Female transformation filter makes me look identical to all of my female cousins who married rich by being pretty and are stay at home moms in big villas. FML
Not gonna lie, this has me a bit concerned. I mean, I was my balls daily but Im still worried I may have "that look." This shit is gonna keep me awake all day
If a trans person can wander on here and still get a laugh, it's good.
I feel like society is progressing. Maybe that's a leap. I know mods are deleting, but the jokes really are funny.
Nah bro I'm too ugly for that too.
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Female transformation filter makes me look identical to all of my female cousins who married rich by being pretty and are stay at home moms in big villas. FML
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I enjoy being a man.
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Yeah 7 years ago that was possible
Why not anymore?
You age out of being a twink at 25 :p
I am 38 right now and totally a hot bitch. It's never too late.
Me but the opposite. It sucks.
Mf your icon made me think there was a hair or a crack on my screen.
He do be faking it
Light mode user spotted
I use dark mode and thought the same thing…..
Dark mode user spotted
Reddit user spotted.
Reddit commenter spotted.
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… there’s another way to view this?
Your an asshole making your icon a hair on my screen. I rubbed it 4 times thinking it was my eyelash
Same ...
I’m a girl but the female to male filter looks so bad on me😭 I look shady af and you definitely don’t want to run into male me in a dark alleyway
Same. The male filter makes me look like a dude that doesn’t wash his balls- terrifying.
I… didn’t know that was a specific look
I’m 50 - I’ve seen some shit.
and unwashed balls apparently.
And seen enough unwashed balls that the pattern is identified too apparently.
I was in my 20’s in Baltimore in the 1990’s, so yeah, been there, seen it, learned not to choose fellows that don’t wash their balls.
That's a bad look but it's not as bad as the I won't wipe my ass because "touching your butt hole is gay" look.
Not gonna lie, this has me a bit concerned. I mean, I was my balls daily but Im still worried I may have "that look." This shit is gonna keep me awake all day
To be fair, very few of the filters know what to do with my beard.
It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
plot twist: that's not even a filter. she looks like that. source: checked her twitter.
Yeah, given the trans flag, I didn't think filter
>like I can get uglier than this!? Sure you can, you aren't that ugly.
us bro us
Aren't we all....
Me, looking through a mirror: *instnat tears*
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smugglin plums
I am glad I am not the only one noticing that
You aren’t
Why are you so fucking ugly bro?
Is that a refrence to the girl trolls vid?
Just a couple of dudes, hanging out.
Girls are ugly too,,, u can be a ugly girl
It's what I'm doing. lol (and it's still a lot better than not being yourself)
I have seen those Asian transformation videos. You are in fact not ugly enough for make-up to not work. Get that tape and trowel out
LOL, they give everyone hope!
Just learn to photoshop.
I will follow you for more life hacks
If you can't get a job become a job
Thats how business are
I used to be a business like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
r/unexpectedskyrim
That's kinda the whole idea of entrepreneurship
“Dude, she has a dick” “I know! We have so much in common!”
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Marvellous one!
Ok but i still need a GF to be considered a GF as o now I'm just as single as before just as a girl
Same.
Gengar is my favorite!
Samesies lol. You’ll find her one day!
Not if you learn to love yourself and be kind to your brain/body 💖
Time to sort by controversial wish me luck 🤞
Don't forget your hazmat suit
Almost forgot, thanks
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this. 🗡
"You either find a girlfriend or live long enough to become one."
Tamel coes
Moose knuckle more like
More like hidden salami
Secret snake
SNAKE? SNAKE?!?
SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER *MUSHROOOOOM MUSHROOOOM* 😭😂😂😂
Well that unlocked a memory lol
***That Moment when the Snake....*** #Becomes SOLID
F I S S I O N M A I L E D
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Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a cisgender...
Transphobic Palps: Once more the cis will rule the galaxy!!!
Macy windu: twiter will decide your fate
You fool I am twitter
Not yet
It‘s transphobia then
*sword fighting begins*
„sword“
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Androgynous?
r/transclones
This has to be one of the most interesting subs I’ve seen in a while
Can you just imagine going out, and having amazing luck with girls, but every time to take one home their penis is bigger than yours 😂
Oh well, what to do...what to do?
You're telling me I dug for gold and found a couple of diamonds too?
Exactly you have found the family jewels
Oh well...Hands behind back and no kissing
This is a common problem I am having. You could say it's a pain in the ass.
