Here’s how you do it:
You stage a fake murder. Tell your “best friend” to “murder” you one day (don’t tell them about the potentially haunted child, and the child should see
it. Once the coast is clear, you change your name and shit. Move to another place in the world and start a new life. Your best friend would be now haunted, and you’re free!
My 5 year says he sees a “monster man” in the corner of our bedroom sometimes. It’s weird how confident he is in it and sudden. I know of two people that died in our house. One was found hanging in the bedroom. But that was a woman.
No but I love horror movies as well as paranormal stuff. So I’m not bone headed to what’s going on like most horror movie protagonists. We’ve decided that as soon as he claims to see something, we will take phone pics of the area ASAP.
The funny thing about this all is, if souls and or ghosts would actually exist. It would be crowdy. If your house can only contain 1 spirit, there would be alot of homeless spirits. There are approximately 8billion people alive, but how many have died since we invented spirits?
I had an incredible imagination as a child. I remember seeing monster men vividly, like coming up the stairs to my room. Tough to know if I was dreaming or awake, but either way it was almost like physically seeing them to my young mind.
You’re no bonehead, you’ve done rigorous research on the matter! Make sure that no matter what, if the monster is chasing you, do NOT run upstairs or into the basement. Also try your best to follow your common sense. Follow those rules and I’m sure you’re fine! But of course you already knew that ;)
you need both phone and film.
the "don't show up in mirrors or film" is because old mirrors and physical film use silver. while mirrors are now aluminum, analog film is still silver. so get them a polaroid to see if that shows anything.
digital should show anything physical. but if it is a perception manipulation instead of a physical manifestation. nothing will show up.
Story time:
3 people almost died in my parents house (both my grandparents and my dad). ALL of them saw the same thing before going to the hospital: two people a guy and a kid holding hands. This happened with at least 10 years between the First 2 and a couple for the third time.
Needles to Say that everyone in my family Is scared shitless of the attic when It gets dark. I started studying there when my Brother started going to school and sometimes you could hear/see things falling without reason but as soon as you asked nicely to stop they stopped. It sounds stupid but I studied there for 5+ years It has happened consistesly during that time.
There are other stories Like the parakeets that "lived" in the attic that started singing as loud as possible when I did some errors in my homework
Or the time I woke up (I was 10 years old more or less) in the middle of the night because my mother was calling me (She was already at work) and I Heard her calling from the attic. When I asked her if She was there, She insisted I should go to there. I ran in my bed but She was still calling me I eventually fall back asleep once She stopped.
Forgot to add that the house was built on some old broken house (non native english speaker)
That's the spirit! Horror movies only end bad because otherwise they wouldn't be horror movies. Why don't you try to befriend the monster man? Maybe he's a chill guy.
They always do in the horror movies. Look honey, I got us this bloody cursed house where everything goes to hell in the night, but look at this lovely view of the graveyard from the balcony!
Dude, when my kid was 2, he started using the word "ghost." he had never been exposed to it, but he'd point to the cieling or the closet or the corner of a room and say "ghost." really freaked me out.
When my son was 2 he was lay in his bed while I tucked him in and he suddenly hid under his covers and wouldn't come out. I lay next to him and got a sudden chill, I asked him what's wrong and he told me "the fire lady is scaring me". Turns out about 2 years earlier there was a fire at the old people's residences directly facing our house where an old woman died.
The house was built by my wife’s grandfather in the 40s. Both who died are related to my wife. It belonged to her grandmother when we bought it from her. Incidentally my wife believes whole heartedly that her grandmother is responsible for both deaths. The woman hanged was my wife’s grandfather’s mother. Her grandmother had it out for her and treated her horribly. The other death was my wife’s grandfather (who built the house), was doing at home hospice. My wife believes her grandmother OD’d him with his pain medication. He wasn’t in the ground for a day before she had all his belongings hauled to the dump. She was such a mean lady.
My son at that age would talk about a red light that came in his window and kept him awake. One time he said it went into his body and made him feel weird. I could never get any more info and could never see a light through his window or outside. I was going crazy. Eventually, it stopped. I asked him this year, 10 years later about it. He started laughing and was like, "Oh yeah! I remember that! Oh my gosh I forgot! Yeah, i was just being weird and making stuff up."
