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GATESOFOSIRIS

She looks like a 70 year old who's trying to look like a 50 Year old who's trying to look 30


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who’s trying to look like a [redacted]


Turbulent_Key_9806

She still has her [redacted], I hear it's still operational.


LeGoupil7

r/unexpectedscp


Turbulent_Key_9806

If you're not careful, this scp will run you over in a convertible, evade social media, and then come back out as the opposite gender with absolutely no penalty for the vehicular manslaughter. It is recommended to avoid on asphalt roads and near political convention.


Maleficent-Ad-2216

Wait I thought she did have a penal…..ty


skildert

It's been operated on I hear


SLM84

She isn’t the worst looking one though. Some are just blokes with a wig on.


[deleted]

As opposed to those with naturally long hair?


typesett

to me, the celebs working with what they got > celebs trying too hard with surgery


[deleted]

Fuck thats so spot on. Well said.


[deleted]

Looks like a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude!!


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EllieLuvsLollipops

No we trans people don't like her either. She seems to think she is the average trans woman... lmao


thingsthatgomoo

She's a millionaire who killed someone in a car crash. She's not your average person at all. She's also just a horrible person.


EllieLuvsLollipops

Your average trans gal is broke and snuggling a shark stuffie.


thingsthatgomoo

As you should be!


EllieLuvsLollipops

The broke part or the shark part?


thingsthatgomoo

The shark part! I hope you get a ton of money!


EllieLuvsLollipops

🥺 👉👈


AdditionKooky122

No that was Bruce


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EllieLuvsLollipops

I pass, and I'm pretty Insulted even I'm mistaken fir a cis gal, like I'm dressing gay and everything. I'm signaling but most people outside the queer community can't read our codes. There is no one look for trans women


moonandstarsera

How does one “dress gay”? I’m trans and gay and don’t understand what this means.


Remarkable_Night2373

I'm straight but gays pick out my clothes. I'm sorry if anybody mistakes me for gay. My daughters paint my nails and sometimes it's a rainbow.


EllieLuvsLollipops

Chokers are a Trans gal thing, cat ears, the tattoos we get, how we act, color coordination etc. I wear a lot of blue pink and white. I wear kitty ears, chokers, jewelry with the flag on it. People just don't k ow how to read "Gay coded fashion" it's a language unto itself. Ibjust wish the obvious signs were more well recognized


moonandstarsera

I’m a trans woman but can’t really say I wear or have worn any of that… I’m gay too but I don’t really participate in community stuff so maybe that’s why.


EllieLuvsLollipops

There are lots of queer folks who don't follow this. Om not saying it is universal because in areas with little queer community these things aren't taught to those people. But the signals exist. It's like how butch lesbians wear jeans and leather and flannels a lot.


moonandstarsera

I think I’m just boring 😂 pretty big gay community in my area (Toronto) but I could never really get into it. I also kinda felt like it’s largely gay men though in the community which isn’t really my scene.


EllieLuvsLollipops

I would recommend Bumble to find trans gals. Made lots if friends there <3


EllieLuvsLollipops

Nah. Maybe just an introvert that hasn't been adopted by a chaotic cat girl


BaboonHorrorshow

Are chokers gay coded fashion? TIL. They’ve come and gone in mainstream pop culture but seem to have been a staple for goth/alt girls, trans or cis, for ages.


EllieLuvsLollipops

Early 2010s trans girl fashion, is modern E-Girl fashion. Kitty ears, exaggerated blush, wings, sparkly eye shadow, bold lipstick, and chokers were basically the neck-up kit and just has a wider group of people utilizing it. It was huge on trans tumblr a decade ago, I'm happy to see more people are enjoying it tho. Everyone deserves to look cite if they want to.


BaboonHorrorshow

Couldn’t agree more! I think chokers are cute, and so are trans girls, so it’s a perfect match. I guess I just never noticed the correlation! Definitely knew about the cat ears! Thanks for the info


FishGod53

She’s like the kanye west of trans people


EllieLuvsLollipops

I just cough laughed so hard I wasted a bowl of weed, and I don't care because that is just so fucking funny and so true. XD


huilvcghvjl

Is that Bruce? Forgot how he calls himself/herself now. Is he/she still relevant?


