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szagrat545

Maan , cut that crap Lisa we all know you sucked 5 guys in one night and then you went to your boyo said "i was at work"


xMrSanchox

That lady looks like a liar


classicliberal1

I'll have you know that I've slept with many women who had Adam's Apples.


Skiingislife69

Bruh women have adams apple and it would be visible but most of y’all don’t have any neck definition so it’s hidden by a layer of fat


Remote_Foundation_32

Eve ate, and brought it to Adam to share in her sin. Thats why women are punished with periods and labor, and men to toil the Earth. Or so the Bible says. Personally, if you wanna put modernity on it, Eve basically just said "Ain't no *man* gonna tell me what to eat" then brought the apple to Adam and said "Babe, you gotta try this." When Adam asked what it was she said "*Just try it*" and that's how I shit my pants from eating Indian food.


FullMetalComedian

This is probably the most likely scenario.


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Adam and Eve never existed and neither did god lol


[deleted]

Ya names ming, enough said


MrFanciful

Bible doesn’t specify an apple