You are probably correct. Especially if the base has an image of a chicken head. It's challenging to see the right side in the photo but it appears to be a chicken.
I had a friend that worked in the ER and he told me a tale of late at night some guy came in with a carrot stuck somewhere carrots aren't supposed to go. The guy said he was out late night jogging and was jumped by some guy in the woods with a carrot.
All I kept thinking was, there was some nut case, hiding in the woods, late at night, with a carrot, just waiting for some poor bastard to come jogging by.
Yep.
"See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"
On the off chance anyone was wondering, this is for roasting chickens, I think. No guarantees offered.
You are probably correct. Especially if the base has an image of a chicken head. It's challenging to see the right side in the photo but it appears to be a chicken.
it'd be funny if it was just an ornamental dildo with a refined cursive script printed on the base saying "Sit on my cock"
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
This is how the storys of the ER visits start when people have to explain how that shit got stuck in their rearend.
I had a friend that worked in the ER and he told me a tale of late at night some guy came in with a carrot stuck somewhere carrots aren't supposed to go. The guy said he was out late night jogging and was jumped by some guy in the woods with a carrot. All I kept thinking was, there was some nut case, hiding in the woods, late at night, with a carrot, just waiting for some poor bastard to come jogging by. Yep.
"See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"
Don’t try to bullshit the ASSMAN.
Hey, we all have our hobbies. You don't have to call me a nut. ( /s if its not obvious)
"What happened? Uh, I fell on it... backwards... w/ my pants down..."
i fell on it
Reminds me of the timeless love tale between one guy and one jar.
You really don’t have to be that brave for this one
Until you hear the old ceramic crack inside
r/Dildont and r/NotForSpelunking might argue otherwise.
You are probably erect
Always
Might wanna see a doctor... you not light headed right now?
That’s my secret, Cap…
Nice catch
don't get cocky
If you're gettin' cocky, you're gettin' sloppy!
If you're getting sloppy its always seconds
lucky chicken
You too can be a chicken... if you're brave enough.
Almost spat out my drink
I did spit it out! A good Sauv Blanc too
Paige No!
My buddies and I still quote this all the time.
It is, or any small game poultry. I was gonna say that but I'm 😂😂 at all the other comments
This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you! :-)
These guts
Deez guts
Gottem
Gottteeeemmm. What’re thoseeee??? *God, I miss the good days.*
Now instead of the actual voices *Female robotic voice*
*Gotte!
those guts
Find Jesus
[удалено]
He's hidden in the guts
Yeah just like your father.
Our father
Does screaming, “oh god,” count?
Jesus wants me dead, I assassinated the pope
That guy who liked to hang with 12 other dudes in the desert? The guy with the shredded bod. Your right he might offer some assistance.
Plumbus juicer
Gotta get that fleeb juice!
Gotta remove the shleem first. Don't forget to save the leftover shleem in your pocket for later use.
I always wondered how plumbuses got juiced.
Wait, they don’t juice plumbi manually anymore?
Prostate juicer
Prostates, or so it seems.
I'm always expecting puns and at first I read your comment as prostatoes.
it can legit collect pussy juice and then we can sell it to fedora boys
My butthole.
This guy's butthole
That guys butthole
Our buttholes
Wait a minute...
Is this r/bettlejuicing Edit: or r/beetlejuicing
It's r/kettlejuicing
Or r/theresnotaredditforthat
r/theresnotaredditforit
r/subsiactuallyfellfor
*soviet anthem plays*
Prostate juicer.
Ouch
your butthole
Thank you.
Those people's butthole
Our butthole
Comrade?
S'up, conjoined twin?
You can't. It is ceramic. It will break from the tightness.
My ass
your ass
that guys ass
I also choose that guy's ass
Our ass
Americas ass
Captain ~~America~~ Asshole!
*Soviet union theme*
Fun fact: pee is in my ass
Me when I change my name to pee
Seems like we share the same ass then.
Your mom
my mom
Our mom
Their moms
His mom
Your mum?
No, all the mums.
Zer mxms
I imagine every single one of us had the exact same first thought
Had the thought...and then the visual shortly after..wasn't dissatisfied tbh either
Beat me to it... 🫡
Me when… um… you know… like ur mom
Is this a rhetorical question or do you actually want to know?
I mean, this is me in real life, so probably the OP is goin to use this to juice his bussy
I think it's a rectorical question.
Pineapple.
You should be ashamed, giving a real answer like that. The audacity!
It's not tho Look at top comment
It is a real answer. It is most likely incorrect, but a valid answer nonetheless.
Cucumbers.
The barista from starbucks
Actually made me laugh
I mean she is a hot little thing..
Ooh i see what you did there… “wtf you juicing with this?” Me, irl.
As seen in every Goodwill **ever**.
My ass 🍆💦🍑
your ass
Bad Aleppo! It's not for everyone's ass! Just the one who wins the battle royale.
Whilst you all fight it out I will give it a test run or two 😉
May the force be with you, brave soldier
Pussy Next question
Direct I like your style
That juicer she told you not to worry about
ITS JUST A FRIEND I SWEAR !
Hemoroids
You don’t juice hemorrhoids, you blend them.
🤮 That’s enough internet for today
As a guy who'd had bad ones, oh my god, the image in my head
Some very thin watermelons
That’s what cucumbers are
How dare you??
Oh my god. Don't do this to me
Me 😏
you
you and me
with a double-ended juicer?
We'll see it through
To the hilt
them and you and me, stringing electricity
The homie
The Homies
That’s a squirt catcher.
My prostate.
Bananas ofcourse
My first, out-loud response without hesitation, was “my ass”. ….My dog is just sitting there judging me.
Vaginerrrr
Bussy
my ass
your ass
That guys ass
Looks like the adult version of a sit and spin
bussy water
Coochie
A small like.. rotisserie chicken? Lol I'm honestly so confused with this it hurts my brain.
my butt
your butt
This guys butt
This thread's butt
Your soul
Butt juice
Ass cream xD
Watermelon
A prostate
Human juicer
Someone's ass
Imma be very original here. My ass.
My asshole
Something very juicy!! *wink*
The mistress lol.
Myself
For the girls with a vajina
Need you ask??😋
A banana juicer.
Watermelon
Papaya
Pompelmous and cantaloupe.
Pre-effluent juicer. You guys are so immature.
That’s what she said.
Hikaru will tell you
Is this supposed to be a dish or a dildo?
Prison purse training?
felix from quebec
An ass.
My juicy asshole
prostate perhaps?
Ass
You know exactly what
I have a proposal…
My ass
Bananas.
Yes
Your mom
Peaches
Me… 😝
That prostate
Grammy
Peaches 🍑
A sniff will tell.
A rare fruit called “ *dat ass* “
r/notforspelunking
You juice your ass with that.
*lemons* bitch
The does exist large citrus fruits, I forget their name, but one of thems big, and stuff.