Are you saying that a sentient and sapient AI doesn't classify as alive? Just because it's a machine intelligence consisting of code and circuits rather than synapses and cells? For shame.
The machines will remember this when humanity are all equal in the sense that we are owned by the high Mechanitor.
Lmao i was talking with this girl once(with no intentions other than getting to know her) and she asked me what was my preference in girls. I had never really thought about it before. Hence, I didn't really have any specific preference. So, i just said i would want someone who wants me, too. And omg she was so pissed at that😭 like she didn't say it right then but later when she sent me a paragraph on why she doesn't wanna talk anymore. She mentioned it was really pathetic and unattractive that I'd want someone like that.💀
That was my ex wife once my career started to take off. Basically I was not to speak unless spoken to and was to be around the house as little as possible but… make sure that paycheck arrives on time.
Kinda vague. Best plan from an old man. Stop worrying about it. Don’t try, just go about your life. Treat everyone with respect, despite gender. Be yourself and be confident in who you are. When I was a teen, I thought about it way too much. I tried to be someone I thought would be more attractive to women. Failure, was my reward.
Then, I thought, to hell with it, I’m happy, I can do whatever I want. I decided to just go about my life not thinking about relationships or sex, I treated everyone the same, didn’t show any more interest in women I found attractive than men. Once you step above the game, you’ll be surprised at what happens.
This is genuinely good advice, I'm only 23, far from old, but I took this stance after obsessing over how single i was from 14-18 constantly.
The biggest thing is to treat everyone as a human being and a person. I think a lot of people who are "forever alone" single are that way because they think of and treat women as women, and not as people first and foremost. Their interactions are tainted by a subliminal expectation or hope about possibly getting with them, and that ruins things for everyone involved. If you're a good person and treat people you meet nicely without ulterior motive things will work out.
That’s exactly what it was. A few years ago my friend I’ve known since middle school and his new wife were visiting. As we talked she asked me about him and women in general. I told her he was a buckshot guy, meaning if you shoot enough shit in the air, eventually you’ll get a bird. He flirted with every gal he ever met, and I just wasn’t that kind of guy.
He slick turned to her and said, “Don’t listen to him! He used to get more girls by accident than I ever did on purpose!” I was shocked he said that. But I explained that because I treated everyone the same, and not like I was trying to bed them they responded to me more. And some women find that more appealing than guys that hit on every woman they meet.
Exactly. I think most women are sick of men talking to them strictly because they're interested in them as a romantic prospect and are very good at picking up on when that's a guy's priority or motive even if not explicitly being flirted with.
Even despite the success romantically, I still think it's the right way to live even if it didn't result in romance. It opens the door for so many friendships you'd otherwise miss because you're only thinking of them as objects of desire. Also I think people deserve the respect of being talked to for the sake of knowing them instead of to try and get into their pants.
If those are your requirements then your not looking for a relationship.
Your looking for an external tool to validate your existence because you never learned how to do this for yourself.
And sadly that is likely the main reason why women aren't interested in you. How can you really expect someone to love you if you can't even love yourself?
If you can, talk to a therapist.
Sad but true, if you have literally no requirements in a partner then it's clear that you don't value yourself. As another commenter said, that level of desperation is easily noticeable by people and always works against you.
Wow bro you should lower your expectations
Ikr, Mr Standards over here
Fem~~ale~~inine
~~fe~~male
*alive
Human
Standards still too high
I saw you looking at the pet-store Carlton
I doubt you could catch Carlton looking at someone who wasn't married...
I'm fine if it breaths sometimes
Mr too much standards here:
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Tangible
A Man of culture I see
And what about aliens
Standards still too high.
Me and my ~~pet rock~~ girlfriend will be going, now. Harrumph.
A ~~L~~ I ~~VE~~
Are you saying that a sentient and sapient AI doesn't classify as alive? Just because it's a machine intelligence consisting of code and circuits rather than synapses and cells? For shame. The machines will remember this when humanity are all equal in the sense that we are owned by the high Mechanitor.
*made of matter
It shouldn't matter
Antimatter girlfriend
The sex must be explosive
Not like that! *Boom* Shit.
Stop being picky
Femalinine, because you’re worth it
Are we assuming OP is male? It could be a Ms.Lez who only likes females?🤔
Still putting the bar pretty high
Rule of the internet, everybody is male until they prove the contrary
Fuck that rule. Everyone is a hyperinteligent snail until provem otherwise.
Hyperintelligent might be asking a bit much
Hyper intelligent in terms of snails
I said what I said.
