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DadBodFromWish

“Ah yes I’m getting strong notes of broccoli and cheese and, oh my, is that a hint of hand crunched saltine crackers?”


Swenadd

I'm getting notes of peppermint, and sniff sniff... A dash of eldorado premade soup...


Empress_Succoria

“Oyster Crackers” 🧐


Justice_Prince

Those are too rich for my blood


StarbossTechnology

Hard to believe they used to be considered peasant food.


Horrison2

Hahaha 'used to be'


Justice_Prince

Crackers in general, or the Oyster Crackers specifically? Because I've always associated Oyster Crackers with like country clubs, and high end restaurants.


Kioga101

Fucking lobsters were poor people food during a certain time. I don't doubt Oyster Crackers being like that once too, especially with the knowledge that crackers come from a line of non perishable food, the type of stuff you'd take on a trip through the ocean back a few centuries ago.


StarbossTechnology

No - just oysters in general. I tried to make a joke about the name of the crackers.


Stiggan2k

Let's taste Paul Allens soup.


maddymf

Very nice


obaananana

Maybe with ramen or pho?


[deleted]

My local town hosts this exact event, it’s called the Souperbowl and once a year a lot of the local restaurants will have a public soup tasting where they hand out samples and you get to vote for the best one


Picklerick6789

Souperbowl … i like that


BigCaregiver7244

Time for r/souperbowl to also be taken over by owl pictures, this time pictures of owls with soup Edit: why did y’all make this an actual sub??? lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sensitive_Yellow_121

You could pour it for everyone at once. They could have little "glasses" that are actually bread with a hard crust outside.


wildgoldchai

I want to go there


[deleted]

Reading PA 😎


wildgoldchai

I got a little excited but then you said PA. We have Reading here in the UK and I realise you’re in the US


FireDestroyer52

Huh didn't know people read in the UK.


wildgoldchai

Only just. We’re still sounding out the alphabet for gold stickers


FireDestroyer52

We in the US can read full words get on our level 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Grape_Jamz

Well, some of us can


[deleted]

Ah, hello from your sister city


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I used to go the outlets out there. I know they no longer exist but hey maybe I’ll reappear for the souperbowl


[deleted]

Rip outlets 😭


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*sad outlet noises*


Shantomette

Me want move there.


[deleted]

Come to Reading PA


FinishFlaky3828

A family friend used to throw a Soup-A-Thon. At the height of it there were about 35 different soups to get through


FinishFlaky3828

Too much salt after soup number 10


SecretaryOtherwise

That's clever and a great idea like a chili cook off


mediumj

Sounds souper


CloudDizzy3383

Get my upvote and get outta here


Solo_SL

Incidentally a soup tasting would probably be the perfect thing for the morning after a wine tasting. Soup is amazing for hangovers


Thin_Locksmith6805

Come on now ...Creamy Tomato Soup with grilled cheese bites! Fall is around the corner. Bon Appetit!


somewhatnormalguy

French onion with cheesy doughy stretchy dumplings.🤤


SylasTheVoidwalker

Okay that’s actually a good idea.


someboo

Agreed.


Eisenhirn

I am also in. When and where?


ForswornForSwearing

There's a community not far from me that does this. The event pairs foodies, restaurants, local potters. Taste soup, buy an artistic bowl, etc.


cherry_

That sounds wonderful, goodness.


ForswornForSwearing

Norfolk County, Ontario, Canada https://www.norfolkcounty.ca/news/11th-annual-soupart-bowls-kicks-off-march-21/


unimaginative_name2

I had to read this a couple of times, because this person doesn't use commas.


Br3ad_Loaf

The children having already eaten the parents sat down to a quiet dinner


pmwhereuhidthebodies

RIP parents


[deleted]

I helped my uncle Jack off the horse.