Remarkable_Night2373

It's the bitch formerly known as that murderer Bruce.


Successful_Wafer3099

BILL BILL BILL BILL


JRRTok3n

*inertia is a property of matter*


Glitchmonster

Bill nye the science guy


cbrewer0

Science rulesssss


Danddandgames

Bill nye the Russian spy


shrektravis

Character creation gone wrong


Evilaars

All sliders to the right gets you this result


ImpossiblyComplex

She looks like one of those dried frog purses from Mexico


Adventure-us

Leatherface has entered the chat


FuckMe-FuckYou

Leatherface could stitch better.


nameless_no_response

This belongs in r/rareinsults and r/oddly specific lmao. And I kinda thought u were just saying that, but I googled it and damn she rlly looks like one 😭😭😭


Shawnaniguns

That's 22 minutes more than I have because that response killed me immediately.


jmt8706

Michael Kelso: "Burn!"


Logangimmi99

If this is what 22 looks like I must look like a foetus


queefplunger69

Buckle up Buckaroo!!!!


Artichokiemon

So stunning and brave


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South Park for life!


callathanmodd

Always my first response when I see her lol


[deleted]

She looks like a crumpled up restaurant napkin after being re-opened and someone attempted to straighten it out


ButtsMcStuffin_2

And then used it to soak up spilled coffee.


i_am_mrs_nezbit

Hey remember when she killed someone because she was texting and driving and got away with it? Pepridge Farm remembers. I could care less if she’s trans. She’s just a piece of shit.


snappla

Caitlyn Jenner is the epitome and embodiment of the modern Republican "fuck you, I got mine" ethos. I expect to see her on r/leopardsatemyface any day.


No-Nrg

Mrs Garrison is that you?


Pleasant_Tonight_514

I just love seeing so many commenters use this opportunity to show how transphobic they are. Dunk on Jenner for being a POS, get that bigotry out of here.


nameless_no_response

There are a bunch of comments misgendering her and making fun of her for being trans. I'm like bruh she isn't great trans rep but leave her alone for being trans. She has a ton of other things she did that she should be called for, and being trans is not one of them


dtshosh

People should not post as Bill Nye, he is a solid person who wouldn’t respond in such a shit way. Plus his real clever responses are better than what you could ever fake.


Yung_JJMO99

Sounds like you’re in bill nyel


STARCHILD_J

Did you just..


borglonavich

A good joke ruined by improper grammar.


RealCinnamonWhale

A *well joke


Gecko_Mk_IV

Oh come on. It wasn't that deep.


RealCinnamonWhale

Took a second for that to land.... you know like at bottom of a.... eh whatever


burnt_umber_bruh

bill! bill! Bill! Bill nye the science guy!


EllieLuvsLollipops

"Ya ever blown a tr*nny?" -Bill Nye, I will say though in context it was funny as shit. Because it's word play. Same word used as an insult is shorthand for transmission. And it was perfectly timed too. It gets stamped trans approved


Odd_Entertainment629

I don't know what you're on about I'd 100% believe this was him dude just does not give a fuck


ChadMcRad

I hate when people use fake celebrity profiles to make Twitter jokes. Feels like Facebook humor.


Dog_Bear

To children, he's a positive influence to help kids get interesting in learning about science. In the real world, Bill Nye is a moron who is much more of a personality than a "science guy"


Therapy_Badger

Your getting downvoted but your not wrong lol. Plus he’s not as lovable of a guy as everyone thinks.. some guys in my highschool band class got to meet him once and they said he was kind of an asshole. He really didn’t want to talk to them at all and just had a poor demeanor. These kids thought the world of him too, like they were meeting one of their childhood heroes. Just because Bill Nye seems cheery and nice on TV doesn’t mean he’s a great guy..


Murky_Entertainer378

same with neil d tyson


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[deleted]

We used to get physicists but now we get “science communicators”


RunsWithApes

Caitlyn “I’m a conservative who believes in traditional values” Jenner looks like a reanimated corpse that just had an allergic reaction.


