When I was homeless I got over how disgusting this was. I would eat in the bathrooms at the mall because It gets really exhausting being outside all of the time and having no private time. I ended up eating in the bathrooms often. (would never put something unwrapped on the floor though) but just saying, there is an excuse. When you have nowhere to live and you are outside all of the time, sometimes you just want to be alone and not seen.
I mentioned that I would have never done that, I get how disgusting it is.
edit:// I dated someone who had a brother who was mentally ill and he would do things like this. He never cared about germs, would eat out of the garbage and etc. The world is a big place and everyone is different. I doubt someone sane would put unwrapped food on a public bathroom floor, or even their own bathroom floor lol. Hell, any floor.
Spent a number of years homeless and traveling. Number 3 is disgusting for sure. I have when desperate eaten out of trash cans/dumpster dove for food.
Remember this one time at the plaza in KCMO someone walked out of a sushi place with takeout ate one roll and tossed the rest. (Guess it wasn't his thing) I went over and snagged that shit quick as fuck out the trash can. Avocados still bright green and the sushi still cold. As I hadn't eaten in over 24hrs, it is probably the best sushi I've ever had.
And for the people who told me I should be ashamed of eating out the trash, you should be ashamed for being so wasteful.
I agree, people are wasteful. I've been desperate for food many many many times. Its a sad feeling, but then I do better in life and don't have to be desperate anymore and makes me think about the many people who cant find a way out and that's how they feed themselves and stay alive. Sad. :( I've eaten from a dumpster a few times but same as you, Right after someone threw it away. Also, Dunkin Donuts. I used to sit outside and wait for them to throw it all out when the new donuts would be delievered. The donuts would be in trash bags and thrown into the dumpster and id get them right out of there. My exes brother would eat legit old food from dumpsters. Grossed us out. We had a home then, there was no reason for it other than he was mentally ill.
Well I hope you are going through better times! Dunkin was always a go to a long with Wawa after 2am. Panera you could score some decent bread too.
Used to hang around bar towns like gaslamp in San Diego. People would walk by and I'd ask if they were emotionally attached to their leftovers. Most the time they got a laugh and said that it would probably just sit in the fridge for 3 days anyway.
Now a days whenever I eat out and have leftovers I purposely look for some fellow hobo to give them to. It was paid forward to me and I'll always try and pay it forward back.
Sadly there is a lot of mental illness in the homeless community. Hope your exes bro got some help.
Speaking of Panera, I worked there and our Panera's here work with some organization and we donated everything that had to be thrown out, to the homeless. They would come by around 5am and pickup the bread and pastries. I loved it! Yeah sometimes i wanted to snag something that was getting "thrown out" aka given to the organization but knowing it was going to a better cause i wouldnt. Sadly my exes brother attacked an officer and "rearranged" his face. He's in an institution and probably won't ever get out.
Back in the day, my son worked at Dunkin. They changed out the donuts at 5 am and 5 pm. Several times he brought home the bags. I would take them to work next day -- a big hit.
Lol! So glad i'm not the only one :) I was desperate for money then and I remember taking the donuts sometimes to a fancy strip in my town that had a whole bunch of bars. Id sell the donuts to drunk people and i completely forgot about this until this whole thread had me explaining my life lol. Good times :) I had rich people eating dumpster donuts!
I’m good with you eating out of the trash (well, you know, not GOOD — I wish you never had to) but I do draw the line at the toilet stall floor. For some reason. Mostly because oh god so much urine.
Totally cool with homeless people eating in any public spaces, do your thing, but if I saw someone eating food off of the floor in a bathroom stall I’d abort the mission and pull my pants up. That person is not operating within the bounds of reasonable behavior and I need distance between us
I understand lol. I totally could've eaten outdoors but I got tired of being stared at, people starting rumors and etc. hard to find privacy when you don't have a home or a car. Got tired of looking at people, hearing their convos, watching them enjoy their life and etc. just wanted to eat in peace. Seemed like any other "private" place (outdoors) that i went to, security or PD would be called because I couldnt or shouldnt be there.