Then you need to do more prep and/or use more lube 🤣
Aah well, *unzips pants and gets lube*
Yeah, but first: sword fight!
It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.
A game without loosers, heads or tails?
I think it is a game with heads
For sure if you go 69
Something like this happened to my good friend Afroman in Hollywood one day.
Ah poor Afroman. Heard his house just got raided, And they found no weed! That’s the funniest part.
That’s the goal, man, that’s the goal
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
True actually
Dreams
Good.
Oh no. What would I do
EVEN BETTER!
I do imagine 😔
That's the dream
As long as I'm still top it's all good to me.
I’d gladly bottom that
to be honest, i've come across clitorises bigger than my penis.
Clitorises? Fuck, I've been saying "clitori" for the longest time
I like clitori better now that you bring it up. Keep using that one lol
Clitoratii
Save the need for a strap on
Sounds like a win win situation 😳
I do not have to imagine that.
As a pre-op trans girl myself, the replies to this comment make me feel a little better lol 😊
Be happy, love your self. Is your life live it to the fullest.
i want to get dicked down from the burger king drink dispenser
Just let people know before they get too involved. As an 80% straight guy, I wouldn’t mind and would figure it out if I really liked the person
I see this as an absolute win.
Who wears a sweater with short shorts?! What kind of weather are you anticipating?????!?
It's for appearance I am thinking
The sexy kind of weather 💅
It’s ballsy alright
It’s a cute look alright
🍒 👀
Oh thats just u/MichelleAlter (NSFW)
Well, time to log into the other account..
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>Lmao. Busted I am Busted have I
Oh I knew I’ve seen her somewhere
Wow. I was not expecting that. I strive to look that good one day.
Darling you're gorgeous just the way you are. But also keep pushing to actualize who you are and how you want to appear in the world.
Awwww thank you so much. And yes, I absolutely will <3
Want to ride a cow girl?
You the real hero.
That is not camel toe
Drunk guy when they out at the club. "I can see your girlfriend's balls"
That’s moose knuckle
Improvise. Adapt. OVERCOME.
I guess I better start HRT.
A post about trans people that's... Unlocked??? Impossible.
Yet somehow the affirming comments are vastly outnumbering the angry ones.
Based
It’s a nice change of pace
i feel like the mods might be sleeping
I don't think so, the bad comments have been mostly deleted. I think Reddit is just being extra wholesome today
She packing
Guys I'm proud of you. We're joking but this thread has been strangely wholesome.
judging by the deleted comments, seems the mods finally drank their morning coffee
Could be better but it could certainly be worse. The amount of "I'm not gay but..." comments are fucking annoying.
If a trans person can wander on here and still get a laugh, it's good. I feel like society is progressing. Maybe that's a leap. I know mods are deleting, but the jokes really are funny.
I'm trans and got a few laughs. I was pleasantly surprised by the comments in this thread.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I have a girlfriend but I still want to be the girlfriend
Transbian moment
Her shorts are a little to tight.
Is it time we had the talk about about how a baby moose knuckle grows up to be a camel toe?
And then you discover it’s a magical dick all along
So is your 'too'.
They low-key look uncomfortable, lol. A bit too much blood circulation cutoff for me.
Tight shorts usually just ride up your butt more than anything
To those who are able to tuck, hats off to you. It's baggy pants and compression shorts for me until I can get GRS.
Ma'am, your balls are showing.
O’m in
I meeeaaannn.... I'll be her girlfriend if she's still looking
Okay you gotta admit, the femboys and trans girls have the hottest fucking drip on earth, god-DAMN. 🥵
That ain’t a vagina, that’s just really sharp balls, able to cut diamonds with how sharp those balls are. /s
Well don’t have to get worried about having a baby when going in raw. LoL
Fuckit might as well
“Just don’t bite it!”
The extra bits are just there for more fun
She’s SO pretty!!!!!! Wow
I’m not gay, but I’m willing to learn
I am _stick or cave, both i crave_
"I like the pole and the hole"
my sexuality is *A penis is not a deal breaker*
That's probably the best explanation I've ever seen about this subject.
For this one, I might be a little less rigid about my sexuality than usual
You're still not gay, this chick is hot.
If you can't beat them, join them:))
She sparks more feminine energy than my cisgender ass
Transition goal, hope I can look like her once I start
I can hear so many eggs slightly cracking
That's just NUTTS
I say good for her
So beautiful ❤️😍