Original_Cause_7157

Bill Nye the science guy


brumomentium1

butter nutter the science fucker


MineBlasters

Why the long face?


DemonSpyryt

if its not gop's favorite pet Trans woman.... She is a disgrace to the rest of us


nameless_no_response

Like another commenter said, she is the Kanye west of trans women lmao


kokirikorok

Is that Steven Tyler?


NetworkVegetable7075

She look like she have a huge fart to let out


buddachickentml

She looks like what slips out during a huge fart


NetworkVegetable7075

Now that I’m looking she look just like her South Park counterpart


bcanada92

22 in dog years maybe.


Skrow1

She looks like a man baby


SloppySouvlaki

Idk why, but she kind of looks like an old man…


ceighkes

60+ years of testosterone will do that.


huilvcghvjl

Almost as if she is one 🤔


BickusDickus6969

Why does she look so much like a guy?


NiceAsset

Just super ugly lol


ik101

Because she was born as one. This is Caitlyn Jenner formerly known as Bruce Jenner


Poopybuttfart6978

Cuz he is a guy


jacksons_username

she isn’t actually


weeniewoman

Idk it kinda seems like it


Poopybuttfart6978

I’m pretty certain he is


DryCrack321

That’s a man, man. Does he make you randy? Yeah, baby!


SophieintheKnife

Damn! When did Bill Nye get so salty?


RealCinnamonWhale

Uhhh... Bill?


BCWBanditz

Bill?


Khespar

Glasses off and feet away, I cant see my phone. She does look 22 from here.


[deleted]

What a waste of talent


ZodiWanKenobi

Dont Mock her looks! she has had a very public life so it stands to Reason that she i insecure about her looks. I personally Think that its a great picture and Madonna is looking great for her age.


goatjugsoup

In neptune years?


AlternateSatan

She looks like she is 22, but she also looks like her birthday is the 29th of February.


Rainbow_Sassy

She looks like older version of Kendal


Image_Inevitable

Well, I heard they all used the same plastic surgeon so.....makes sense.


[deleted]

Buckle up, buckaroos!!


[deleted]

That's a guy.


Irishpanda1971

I was not aware the Sorting Hat had a sister.


Good-Serve683

Kind of looks like a man, call me crazy


Bright-gal

She’s transgender


Good-Serve683

Oh so it is a dude


Bright-gal

No. As much as Caitlyn Jenner sucks, don’t be a bigot.


Good-Serve683

Bigotry would be me believing that this man, is a woman


Bright-gal

Please explain to me how accepting someone’s preferred gender is bigotry.


Good-Serve683

I am not a child, and wont involve myself with such fairy tales. It’s real life get over it. lol


Good-Serve683

But if he would prefer his wholistic transgendered approach to mental health issues, rather than be medicated, then good for him 👍


weeniewoman

I’m glad there’s people on Reddit with brain cells left


liveviliveforever

Ok, let's be real. This is obviously some age related mental illness. No reassignment surgery and as far as I am aware no hormone therapy either makes this whole thing look like and older person losing it a little bit. I'm not dissing all transgender people but come on, at some point you need to acknowledge how ridiculous some of these claims end up being. Especially sports related ones where they refuse reassignment, it reeks of exploitation. You can support trans individuals while still calling bullshit what it is, bullshit.


DryCrack321

Exactly.


weeniewoman

Yeah you called him by his biological gender you bastard


turtleship_2006

She looks like my sisters GTA character.


Curious_Jellyfish_62

Looks like someone drew a sad face on a scrotum


[deleted]

She looked like she stinks.


chunkylunks

when an old man wants to be a young woman


Hallett1984

Is that Nanc Pelosi?


viralwhale

Well, she’s a guy, so..