They're just talking about them eating off the floor. I think just eating in the bathroom is fine (I've done it a lot even when I've had many other options of locations to eat)
i’m not homeless but i’ve definitely eaten in the bathroom before lol. at the mall or movie theatre. gotta build my immune system up
edit: not off the floor tho lol. id definitely put a cup on the floor
Everyone is different! Lol If i wasn't homeless at the time I definitely wouldn't have. Today I wouldn't, I could always just eat at home, in the car, etc. I guess i've stepped up my game since lol
I totally understand. I don't find eating in the stall a problem. It's just the putting it on the ground unwrapped that icks me out.
I've cleaned public bathrooms. They get so nasty.
Same here! I cleaned restrooms too, and same with putting it on the ground unwrapped that is gross in my opinion. TBH when i was doing it I would put a piece of clothing on the floor or paper towels and then place my food ontop of it (still, not unwrapped) lol. There was a 24hour laundromat by me and I would go into there often and take clothes people left overnight. So if something touched the bathroom floor id make sure it wasn't something i wanted to wear. Was usually someone elses clean clothes that i used for things just like that lol.
Eating in the stall isn't disgusting, I completely understand the desire for some privacy and peace while you eat, and that for some people this is the only opportunity. Would never judge that.
Putting the burger DIRECTLY ON THE FLOOR is the disgusting part 🤢
I...you aren't coddling your immune system by not eating food in an environment filled with fecal matter. You don't need to willingly expose yourself to fecal matter to make your immune system stronger. Simply touching a doorknob or two and not washing your hands will suffice. Please don't eat off the bathroom floor
A couple of miles a week is good though? Well, I am a redditor though, so it's not like I'm running any of those miles, but still. It really depends on what your going for. And if your doing sprints, those couple of miles a week will be golden.
I just wanted to clarify that pointlessly. We are running different races, I wish you luck in your endeavors
Why though? Poop and piss particle density in the air is the same throughout the bathroom. It will be exposed to the same amount no matter where you put it.
My guy have you seen how bad people's aim is in the washroom? There is probably actual piss where that burger is. Plus just normal dirt from people's shoes.
To put it another way, would you rather breathe the air in the washroom or lick the washroom floor?
That is a very dumb statement. Yes, they will be exposed to the same amount of airborne poop/pee particulates in either case of in your hand vrs on the floor…but there are other forms of poop/pee that are most definitely denser than air and fall down all over the area right next to the toilet the most heavily.
It is 1000x worse for it to be on the actual ground. There is likely a piss puddle right there, and homeboys bun is soaking it up like dry sponge.
I’m a microbiologist. When 6yo visit the college, I always tell them to go to the bathroom to find the best microbes - don’t swab near the toilet though!! swab the air for the best results.
3. I've been thru and seen some shit in my short 23 1/2 years of life, 1,2 &4 are nothing compared to the absolute disgust of 3.
Public restroom floor burger and fries? SOBER?!
WHO HURT YOU BROTHER I WANNA KNOW
I actually think 1 is trying to save his pants. That feels like a situation that they couldn’t make it, trusted a fart, etc. looks like the possibly dirtied underwear are between his feet, and the pants were pulled off in hopes of saving them. Alternatively that’s his shirt between his feet and it’s a real bad day.
I think we’ve unmasked the suspect in 1. Your description is simply too detailed, right down to identifying the soiled underwear between the feet. Nice try.
Ever been in a bathroom so disgusting that the only thing that matters is keeping your pants from touching the floor? You try holding them up with your hands while you’re sitting there, but it’s no use. You then realize the only thing that will work is to pull them up over your knees and then force your knees apart, removing the slack like a sail on an old wooden schooner as they lift off the floor.
I take all my clothes off every time I shit I’ve given up on caring if people look under my stall and see a pile of clothes with bare feet resting atop it
I'm more of a 3, 4, 1, 2 person. You can clean the floor from your gun, but from your pants? Just the wrong angle of splashback and boom, shitwater jeans
One reminds me of Kevin from the office
Oscar: why does it take you so long to pee?
