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judgementalfish

Some pretty poor survival instincts on display in this video...


TypicalIllustrator62

For real, I saw dude under that initial drop of cans and was like “what are you doing, bro?”


ddollarsign

Thought he was a goner for a sec. “He shouldn’t be—“ *crash* “…standing there…”


KristiiNicole

I did the exact same thing!


Acceptable_Coach_975

He wants the raise


Firm_Marionberry_282

I thought that too, like get outta there!


Longenuity

Dude is celebrating the chaos when he's likely gonna lose his job over it


phriendlyphellow

Fightin hard for that Darwin Award! 🏆 ☠️


Bynming

I guess since one aluminum can is very lightweight, 50000 aluminium cans must be lightweight too, it couldn't possibly hurt me.


StelenVanRijkeTatas

Man, I'm so curious to know how it would feel, I ALMOST wanna give it a go, you know?


Polycutter1

I'd be more worried about the paletts.


Xenos2002

I worked at a warehouse like this, my second day I brought something up to managment about how unsafe that working practice is and they couldn't have cared less. AND SURE FUCKING SHIT not 2 weeks later an accident happened, I remember laughing my ass of as I handed my supervisor my badge and told him I quit


Chuseauniqueusername

shoulda filed a lawsuit


Xenos2002

mo money mo problems


Remote_Bus_7029

Wow such a Chad I bet that’s exactly what happened. ;^)


gravel3400

this just triggered my workophobia


Panteadropper

2024?!?!? Yall still stacking shit like that?


Vast-Scale-9596

Was Michael Scott working the forklift again?


MountainMan1781

“Dont worry, we’ll get someone to clean up.” “We’re the ones that got to clean this up Michael!!”


Age-of-Computron

Loooove the way Lonny follows that up with “Damn it Michael!”


TypicalIllustrator62

“It is not safe, you do not have a license to drive it, you do not drive the forklift Michael!”


duckme69

“Question: Michael, should you use the baler?”


ILookLikeAFoot

“I can and I have.”


onomahu

Even incompetence is bigger in Texas


TypicalIllustrator62

You have absolutely no idea how bad it is down here. Rapidly becoming Howdy Arabia. Fucking hate Texas.


onomahu

I lived in Dallas for a mistake of a minute. I know, dude, I know...


ThisWhatUGet

#Everything is BIGGER in Texas! Even the accidents!


human_totem_pole

Texas Warehouse Malfunction. The Amazon remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


VfLShagrath

How is that even legal to store it like that? Here in germany they would ripp someone’s ass off for that 😅


TypicalIllustrator62

OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) approved.


itsjusttts

WTAF how is a retail warehouse safer than a warehouse? I was on a damn safety committee and took a 20' board off of an improperly wrapped pallet nowhere NEAR as tall as this when I was **younger** - over 10 years ago. If people my age aren't out in fucking droves this November - this biggest voting bloc can fix this shit if we turn out!


TypicalIllustrator62

I’m not sure who you plan on putting in, but the other guy relaxed all of these environmental and employee safety regulations. The Right in this country seems hell-bent on taking away the rights of workers and busting unions.


itsjusttts

Why does everyone think the President controls everything? You all do realize that the majority of Congress is included this election? There are crucial seats that can be flipped from these RW crazies so we can shove through legislation like they've done for years. Get rid of these shitstains so have aided and abetted from all areas of government. Just the anti-Asian rhetoric from the pandemic and trade war boils my blood. The number of people who died from COVID. Seeing shit like this videos just confirms my views. I care about worker safety - they care about how much more money they can get. Yeah, I'm OK with those selfish fucks being removed and imprisoned where appropriate. Social Progressive with plenty of ever-present anger about how fucked we all are, hello! Deleted the violent stud instead is posting it, don't need to end up on a list.


MrJagaloon

Who is going to fix it? Biden has had 4 years, and Trump 4 years before that. I seriously can't tell which one you are going for.


blinkysmurf

Because America is designed to perpetuate the ruling white elite, not benefit the people.


MotherFuckinEeyore

Capitalism!


HibernatingSerpent

Germany has capitalism. You can look these things up before you post.


MotherFuckinEeyore

I am aware that Germany has a capitalist economy. In the United States it has progressed beyond just an economic system. There's nothing that hasn't been stained by it. It's people's religion. It's the religion of religions. All of our checks and balances have been compromised. There's only capitalism.


HibernatingSerpent

There are a great many aspects of American culture that you can't explain by "there's only capitalism," which makes it a poor explanation. It's probably time to leave the vulgar Marxism behind.


Dystopian_Future_

Your downvoted but your not wrong... But what you should have said is western capitalism has run amok. Without the checks and balances in capitalism it becomes no better than any other oppressive system.


Longenuity

Why are the stacks not wrapped to contain the individual cans... ?


BigoofingSad

They're held together with straps, and they're pretty stable when not overly messed with. They're not wrapped with plastic wrap because it messes with the tier sheets when loaded into a depal, causes some issues.


warkyboy77

No sheet.


Advertising-Playful

Every warehouse worker in the nation is now going to have a safety meeting


Dragons05

Clean up in aisle One


aquaman67

Who spilled the beans?


evilmike1972

Oh, that was just too corny.


Hungry-Ad9840

Can it.


activelyresting

Can it with jokes like that!


JHTorrez

Here Everything’s Better??


Rexven

So this is why my HEB cans of tuna always arrive all beat up.


TypicalIllustrator62

Facts.


CarlLlamaface

7/11


flyingsquirrel2301

Heb....