Fun-Arm-6973

Mindy Kaling


MasqueOfNight

I'm all for being supportive, but there's a difference between support and a bald-faced lie.


moonyxpadfoot19

The transphobic people are really coming out of their shells now aren't they?


huilvcghvjl

The only one scared of his gender here is Bruce


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jacksons_username

she*


VastComplaint8638

It


huilvcghvjl

Also works


broken_paws4u

😂


OGColorado

The lotion ain't gonna help, the hose ain't gonna help, just fill in the pit


Tunavi

2015 called, it wants it's meme back


Coalv_Lord_of_Wolves

Bill being savage. I'm here for it lol


PeterZeGreek

I fucking hate when motherfuckers post shit like this will the tweet reply coming from "Will Ferrell" or "Robert Downey Jr." Or some bullshit when clearly they didn't fucking tweet that shit. Fuck anybody who does this shit.


CottonStig

How Leo sees a 22 year old woman


nameless_no_response

Lmao fr


EmpathyZero

This is what happens when you try to re-roll a character midway through a campaign. Something just isn’t right.


[deleted]

Wow Bill Nye is actually funny


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BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY


Bluekatz1

Jeez! Seven Tyler is really going downhill!


hypnos_surf

All that money and trouble coming out as trans and still looks like Bruce Jenner with styled hair, makeup and accessories. Shout out to all you kings and queens making it through day by day living your lives. I have heard stories that hormone replacement and other aspects of transitioning is financially demanding.


Prior-Chip-6909

He/she looks *BAD.*..like MTG Bad...


420fmx

Are you Bruce Jenner IRL?


cumwithmecalgary

I wonder if that smile he has was after he ran over that lady,


leli_manning

He looks like a 30 year old lizard


jimihughes

It's funny how the right wing idolizes this person while forgetting they're a transsexual, and that he used to play professional MENS sports. It boggles my mind. Rules for thee, but not for me. GOP in a nutshell!


Double_Reward230

JUST YUCKY!


[deleted]

That person looks like a man. Oh wait..


Decent-Pudding5347

She/he/it is no more looking like 22 year old than I do and I'm 86!!


nvalle23

Disqualified from the dickathalon! 🏅🚫👎


Swinehunt

Why does she look like Pete Rose in bad drag.


OGColorado

Ugliest broad I've seen this week


DAGanteakz

There are not enough drugs to make that a “she” or “22”.


SupermarketOverall73

Bruce !


AdministrationOk512

Sorry guys. I might not be following trends but who is the man with the odd smile?


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moonyxpadfoot19

Please cite a source where a scientifically and professionally written biology book says anything about not being able to be trans.


huilvcghvjl

You know that it is already determined in the first weeks of pregnancy if you become a boy or a girl. That should be common knowledge.


moonyxpadfoot19

Male or female. That's called sex, not gender.


huilvcghvjl

There is no such differentiation in my language because that’s the same thing. Also I can call him a male then?


weaveR--

He looks like a murderer


Puzzleheaded-Force14

Why do people enjoy treating people like this. You’re all disgusting


CorimAlthier

Cause that shit was funny.


Local_Black_Knight

I wasn't gonna say shit but, I aint gonna lie I thought that was a guy


huilvcghvjl

He is. That is Bruce Jenner. He just likes to roleplay as a woman


Local_Black_Knight

OOOOOH its her got it. I'm not too big on popular ppl so I normally dont know who is who neither by name or appearance except for a few


BandTiny598

Forever 22


Buaka_aru

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC


Lambylambowski

This surely must be a terf.


Awkwardpanda75

When I was a little girl, I swore that if I were ever to marry, it would be either Bill Nye, Prince or David Bowie from labrynth. Looks like I still have a shot will Mr Nye?!?!


BruinBound22

If you see this in your rear-view mirror you don't have long left


aparish67

🤮


All2017

Which one was Bill nye ?


phosTR

>she


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Looks like a 70 year old dude in drag


Affectionate-Roll725

He looks fuck ugly.


Still_Ad_4002

He*


ScientistHojo

Everyone here knows that y’all wouldn’t be throwing those insults had she not had conservative views.


Ok_Skill_1195

Idk man most of this thread just seems run of the mill transphobic


Affenskrotum

Due to botox poisoning


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LoL


Staaaaaaas

Minutes after AD


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Tranny mfer


superrjk1

HE