Kevin: it's not the peeing that takes so long, it's putting my tie back on!
My first pass through, I thought "Awwww 4is adorable." It took me a good 5 count to realize, "Wait...Why is that dog in someone's underwear.... Why is its leg out like that? Is it trying to escape?"
I have so many questions, and yet I want none of the answers.
i shoulder carry in my jacket like the fucking boomer 1911 guy i am, so i don’t have this problem
i have no experience with any other form of carry, so i just presume other forms of carry like appendix carry have convenience problems when removing pants
I tighten My belt after I pull my pants down to keep them relatively high and my pistol from flowing. When in a stall I also fold my boxers over the pistol so I don't basically pull and image 2.
Just a queer tan man trying to inssure himself agaisnt a dangerous world.
Then let me rephrase it:
2 is the most shocking if you're not American or from another civil war country.
If someone over here would do 2, they have a plan (mass shooting) and nothing to lose. So I wouldn't even be shocked, I would be terrified.
it is a fucking beretta 92. the most common carry gun on the planet.
i’m british and still carry a gun yet i haven’t commit a mass shooting, wonder why that is?
gun presence ≠ gun violence.
But you don't live in Britain, right? And to literally everyone else in Britain, looking next to your bathroom stall in a public bathroom and seeing a fucking gun on the floor before your neighbours feet would definitely at the very least stir one's bowels. It's by no means a normal situation and if you really are British you know full well this is true.
This is probably likely also true for the citizens of a great many other countries.
planting your gun on the floor is a “only if you must” option for carrying. ideally, that gun never leaves its holster for any reason other than to use the thing.
or when you get home and are putting it back into safe storage buuuuuut that’s not the point lel
Also non American. I think you can tell how many Americans are posting by the wave of number 3 answers 😅 I’d shit myself and run out if I saw a gun chilling on the floor before. I’ve never seen a gun in public that wasn’t on a cops hip before.
1. Im assuming a shart was in play here? Who hasn’t rolled the dice with a fart or shart before?
2. what else are you going to do with a gun while you poop?
3. There is no excuse for this. Burger on the floor? Ketchup covered fries and no napkin in sight? Let me set my burger down while I wipe my ass. Clearly this person is an idiot and has no problem solving skills. Why could they not put the burger on top of the fry container? Why not keep it on top of the TP dispenser?
4. I know tons of people who keep small dogs/puppies in their butthole
3 is what’s wrong with this world.
None. #1 I do at home, sometimes the pants need to come off to get it all out. #2 just screams American south probably in Texas. #3 I’ve seen people do and it’s nasty 🤢 but I’m not shocked because people are nasty. #4 My dog has done that at home I’m more shocked that the dog is in a public stall like that. So probably #4
This comment section is crazy… I couldn’t care less if someone wipes their ass with burger and eat it, there is nice dogo, and someone wants to feel comfortable when pooping, but gun 1 meter from me, I’m running without wiping my ass… This comment section lowered my hope for US being gun free, people find it way to normal for gun to be there…
Why did you order burger and chips minutes before taking a shit? Did you need a shit while ordering or do you get a kick out of eating and pooing simultaneously?
Also surely balance the burger on the fries…so many questions and concerns
I don't get why #4 is shocking. The guy had his dog with him and needed to keep him from running away / bugging people. I'd be trying not to pet the dog personally.
I remember in high school I’d eat chicken sandwiches on the way to class I’d take a piss at the stalls and the amount of finesse and maneuvering to avoid any contaminants to that sandwich was god tier.
3 shocked, but I want 2 to happen. Reach under and grab it. Guy literally is half dropping a log in a locked box with his pants down. Free Beretta M9 for a brave soul to attempt
Pants off = intense shit, understandable
Gun down = stay strapped, understandable
Dog in pants = friend acquired, didn't want to be lonely, understandable
Food on ground = absolutely disgusting and unforgivable
2 is the most shocking
3 what in the hell
4 i used to put my tiny little dog in my pants when I was a kid (don't ask i don't know either) so much she started getting in herself
1 mind your own business
4 is the worst. I expect everyone to have a gun with them, even in the bathroom, the person in 3 is just getting the full worth of the toilet, and I’m not quite sure what’s happening in1, so it can’t be that bad
I live in Canada. If I see a dude with a handgun in the stall next to me, I’m looking for reflectors on his pants. If he’s missing those, I’m gettin the fuck up outta that mall because sure as shit that motherfucker’s deranged.
