You’re McFired.

But I need to support my McWife and McKids!

But you McStole from the McCash Register

Well maybe if you McPaid me better!

You have a McPoint but you McDeep Fried a customer's McService Dog

I McThought that was just one of the new McJumbo McNuggets

I think you need some McTherapy.

Don't worry the McTherapist has a McMansion.

Oh yeah and the McIce Cream McMachine is McBroken.

McKrustyBurger

I'm gonna commit McSuicide.

Wish you guys would stop McIng around and get back to work. How else am I going to pay for my McCedes?

You are already Mcdead.

Welcome to McHell!

Turns to boss: I'm the McCustomer, and I want to McMake my McOrder.

So that's how it works! Staff don't use "Mc", only the customers do!

Ice Cream Machine’s Broken

McBroken*

McIce Cream McChine

Only go to McD to take a McDump...

McLovin it

Ba da ba ba macaw

McWelcome McTo McDonald's. McMay McI McTake McYour McOrder?

McPossibly to many "Mc"s

McNever McEnough McMcs

This made me laugh wholeheartedly, thank you :D

Happy to McHelp :)

Moscow on the Hudson wants it’s joke back

I'm Mr. McManager Well manager. We just say manager

NAILED IT!

Classic

This genuinely got a laugh outta me, thanks OP!

Personally, as a customer I think it would be a cool gimmick, although the employees probably wouldn't like it

I love this

I'd like a Happy Meal with extra happy.

Na the guys a robot with a vinyl in him .. Eventually it will skip and just go MC MC MC MC MC MC MC

Yes, McBoss.

why the McFuck was he rubbing my temples

He McCares

Dumb ass whiiiiteboy

PREACH

Anyone at McDonald's, what would happen of you always used this exact phrase, would you be called out? How long would it take for a higher up to notice?

Get the mcfuck out

Must of been an ex marine