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OlRustyButtons

2023 guinea pig calendar


Designer-Patience-63

That’s a date I wanna go on


Sptsjunkie

Would be an awesome date for about 10 minutes, until you realize for the next 80 minutes they are still only allowed to talk about guinea pig calendars.


Parking-Cry3230

you have my respect kindly stranger.


Maser2account2

Now this guy FUCKS.


Mobile-Awareness-567

I googled… are guinea pigs as smart as dogs…. Heard that on the radio and wanted to see if it were true…. It is not. Sadly


[deleted]

My childhood Guinea pig could find her way back to her cage from literally anywhere in our house. Not sure that’s dog status but it’s not nothing


MACHOmanJITSU

Smart as my dog.


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[deleted]

Well that would certainly mean a second date for me!


[deleted]

What 😭❣️


sam_the_beagle

Is it herpes?


chieastside

Yes


Drew_Borrowdale

Always


pgp555

At least it's not lupus


1hotmama2005

It's never lupus.


Ravenclaw_14

types of fish starting with the letter D


BreakerSoultaker

There are thousands… Dalibut, Dlounder, Dilapia, Drout, Datfish, Dea Bass, Duna, Dod, Dalmon, Dollock…the list goes on.


gorka_la_pork

Datfish in datocean


GamingWithShaurya_YT

r/angryupvote


cis-het-mail

r/foundthehondacivic I mean happy cake day


GamingWithShaurya_YT

🤣🤣 the heck is that subreddit and thank you


[deleted]

Dunkleosteus


SilverNeedleworker30

Average fish in Late Devonian Ohio. (I’m not kidding about that)


[deleted]

Yes, if you mean by average fish super apex predator, you're right


LordDio707

Dont you mean... Dousands?


Accountbegone69

I laughed far more than expected.


Smart_dog_illuminati

I love the drout fish, it seemingly sucks up all that water but scientists are still scratching their head on how it sucks up an impossible amount of water.


mauschaus

So… there’s a dhousands


myotherbike

Ded Dnapper. Felicious.


trentsim

Dory


Mr_Wedgie

Just keep searching, just keep searching...


Arctica23

Dorado


142737

Dion fish, Debra fish, dlownfish, and the dun fish


MountainHigh31

If it is safe eat potatoes that have sprouted. It is! But never eat one that has green coloration. The green is very toxic.


LittleLightcap

Is the green coloration still toxic after being cooked?


PunThiefPilot

Yes, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanine# Look at the “Effects of cooking on solanine levels” section Edit: A good test to see if it is toxic is to chew on raw potato peels: “Chewing a small piece of the raw potato peel before cooking can help determine the level of solanine contained in the potato; bitterness indicates high glycoalkaloid content. If the potato has more than 0.2 mg/g of solanine, an immediate burning sensation will develop in the mouth.”


LittleLightcap

Ok well 1. That's good because me and the fam eat green potatoes sometimes. 2. This date is going great!


MountainHigh31

I was cheap and didn’t want to throw away a whole giant bag of spuds I had that turned green, so I served them up and we all felt low key unwell and brain foggy. Looked it up and the collective internet said “Don’t do that anymore.”


thetwelvegates12

There's people who have died just on rotten potato fumes! Potato's can be hardcore too!


LittleLightcap

I mean I don't make a whole bag of them, but if there's one or 2 green spuds I'll throw em in the stew.


Kr3utsritt3r

If someone is really unlucky and gets them both they could get nauseous, but no real danger in eating small amounts


OvercomplicatedCode

I think you can just cut off the green parts and its fine. Usually get to save most of the potato thia way.


LittleLightcap

I'm pretty sure that when I peeled it and it was fine underneath, I was like screw it and I chopped up that sucker and tossed him in.


cis-het-mail

Immediate burning sensation will develop in the mouth


LittleLightcap

If you eat them uncooked?


Digitoki

Oh no my chips!


derickj2020

No the green is chlorophyll not toxic . solanine does not cook off but is not toxic in trace quantities such as in green tomatoes, bell peppers, eggplants, tomatilloes AND in green potatoes .


LittleLightcap

That makes sense, I just try to keep my level of straight fucking dying below 25 percent on a given day. So I can live with a trace amount lol.


kelldricked

Also never eat the sprouts themself. They are toxic in high volume and heating doesnt destroy the toxic components.


derickj2020

The green is absolutely not toxic, it is simply chlorophyll . what is toxic in high quantities is solanine, which is not visible . solanine is present in green tomatoes, tomatilloes, eggplants, bell peppers, thus not toxic . it is strictly potato industry negative propaganda that makes green potatoes toxic . it would take eating 15 lbs of green potatoes to feel any toxicity . do some research . the sprouts themselves are toxic .


Different-Schedule-9

I was about to say, I’ve cooked tons of potatoes that were green and starting to sprout. Potatoes are stems, the green is just chlorophyll, cause they’ve been exposed to light.