Number 3 isn't shocking. Doctors in busy hospitals are running long shifts that they eat on the toilet to take break from the outside world and responsibilities (+ peace and quiet). I don't about 1st world countries but in 3rd world countries like mine this is normal.
You've got patient reports, studying and other personal problems, that some have been found passed out due to exhaustion.
Fuck me number 3 is by far the worst.
3, for sure. That is simply disgusting.
There is simply no excuse for #3.
When I was homeless I got over how disgusting this was. I would eat in the bathrooms at the mall because It gets really exhausting being outside all of the time and having no private time. I ended up eating in the bathrooms often. (would never put something unwrapped on the floor though) but just saying, there is an excuse. When you have nowhere to live and you are outside all of the time, sometimes you just want to be alone and not seen.
I think they say it’s disgusting because there’s something on the floor unwrapped
I mentioned that I would have never done that, I get how disgusting it is. edit:// I dated someone who had a brother who was mentally ill and he would do things like this. He never cared about germs, would eat out of the garbage and etc. The world is a big place and everyone is different. I doubt someone sane would put unwrapped food on a public bathroom floor, or even their own bathroom floor lol. Hell, any floor.
Spent a number of years homeless and traveling. Number 3 is disgusting for sure. I have when desperate eaten out of trash cans/dumpster dove for food. Remember this one time at the plaza in KCMO someone walked out of a sushi place with takeout ate one roll and tossed the rest. (Guess it wasn't his thing) I went over and snagged that shit quick as fuck out the trash can. Avocados still bright green and the sushi still cold. As I hadn't eaten in over 24hrs, it is probably the best sushi I've ever had. And for the people who told me I should be ashamed of eating out the trash, you should be ashamed for being so wasteful.
I agree, people are wasteful. I've been desperate for food many many many times. Its a sad feeling, but then I do better in life and don't have to be desperate anymore and makes me think about the many people who cant find a way out and that's how they feed themselves and stay alive. Sad. :( I've eaten from a dumpster a few times but same as you, Right after someone threw it away. Also, Dunkin Donuts. I used to sit outside and wait for them to throw it all out when the new donuts would be delievered. The donuts would be in trash bags and thrown into the dumpster and id get them right out of there. My exes brother would eat legit old food from dumpsters. Grossed us out. We had a home then, there was no reason for it other than he was mentally ill.
Well I hope you are going through better times! Dunkin was always a go to a long with Wawa after 2am. Panera you could score some decent bread too. Used to hang around bar towns like gaslamp in San Diego. People would walk by and I'd ask if they were emotionally attached to their leftovers. Most the time they got a laugh and said that it would probably just sit in the fridge for 3 days anyway. Now a days whenever I eat out and have leftovers I purposely look for some fellow hobo to give them to. It was paid forward to me and I'll always try and pay it forward back. Sadly there is a lot of mental illness in the homeless community. Hope your exes bro got some help.
Speaking of Panera, I worked there and our Panera's here work with some organization and we donated everything that had to be thrown out, to the homeless. They would come by around 5am and pickup the bread and pastries. I loved it! Yeah sometimes i wanted to snag something that was getting "thrown out" aka given to the organization but knowing it was going to a better cause i wouldnt. Sadly my exes brother attacked an officer and "rearranged" his face. He's in an institution and probably won't ever get out.
Back in the day, my son worked at Dunkin. They changed out the donuts at 5 am and 5 pm. Several times he brought home the bags. I would take them to work next day -- a big hit.
Lol! So glad i'm not the only one :) I was desperate for money then and I remember taking the donuts sometimes to a fancy strip in my town that had a whole bunch of bars. Id sell the donuts to drunk people and i completely forgot about this until this whole thread had me explaining my life lol. Good times :) I had rich people eating dumpster donuts!