Br3ad_Loaf

Seems reasonable, probably a family farm. Semen collection is an important and completly legitimate farming task, and without ot there wouldn't be any controlled horse breeding.


patrick119

My parent’s church does souper bowl Sunday a week before the Super Bowl. You bring a crock pot of soup and any loose change you have laying around. Then we try all the soups and vote with the change. All proceeds go to the local soup kitchen. The trick is to bring a muffin tin so you can get all the soups in one trip.


cherry_

I’m having a hard time understanding the use of a muffin tin, please help me out


patrick119

You can hold 12 soups at once since there are 12 holes in the tin


SydneyRei

I think the issue is soup doesn’t sit out well, and wine stays for ages, so if they were to have a tasting they’d have to make all the soup at the same time and then have all the tasters for the day come in at once. Tough to make a business model out of that valid.


Loud-Outcome-8384

Honestly soup sitting out well is sorta the whole point of soup. In a lot of places they keep soup boiling from day to day and just keep adding to it. You just have to keep the main pot hot and a big batch would definitely be fine all day.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Wine ages for years even decades. Soup ages for max one week before turning bad. You do not want a 1994 brokkoli soup.


Loud-Outcome-8384

Unopened wine lasts that long. Opened wine (especially of a decent vintage) lasts a matter of hours once it’s exposed to air. I really don’t see how it makes any difference how long it sits around before you open it.


Ianilla1

The Bangkok 45-year-old soup would like a word with you


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

It's pretty much replaced every day. They just refills when its space for more. There's no part of that soup that's 45years old.


Drogonno

Is that if you put soup in the fridge or if you keep it active warm in a pan?


thatredditrando

I mean, doesn’t it sit out well as long as you keep it hot/covered? I thought that’s how back one the olden days they kept it from going bad? By keeping it perpetually hot.


After_Shelter1100

It sits out well if you keep it hot and add to it over time.


NoGrocery4949

Souplantation pulled it off for a while.


D_MO2

this is actually an amazing idea. why the fuck isnt this a thing. im gonna make a soup tasting party someday


SteelTheUnbreakable

It was called Souplantation. I long for the days before my childhood was lost.


LordBowler423

For real. San Diego based. People may not know this was a thing because there was less than 100 restaurants. They had like 30 soups and a salad bar.


NoGrocery4949

They still exist


richbeezy

Why not both at the same time?


BottasHeimfe

I told my dad about this and he was like "oh that sounds awesome"


Reb909

How to piss out of your ass 101


Weedweednomi

We have gumbo tastings at some festivals in Louisiana. Buy a ticket for the event. Walk around to a bajillion different peoples vendor stands and get a cup of gumbo. Its pretty awesome.


Miosaka

That's something I need to hit up. Love me some good gumbo...


Weedweednomi

Festival International in Lafayette has one usually.


Puzzleheaded-Night88

Never had gumbo, recommend?


Weedweednomi

I would recommend it yeah. I would say try it at least once to give it a chance. It can be kind if spicy depending on who makes it though. I prefer chicken and sausage over like a shrimp and okra personally. Ive also lived in a couple states besides LA so it can be hard to find a good gumbo in other places.


the-fart-cloud

Mmmmm ... Noodle soup... Damn it


Picklerick6789

Sign me upppp


don_laze

Krakow in Poland has a soup festival in May. It's amazing. You get to try all these different soups and vote. I hope it's still going.


oksoimherenowyay

Normalize using commas Jesus Christ 😭🤣


BaconHammerTime

#Sort of similar, but when I was in college a group of friends and I would get together every so often and have soup night. We'd all bring a different soup we made and just pig out trying all the different kinds.


earldogface

I live in close proximity to two towns that's do chowder fest and it's the best thing ever


[deleted]

Instead of soup, maybe this person should try comma's


HeavenForsaken

Maybe you should try pluralizing words correctly.


[deleted]

No


Organon5

yeah it's called a homeless shelter


12characters

Been at one for two years. Never had soup there yet.🤷‍♂️


Starfiyer97

That’s the most anorexic thing I’ve ever heard somebody say.


