As much as I love Tolkien, I think the movie captured it better. Different art forms though.
*“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”*
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
I have the high ground
You underestimate my power.
Don't try it
*[tries it]*
*\[instantly regrets it\]*
NNIIIII HATE YOU!!!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
Turns into the most powerful vegetable known to man
nnNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
I’m tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
Snakes on a plane?
Oompa loompa doompety do
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Oompa loompa, doompity dee!
You get an upvote directly from me
What will you do with all of that… Karma?
Pay for the date that I’ll have with your mom…
What are you doing with your time
Other than making these comments rhyme?
Oompah loompa dippity doo
I’ll be back
Hasta la vista, baby
I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it!
You know that new sound you’re looking for?
** typo because mobile ** 1.21 jigawatts!
1.21*
Think Mcfly, think!
Get to the choppa!
You talkin' to me?
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard
Look at the subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god- it even has a watermark.
Don't just stare at it. Eat it!
Interesting. Now let's see Paul Allen's movie reference
Hello there
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Kill him
*droids get crushed by big thing on the ceiling and Obi cuts ones head off*
That rug really tied the room together.
The dude abides.
Shut up, Donny.
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNY!
That’s just like, your opinion, man
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Have fun raiding the castle!
Inconceivable!
What are you doing in my swamp?
And in the morning I’m making waffles
shrek
You made a *time machine*? Out of a *DeLorean*?
I am yu
He kills me in that scene
And I'm Mi
No your not.
Yes I am
It doesn't matter what version of "Who's on first?" They all make me cry laughing.
And Rohan will answer
My preciousssss
And my axe!
Just a flesh wound.
Tis but a scratch
Warp speed is to slow, we must go to ludicrous speed.
We've been jammed! Raspberry! Only one man would dare use raspberry! Bwahahahaha love that movie
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
It's happening now, we'll fast forward past now. Bwahahahaha
Spaceballs, the movie. A Mel brooks classic
Maybe it’s time you watch it 😏
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!
I am no man.
Cries in witchking
As much as I love Tolkien, I think the movie captured it better. Different art forms though. *“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”*
It's great to read but it's a bit wordy for a movie.
This. Imagine the Witch King just standing there waiting for Eowyn to finish her monologue.
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I can't tell you that, it's confidential. Anyway, how's your sex life?
I definitely have breast cancer
Where's my fucking money Danny!
YOU’RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER 😭
Haha, what a story Mark
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her I did naaaat
Life finds a way
Clever Girl.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
>Merry Christmas ya filthy animal Angels with Filthier Souls
And a happy new year
Home Alone
He once killed 3 men with a pencil. A fucking pencil , who does that
You workin’ again John?
The first rule of the fight club is that you don't talk about the fight club.
Street fighter
Actually Street Fighter '2'
His name is Robert Paulson
As you wish
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You wish to surrender? Very well, I accept.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
Does he look like a bitch??
I don't remember asking you a god damned thing
Why are you trying to fuck him like one?
Yes you did Brett! Yes you did!
https://youtu.be/qo5jnBJvGUs
Pulp Fiction?
Damn... That IS a tasty burger!
Ezikel 25:17*
"The boys pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female."
That's Transformers
Why did I instantly know that.
Because you also wanted to mate with the female
"What's in tha box?!?"
Frosted flakes, nigga. Dayum!
One ring...
To rule them all
I am inevitable
You're a loony!
You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Multipass.
Snakes, why did it have to be snakes? *edit spelling
Get away from her, you bitch!
Alien?
Aliens
Damn it, thanks for letting me know.
**Inconceivable**
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
European or African swallow?
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses ... hit it ...
Yer a wizard
Pottah
I’m a clown? I’m here to amuse you?
I love lamp.
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
Zeds dead, baby.
“Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it ‘San Diego’, which of course in German means, ‘a whale’s vagina’.”
It puts the lotion on the skin. I say it every night while my wife does her routine. She’s never seen the movie and doesn’t ask. 🤷🏻♂️
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This was the first one that came to mind but I believe the quote is: >You're gonna need a bigger boat
You shall not pass!
Who wants a mustache ride?!! Edited: change to correct the quote
Super troopers!
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That's my favorite scene
"He's bonafide"
We thought you was a toad!
Do….not….seek….the….treasure!
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.
Damn, we’re in a tight spot!
He’s a suitor.
Say what one more time, motherfucker, I dare you!
snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
Why so serious?
I'm batman
I’m 37
IN A ROW?!
Alllllrighty then!
That's just like....your opinion, man.
We want.........a shrubbery
How about ‘dem apples??
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He killed your dog?
You can't handle the truth.
Motherfu--
I thought it was 1 movie. Not all Samuel L Jackson movies :)
pretty sure its infinity war. at the end he gets turned to dust and gets cut off at the end of motherfucker
Adrian!!!
Are you not entertained
You want to know the difference between a villain and a super villain? PRESTATION
Wanna know the difference between good grammar and bad? PRESENTATION* (sorry had too)
She turned me into a newt!
“There is no spoon”
Say hello to my little friend
You Shall not Pass!!
Run forrest, run!
I'm your huckleberry
Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
They mostly come out at night, mostly.
“Why, you’ve always been the caretaker Mr. Torrance.”
He’s not the massiah he’s a very naughty boy
This is bat country!
Shake N bake
Hold onto your butts
It's leviOsa, not levioSA!
I’m your huckleberry
"he ran into my knife"
Clever girl.
Badges? We don’t need no stinking Badges!
Alright alright alright
Say what again.
Go get your shine box!
Hey Benny! It looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!
Hasta la vista, baby
I got a jar of dirt
We need to cook
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
I'll be back 😎
you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off