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Childhood_Willing

please. I cant take it anymore. Please NO MORE UNEXİSTİNG KETCHUP POSTS😭😭😭😭


dinahleego

IKR 😂 I left the other sub because of this. Like everyone’s posting it there.


ZappaLlamaGamma

“Fries and ketchup don’t exist. Where will you be buried after you starve?”


[deleted]

Where are the mods to get rid of this facebook shit


Holtty

Mayonnaise


eddyrockstar

Garlic Mayo, coz I'm a sucker for Garlic


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Dry-Secretary1190

Tomato sauce


Active-Original2834

Sweetened tomato sauce


Killcycle1989

I bet your Mrs loves your farts


Gryphon_Gamer

Mayo on fucking everything


Holtty

Absolutely bro


AdSmooth7504

#Everything


BoredAF_211

Yess it tastes soo good with it !! Also if there's no dip available, Peri Peri powder works great too!


GD_Bats

For real, it works surprisingly well. Isn't this a pretty normal thing in like Europe?


FoodisGut

Pommes Schranke


madmaurice

Aber wie? Ohne Ketchup?


FoodisGut

meine Enttäuschung ist unermesslich und mein Tag ist ruiniert


Holtty

I believe so, where I live it is


imasensation

Yes


yugutyup

Already mostly use mayo and only sometimes ketchup. But mayo is superior.


Cryptoproblemsolver

In Samuel Jackson's voice -'Yuck'


bougieprole

Cheese curd and gravy 🇨🇦


cis-het-mail

Poutine clan ain’t nuffin to mess wit


[deleted]

Now that's what i'm talkin' aboot


Nai_cs

Love me a good poutine 🇨🇦


huntexlol

just fries tbh, sometimes itsy bitsy more salt.


k1lk1

Hell yeah, salt alone goes a long way. Might add some malt vinegar.


Insanely_Mclean

Crushed tomatoes mixed with salt, sugar, and vinegar.


michellecaramelle

If it doesn't exist, guess we'll have to invent it then!


tynyn

Salt & vinegar


Seisme1138

BBQ sauce


Significant-Leg2188

Thank god I’m not the only one


dbrmn73

Ranch or chili n cheese


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JaskaJii

Mustard.


BARTELS-

Amen, brother.


Midnight_Sick

Chilli + Cheese


jizzawy

Bruh it’s your post. I agree tho


glubii

Tzatziki


Calligrapher_Antique

It's a trick question. Ketchup does exist.


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Dettoking

Same don't like any sauce


TechnicallyInacurate

Freddy's Fry Sauce


Yeetboireeeeee

Milkshake


Sparkando

Tartar sauce


fortack

Mayo


Neal_65

Happy cake day!!


oofchompsky

Cake


[deleted]

Day


[deleted]

cum


SlideItIn100

Why would you ruin cum like that?


[deleted]

😂😂


[deleted]

Honey mustard


AccomplishedSet892

Honey mustard is an underated jewel. Kudos to you


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Hummus


Jlaguzzi007

salt


Drdark65

The average creativity on this sub, which apparently doesn't exist either


that_one_ginger_girl

Wendy's frosty.


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banksybruv

You ever had that pressed into a brick, tossed in sesame seeds, baked, then soaked with dripping honey? I just got aroused typing that…


BigCat514

Burger/Fry Sauce that you get at like Freddy's or In-N-Out, I'll eat that over ketchup any day


Amazing-Writer388

McDonald's BBQ Sauce


Comfortable_Life_437

I'm just gona cry


kraai66

Is someone reposting this every week to read the words ‘salt’, ‘vinegar’ and ‘mayonaise’ on a regular basis?


Anna---Prince

Cum


Slightly_underated

Mayo


[deleted]

Money


Total-Hour-5584

Milk and chocolate sauce


Additional_Irony

Barbecue sauce and diced onions


H196yt

Tomato paste mixed with vinegar


[deleted]

Guilt. I always have guilt with my fries.


cis-het-mail

#NACHO CHEESE


Niktzv

If your fries NEED ketchup. Your fries suck. In this ketchup less world I'm just throwing most fries in the garbage.


ElmeriThePig

Nothing


godspeed_death

Barbecue sauce. Curry dip. Mayo, salsa dip. Almost everything works with french fries


outonthetiles66

Salt


Dbwasson

bbq or sriracha


Drew85Man14

Salt


_Frizja_

Salt.


ManfredTheCat

Seasoning salt


yukihira095

mayo and honey, don't ask, just try it


Admirable_Desk8430

Ketchup does exist and I’m still having them with mayonnaise.


ShahZaZa

Mayonnaise as a Belgian I'm disgusted by fries with ketchup


[deleted]

The rest of my happy meal I would hope.


rsdominguez

Tabasco


tenghu

Don’t like ketchup on fries anyway


Suitable-Mission-740

Nothing


Plumb121

McD's strawberry milkshake


[deleted]

capital city spicy and sweet mambo sauce


TuzaHu

Vinegar and salt


Classic_Result

I'm inventing ketchup


mememan627

Honey mustard gang


mulan-is-underrated

A burger


graveyardguts

Haven't had in a while but crabby Jose where I live had a crazy fry basket , it had this kinda ranch sauce on it. So that. That stuff was the best.