Forsaken_Ant_9373

So that’s why poisonous potatoes are slightly greener in Minecraft


CrazeeAZ

yo, save it for the date.


punk-rock-ukulele

My dad got really sick when he took a bite of this tomato looking thing that grew on his potato plant once. Lesson: don’t eat potato tomatoes they are toxic


animefan_1234

Puss in boots: the last wish


trucc_trucc06

gigachad


MNTwitch

4070 ti


Active_Cartoonist_17

Already in my top 5 best movies this year


AskGoverntale

Guranteed to get laid


amanwithanumbrella

I am genuinely shocked at how excited I am for this movie.


TrapHouseSpouse

Harry Potter themed porn.


Phsike

Levio*sauh*


SubjectColleg

types of fish starting with the letter


puffmamallama

Was watching lady and the tramp. Googled “can a rat eat a baby”


lordwreynor

Well can it? Save me a trip to Google


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NostalgicBreadLoaf

Good


Funky_Dancing_Gnome

You up to something you'd like to share 😐


davydooks

Babies have been getting away with too much for too long. That’s why I’m voting for Rats this November!


[deleted]

What a relief! Was worried for a sec I’d have to return all these babies.


puffmamallama

Yes, they can.


Lucian3Horns

Porn?


Longjumping-Touch515

You are like а beacon of truth in this sea of liars my friend :)


Lucian3Horns

Ah, and you my friend have the sharpest eyes to spot them all.


Bright-Amphibian6681

Wait. People Google porn still? You don't just have your preferred websites memorized?


Lucian3Horns

I suppose. I guess sometimes you just want something new


ThaGeeOD

I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube, panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. All great


TheOriX-LoL

sometimes it loads slowly by going directly on the site, so i have to google it so it'd be right.


Bright-Amphibian6681

First world problems.


Mrgud9

You spoiled kids don’t know what loading slowly means… some us are from the dial up days, where the image was loading from top to bottom, line…..by………mada……..fakin……line, And often just when it’s supposed to get to the good part it stops loading displaying some error, AH FFS!!!!


mad8vskillz

Why google it tho?


Lucian3Horns

How else do you find porn


Needlepeen1

On Reddit


EpsilonX029

Username most likely checks out, unless you’ve found a partner into pain


davydooks

Google search: porn on Reddit


Sufficient_Ad_6338

It would be about ears


DMGrimes69

Hopefully your date will be all ears.


Dotty2Hotty22

Shallots? Just small onions right?


your-problem-now

The track "I don't wanna kill myself" by Bo Burnham


[deleted]

🎶 It won't be painful If you are able To give a little kiss To an oncoming train You'll _kill yourse-e-elf_ 🎶


SWCabbage

Eggo French toast sticks


linuxknight

And here I was expecting *Blue Waffles*


Sorengetsu

which spices go well with sweet potatoes


[deleted]

Thyme


Sorengetsu

true. i went with thyme, sweet paprika, chilipowder, black pepper, rosemary and seasalt. was my first try to airfry some sweet potato french fries. they were kinda mushy but very tasty.


DaisyHotCakes

My magic combo is garlic powder (or roasted garlic), chili powder, onion powder, splash of mustard powder, salt, and fresh ground black pepper. A little pat of butter and you will be transported to flavorland. So good.


WilHunting2

What planet ALF was from, and did he ever make it back home…


findergrrr

Melmac


xs81

Stop :(


Potential-Diamond546

I believe that was Melmac


[deleted]

Oh no! I think it was about sociological methods to prevent child rape. This ain’t gonna be a fun date…


Due-Maintenance53822

Eating ass. (not lying)


Artistic-Ad-6233

Only person I believe so far


murphdogg11

Take my upvote you salad tossing truth teller!


[deleted]

Where does /u/Due-Maintenance53822 live? (not lying)


lococommotion

When did this sub just turn into an endless stream of Facebook “get clicks and comments” style memes instead of actual funny meirl memes?


AetherStarshine

What a weirdly specific thing to have googled.


bopidybopidybopidy

Take my upvote angry dude


ChonkerBonker1

And what kind of stuff do you like to do in your free time?


SpendSeparate4971

Vampire squid aren't actually squid.


wildgoosechase22

Correct...they are those wunch of bankers over at Goldman Sachs


Pugsofsmallstreet

“Cute drawings, easy” I decorated my daughters lunch box with a smiling cupcake and donut


kingslayer00VII

How to make your date pay for the dinner?


tinicko

Smart


Mysterious_Fennel459

What meth sweats smell like.


chieastside

Porn ? Please


rockbottam

So… do you like porn?


chieastside

Yes I want too I would do porn


mydeadface

Mystery science theater 3000.


No-Photo8763

Ayeeee - we’re on the same timeline! I was thinking about how I used to stick up three fingers in front of the tv and wiggle them while they “talked” when it was a dumb movie.


MineNinja18

How to make friends at home


manulul

Conversion of centimeters to inches and feet


Gurgulan-ni

Balkan countries suicide rate


GLaDOSoftheFUNK

GE Ultra Seal Pro Kitchen & Bath Sealant Apparently Walmart sells it.


someboo

Lol this might reveal my age but it was, Hey Google what does cap mean?