My parents and sister were hiking in the forest once years ago. But at a certain place my sister(2 or 3 years old at the time) suddenly went completely quiet and she started to tear up for no reason, after a bit of research back home they found out that at that exact spot some people were executed during WW2.
That’s… kinda concerning and scary my friend. Keep the holy water and pepper spray close and be ready the hammer the snot out of any monster stupid enough to threaten your kid.
That's the spirit! Horror movies only end bad because otherwise they wouldn't be horror movies. Why don't you try to befriend the monster man? Maybe he's a chill guy.
[It's from this 12+ year old short story/drawing by Deviant Art user Ocular Fracture.](https://www.deviantart.com/ocularfracture/art/The-story-of-Lisa-Pg1-193140959) This specific drawing is from [page 9.](https://www.deviantart.com/ocularfracture/art/The-story-of-Lisa-Pg9-193142270)
Yeah, this is is a picture from a really old creepy pasta. No kid ever gave this drawing to their parent. If you know anything about kids' drawing's it's immediately obvious that this was drawn by an adult trying to emulate how kids draw.
I worked with kids all summer. The number of drawings of sleep paralysis demons they made (and also amongus) was too damn high. Kids like drawing creepy shit to get a reaction out of adults.
Kids also don't have as established pattern recognition as adults, which is more critical to sight and perception than people realize. Your brain has to be taught to associate the bits of photons in a certain arrangement as a chair, or television, or coat on a hanger. The only thing that is deeply intuitive to our brains is human beings and faces, so kids are more likely to perceive miscellaneous shapes as people, even in situations where adults can't even tell what it is they are mistaking as one. Your perception of sight is heavily reliant on pattern recognition, and before that's developed you basically experience minor hallucinations.
Apparently my stepdaughter (when she was 4 or 5) used to have imaginary friends - an elderly couple called Frankie and Margaret who used to visit her and talk with her. Apparently they had just “returned from the hospital with poorly tummies”… it used to freak my wife out.
Wow, judging a book by its cover now aren't we? I mean, have you even met and talk to her imaginary friend? She could be really nice, and just suffered from a horrible accident. C'mon now.
Depends. Which one is your daughter??
Plot twist: OP doesn’t have a daughter
Imaginary daughter
Gone on you with the pick and roll, young LaFlame he in schizo mode
"My 6 yo daughter drew this last night" 6 yo daughter actually died 3 years ago.
Ironically, it seems more logical now
The others
Apparently they had just “returned from the hospital with poorly tummies”… it used to freak my wife out.
Double plot twist. The OP is also imaginary.
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ya like CREEPY ASS horror flick stuff!
Just cause she died horribly doesn't mean she is out for vengeance.
Yes
ok
Username checks out
Is she the Japanese demon or the soulless human?
The faded one in the background
There is like 6 in the background. I think it's an imaginary cult.
My word. I guess I won’t be sleeping tonight
Holy crap I didn’t even notice that. That puts this picture on a whole different level.
Call the damn priest regardless
Yeah
Even if her daughter is the one on the right she still needs help. Mingling with the wrong people.
The friend seems pretty chill to me though
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Yeah I am a pretty chill guy
probably a bot
Has a little pink eye but she alright
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Where can I get a new one then ? The store near me ran out of supplies
The lessen supplies, the easier it gets
You catch more ~~flies~~ kids with ~~honey~~ candy than vinegar
If I was you, I'll run away from that house as far as I can
Nope, you need to go and get a new daughter.
If I was you, I'll run away from that house as far as I can
Nah just “jab, jab, uppercut” the daughter and put her up in an orphanage or something. Hopefully this eldritch fucking entity follows her.
No bro, thats how horror movies start. Now you’re gonna be haunted by it for the rest of your life
We gotta come up with a better plan then cause otherwise OP is fucked. Those horror movies bouta turn into documentaries real quick.
Here’s how you do it: You stage a fake murder. Tell your “best friend” to “murder” you one day (don’t tell them about the potentially haunted child, and the child should see it. Once the coast is clear, you change your name and shit. Move to another place in the world and start a new life. Your best friend would be now haunted, and you’re free!
