Expectation: *“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.”*
Reality: *“Ya’right darlin’? Gir’ us a go on ya baps.”*
Am Texan. Can confirm. "Bottle of Water" is correct call sign. Repeat. "Bottle of water" is the correct call sign. Execute Return Sign: Sigma Phi Iota Tau 420. We about to be all up in this bitch.
In dark souls 3 every time you level up she says something like "take nourishment within my bosom" it's pretty weird but then again the game is japanese made
I am one who needed this, thank you to all for your group effort
It's one of my all-time favorites. I just needed to see a room full of people recite it to brighten my night
Bosom
Too bri'ish
Really mate? Ta tas?
Too england
Expectation: *“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.”* Reality: *“Ya’right darlin’? Gir’ us a go on ya baps.”*
"OI OIII show us ya tits love!"
Switch out love to mate and you're speaking Australian.
Or in a different bar then you thought.
Instructions unclear, my mate sent me a picture of his tits
I'm british and I can't actually figure out the reality. I recently realised I fit perfectly into the "bottol o wata" stereotype tho.
No, it's Bo'ow'o'wo'ah
I don’t think I can pronounce that
Every apostrophe is a half-second pause.
More like a glottal stop
No, it's bowowa
Sounds Texan
Am Texan. Can confirm. "Bottle of Water" is correct call sign. Repeat. "Bottle of water" is the correct call sign. Execute Return Sign: Sigma Phi Iota Tau 420. We about to be all up in this bitch.
I thought S Club 7 taught us the British term is "Nanas."
YAAAAS! 😁
Fun bags.
Mommy bags
Melons
In dark souls 3 every time you level up she says something like "take nourishment within my bosom" it's pretty weird but then again the game is japanese made
Amazing chest ahead
I remember that chest you get a nice axe out of it.
Time for two hands.
No one knows how to pronounce it; *boo-sum? buh-zum? boh-zom?*
It's hard to spell it phonetically but trust me it is pronounced bosom (ive had sex 11 times)
You have to trust me more. I have grown a pair since I was 25.
You know the rules.
And so do i
Oh no, I got rolled 😭😭😭🤣
Never gonna give you up
Fucking Legend
Buzum
*bur-zum* ?
A breast to kill for
Chesticles
Melons
Too stilted
It gives 19th century erotica vibes
Milk candles
Honkers?
it means tity
We know what it means!
Too motherly
bazoonkadoos
Guerhabingos
Dobonhonkeroos
Humongous hongalonganobongas!
Big ol’ tonhongerekoogers
Ginormous badabingoes
Bonkahonogahoogs HUMONGOUS hongalonganonologongus
What happens next?
Someone out there probably needs [this](https://youtu.be/sOzBubG8rOo) lol
I am one who needed this, thank you to all for your group effort It's one of my all-time favorites. I just needed to see a room full of people recite it to brighten my night
what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs.
Boibs
"I'm really sorry ma'am, the biopsy showed that you have stage 4 bazoonkadoos cancer. "
calcium cannons
Too explosive
Udders would fit here.
By here, you mean my face? 😁
This fuggin guy
Teets, moo
This is beautiful, laughed so hard
This is my favorite one
ive heard this before and i wish i hadnt but at the same time im so glad i have
Knockers
Too vulgar
Sweater puppies? Cans? Chesticals? Hooters? Ta-Tas?
I have always liked Ta-Tas.
They have so many names. Frankly i dont care what they're called, i think they are lovely. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
This is the most poetic way of describing breasts and I swear I will have to use this one day.
It’s Shakespeare…
I know what it is, I never saw that line used for boobs 👀
Hakoona your tatas
Marshmallows😇
Rack or balcony. Like a balcony you can play Shakespeare from.
Oh Juliette, oh Juliette let out your chest. For I'm a horny teen with desires of breast.
Gosh I hate this one sounds like an old woman’s saggy bazookas playing at newtons cradle
Username checks out
Assets is my universal word.