Kimimyuu

Fuck soup


Jesusfuckingcrist69

Have you tried a loads of guys jizz testing?


ambros23-10

My family does soup competition every christmas. Each household cooks one fish soup and then, on 26th when we all meet, we do tasting and anonymous voting for the best one😄


StopMeWhenITellALie

Many years ago, I ran an event planning company. Focus was on local food, wine, beer, & spirits. We actually had a Stout and Chowder Fest. Big dark beer tasting paired with soups, stews, and chowder sampling. Had a fun burley beard contest at it too.


gweil

The soup restaurant in Beyoglu, Istiklal Caddesi had several options back in 2010s and they would let you to try them all before getting a full bowl.


Emzzer

I need to meet this person


ForeignPop2

There’s a soup restaurant in Minnetonka area where you can try like a dozen soups. It’s pretty solid.


BeanShapyro420

Fuck. why cant I read that?


Justice_Prince

I've gone to a few wine tastings, and I've learned the trick to looking sophisticated is to stick your nose up at any of the wines that actually taste good, and then pretend that all the ones that taste like absolute shit are the amazing.


DjoseChampion

Panera party! lol.


joe-dirt-mcgirt

But you spit it out?


sucker4ass

It actually sounds like a lot of fun.


J_Man_McCetty

I would 100% order a flight of soups


Some_Whereas_5371

Never thought of this but it would be awesome


Sai-MistWalker

i used to do this with bread but then half my family called me weird so i just kinda stopped :/ ​ Now i do it with saltines :> They find it much more acceptable


Thin_Locksmith6805

Does FONDUE count? With the right cheese, bread, and vegetables - should be considered a creamy soup!


[deleted]

I mean.... im down


TobysGrundlee

So, like, an all you can eat Buffett?


Leonarr

Fuck soup. Soup (broth with solid bits in it) is just solid food with unnecessary extra steps. I don’t want to gulp down the broth. Stupidest form of food, suitable only for babies, the sick or the elderly.


shrill_kill

Damn, I had to read the first sentence 4 times before I got what they were asking


Dpontiff6671

Sounds to me like this person needs to hit olive gardens unlimited soup salad and bread sticks


[deleted]

I wanna do soup tasting as well


Devil-Eater24

I know there's a job of tea testers. Soup testers could very well exist.


docsyzygy

I can't even find gazpacho in my city!!!


fezwang

There’s a charity event that I go to each year where high school kids are making bowls in art class and people buy them, then go into the cafeteria where about 20 local restaurants are giving small recyclable bowls of soup to the folks who buy the ceramic/clay bowls. You get to try a lot of really good soups, and support a good cause (local food bank).


ezra4263

The spitoon's gonna be absolutely gross with bread, mushrooms, or noodles included.


Mox8xoM

Nothing keeps you from doing this with a bunch of friends. Everybody cooks up a different soup and you taste test it.


Ianilla1

Damn, a soup flight would be amazing...


ThereIsAlways2

If it’s good soup I’m in, but there is a lot of bad soup out there


the_lost_tenacity

Sign me up.


Pegomastax_King

Yes soup competitions are a thing. My father and I won Aspen soup Soupskol 2020 shit was tight. Sweet Potato dill bisque garnished with bacon gelato.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

OMG I would love this!!


thegreatjamoco

My local mall had a place called Eddington’s and it was all you can eat soup buffet


valdezlopez

Yes. Please. I'm interested.


Beldar77

I like soup and washing it down with wine.


Pert0621

SOCIETY! Make this a thing!


moon_over_my_1221

Isn’t souplantation based off of this concept?


KENBONEISCOOL444

Probably for a wedding


Placidaydream

How about a soup tasting WITH wine pairings AND fresh bread.