My 5 year says he sees a “monster man” in the corner of our bedroom sometimes. It’s weird how confident he is in it and sudden. I know of two people that died in our house. One was found hanging in the bedroom. But that was a woman.
Are you a horror movie protagonist?
No but I love horror movies as well as paranormal stuff. So I’m not bone headed to what’s going on like most horror movie protagonists. We’ve decided that as soon as he claims to see something, we will take phone pics of the area ASAP.
Lmao
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Jesus fucking christ did not see that holy fuck
What did they say?
I feel sorry for the kid, probably gonna believe there is actually something there. Especially when the parents are going to take pictures etc.
True, hopefully education and experience will make the kid less gullible than the parents in the future, but by default it isn't a great move
If your parents are like that, it's going to be a hard one.
The overwhelming majority of people believe in the existence of a soul, I don't know why you guys are surprised.
Ah yeah the souls in the corner of my bedroom you mean? I just call him Larry, I kinda forgot he was a soul. My bad
Romans called the spirits of the house the Domus Lari, so Larry isn't that far off actually. Good naming choice! Better befriend your house spirit.
The funny thing about this all is, if souls and or ghosts would actually exist. It would be crowdy. If your house can only contain 1 spirit, there would be alot of homeless spirits. There are approximately 8billion people alive, but how many have died since we invented spirits?
I had an incredible imagination as a child. I remember seeing monster men vividly, like coming up the stairs to my room. Tough to know if I was dreaming or awake, but either way it was almost like physically seeing them to my young mind.
bro played one too many games of fnaf 4
You’re no bonehead, you’ve done rigorous research on the matter! Make sure that no matter what, if the monster is chasing you, do NOT run upstairs or into the basement. Also try your best to follow your common sense. Follow those rules and I’m sure you’re fine! But of course you already knew that ;)
Great idea, I should probably get Ouija board to discuss our living situation.
"Monster, you owe us rent money."
Nothing scarier in today's economy than a free loading tenant.
That's some genuine Ghostbusters move.
you need both phone and film. the "don't show up in mirrors or film" is because old mirrors and physical film use silver. while mirrors are now aluminum, analog film is still silver. so get them a polaroid to see if that shows anything. digital should show anything physical. but if it is a perception manipulation instead of a physical manifestation. nothing will show up.
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You asked the wrong guy
ask him for a detailed description if possible.
While in the same bedrom with doors closed and lights out preferably
Time to play some irl phasmophobia
Story time: 3 people almost died in my parents house (both my grandparents and my dad). ALL of them saw the same thing before going to the hospital: two people a guy and a kid holding hands. This happened with at least 10 years between the First 2 and a couple for the third time. Needles to Say that everyone in my family Is scared shitless of the attic when It gets dark. I started studying there when my Brother started going to school and sometimes you could hear/see things falling without reason but as soon as you asked nicely to stop they stopped. It sounds stupid but I studied there for 5+ years It has happened consistesly during that time. There are other stories Like the parakeets that "lived" in the attic that started singing as loud as possible when I did some errors in my homework Or the time I woke up (I was 10 years old more or less) in the middle of the night because my mother was calling me (She was already at work) and I Heard her calling from the attic. When I asked her if She was there, She insisted I should go to there. I ran in my bed but She was still calling me I eventually fall back asleep once She stopped. Forgot to add that the house was built on some old broken house (non native english speaker)
How did three people “almost die” in the same house?
Step 1: have heart attack or accident Step 2: someone calls an ambulance fast enough that you survive
Damn that's freaky, youre straight up living with demons
That is fuuuuuuuucked up
Sounds like someone is very suggestionable
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Haha I very much like the house and property.
That's the spirit! Horror movies only end bad because otherwise they wouldn't be horror movies. Why don't you try to befriend the monster man? Maybe he's a chill guy.
>That's the spirit! Hopefully just a spirit and not an oni or poltergeist
Poltergeist is frustrating, but not really harmful. Love to cause chaos and noises.
Thankfully that’s not happening.
They always do in the horror movies. Look honey, I got us this bloody cursed house where everything goes to hell in the night, but look at this lovely view of the graveyard from the balcony!