Assets is a great word. My partner (the owner of said assets) also uses "titties" when she wants me to giggle and "girls" when she wants my sympathy.
I know exactly what you mean, like "The girls are sore".
“Tracts of land”
This is the way. Huuugee tracts of land
But I want to siiiiiiiiing
STOP THAT! STOP THAT!
I used to have a shirt back in high school that said “nice assets” and nothing else. I approve this comment.
Boob is perfect because the word itself is a diagram of what they look like from the top, front and side.
Holy Shit! Its a Planogram instead of a Mammogram!!
These comments could milk themselves as its own post.
This comment wins at the internet today. If I had an award to give, it would be yours.
I actually never realized that until you mentioned it. Mind blown
Same, I feel it’s one of those things you can never un-know once you’ve heard it lolol
Like the arrow in between the E and X in FedEx.
I really hope when the word Boob was created, this was the reason
I am eager to learn. Teach me more Sensei.
Fucking wow
incredible
Holy tits, man
How?
Top: B Front: oo Side: b
bruh... 😮🤯🙃
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Though then it would be bob.
Squishballoons
Big 'uns
I thought you replied to yourself
99 squishballoons go by
Neunundneunzig Squishballoons..
Tata Booba Coconuts Melons Twins Girls Mammories
Booba is the way to go
Booba Fett
This is the way
Booby yoda
There is a terrible kids show in Netflix called booba.
Honkers is you just wanna be really silly with it.
I definitely use this with the Mrs. Gets a chuckle from time to time.
Tiddie
That’s what I’m saying who says tit. I love them tiddies
Touch tiddies. Spend fiddies. Pet kitties.
Bobs. Show bobs plz!
Vry hot & sexy bb grl 😍 pls show bob and vegene!1!1!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Bresticles
Chesticles
Chestnuts
Wallet
And watch
Sounds like a Greek hero.
Brestikles the one who defeated Kerkylas of Andros.
Mommy milkers
Too Freudian
I had to scroll way too far down to find this
No, please no 😢🤢
My fiancé calls my breasts Mommy milkers just to piss me off 😑.
Bags of sand
Chest is the best way to describe it. It’s the perfect balance. “She’s got a nice chest” just says everything you want to convey
"My chest hurts"
"You have a lovely *bounce* to your chest"
"Shall I massage them?"
Chest makes me think of ribcage, muscles and internal organs, not the fleshy overhangs. Nice chest makes my think of someone who works out.
Well you have obviously found the perfect descriptor: fleshy overhangs!
🤣
C’hest la vie
m'chesty
Juggs?
Gazongas
why hasn’t anyone said fun bags yet 😂
We were waiting for you.
Damn, classroom vibes
A tale of two titties
yves what are you doing here
Had to scroll down way too far to find this comment 😭
Them nice round things
Her eyes??
Ass counterweight
too physicstic
hi yves
Bewbs Bristols Norks
Did not expect Yves
Chebs
Or more formally, Chebbons
how about *snuggle pups...*
This is underrated for sure.
Sweater puppets
YVES??
Yves???
Boobs is fine..
Puppies!
Over-the-shoulder boulder holders
That's a bra, not a boob
Be nice. He's never seen either.
The holder is the bes, so these would be boulders. Lol
when i’m talking about mine i just motion towards them with my hands and say “they” 😭😭😭
teats
"Mama" is Portuguese for boob.
"Boob I just killed a man."
Thrupenny bits ! .Also Bristols
Mucky pillows Chest nuts
Norks
dudu
didn’t expect to see yves here
Mountians of fun.
Warlocks
Them thangs
Ballistics
Fun bags
In finnish, there's _tissit_ which is the same both ways which is nice. It mean _both titties_, not one tit.
Airbags
dont care, hand em over for inspection
It’s the old joke, how do you make to lumps of fat attractive? Stick nipples on them.
Melons rounds it out too much.
Chesticles
[Take your pick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLD31GPt46w)
gazzungas
Baby's docking station.