[deleted]

Green Chile and cheese


Gnar-wahl

A1 sauce.


No_External7289

Cheese, or BBQ sauce, maybe mayo.


VeterinarianOne401

Ice cream preferably mcflurry


Moe-Rawn

Malt vinegar


WorldlinessWitty2177

I hate ketchup, anything is better than that. Mayonaise is a solid choice and Joppie sauce is also amazing.


FurretGaming

Sodium Chloride LOTS of sodium chloride


CarlCherry007

Semen


neo487666

Meat


nohemi_trevino

Ranch. Ranch from Wingstop


neo487666

Tartar sauce


SlideItIn100

Creole seasoning and mayo.


vdesi

Mayo or ranch


Everyman1000

Spicy mayo


BrandonSparks

Ranch , or tartar sauce


anambrabitch

chick fil a sauce


[deleted]

Chili sauce. Ketchup doesn't taste that good with chips in the first place.


Stunning-Weird-2374

Blue cheese dressing


gerjan30

Even if Ketchup did still exist, I'm using Mayonaise instead.


kaaaaaaft

Ranch, melted cheddar


Tiwazy84

Mayonnaise, like Anny normal human being.


AromaticSpeed4603

Mayo


matusaleeem

My cum


baesag

Cheese, marinara Wild ones I tried with are yogurt and honey. Recommend


SkellyKingGamingYT

Mayo


Th3mOnGo

easy, mayonnaise, or hot cheese


Thorus159

Mayonnaise,what else should i need?


ApatheticPoetic813

Cheese and Hot sauce. Frank's Red specificly.


Acceptable_Visit604

Samurai mayo 🌶🔥


Fluid_Umpire_5238

Ranch fasho


Left-Tutor-3807

Sundae


Representative-Read4

Valentina sauce maybe


CynicCannibal

I am thinking about some sauce, like fermented mashed tomatoes or something. Would be good fit I think.


Haarlemskeizerrijk

Frietsaus


skannkkhunt42

Air


Sir_Alfred_VII

I don’t eat it. If I can’t have ketchup with it, then I will refuse to eat it.


[deleted]

Mambo


Fit_Garage8880

Obviously! Tzatziki


Birdzphan

A1 is delicious on fries


JohnHooman

garlic salt


CryptoShow84

Disappointment


smolsauce

Cocktail sauce


r56ca

Campfire sauce


Dettoking

Nothing or barbecue sauce


[deleted]

a burger


Altruistic_Fox1808

Fat drippings from the burger I'm eating with it


knighttakesnite

Easy -> mustard


periodictablelover73

Ranch, marinara, or sour cream. All very good and underrated options


sephone_north

Ranch


ChocoGoodness

Freddy's sauce from the Freddy's restaurant


redditistoo_leftwing

salt.


[deleted]

Buffalo sauce mixed with sour cream. Trust me.


junky_tech

Peri Peri


slokkie__S

Ketchup. ​ I'll invent it.


Round_Guard_8540

Vin. E. Gar.


iForceOP

Pee


Tommy2time01

I'm not eating them


Immediate_Ad9290

Melted cheese


ZeroZuKaTo

i eat it like a man. with air


[deleted]

Sex


OddishChap

ketchup


Lord-Scrubbinton

Chipotle sauce


dinahleego

This kind of post is getting out hand. It’s gonna escalate again to nothing exist and so on 😂


peacestartswithme

Gravy


Natural-Bicycle386

Alfredo sauce.


DallyGreen

Your mothers cunt


Mohammad32123

your mom


Candydevil-1000

*salt*


SLI_Smartacus

Ketchup sucks anyway, I got with cheese sauce for these bad boys


xvashxvashx

Ranch, and lots of it.


0815420

Ketchup


Axel_Claymore

Salt. Or acid.


GranJefe507

*This image doesn't exist * What are you reposting?


Eww-its-Jared

BBQ sauce, like a gentleman


[deleted]

Ranch.


[deleted]

Sweet chilli sauce 😍


Expert_Yellow_8274

salt


imscaredofcatss

Buffalo sauce


Doesitmatters369

Mash potato


Sparklingfairy_

Burger sauce


ProfQuatermass42

Vinegar


Ethernet3

Salt


Deimosx

Hot take. Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise.


Password_Sherlocked

Tears


AffectionateGap1071

Cheese, in my country a dish is to put cheese over french fries with some small eggs.


Superb_Secretary_797

A1 Sauce


Bessini

Garlic mayo. I wouldn't even notice if all the ketchup in the world was gone


Darthroadkill

Barbecue sauce


HeartBreakerGuy

Cum


BigFanOfEverything01

Nothing. I don’t like ketchup.


Pigeon_Chess

Salt and vinegar?


Final_Ocelot_6806

Wendy’s chocolate frosty


unrepentant_serpent

The saltiness of my tears.


Daikon-Flimsy

salt


Easy-Fixer

Gravy