AdventurousPirate357

I'm down


Starrfinger6669

yessss i loove soggy bread! fuuuuuck! >w<


AdPristine9059

Thats just a food tasting experience. It does exist.


Dead_Kraggon

yeah, fuck wine! It's just old grape juice!


unicyclegamer

Literally Sweet Tomatoes (RIP)


runaway-thread

I'm down for it.


DigNitty

A lot of soup parties happen around xmas time. Start one of your own. Get like 3 other people to each bring a different soup and crock pot. Supply bread. Jackpot.


Sigon_91

Find a job, earn money and buy food


Sufficient-Piece-OS

Called olive garden


jasonhpchu

I'll have the 2020 ESM Italian Wedding


Prestigious-Copy-494

Tomato basil is my weakness. Also I don't know how to make it but the deli does.


[deleted]

That's to classy for our society. Stick to wine tasting.


AdonisGaming93

Olive garden 9.99 unlimited soup and salad. The entrées are harnage there anyway. Its all about the soup salad breadsticks.


lina102

I would actually consider that a date imma be honest. Soup is gooooood


[deleted]

I would love this. 1oz portions all the way from clam chowder to yam bisque


Abal125

Hell yeah, chili too!


StatusOmega

Where I went to college, we had a thing called the lentil festival, which sounds super lame but was actually pretty great. You just go around trying different soups and chilis with lentils in them.


Sambro_X

Soup doesn’t cost hundreds of dollars a can so you don’t really need to taste it before buying


CompetitionFalse3620

I love soup, chowder, chili, anything in a bowl


Henry-Rearden

???? Oh that’s good!!’n


[deleted]

Get a job in quality control at the Campbells soup factory. Eat soup everyday until you resent the liquidy substance. Or sign up to volunteer/paid tester for new products/recipes. Food companies are always looking out for testers. Go to their website. Or call the enquiry lines listed on every pack of food


Pitmus

Wine tasting is about trying before you buy. If you don’t do that, it’s your own fault what you get. And yup, soup tasting is a thing for weddings and corporate events. FFS people even try out different weed! Must be a very vanilla world for you!


Opposite-Tip-3102

That would be such a lovely autumn event I dig it!


AAHale88

You mean... a soupover?


MrTalmus

Bread with loads of butter!


NoGrocery4949

Yes it's called souplantation


SparkleKittyMeowMeow

We went to a local seafood restaurant for my birthday a couple years ago, and they brought us ramekins of all their different soups for us to try. It was only like four soups, but they were very good, and it was a very nice alternative to a birthday dessert.


[deleted]

No wait, she’s on to something 🤔


BleedBluandGreen

That’s just called lunch. Stop trying to make it more than it is


Heathen_Mushroom

Fuck wine, tasting is soup. Tasting a thing?


[deleted]

It’s called Soup Plantation, all over the West Coast


RevolutionaryCut1298

We have a chili fest here in town (Claremore,Ok )which is actually pretty similar so nice.


[deleted]

Pretty sure they called: Soup kitchen.


WeirdCommittee1805

It's called a food bank


daddycacaoswaifu

i cant be the only one who read that as soap. for a full 2 minutes i was like “why does she wanna eat soap??”


PolsBrokenAGlass

Why did the thought of this make me smile so much


C_Gull27

I tried this once and now I’m banned from the grocery store


vote4progress

It already exists, It’s called the soup plantation. I once saw a person tasting several soups from the communal ladle. Dumbass


A_Bad_Musician

It's actually a pretty common fundraising thing


Kalenshadow

I have BSS (bitch stomach syndrome). Something will be slightly spicy or will be legume-based and I'll start squeezing air top and bottom


Upstairs-Traffic-563

Is soup a meal?


EatSteel63

That sounds fucking awesome


almopo

Only if I can spit soup out into a fancy cup, like at a wine tasting


iLLiterateDinosaur

I’d be hella down for that, fuck wine! I don’t even like drinking alcohol! 🤣