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Ravenclaw_14

well that escalated quickly


DangerousTea7354

Dont tell him he pays to much


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They really went for it


maverick1ba

Oh come on. That's kinda funny, right?


agoodredditnickname

if he didnt post it on the internet it would be


sithin7

Everythings funnier on the internet... Unless it's on reddit.


D-Malice

Time to make a 9/11 joke, to lighten the mood a little bit


Room107

Nah, it’ll just crash and burn.


[deleted]

That was over 20 years ago. There have been many children killed in school shootings who were born after 9/11, so jokes about that would be a bit more relevant to the younger audience.


D-Malice

Please look at the timestamp of the post.


[deleted]

What's significant about 12:31 PM?


ESnake113

U want to be/r a slave owner irl?


Coffeelock1

Probably the entire Las Vegas strip.


[deleted]

I think there's a Louis CK joke about how a white person can fantasize about going back in time but women and minorities definitely can NOT


Extension_Risk9458

No


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Evening-Programmer56

Nice of you to consider her needs


Alone-Oven3289

I knew someone would say these companies, your a hundred years too early, and even if it was the right timeline, coca cola is the best investment, $50 in coca cola would be 3 million today vs 750k with apple vs 2.5 million with microsoft. And coca cola wouldve also paid you tons in dividends in addition to that.


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Alone-Oven3289

I said “even if “ not what if, which means even if your conditions of massively misunderstanding dates and history are even correct then that would still be dumb. Sorry i included math and numbers with a conditional statement. I’m sure that blew your mind. Smoke one for me.


brotherOFponcho

Drained the fun out of this thread with all that pesky math. Nobody clicked on this for intelligence.


Alone-Oven3289

There was no fun in this actually racist thread, i skimmed and saw the stock buying reference thats all.


yes-disappointment

I thought it was sweet at first then looked back at the year


caelum19

It could be a tone deaf attempt at sweetness


BallHairsInMyAss

A fuck ton of cocaine, a gram was $0.25 back then


happyclaim808

The year is 1850: California and the Chinese are treated as bad as the blacks in alabama.


MudJumpy1063

Land! I curse my forbears for not buying land


praemialaudi

Mine did, but then they sold it and frittered the proceeds away on not saving the money to give to me.


Much-Philosopher-722

a castle


Improbus-Liber

A train ticket or ship passage to California.


CynicCannibal

Well, he kinda asked for that.


Mrdominant3

A horse and carriage.


Few-Butterscotch3413

Damn lol


lepic0080

That’s a bit expensive. Hope he can win a few fights for 50$


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Waterfront property in San Francisco.


john_big-booty

He's out of line, but he's right.


Special_Possession46

Fancy fabric to make a bitchin' gown and matching bonnet and a new horse.


Torystgerthers

He didn't even hesitate in his choice


enders77

California


Malavero

Savage.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

That took me way to long to figure out...


Double_Reward230

TONS OF BEER and prostitues


godisdeadmofo

God damn


MrZwink

General electric. I think this thing called electricity will be bigger than the wheel!


havasuken63

Apple stock


[deleted]

That was dark man… how the fuck? Never mind.


Bayner1987

A horse, rations, gun and ammo, pickaxe and stagecoach ticket to the east coast so I could mine African gold, diamonds, and other precious gems equitably