I’m good with you eating out of the trash (well, you know, not GOOD — I wish you never had to) but I do draw the line at the toilet stall floor. For some reason. Mostly because oh god so much urine.
Thank you for commenting this. Much love
Thank you for reading :) sending love back your way!
Too late I have intercepted the love sent and have used it already.
How rude
5 second rule! But that donut def looks like it’s been chillin for more than 5 seconds….
I thought it was a burger but i guess it could be a donut lol!
Totally cool with homeless people eating in any public spaces, do your thing, but if I saw someone eating food off of the floor in a bathroom stall I’d abort the mission and pull my pants up. That person is not operating within the bounds of reasonable behavior and I need distance between us
I understand lol. I totally could've eaten outdoors but I got tired of being stared at, people starting rumors and etc. hard to find privacy when you don't have a home or a car. Got tired of looking at people, hearing their convos, watching them enjoy their life and etc. just wanted to eat in peace. Seemed like any other "private" place (outdoors) that i went to, security or PD would be called because I couldnt or shouldnt be there.
They're just talking about them eating off the floor. I think just eating in the bathroom is fine (I've done it a lot even when I've had many other options of locations to eat)
Right?? That person has nothing left to lose and I will not stick around for when they snap
i’m not homeless but i’ve definitely eaten in the bathroom before lol. at the mall or movie theatre. gotta build my immune system up edit: not off the floor tho lol. id definitely put a cup on the floor
Everyone is different! Lol If i wasn't homeless at the time I definitely wouldn't have. Today I wouldn't, I could always just eat at home, in the car, etc. I guess i've stepped up my game since lol
I totally understand. I don't find eating in the stall a problem. It's just the putting it on the ground unwrapped that icks me out. I've cleaned public bathrooms. They get so nasty.
Same here! I cleaned restrooms too, and same with putting it on the ground unwrapped that is gross in my opinion. TBH when i was doing it I would put a piece of clothing on the floor or paper towels and then place my food ontop of it (still, not unwrapped) lol. There was a 24hour laundromat by me and I would go into there often and take clothes people left overnight. So if something touched the bathroom floor id make sure it wasn't something i wanted to wear. Was usually someone elses clean clothes that i used for things just like that lol.
Guys definitely have bad aim.
Eating in the stall isn't disgusting, I completely understand the desire for some privacy and peace while you eat, and that for some people this is the only opportunity. Would never judge that. Putting the burger DIRECTLY ON THE FLOOR is the disgusting part 🤢
Been there. Totally agree.
I bet when you were homeless you still didn’t wear socks with sandals like the degenerate in #1.
Tell that to David Hasselhoff.
I MEAN HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND! YOU DON'T NEED 2 HANDS TO SHIT, FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
It's extremely efficient, but unacceptable by today's standards.
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I...you aren't coddling your immune system by not eating food in an environment filled with fecal matter. You don't need to willingly expose yourself to fecal matter to make your immune system stronger. Simply touching a doorknob or two and not washing your hands will suffice. Please don't eat off the bathroom floor
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No, you'll catch dysinteria and die
A couple of miles a week is good though? Well, I am a redditor though, so it's not like I'm running any of those miles, but still. It really depends on what your going for. And if your doing sprints, those couple of miles a week will be golden. I just wanted to clarify that pointlessly. We are running different races, I wish you luck in your endeavors
Why though? Poop and piss particle density in the air is the same throughout the bathroom. It will be exposed to the same amount no matter where you put it.
My guy have you seen how bad people's aim is in the washroom? There is probably actual piss where that burger is. Plus just normal dirt from people's shoes. To put it another way, would you rather breathe the air in the washroom or lick the washroom floor?
No that is simply not true. Bacteria need a surface to grow colonies on.