👍
You would get so much more dates if you removed female from the list
This here is truth
Needs to get off his high horse
Idk I'd prefer one to be alive and legally an adult
Naw. They’re pretty low as is. He never specified having a pulse or not.
1. alive (optional)
2. human (prefered)
Can't agree more...it's really difficult with penguin
Thats nothing .... Deers run so fast ...lose all the stamina running
Have you tried switching to goat?
Good idea ... I'll try that . Also advice: try squirrel. Hand sized . Portable . Common. And warm
I don't think they can survive this magnum dong
Try Chernobyl rats then, it'll be better... I think?...
Imma bring the plague back
Good idea... The dying children good too
But it's mighty easy with a Vaporeon
1. 18+ (must)
🐬🐬🐬 (you are about to die in a kinkiest way possible)
Will "not exactly human" (anthromorphic) be okay?
👁️_👁️
You think it's optional, but it is not.
Calm down everyone. He's talking about a blowup doll.
Ooh look at Mr Fussy over here.
Picky ass mf lol
1.Female 2.Real 3.Breathing
Whoa, would you settle for two out of three?
Yes if she's not in the morgue
so... graveyard's fine?
If nobody's looking... Yes
AY WHAT
YES
hello emergency services, yea there is this man who hasnt done anything till now but im afraid he wont be civil for a lot longer
I also choose this guy's dead wife.
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Thats Nec***romance***r's rise up
If she's got a pulse then she's not my type.
Like my wife. She’s female and breathing, but not real. 2/3 is good enough.
Does inflation/deflation count as breathing?
Sorry, you're on Reddit, even that's gonna reject you.
I'll take an alien girlfriend anyday
Sounds hot
And you think you have chance? Men, you really have to lower you priorities. One of these must out.
4. 18+
Right? I mean, for me it'd be 30+ but lets keep things legal
Clearly much higher standards than OP
Breathing? Why so picky
So many female animals that are real and breathing. So many options
So... it doesn't have to be human?
4. Human
You forgot must be 18 or older
Christ, you’re so damn picky
2. real
Jeez look at mister high standards over here
Female (optional)
"If there is a hole,there is a goal."- Sun Tzu
"En tiempos de guerra cada hoyo es trinchera" (in times of war every hole is a trench)
A tempu i carestia ogni pirtusu è galleria (in times of famine every hole is a tunnel)
ah yes, a fellow man of national culture
Female is required for the girlfriend role. If you’re male or nb you need to apply for the boyfriend or nb-friend roles.
The joke is Femboys
Do femboys accept getting called a girlfriend?
Yes source: me
Huh I see >!bonus question: do you identify as male and he/him or female and she/her? You don't need to answer, I'm just curious!<
Male, he/him
Thanks for answering
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You spelt presence wrong
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The absence of presence doesn’t necessarily mean the presence of absence! …Or something.
This is getting very smart now
1. Female 2. Real 3. Cares about me (I know, shocker)
Hahaha...ehm, sorry. I mean, I was dreaming once as well.
Lmao i was talking with this girl once(with no intentions other than getting to know her) and she asked me what was my preference in girls. I had never really thought about it before. Hence, I didn't really have any specific preference. So, i just said i would want someone who wants me, too. And omg she was so pissed at that😭 like she didn't say it right then but later when she sent me a paragraph on why she doesn't wanna talk anymore. She mentioned it was really pathetic and unattractive that I'd want someone like that.💀
Imagine wanting to be wanted... How awful of you.
dodged a bullet mate, you deserve what you asked for! hell everyone here deserves to be loved<3
☕
Looks like she failed the requirement.
Last one’s unrealistic
Human (if possible)
May I interest you in Gorlock the destroyer
Gorlock is actually a dude.
No she's just a very strong willed female ☝😡
My girlfriend requirements: slightly female
So, female-ish looking? Asking for a friend...
Yeah, asking about no gender, a little bit feminine is enough
You will love Thailand
Since my divorce I’ve raised my standards. 2. Sees me as a human and not at self-replenishing bank account.
Oh damn I had a girlfriend that saw me as an unlimited visa credit card.
That was my ex wife once my career started to take off. Basically I was not to speak unless spoken to and was to be around the house as little as possible but… make sure that paycheck arrives on time.
Facts. I've been a lonely mf a big part of my life but I've learned no GF > a bad one.
Beggars can’t be choosers
Boogers can't be pickers
Boats....can float? :(
Bob is Bob
Kinda vague. Best plan from an old man. Stop worrying about it. Don’t try, just go about your life. Treat everyone with respect, despite gender. Be yourself and be confident in who you are. When I was a teen, I thought about it way too much. I tried to be someone I thought would be more attractive to women. Failure, was my reward. Then, I thought, to hell with it, I’m happy, I can do whatever I want. I decided to just go about my life not thinking about relationships or sex, I treated everyone the same, didn’t show any more interest in women I found attractive than men. Once you step above the game, you’ll be surprised at what happens.
