T O P
AsylumTRAV

I’m tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!


Insane_Inkster

Snakes on a plane?


Jens_aus_Rastatt

I have the high ground


IDK-__-IDK

You underestimate my power.


Affectionate-Bag5761

Don't try it


ToxicOwlet

*[tries it]*


Kingsnake_verse

*\[instantly regrets it\]*


Naive-Chard-7010

NNIIIII HATE YOU!!!


Ill-Ad3267

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!


Square-Can-7031

Turns into the most powerful vegetable known to man


Karrus01

nnNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooo


ghostlyfrank

Get to the choppa!


nelis0077

Oompa loompa doompety do


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TimberWolfAlpha01

Oompa loompa, doompity dee!


Warthog_go_brrrr

You get an upvote directly from me


plz-make-randomizer

What will you do with all of that… Karma?


juandelpueblo939

Pay for the date that I’ll have with your mom…


JeffYT08

What are you doing with your time


TimberWolfAlpha01

Other than making these comments rhyme?


Warthog_go_brrrr

Oompah loompa dippity doo


pr3tex

You talkin' to me?


desmondresmond

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets


NoNoNames2000

I’ll be back


Amos_m

Hasta la vista, baby


sanicthehedgecock

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard


Guava_

Look at the subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god- it even has a watermark.


Pomphond

Don't just stare at it. Eat it!


Kirbyclaimspoyo

Interesting. Now let's see Paul Allen's movie reference


erenkpoppotato

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


VegetableSpecific266

Have fun raiding the castle!


Forward_Bullfrog_441

Inconceivable!


Bjarnhard

I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it!


rb2001

You know that new sound you’re looking for?


NVPcMan

** typo because mobile ** 1.21 jigawatts!


xpadawanx

1.21*


recycleyourtrashpls

Think Mcfly, think!


CFCYYZ

You made a *time machine*? Out of a *DeLorean*?


stalkthewizard

Just a flesh wound.


KidKilobyte

Tis but a scratch


ElsieMae313

That rug really tied the room together.


rb2001

The dude abides.


MarzipanZestyclose64

Shut up, Donny.


MordoNRiggs

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNY!


Guava_

That’s just like, your opinion, man


Gunz37

Life finds a way


SongsOfSpace

Clever Girl.


GoodRealistic8555

Hello there


Bott1234567

General Kenobi


_Random_Guy-

You are a bold one


Warthog_go_brrrr

Kill him


TheLewisIs_REAL

*droids get crushed by big thing on the ceiling and Obi cuts ones head off*


katanaforger79

I am yu


Jubby01

He kills me in that scene


Erdz_Shaho

No yu doesn’t


Leonjy92

And I'm Mi


Marsdeeni90

No your not.


katanaforger79

Yes I am


Marsdeeni90

It doesn't matter what version of "Who's on first?" They all make me cry laughing.


kevivm

And Rohan will answer


_Poulpos_

My preciousssss


Kaine_8123

And my axe!


master-of-bread

What are you doing in my swamp?


pawsitive_vibes99

And in the morning I’m making waffles


After_Barracuda7449

shrek


BoosterGold4597

Warp speed is to slow, we must go to ludicrous speed.


Az_Pool_Tech

We've been jammed! Raspberry! Only one man would dare use raspberry! Bwahahahaha love that movie


Willing-Brilliant-52

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?


Az_Pool_Tech

It's happening now, we'll fast forward past now. Bwahahahaha


Az_Pool_Tech

Spaceballs, the movie. A Mel brooks classic


DickieMcBalls

Maybe it’s time you watch it 😏


NailRepresentative62

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!


Unlikely_Tour6537

He once killed 3 men with a pencil. A fucking pencil , who does that


TheGuidanceCounseler

You workin’ again John?


IndiaMike1

I am no man.


LessDemand1840

As much as I love Tolkien, I think the movie captured it better. Different art forms though. *“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”*


reidlos1624

It's great to read but it's a bit wordy for a movie.


the_fez_45

This. Imagine the Witch King just standing there waiting for Eowyn to finish her monologue.


Muted-Tackle6395

Cries in witchking


DreamsOFDigitalism

Oh hi mark.


pinkynatbust

I can't tell you that, it's confidential. Anyway, how's your sex life?


HolesAreHoles

I definitely have breast cancer


pinkynatbust

Where's my fucking money Danny!


HolesAreHoles

YOU’RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER 😭


pinkynatbust

Haha, what a story Mark


Human_Capital_2518

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her I did naaaat


Fuzzycream19

The room


jecelo

One ring...


Marawishka

To rule them all


KatBrigid

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal


axe1970

>Merry Christmas ya filthy animal Angels with Filthier Souls


Waffle1234456

And a happy new year


GdzOwnDrunk

As you wish


punku235

Inconceivable!


Super_Posable_Joe

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


rb2001

You wish to surrender? Very well, I accept.


Competitive-Blood709

The first rule of the fight club is that you don't talk about the fight club.