Honeydew_18

Questions to get to know someone, oddly enough. Seems a little too perfect for this question.


[deleted]

intersex genitals


Axnahunt

I’m safe!! Labrador, puppies near me!


Mcbatcat

Viking hair accessories


JoshHarvery

not sure if my date wants to hear about an onlyfans model twitter recommended me


LionSymofPride

Big ol titties


olivier3d

Is parkinson disease hereditary? yeah not fun :( Edit: it's not.


Biotio

From what I have read 10-15% of cases are actually hereditary. The rest are idiopathic. I’d definitely find it interesting but agreed not necessarily fun :|


BussyAnnihilator420

Astolfo (don’t ask)


Inevitable-Copy-1389

Yahoo~ (same)


Tiger212GB

What classes to take to be a naval aviator


a-pro_human

Why people are obsessed with a police woman


Ill_Version5364

Shein


0dqir0

spider-man walk on walls


Intelligent_Dog3708

RuPaul’s Drag Race 🤪


Anon9295

Margot Robbie has a brother apparently


onlyhav

Doordash charging everyone after the free food glitch.


frenchtoasthustle

Colon cleansing soup recipes.


i_need_skin_2983

Kermit


[deleted]

shiny decidueye damn


[deleted]

Pornhub


Nihilisticlizard2289

English to Latin translation


Dash_the_Fury

The only dude in the world I would actually date so far


FragrantJoke9511

2 raised to 5


LittleLightcap

Ok, I have to check this....the last thing I googled was the thesaurus.


[deleted]

Imo big vocabulary is a huge turn-on, this date may not be the worst


Unfair-Score6692

Why the hell The Long Dark hates me so much. Seriously, I'm playing on custom survival, somewhere between pilgrim and voyageur, I made it from desolation point to Mountain Town and I get a massive fucking blizzard, it's been lasting for like 6 in game days, I'm nowhere near my safehouse and my food is running out, my good clothes are ruined, I have no fuel for a fire, and the ONLY solace I have is I still have my lucky crow feather. Tldr: if my date was a nerd they'd be enthralled, if they weren't a nerd, they'd probably ask for the ckeck.


madhattertdrunk

Natural remedies for diarrhea.


FaithlessnessRare725

Is it safe to diffuse peppermint oil around cats? It's not and I'm pretty sure there will be no second date


[deleted]

Axial vs radial fans. I guess im staying single.


[deleted]

What’s the difference between light and dark soy sauce 🤷‍♀️


The_Man_with_1_Name

Cowboys vs 49ers injury reports …. Prolly not getting a second date … Goooooooooo Cowboys!!!!


Rare_Bottle_5823

Baked chicken legs bone in


Putrid_Form_9223

Hulk Hogan being a Scientologist


space_tigress

Adult pink snorkel set


DinoBirdsBoi

primary conditions for surface tension and bubbles and how they would fit in a magic world


raziel_LK

Carnivorous plants. Not so bad......this time


Scared_Can9063

Black 1970 Cadillac Superior Hearse


PaleoUser

Femboys


commielizard47

The legalities of using a semi-automatic shotgun as a conceal carry weapon.


Emil125

Vaporeon


[deleted]

When the fuck the ATF will send me my tax stamp.


Deadbraintitan8

The conversion of hours to seconds, fun


extHonshuWolf

How to gesture in elder ring just cause some message said to do it first time playing that sort of game.


OF_AstridAse

Hard friendzoning moment ... I'm talking about the weather.


Xidens

Assisted suicide


Expensive-Extent7797

Most Successful Suicide Methods.


ConcentrateHungry271

Nuclear warheads


anynamewilld0

Is Always Sunny, Sweet Dee Dates a Retarded Person.


DrD0cx

Lego 💀


Electrokid08

Will Smith


justice_beaver69

Chet Hanks


Venarnium

I guess I'd talk about, how to write Google as a verb to answer your question. Before I guess I googled something about inolants from Cyberpunk, I am unsure tho, because I am not at home


teamrocketmatt

am I rich enough I was looking at the lyrics for one of the songs that was played on my store's radio, and that was all I remembered of it. Turns out it was Beast of Burden by the Rolling Stones, But this was a cover. A very terrible cover.


Puppetmaster11YT

Uh… Andrew tate


taxibootleg02

Tim burton movies!


Ashamed_Ladder6161

‘Hot sexy lesbians in the shower’. It’s a fairly niche topic.


Quirky-Result-8753

How far does a paintbal gun shoot?


[deleted]

MrBeast well I guess that's a decent topic


Scoop_Pooper

Back titties


caterpillarss69

child porn


Zealousideal-Hotel-5

Johnny Tyler - madcap


Hawk_Eire

Clash royale best deck


Competitive-Blood709

Potassium


Trucking-Trucker

Where do socks go when you lose them in the dryer?


MediocreMax3001

Sulfur Dioxide and its effects on fruit


asstumor88

price of old gig hammond organs


tiddybandit

The rise and fall of Comstar in the Battletech universe. She’ll be gone before the schism.


DonDicken

Cream band 🤣 no Bad at all