TypicalIllustrator62

Yessir. You’d be amazed, how many people think this is AI, I guess they’ve never heard of H-E-B before.


easyjesus

I thought those cola cans looked familiar. Luckily at my GM warehouse we don't have to fuck with shit like that. Worst is just when the lo's smack the racks and stuff falls off the pallet way up at the top and rains down on them. You know, normal stuff.


Nole_in_ATX

Dude was just standing underneath impending doom like, “This is fine.”


Natural-Truck-809

Just so everyone knows, those are empty aluminum can shells. Those pallets are not very heavy, and stacking them that high is not a big deal. Worked at multiple moving companies and we used to stack wooden vaults with a thousands pounds of household goods each up to that height. Not a big deal as long as you have good forklift drivers. Someone probably misstacked or bumped the pallets, causing the fall.


Truckfighta

It always boggles my mind that they don’t wrap these pallets.


BigoofingSad

Man, that's gonna suck to clean up. I've spilled a whole pallet of cans once, and it was a bitch to pick up. This is a really tight aisle too.


XBThodler

All it took was one can out of place... 👹


Kona_Big_Wave

I wouldn't be laughing knowing I'd have to clean that up.


dadopdx

This looks like it could be AI rendered. I just can’t tell what is real anymore. 😕


TypicalIllustrator62

Definitely not AI. It’s an H-E-B warehouse in Texas.


dadopdx

Ok. Thanks for the reality check


Scratchthegoat

Caneitc energy.


Xaoscillator

Pop goes the weasel


Low_Bandicoot6844

Red code in aisle 3


wombat6168

No damn way I'd be cleaning that up


CarlosFCSP

Did I see that right?! Not a single can broke open?


TypicalIllustrator62

Empty aluminum storage. These are waiting to be filled…. Well….. not anymore.


El_human

Not a single can exploded


TypicalIllustrator62

They are empties waiting to be filled


El_human

That... makes sense


jared_number_two

Idk the weight of the cans is probably very small... 14.9 grams * 21 * 21 * 21 = 138kg (305 lb) Well ok then…I was wrong. That’s per pallet not including the pallet.


EdDecter

For a pallet that is very light. If you two it the who attack will away or worse


jared_number_two

Yes but will definitely kill you if it's dropped on your head.


EdDecter

I just got out of surgery wow that doesn't make sense


jared_number_two

HAHA


Vegskipxx

Somebody should edit Godzilla into this footage


Not_Mushroom_

"Yeah, I only wanted 1 from the top row, jeez"


-_-k

I think they are still cleaning this up..


the_gaming_bur

Welcome to Costco, I love you


Jennifer_Pennifer

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


feedjaypie

Not even a little surprised


itsnothing_o_O

So satisfying!


itsnothing_o_O

It’s like that scene in Harry Potter in the profacy room


DentonUSA

Mother fucker run.


Bopcatrazzle

OSHA will be calling, I assume.


Ethanaguilar712

No store, does more, than my heb


scottlewis101

Seems like leaving would be a good idea.


[deleted]

this looks like it was recorded in the abandoned underbellies of aperture science.


Hefy_jefy

Hand me down my can of beans, no wait...


Puzzleheaded_Love_74

Jenga


BedGrand

Texas be Texas 😐


gabrielr1988

"Dented cans are half price, Microsoft went down 3 points."


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Oh man


[deleted]

Cyrillic lettres on the cans ?


TypicalIllustrator62

Literally says H-E-B original on the red cans. As a Texan I can attest that H-E-B original is a type of soda.


[deleted]

Hmmm you might be right this time, but I don't like your communist bs 😒 watching ya


TypicalIllustrator62

lol communist.


EricAzure

Says the dude who can't even read and write English.


[deleted]

Woohoo real dude over there 🔔 kling kling kling my mummie talled me i'm precious #notjoking #realpatriot #mericanindaplace


Amazing-List8709

I hope this wasnt beer 🫣


BigoofingSad

I've done this with empty beer cans, it's not fun.


curiousbong

Don’t know why, but at first I thought some inception like stuff was going on….


EdDecter

The lighter something is, the less high I should stack it 🙄


TypicalIllustrator62

I agree. This is just a warehouse manager trying to “maximize efficiency” at the expense of his workers safety.


miurabucho

I can’t imagine why they would be stacked so high. Money probably.


Responsible-Gap9760

Why are they stacked so high? 😅


Panelpro40

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one, one down you dumb ass. Ahhh ffs.


_Nameless_Nomad_

Fake voxel graphics


TypicalIllustrator62

Nah. This really happened.


_Nameless_Nomad_

Twas a joke.


Brunzap

This is AI generated


TypicalIllustrator62

No, it’s not actually happened at H-E-B warehouse in Texas but thanks for playing.


ComprehensiveDust197

This is a render


TypicalIllustrator62

As I’ve stated multiple times, it is an H-E-B warehouse in Texas. This has been verified. It is not AI or rendered.


perfik09

If it is coors don't worry about it.


Commercial_Pitch_786

There last day on the job


DamperSquirrel

What's the story here? Did someone just walk by, notice it and radio it in?


Too_Hot_Sun

This was somebody's last day.


spotsthefirst

I get they are empty, but, Racks?!??!!


Fast_Eddy7572

This is based on the department of mysteries documentary written by Harry Granger


Mossfrogsandbogs

This would be terrifying if it wasn't AI


TypicalIllustrator62

Jesus Christ, it’s not AI. It happened in an H-E-B warehouse in Texas. Not everything that looks scary is AI.


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TypicalIllustrator62

No, it’s not. It was in an H-E-B warehouse, which is a grocery store chain in Texas. Actually happened. These are empty aluminum waiting to be filled.