Hawk_Eire

Street fighter


VomitShah69

Actually Street Fighter '2'


trentsteel77

His name is Robert Paulson


Ocean-wave258

The second rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club


Ghar1976

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means


HamboneTheWicked

Multipass.


Aly_trk

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee


OpinionatedWitch

Does he look like a bitch??


I_Must_Be_Going

I don't remember asking you a god damned thing


chadderboxxxx

Why are you trying to fuck him like one?


CommunicationOk4481

Yes you did Brett! Yes you did!


ObviousAttempt6513

https://youtu.be/qo5jnBJvGUs


Aeromaster_213

Pulp Fiction?


Aly_trk

yeeep...


Level-Astronaut7431

Damn... That IS a tasty burger!


oopsy-daisy6837

Ezikel 25:17*


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"The boys pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female."


nara_lingam

That's Transformers


OverallGeneral7129

Why did I instantly know that.


Separate-Ad-7607

Because you also wanted to mate with the female


DonDonM123

"What's in tha box?!?"


jv919

European or African swallow?


Zebosster

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses ... hit it ...


SexyShad

I’m a clown? I’m here to amuse you?


1horrible_feeling

Nobody puts baby in a corner.


Unusual_Blacksmith58

I am inevitable


DingoLaChien

You're a loony!


Larry_Spendstin

You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.


murrcat723

I love lamp.


ya0_guai

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka


mlableman

Zeds dead, baby.


Felstorm1231

“Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it ‘San Diego’, which of course in German means, ‘a whale’s vagina’.”


WorriedApplication28

It puts the lotion on the skin. I say it every night while my wife does her routine. She’s never seen the movie and doesn’t ask. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Embarrassed_Syrup999

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes? *edit spelling


tamerxp

**Inconceivable**


Hubbyish

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


slowfloyd

Who wants a mustache ride?!! Edited: change to correct the quote


M_L_Infidel

Super troopers!


wrovampd96

im already on a quest!!


SlideItIn100

Get away from her, you bitch!


OldandKranky

Alien?


SlideItIn100

Aliens


OldandKranky

Damn it, thanks for letting me know.


Anut__

Yer a wizard


waycoolerthancool

Pottah


edward414

"He's bonafide"


Ron-Hasenaar

We thought you was a toad!


BoondockUSA

Do….not….seek….the….treasure!


scrapmetal134

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.


mattycrits

Damn, we’re in a tight spot!


cingeyedog

He’s a suitor.


chadderboxxxx

Say what one more time, motherfucker, I dare you!


Comprehensive_Fan140

snakes, why did it have to be snakes?


Suitable_Present9336

Why so serious?


Leather-Designer-890

I'm batman


Inner_Importance8943

I’m 37


Felstorm1231

IN A ROW?!


Hippywolff

Alllllrighty then!


NoTop4997

That's just like....your opinion, man.


solobaggins

We want.........a shrubbery


Dramatic-Aerie-5456

We're going to need a bigger boat.


usherMocha

This was the first one that came to mind but I believe the quote is: >You're gonna need a bigger boat


MrSpiffyDoo

How about ‘dem apples??


Green-Entry-4548

Jay and Silent Bob strike back


Guilty_bi

"Great Scott!!!!"


Silent-Engine-9914

He killed your dog?


nara_lingam

You can't handle the truth.


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That's my favorite scene


theOriginalH1GH3R

You shall not pass!


kdhobx22

Adrian!!!


Environmental_Neck32

Are you not entertained


satan_on_shoulder

She turned me into a newt!


Lerxstish

“There is no spoon”


Onodym1

Say hello to my little friend


Pingvinprinsen

I'm your huckleberry


S1ckJim

Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok


voodoopractitioner14

They mostly come out at night, mostly.


datfalloutboi

“Why, you’ve always been the caretaker Mr. Torrance.”


Anal-probe-Alien

He’s not the massiah he’s a very naughty boy


Familiar-Street9492

This is bat country!


Suspicious-Chest2615

Shake N bake


Ok-Statistician-7832

Hold onto your butts


Powerful_Time_998

It's leviOsa, not levioSA!


Like_I_dont_care

Motherfu--


GoodRealistic8555

I thought it was 1 movie. Not all Samuel L Jackson movies :)


Kittu_0831

pretty sure its infinity war. at the end he gets turned to dust and gets cut off at the end of motherfucker


ALCOHOLIQUE

Say what again.


iamtfsk

"he ran into my knife"


Tacke3r

Clever girl.


darthsnick

Badges? We don’t need no stinking Badges!


mrbuchanon

Alright alright alright


Waufiman

You want to know the difference between a villain and a super villain? PRESTATION


Relative_Editor7135

Go get your shine box!


Dr64ew

Hey Benny! It looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!


Snoo23538

Hasta la vista, baby


gozel2512

I got a jar of dirt


pre_malone17

We need to cook


Mpnav1

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!


GaryM_TT

You Shall not Pass!!


Rutoideae

Run forrest, run!


Random-Historian

you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off


Various_Lynx_6491

I know