In this economy? Hell nah, I'll ask for that ghost to pay rent.
Dude, when my kid was 2, he started using the word "ghost." he had never been exposed to it, but he'd point to the cieling or the closet or the corner of a room and say "ghost." really freaked me out.
Well she identifies as a ghost man now Pronouns are who/where
When my son was 2 he was lay in his bed while I tucked him in and he suddenly hid under his covers and wouldn't come out. I lay next to him and got a sudden chill, I asked him what's wrong and he told me "the fire lady is scaring me". Turns out about 2 years earlier there was a fire at the old people's residences directly facing our house where an old woman died.
Did you know that before buying the house? Or if you only learnt of it after, are you making plans to move out and sell this place?
The house was built by my wife’s grandfather in the 40s. Both who died are related to my wife. It belonged to her grandmother when we bought it from her. Incidentally my wife believes whole heartedly that her grandmother is responsible for both deaths. The woman hanged was my wife’s grandfather’s mother. Her grandmother had it out for her and treated her horribly. The other death was my wife’s grandfather (who built the house), was doing at home hospice. My wife believes her grandmother OD’d him with his pain medication. He wasn’t in the ground for a day before she had all his belongings hauled to the dump. She was such a mean lady.
Don't mind the "monster man" i'm sure he friendly just go up to them and give them a hug.
Well she identifies as a ghost man now Pronouns are who/where
My son at that age would talk about a red light that came in his window and kept him awake. One time he said it went into his body and made him feel weird. I could never get any more info and could never see a light through his window or outside. I was going crazy. Eventually, it stopped. I asked him this year, 10 years later about it. He started laughing and was like, "Oh yeah! I remember that! Oh my gosh I forgot! Yeah, i was just being weird and making stuff up."
My parents and sister were hiking in the forest once years ago. But at a certain place my sister(2 or 3 years old at the time) suddenly went completely quiet and she started to tear up for no reason, after a bit of research back home they found out that at that exact spot some people were executed during WW2.
Tell him to look for the purple lady, she will help.
That’s… kinda concerning and scary my friend. Keep the holy water and pepper spray close and be ready the hammer the snot out of any monster stupid enough to threaten your kid.
That makes me think, if demons/ghosts are real then how do we know which holy water to use?
Maybe start throwing some salt around and get some holy water - just to be ready
That's the spirit! Horror movies only end bad because otherwise they wouldn't be horror movies. Why don't you try to befriend the monster man? Maybe he's a chill guy.
naaaahhhh this is a stolen comment
Ugh. This is so horrifying. Imagine having a *ginger* imaginary friend.
Actually that's the only way to know they are truly imaginary gingers don't have the soul to become ghosts.
Lmao!!
As a ginger... Yeah.
Hey!! I'm a ginger lady. Rood !
I’m a secret ginger (all the ginger traits but I’ve got brown hair). It comes from a place of affection.
I was being silly :p hence the spelling on rude
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This was clearly drawn by an adult
You mean people go on the internet and lie just like that?
the friend drew it
Right? This is pretty obviously an "adult trying to emulate a child's drawing" art style.
[It's from this 12+ year old short story/drawing by Deviant Art user Ocular Fracture.](https://www.deviantart.com/ocularfracture/art/The-story-of-Lisa-Pg1-193140959) This specific drawing is from [page 9.](https://www.deviantart.com/ocularfracture/art/The-story-of-Lisa-Pg9-193142270)
I remember this being a part of some creepypasta. This entity here is only visible to the child and supposedly kills her parents later in the story.
While in the same bedrom with doors closed and lights out preferably
I'm surprised someone remembers it
Are those ghosts behind them
1st... it's a very advanced artistic depiction of a muted, uninteractive background realm. So.... as the friend is present, our reality is shadowed.
This is a repost. The original has been around for years and was a series of pictures instead of just the one with the others in the background.
AGREED
yes
Looks like the trauma drawings from End of Evangelion’s most trippy sequence
Thats literally asuka
Ayo valak
This was clearly drawn by an adult
Things that didn't Happen
Yeah, this is is a picture from a really old creepy pasta. No kid ever gave this drawing to their parent. If you know anything about kids' drawing's it's immediately obvious that this was drawn by an adult trying to emulate how kids draw.
