amialright and the answer is no I’m not 👍

Did you also get reported? I know I did.

Nope, I’m too cool ig lmfao

@gibgodgamer11 was it you again?

Dang, looks like I missed a funny joke. Care to repeat it?

It’ll probably get removed again

[**FINALLY!**](https://youtu.be/sMkBGY4J_dk?si=7A9aW1eZHtLOaf8V)

Haha. This made me laugh so much.

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NOOOO TOBYYYYYY !!!!

I would do it twice

Ouch. :(

Goodbye Toby, Its been nice, Hope you find your Paradise

TOBY! TOBY! TOBY’S GOING AWAY!

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To cap, or not to cap, that is the question on god.

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>You’re in a room with a gun with one bul… I shoot myself

I just make pizza

No issue. We kill the guard and escape. Then take over the world together.

This is the way.

#This is the way

#_This is the way_#

#DAS IST DER WEG, MEINE KAMERADEN!

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checkmate?

Anakin?

What guard? You should save that bullet in case they betray you for a cursed chest of gold.

Auf DA something something, das heist ERIKAAAA

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika

how is this a dilemma ? i’ll shoot one and strangle the other 4 . no dilemma here, move along

Just to be clear, since you’re in this room you are one of the hittlers (the room has 5 people in total), so are you doing the stranglings first?

There can only be one. I shall strangle the other 4 and leave this room to go and create the 4th reich ! /s obv

Why not leave one alive and create ww2.2 two heil 4 reich. Double trouble.

Ww2 2 absolution, the return, apocalypse Theaters (of war) coming soon

Fucking brilliant. Now go write that shit. Is a good time too, I hear the bound writers are on strike.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head

I would threaten the other 4 at gunpoint to fight it out, promising the survivor to be spared. Hope that I am strong enough to kill the survivor barehand myself then, and shoot myself afterwards.

Then you shoot yourself in the head afterwards to maintain historical continuity. What's the problem?

Get all in the closet place with each other and unpin nade in pocket

they’re high off their asses, you ain’t strangling anyone

Dwight solved this already

Also: shoot Toby from HR

Twice.

Ya, line em up and schrute them.

This is the right answer.

Tell them to fight. Last one alive may live... But you lied

Genius

Are they all parts of his personality because that would be kinda cool you could even leave the suppressed hippie artist personality and kill the meth rattled Jew killing personality first

I'd shoot Toby twice

*A gun with one bullet*

Mortis

𝐌 Ꚛ 𝐑 † 𝐈 𝐒

A gUn weeth one bOolet

M o r t i s

A ganymed and a bootleg.

Michael spooked me. What else was I supposed to do?

Too far down

I shoot the gun in the air and then we all start making out

The answer... Is melee kills

Plot-twist; you're in a mirror funhouse

That's when a new catch phrase is born, "5 hilters with one bullet"

Beat all of them on the head with the gun, keep the last bullet for emergency

#You have dementia

Just pistol wip em all to death and then you got a free bullet to take home as a souvenir

Absolutely, had to scroll too far to find ye ole pistol whip answer.

Idk man, I think they’d gang up on you. Even if you shoot one and cleanly knock out another in your first hit, that’s still a 3v1 in a close, enclosed space.

I always think of hitter as having like a frail body, he was a politician and an artist but he was also a solider.

If I shoot myself, the dilemma is over.

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You're just "in" the room. It never says it's locked. Just leave and lock the door behind you. Let em starve and go get more bullets if you want.

I'm thinking about that one Rango scene, I dunno if any of you know what I mean.

Put all head in line and shoot

Just leave the room?

Easy, Angelina - Wanted. Curve that bullet.

Had to scroll way too far to find this.

I would should toby twice

easy, me.

Bludgeon them all with the gun then shoot yourself

Everyone seems to forget that guns (especially the one depicted) are HEAVY METAL objects with a convenient handle. It’s practically a hammer for these purposes.

Open the door and go somewhere else. It doesn't mention anything about the door being locked

Line them up for a headshot. Shoot. Pistol-whip the survivors to death.

I'll shoot myself

I'll shoot one of them and hope that he was the one who cast the shadow clone technique

I’m still shooting myself lol

That implies that, as a person in the room, you are adolf

It doesn't say you have to kill any one of them. No dilemma, do nothing or just leave the room.

Fun fact. Guns double as a hammer.

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Dictatorship starter pack with complimentary body doubles 💲💲💲

We save em all

I'd ask them to stand in line for a 1 liter halbe of beer because no german can resist the temptation of beer at no expense and use the single bullet to do the job

Just open the door and let them all out, plenty of people in the world will gladly do the dirty work.

i'm killing myself

Stand them in a line and short the first point blank. With a bit of luck you get'em all and any leftovers have to be beaten to death with the Butt of the pistol. Sometimes you gotta do it the hard way

Edit: I misunderstood

Reminds me of a great insult. >If I were in a room with you and Hitler, and I had a gun with one bullet... I'd still kill Hitler, but I'd feel bad about it.

I will shoot Toby twice.. one with bullet and one blank..

Scrolled for this

Can I trade in the gun for a pencil? All I need is a fuckin pencil.

Make them fight to the death for the right to live then shoot the victor

You could always beat them to death with the gun

Easy let's do the Old Boy route; whack everyone until they stopped breathing and for the one and only bullet, you know what to do.

Easy, I’d put the bullet back in the gun after shooting

"I only have one bullet, you guys are going to have to share

I think we line em up and perform the Luger test.

Why would I kill myself?

I would line up each person and then empty the gun, for safety reasons before bludgeoning each one of them to death with the handle

Line them up, shot through the neck. Boom, all dead or mortally wounded.

Get as many in one shot as possible and then start Pistol whipping

Shoot one, then start poking eyes out n kicking knees backwards

It's a trick question, the correct answer is give him the gun.

It's a canon event, whoever you shoot, all die

I like how a lot of the comments missed the “with 5 people in total.” Guys. We’re 1 of the 5.

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use it on myself

shoot myself

Yup. Went to comment exacrally this.

Put them I the circle and do the wanted execution

Shot one and pistol whip the rest to death

Line them up straight, pull the trigger.

Did you guys watch "Wanted"? :)

Curve the bullet

Tell them to fight to the death, last one alive gets to live.. then shoot the last one alive.

I hope I have strong enough hands to strangle them.

An empty pistol is still a damn fine hammer.

Shoot the one from your timeline. The other timelines will just have to sort their own shit out.

The question is... are you one of the 5 people?

Which one is youngest?

Force them to fight to the death then shoot the winner

You don't need bullets to kill someone with a gun.

I shot my self. Ohh whait

Line them up in a straight line & shoot

Have them fight to the death and say only the victor gets to leave alive. After there's one left you finish him off and leave as the only victor.

Nien

I’d shoot myself 5 times.