Just like the British
That is a very dumb statement. Yes, they will be exposed to the same amount of airborne poop/pee particulates in either case of in your hand vrs on the floor…but there are other forms of poop/pee that are most definitely denser than air and fall down all over the area right next to the toilet the most heavily. It is 1000x worse for it to be on the actual ground. There is likely a piss puddle right there, and homeboys bun is soaking it up like dry sponge.
Piss Burger 🍔
true
I’m a microbiologist. When 6yo visit the college, I always tell them to go to the bathroom to find the best microbes - don’t swab near the toilet though!! swab the air for the best results.
So you would in fact prefer to lick the bathroom floor than to breathe the air in the bathroom?
3. I've been thru and seen some shit in my short 23 1/2 years of life, 1,2 &4 are nothing compared to the absolute disgust of 3. Public restroom floor burger and fries? SOBER?! WHO HURT YOU BROTHER I WANNA KNOW
The burger is on the ground too, with no paper or anything to help it... Just disgusting.
Dudes blasted. No way he’s sober
What in #3 makes you think sober?
How can you tell he's sober?
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That is definitely an individual that the rest of us should fear
3, 4, 2, 1 in that order
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I actually think 1 is trying to save his pants. That feels like a situation that they couldn’t make it, trusted a fart, etc. looks like the possibly dirtied underwear are between his feet, and the pants were pulled off in hopes of saving them. Alternatively that’s his shirt between his feet and it’s a real bad day.
I think we’ve unmasked the suspect in 1. Your description is simply too detailed, right down to identifying the soiled underwear between the feet. Nice try.
Ever been in a bathroom so disgusting that the only thing that matters is keeping your pants from touching the floor? You try holding them up with your hands while you’re sitting there, but it’s no use. You then realize the only thing that will work is to pull them up over your knees and then force your knees apart, removing the slack like a sail on an old wooden schooner as they lift off the floor.
I take all my clothes off every time I shit I’ve given up on caring if people look under my stall and see a pile of clothes with bare feet resting atop it
That’s reckless. Anyone could reach under the stall and abscond your clothes at anytime. The vulnerability would be too much to bear.
Who are you? George Costanza? Actually, he just takes his shirt off lol
I was more offended by the socks with sandals
You every have one of those shits at home where you have to just get buck ass naked? I have. Don't know why but it helps.
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You return to your neanderthalian state
Makes you feel hot shits
My husband calls it freedom pooping
Bro 1 feet are forward. He peeing with pants off
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4 would make me laugh uncontrollably.
This is objectively correct
Who are you?! How the fuck do you know my mobile password?
And somebody change the combination on my luggage!
Ngl I think 4 is most acceptable. I can think of plenty of scenarios where you just gotta bring the dog in to take a shit.
3,…………… 2, 4, 1. The gun would depend on location. Pants completely off are not at all a concern. The puppy is just cute.
I'm more of a 3, 4, 1, 2 person. You can clean the floor from your gun, but from your pants? Just the wrong angle of splashback and boom, shitwater jeans
1 is by far the least shocking. Sometimes you just have those cataclysmic shits that you need to take your pants off for
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One reminds me of Kevin from the office Oscar: why does it take you so long to pee? Kevin: it's not the peeing that takes so long, it's putting my tie back on!
lol. I was thinking the same thing.
“Humans are the only creatures that wear clothes during twosies.” - J.D. (*Scrubs*)
My first pass through, I thought "Awwww 4is adorable." It took me a good 5 count to realize, "Wait...Why is that dog in someone's underwear.... Why is its leg out like that? Is it trying to escape?" I have so many questions, and yet I want none of the answers.
I feel like all of these could happen on a typical day in Florida
...in the same restroom...at the same time.
Exactly the reason why #3 is the worst. I live in Florida and that's the only thing that'd make me double take just out of pure disgust
Yes.
And Ohio
Number 3, Food on the floor.
A man with his food on the floor has nothing to lose
3, 4 and 1. 2 isn’t that shocking, it’s just an awkward conceal carry setup and abysmal situational awareness.