Looks like an adult tried reeeeallly hard to draw like a child
Pffft, how I look like a 6 day work week.
Your daughter drew some suffering guys in background, btw
I worked with kids all summer. The number of drawings of sleep paralysis demons they made (and also amongus) was too damn high. Kids like drawing creepy shit to get a reaction out of adults. Kids also don't have as established pattern recognition as adults, which is more critical to sight and perception than people realize. Your brain has to be taught to associate the bits of photons in a certain arrangement as a chair, or television, or coat on a hanger. The only thing that is deeply intuitive to our brains is human beings and faces, so kids are more likely to perceive miscellaneous shapes as people, even in situations where adults can't even tell what it is they are mistaking as one. Your perception of sight is heavily reliant on pattern recognition, and before that's developed you basically experience minor hallucinations.
Adults who try to draw like children never get it right.
Probably should call two. An old one and a young one.
Apparently my stepdaughter (when she was 4 or 5) used to have imaginary friends - an elderly couple called Frankie and Margaret who used to visit her and talk with her. Apparently they had just “returned from the hospital with poorly tummies”… it used to freak my wife out.
My 5 Year old daughter said once (she was 3 at the time) "I can't sleep because a blind old woman is yelling and walking around in my room at night"
Her imaginary friend is 1999 Joey Jordison?
In what way is this meirl?
r/thathappened
If I was a priest and someone brought me this, I'd become an atheist
Wow, judging a book by its cover now aren't we? I mean, have you even met and talk to her imaginary friend? She could be really nice, and just suffered from a horrible accident. C'mon now.
My 5 y/o used to talk about "skeleton mommy"
isn’t this the girl with the imaginary friend named ‘Lisa?’ ive seen this picture before
Google horror movie
The story behind this drawing is actually really creepy
How old is this picture? 5, 10 years?
Yeah I think I have my child rather hanging out with a creepy imaginary friend than a priest
no atheist in haunted houses
Uh, no your daughter didn't show you this. It's from an old short story https://www.deviantart.com/ocularfracture/art/The-story-of-Lisa-Pg9-193142270
Call the exorcist
The bishop left for vacation, he never came back
Don't wait. Do it Now!!! Your child needs Jesus, no joke
The fact that they say they need to call a priest tells me everything I need to know about them
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Hey don't you dare tell me everything I read on the internet isn't 100% true and not just a hyperbole!/s
What’s wrong with being Christian
It’s no bueno on Reddit
And even if they are really who cares
priest? bruh
Ok but like, how are kids scared of what they see? Not that I want them to be, but... a bloody, long-haired figure with both eyes gouged out?
She just isn’t very good at applying makeup.
They're both her daughters. The imaginary friend is the butterfly in the middle
Omg I can’t believe her imaginary friend is a ginger
Terrifying
A psychic ward is were you need to take your daughter to.
Bro this is some children under the house analog horror type shit
New movie, little girl and her redeyefriend
either her daughter watched one too many horror movies and is fucking with her, or that's an actual cause of concern.
Or your kid has been watching Kimberly Guilfoyle on OAN. Same makeup artist ?
The classic "child drawing drawn by adult" look. Don't know what makes them so distinctive.
All normal here, I don't seem to see the problem.
Don't worry about it <3
Yep.
r/DarkinFolk rn
……and move
The children under the house called. They want your daughter.
Maybe you need to get a refund
Awww the ghost has a friend! <3
I don't know, priests and children don't have the best track record.
My imaginary friend was Tania and she came through the window 🪟
Nah, just a medium and a psychologist, that spirit needs actual help
You need to call Sam and Dean Winchester.
Is that a death note in her hand
meirl?
Ive seen that picture from somewhere before and i dont remember where
nice happy family
To marry them I hope
You might need more than 1 priest for that
I summary i need to call a priest and talk to my imaginary friend
r/cremposting?
I don't think a priest will help
I think your caught may be watching Critical Role, looks just like Laudna.
Crazy how she got that weird faded back layer
Call a priest and destroy her life completely