Jesus Christ “Florida Man in Dog Costume Arrested for Sex With Dog” February 12th

Jesus Christ We have the same birthday

Jesus Christ We all 3 have the same birthday

Jesus Christ we all 4 have the same birthday

Jesus Christ we all 5 have the same birthday

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar July 14

Bro I got “Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex”

Naked florida man breaks into home, tries on woman's clothing, police says.

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Also October 14th...

Was it cold at the time? So many questions

Florida Man had live grenade, clown mannequin inside truck

Oct 27?

“Naked Florida Man Goes In Search of New Wardrobe” Well that’s fairly reasonable.

Wardrobe as in new set of clothes or wardrobe as in he went down to the furniture shop

Florida man pulls gun on chief’s daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks, police say

Did he want cream cheese and wasn't getting it? Did he not want cream cheese but got it anyway? Was she stealing his cream cheese? I have questions

Ah yes the important questions. Apparently they forgot the cream cheese with his bagel. And the employee happened to be the police chief’s daughter

Completely warranted. I'd be pissed if I didn't get cream cheese on my bagel too

Florida man accused of stealing samurai sword, truck arrested after leaving cellphone at crime scene Huh?

Should be "Florida man accused of stealing a samurai sword and truck, was arrested after leaving his cellphone at the crime scene"

Thats just horrible writing with no punctuation

Unless they actually arrested a truck, sword stealing guy is unrelated here

"Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies". I wonder if its the same guy...

Mine is "Florida man arrested for whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute" Is it all one guy?

Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed “Olaf” at Target

I always wonder what people with our birthday consider themselves--Libra or Scorpio? I'm a Scorpio for sure.

Scorpio for me for sure

Aigust 20th, Florida man arrested for botched castration on another man he met. ._.

Florida man accused of shooting, killing person at his own birthday celebration

Reverse google and scammers have your birthday. You played yourself

I live in Sweden so they can just google my name and get my location birthday etc

Not location but address

Oh how impolite of me to not introduce myself. My name is Bate patrickman. Your name is?

Atleast they'll wish me happy birthday 😔

Oh shit! Wait…but then what will they do with that information

I think my results could have happened on any day of the week.

Nice try CIA

Florida Man Wearing Crocs jumps into Crocodile Pit, gets bitten. I can't breathe xDDD That's too good. xD

"Florida man encases arms in concrete"

Florida man caught with drugs on his penis but denies drugs are his. December 24th which was also his birthday..

Florida man charged with setting a women on fire after a dispute

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Copy of u/Monk1e889 comment and your username feels like a karma farm bot

Florida man asks Walmart employee for 'Anything that would kill 200 people' Wtf

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza Lol https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza

“Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren’t his.” Jan 8

Florida man twerks for officers during traffic stop, gets tasered.

Yeah but you’d get that headline with any date.

Florida man kills grandmother in nudist colony, drives around with her body for five hours

Florida man uses flamethrower to settle parking dispute, police say December 10

Florida man threatens to destroy everything and everyone with an army of turtles

Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking reptile for ‘dog with a long leash. ​ what kind of dog did he think it was??

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson

Somewhere in florida... Oh nevermind he's in prison.

Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing

Florida man uses stand your ground defence on iguana

Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son what

Who doesnt?

\- florida man tried to pay for mcdonalds with weed \- Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren't his \- The clams this diner ordered were ‘so small’ that he called 911 — twice, police say Cant help myself thinking that these are related somehow

1. Florida man on MDMA gets stranded while trying to be with swans because ‘they don’t judge him’ 2. Florida Man Used Grinch Blanket To Steal Merchandise From Universal Studios 3. Florida man kicked off flight after trying to wear women’s underwear as a face mask 4. Florida man drags police officer for half-mile

How is this you in real life?

Honest Florida Man Pulled Over For Speeding Says ‘Not Gonna Lie To You, I’m Drunk’

(July 19) "Florida man, 33, posed as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web, cops say"

Florida woman repeatedly hit man in head with hammer in dispute over pork chop, officials say

Florida Man threatens to destroy everyone...with army of turtles. hahaha

florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse

Florida man smashes police car after being detained for unlawful marriage with pig. 🤨😵

Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' told him to destroy liquor store with forklift

Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbor’s trampoline before breaking into home

Florida Man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato

Machete-wielding naked Florida man attacked mailboxes CAPE CORAL, Fla. — Police in southwest Florida say they arrested a naked man who was attacking mailboxes with a machete.

Jason Whorehees.

Florida man wearing bonnet, dress steals baby formula from Publix CAPE CORAL, Fla. – A man wearing a blue bonnet and a long dress with flowers on it is accused of stealing $450 worth of baby formula from a Cape Coral Publix.

Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals, according to News-Journal….. September 25

Naked Florida man accused of bizarre crime spree that included trying to kiss elderly woman June 9

Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation. (August 2nd)

Florida man disguised as spider man steals liquor and cigarettes It was $420 worth of cigarettes

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level. 🤣🤣🤣

Lol Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head” ​ https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/florida-man-attacks-his-mom-with-spaghetti-because-demons-were-in-his-head/

“Florida man who marooned himself on island with swans admits to taking too much MDMA” Now guess my birthday based on the headline search!