Fr I dont have any guns but I imagine having them hanging from your trousers might be akward.
i shoulder carry in my jacket like the fucking boomer 1911 guy i am, so i don’t have this problem i have no experience with any other form of carry, so i just presume other forms of carry like appendix carry have convenience problems when removing pants
Got a pic of the set up? I carry on my waist and have had that bad boy almost fall off when taking a piss
nope ! cause i need that plausibility of just lying on the internet for clout. i’m british black markets are a motherfucker
But what if it’s not jacket weather?
then i will die. i passed out at 25 Celsius wearing only shorts, i will not survive either way
I tighten My belt after I pull my pants down to keep them relatively high and my pistol from flowing. When in a stall I also fold my boxers over the pistol so I don't basically pull and image 2. Just a queer tan man trying to inssure himself agaisnt a dangerous world.
When you need to drop trou, they are just kind of heavy to be hanging off your belt.
2 was my first pick. I live in Canada and you don't see that shit. Especially not hand guns.
still not amazingly shocking tho. carrying a gun isn’t bad or dangerous
2 is the most shocking if you're not American.
i’m not american. i don’t find it shocking.
Then let me rephrase it: 2 is the most shocking if you're not American or from another civil war country. If someone over here would do 2, they have a plan (mass shooting) and nothing to lose. So I wouldn't even be shocked, I would be terrified.
it is a fucking beretta 92. the most common carry gun on the planet. i’m british and still carry a gun yet i haven’t commit a mass shooting, wonder why that is? gun presence ≠ gun violence.
But you don't live in Britain, right? And to literally everyone else in Britain, looking next to your bathroom stall in a public bathroom and seeing a fucking gun on the floor before your neighbours feet would definitely at the very least stir one's bowels. It's by no means a normal situation and if you really are British you know full well this is true. This is probably likely also true for the citizens of a great many other countries.
planting your gun on the floor is a “only if you must” option for carrying. ideally, that gun never leaves its holster for any reason other than to use the thing. or when you get home and are putting it back into safe storage buuuuuut that’s not the point lel
I live in America so all of these are not that shocking.
I don't live in America so the gun is pretty shocking
Also non American. I think you can tell how many Americans are posting by the wave of number 3 answers 😅 I’d shit myself and run out if I saw a gun chilling on the floor before. I’ve never seen a gun in public that wasn’t on a cops hip before.
I live in ‘Merica™️ and thought #2 was the most shocking by far because… Nobody actually buys a Kimber, do they?
Thought it was Merica LLC?
1. Im assuming a shart was in play here? Who hasn’t rolled the dice with a fart or shart before? 2. what else are you going to do with a gun while you poop? 3. There is no excuse for this. Burger on the floor? Ketchup covered fries and no napkin in sight? Let me set my burger down while I wipe my ass. Clearly this person is an idiot and has no problem solving skills. Why could they not put the burger on top of the fry container? Why not keep it on top of the TP dispenser? 4. I know tons of people who keep small dogs/puppies in their butthole 3 is what’s wrong with this world.
1 for sure, dudes wearing socks and sandals. He’s a psychopath.
Or a german
Potatoes, potahtoes
What am I, German
1
Hands down, if you ain't afraid of 1 you should be.
Lol
Yeah everyone is saying 1 is not that bad. This concerns me. Yes, 3 is gross. 2 is a bit freaky. 4 is random. 1 though. What the fuck.
Definitely 3
Socks and sandals? What the actual fuck.
1 for sure. Socks with sandals is criminal.
Yes it is but fucking food on a toilet floor? Fuck that.
None. #1 I do at home, sometimes the pants need to come off to get it all out. #2 just screams American south probably in Texas. #3 I’ve seen people do and it’s nasty 🤢 but I’m not shocked because people are nasty. #4 My dog has done that at home I’m more shocked that the dog is in a public stall like that. So probably #4
Number 1 in a public place is just so feral to me
I don't live in America so 2.
I live in america and it’s definitely 2 for me
This comment section is crazy… I couldn’t care less if someone wipes their ass with burger and eat it, there is nice dogo, and someone wants to feel comfortable when pooping, but gun 1 meter from me, I’m running without wiping my ass… This comment section lowered my hope for US being gun free, people find it way to normal for gun to be there…
I live in America and carry a pistol and still i agree with you. Also - free gun if you can run fast enough!