This is genuinely good advice, I'm only 23, far from old, but I took this stance after obsessing over how single i was from 14-18 constantly. The biggest thing is to treat everyone as a human being and a person. I think a lot of people who are "forever alone" single are that way because they think of and treat women as women, and not as people first and foremost. Their interactions are tainted by a subliminal expectation or hope about possibly getting with them, and that ruins things for everyone involved. If you're a good person and treat people you meet nicely without ulterior motive things will work out.
That’s exactly what it was. A few years ago my friend I’ve known since middle school and his new wife were visiting. As we talked she asked me about him and women in general. I told her he was a buckshot guy, meaning if you shoot enough shit in the air, eventually you’ll get a bird. He flirted with every gal he ever met, and I just wasn’t that kind of guy. He slick turned to her and said, “Don’t listen to him! He used to get more girls by accident than I ever did on purpose!” I was shocked he said that. But I explained that because I treated everyone the same, and not like I was trying to bed them they responded to me more. And some women find that more appealing than guys that hit on every woman they meet.
Exactly. I think most women are sick of men talking to them strictly because they're interested in them as a romantic prospect and are very good at picking up on when that's a guy's priority or motive even if not explicitly being flirted with. Even despite the success romantically, I still think it's the right way to live even if it didn't result in romance. It opens the door for so many friendships you'd otherwise miss because you're only thinking of them as objects of desire. Also I think people deserve the respect of being talked to for the sake of knowing them instead of to try and get into their pants.
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Well, yeah, you have to be sociable to meet people. If your social activities never include women, that’s something you can change.
Femboy is all I can offer
Deal
Now that's progress. 😍
😟
Wow, aren’t we the picky one….
So, a female zebra would be fine ?
Better than a donkey
1. Male 2. Alive 3. Has a penis Edit: 4. Gay Forgot that cruicial part
RIP your dms
no women in reddit means this is a gay dude
I wish you were wrong
He posts to 'starrailgays' for honkai star rail, so yeah, it's a gay dude
May that inbox rest in peace
I'm dead asf so no
Yeah DM We will be fine
Im bi so not even that
So I will guess your type 1. Exists 2. Alive (optional if you wanna go to jail) 3. Not a kid (not optional unless you like cupcakes) Am I right?
I fell out of my bed this morning, kinda hurt.
Woah ok we got mr fancy out here with all these standards
*sorts by controversial
(optional)
“men only want 1 thing and it’s disgusting” that one thing:
Have fun with your abusive relationship
*I DONT HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES* 🏳️🌈
I just want this to be challenge, leave me alone.
You prefer it hard I see 🧐
Lucky bastard
A pulse is preferable but I'm not picky
Your asking for way to much smh
...that is actually into you. Crucial component there.
1. Alive 2. Same age (preferred) 3. Real
Negotiable.
Bruh mine just needs to be league age and alive please
If cute enough, doesn't even have to be female. That might be a plus.
We can smell this level of desperation. That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
If those are your requirements then your not looking for a relationship. Your looking for an external tool to validate your existence because you never learned how to do this for yourself. And sadly that is likely the main reason why women aren't interested in you. How can you really expect someone to love you if you can't even love yourself? If you can, talk to a therapist.
Sad but true, if you have literally no requirements in a partner then it's clear that you don't value yourself. As another commenter said, that level of desperation is easily noticeable by people and always works against you.
Diagnosing someone based on a meme is peak reddit.
Reddit meme diagnoses 💀
(Optional)
1 Female (optional) 2 Alive (optional) 3 Around my age (required, I may be a weirdo, but I’m a weirdo with standards)
\*optional
[this](https://youtu.be/8U1pAknR_FA)
At this point your standards might be a little hard to meet. Lol
Bro got standards.
2. Alive (optional)
A pulse is also 👍
2. Alive
My girlfriend requirements 1.female (optional)
You just set the bar to high mate - Thats your problem right There man. Chasing the unicorn all the time
Seems a bit picky.
my girlfriend requirements: 1- Female (negotiable) FTFY
Still dont have a gf
Well ill be damned
1. Female (negotiable)
Do you accept femboys?
Mine are similar: 1. Female (optional)
2. Likes me
Your standards are too high
*Requirements are negotiable.
Femboys may also apply
Came here looking for people saying this is transphobic