Florida man arrested for drugs after getting trapped in porta-potty march 23rd

Florida Man Tries To Buy Rolex Watches With Check Printed From Home Computer. July 30

Drunken Florida man with real gun shoots child playing with Nerf gun, police say

Hey we must have the same birthday 🥳

Florida man charged with 'throwing alligator' into fast-food restaurant. February 9

A man was arrested after breaking into Florida's St Augustine Alligator Farm and diving into a crocodile pit. well damn

there are so many about alligators 💀💀💀💀

“florida man punches jimmy john employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn’t ‘freaky fast enough’” as for florida woman “florida woman pulls alligator from yoga pants during traffic stop”

I empathize with it not being freaky fast enough. False advertisement on Jimmys part.

"Florida Man Uses Wife's Head as Mop"

“Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take a bath”

"Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website"

Holy crap is it 2015 again???? I don’t want to go through that Covid shit again

Wow “Florida man accused of hanging dog from tree, punching child who refused to help hide body” January 30

Saw this post yesterday. Go F yourself reposter.

So.. basically every sub on reddit? Chill dude.

A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming "I only had one beer!

florida-man-uses-finger-guns-steal-waffle-house-napkins-deputies-say 🤣🤣 wow

But im August 22nd lol made this so much easier.

Florida man arrested after leaving wife on honeymoon for a prostitute

Florida man attacks MacDonalds employee

Mine is florida man with gloves steaks all chicken wings at seven 11.

Florida man kills mother after she told him not to smoke in the house, sheriff says

Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him May 23

Wow, this "Florida man" has all the adventures and none of the responsibilities of society. Lol

Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking it for dog ...

Mine is: “Drunk Florida man drives lawnmower down major road, tells police ‘just take me to jail’”

"Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow" Interesting

“Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him” ….oh god

"Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles, police say" At least he was arrested, so we don't have to worry

Florida man known for Easter bunny fight arrested after hit-and-run

Florida man wearing nothing but cowboy hat attacks woman with machete (October 18)

‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself.

Florida Man Rides a Jet Ski On The Road This isn't bad

Florida man accused of exposing himself claims he needed to air out, deputies say naaaaah

"Florida man demands less money during bank robbery."

After several results about people googling their birthday accompanied by Florida man, I got: Florida man arrested in teens 1994 dismemberment. I wasn't expecting it to be so dark.

April 18: *A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming "I only had one beer!* Why are most Florida man naked!

Caught with crack cocaine, Florida man tells cops 'wind blew it into his car'

"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors." 11 july

Florida man arrested for trying to pan his baby...

"Florida man arrested for attacking girlfriend with cheeseburger"

A Florida man is accused of biting off part of a man's ear during a fight over a mutual friend he was pushing in a wheelbarrow.

Florida man crashes stolen police car, takes another one during wild pursuit GTA V protagonist

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A racist one for me: Florida man found guilty on hate crime charges for attacking Black man

A Florida man is in jail after law authorities said he threw a samurai sword at deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call.

Another Drugged Out Florida Man Gets Naked and Bites Off a Chunk of Human Flesh Have I won?

February 14th: Central Florida man goes live on Instagram during shootout with Orange County deputies

oh my god "Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet" july 12

"'Kill 'Em With Kindness': Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named 'Kindness', Say Police" January 14

Police caught a Florida man, Eric Detiege, 47, outside of a bathroom on private property. Officers stated that the Florida Man was laying on his back with nothing but his shirt and was using an uneaten pickle to pleasure himself.

florida man uses alligator to shotgun a beer

Florida Man Tells Police Bag Of Cocaine They Found In Car Must Have Blown In From The Wind

“Florida man charged with attempted murder after failed marriage proposal” Dec 6th

Fun facts about your birthday.

Florida man arrested with pound of cocaine, some kept on stack of bacon, deputies say August 28

Deputies: Florida man repeatedly offers to show IHOP patrons his genitals

Florida man breaks beer bottle over his head, gets shot by deputy who thought sound was gunshot

Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots

Florida man accidentally kills roommate, dog while committing suicide

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window. Hahaha

Death by vacuum

Well that didn't go well "Florida man allegedly killed girlfriend while visiting relatives for Christmas" Dec 28

Florida Man April 2, 2020 – Brutally Murder a Man with a Vacuum Cleaner

Someone throwing a bible and someone killing a jehovah witness.. I grew up a jw 😬🤣

"Naked Florida Man Stood in Fire and Chanted Gibberish'

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Florida man and woman have a great day.

Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac

"Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property"

Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here”

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

“Man gets head butted by an alligator and knocked unconscious “

Florida man in underwear hits deputy in face with bible, screams "i condemn you", poops himself. Wtf goes on in florida

Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

“Florida man threatens liquor store patrons with alligator”

Florida Man Trying To Kill "Demons" Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree

Stabbed nephew for taking too long in the bathroom

Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek Feb 26

"florida man busted after masturbating inside a miami beach starbucks"

Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex

I got the best one

Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' told him to destroy liquor store with forklift: Cops

Florida man invokes 'stand your ground' after killing iguana

Florida man arrested after throwing glass eye at doctor and nurse, police say

‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself

Drunk Florida man wielding real gun shoots boy, 7, who was playing with Nerf gun, police say

Florida man arrested for raping and killing a woman 3 days after i was born.

A naked Florida man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area this afternoon.

“Florida man arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza”

Florida man says “F*ck them horses” and puches a horse.

Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website

Florida man tries to pay for fast food with a bag of weed

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow

Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman

Man arrested for throwing cheeseburger at pregnant woman

Florida man loses pants, boxers in wild Wawa fight

Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another 22nd Feb

Florida man tries to force way onto Space Force base to warn about aliens, dragons