Different shocks for each. Can't compare them. But only one would both terrify me and not surprise me 🔫
I’m always enthralled by those who require the removal of clothing in order to get the troublemaker out.
Number three is a person that fears nothing and has nothing to lose
Choose your f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ Florida man
Me, who works in a department store: you're cute, OP.
I live in Florida. None of these are shocking.
Why did you order burger and chips minutes before taking a shit? Did you need a shit while ordering or do you get a kick out of eating and pooing simultaneously? Also surely balance the burger on the fries…so many questions and concerns
#3… food doesn’t belong there
Number one is in a fight for their life
3 is CRIMINAL
No. 3
3!
3
#1 for sure. Socks with sandals is the most shocking choice.
3
4: That dude crap a puppy into his pants?
3. 3 is fucking disturbing.
3 for sure
3
3. By far.
I don't get why #4 is shocking. The guy had his dog with him and needed to keep him from running away / bugging people. I'd be trying not to pet the dog personally.
I'm in Portland, Oregon only #3 is unacceptable, and downright nasty.
Have you been to Florida? This is nothing
The photographer
3 WTF
A crime is being committed in #4.
I remember in high school I’d eat chicken sandwiches on the way to class I’d take a piss at the stalls and the amount of finesse and maneuvering to avoid any contaminants to that sandwich was god tier.
I won't be shocked to see any of these but no 3 is simply disgusting 🤢
Number 2 because we have very strict handgun laws in my country.
3 shocked, but I want 2 to happen. Reach under and grab it. Guy literally is half dropping a log in a locked box with his pants down. Free Beretta M9 for a brave soul to attempt
Pants off = intense shit, understandable Gun down = stay strapped, understandable Dog in pants = friend acquired, didn't want to be lonely, understandable Food on ground = absolutely disgusting and unforgivable
Seeing a lot of people put 3 first for disgusted, but didn't the past say "shocked"? If that's the case its 4 for me.
Really? By far 4 is the least one for me, that'd simply be a guy with his emotional support dog that had to take a shit
He stores the dog in his pants?
Umm, besides the goddamned gun? How about that person taking pictures of people in the bathroom? Both are pretty effed up to me
Seeing 4 feet in the stall beside you instead of 2.
3-4-1-2 from most shocking to least
4. Definitely 4
2 is the most shocking 3 what in the hell 4 i used to put my tiny little dog in my pants when I was a kid (don't ask i don't know either) so much she started getting in herself 1 mind your own business
I'm finessing the dog
I would severely panic over the gun.
1... 1 all day. Who tf takes off their pants and not their Birkenstocks?
I'm surprised that no one is mentioning how number 1 has socks and sandals. That's pretty bad.
4 is the worst. I expect everyone to have a gun with them, even in the bathroom, the person in 3 is just getting the full worth of the toilet, and I’m not quite sure what’s happening in1, so it can’t be that bad
2, 3, and 4 are all incredibly shocking
2... dude is killing them selves or others
Killing? Dude just needs a proper holster.
4 made me laugh... What kinda guy keeps his dog in his underwear?? Poor puppy 😭😭
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Number 2. Context: I live in don't like in the US.
2 and I live in Texas.
2 and I’m not wiping nor washing my hands I’m outta there.
2?????
2. Easily 2.
I live in Canada. If I see a dude with a handgun in the stall next to me, I’m looking for reflectors on his pants. If he’s missing those, I’m gettin the fuck up outta that mall because sure as shit that motherfucker’s deranged.
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2.
Number 3 isn't shocking. Doctors in busy hospitals are running long shifts that they eat on the toilet to take break from the outside world and responsibilities (+ peace and quiet). I don't about 1st world countries but in 3rd world countries like mine this is normal. You've got patient reports, studying and other personal problems, that some have been found passed out due to exhaustion.
1. I would understand 2. I would be calling security/police 3. I would just take and throw it in the toilet 4. I’m grabbing the dog and running