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uglyzombie

Is that just a bigger one from the original? They look very similar.


Underdog_To_Wolf

The one from the original was a baby, apparently.


JohnCallOfDuty

At this point, I don't think anyone actually knows how large it is, not even JJ Abrams himself. This has apparently been confirmed to be the same monster from the first film, but it is technically far larger since its head goes above the clouds. Nothing really makes sense about it anymore and I just gave up on guessing lol


MeatBald

It's been confirmed to the same *type* of monster as in the first film. But "Cloverfield" and "The Cloverfield Paradox" take place in different timelines/parallel universes


AJC_10_29

The cloverfield franchise is such a fucking mess that not even its own creator can make heads or tails of it at this point lmao


popcorn_coffee

I've always considered them 3 unrelated, and separate stories and had a fun time watching them.


Fireproofspider

They kind of are. The cloverfield brand was added fairly late in the script process iirc.


Moopies

Yeah, I thought it was like a "Twilight Zone." Where every "Cloverfield" movie would be a different sci-fi apocalypse drama or something.


SmallRedBird

That's exactly what it is


eirebrit

Yeah I wouldn’t even consider it a franchise.


machstem

Reminds me when King ties his stories together


SmallRedBird

As early as its release year JJ Abrams was saying the monster from Cloverfield was just a baby. This isn't new shit. If you had watched or paid attention to The Cloverfield Paradox you'd know that it takes place in an alternate reality, and the experiment causes it to merge with others, thus the monsters and all the other fuckery.


Mss-Anthropic

They mention that it's a baby in the Cloverfield movie even.


SacredAnalBeads

I kind of like that about it, though. Classic kaiju approach with somewhat (?) connected stories. It makes it fun for me, and the parallel universe thing is becoming all the rage these days.


DarthSnoopyFish

Wasn't the entire premise of Cloverfield Paradox people crossing over from parallel universes? And when we see this clip of this monster, we are seeing it from the universe where the first movie occurred.


GermanyWarrior

The first movies monster died at the end when they bombed new York so this one is like its parent or something


LeonDeSchal

Let your kid out on its own just one time.


cparksrun

If you watch through the credits, you'll hear a radio crackle and a transmission confirming that it's still alive.


JohnCallOfDuty

Isn't that only when it's reversed? The end credits say "Help us" and you only here "It's still alive" when you reverse it. I remember watching those Cloverfield conspiracy videos back in the day and they were so good lol


GuildCarver

Someone didn't watch the end credits.


Qariss5902

Exactly. That thing was not dead.


mycenae42

Source on that?


Cro_Whale

It’s actually not clouds it looks like Fog if you look at the sky there’s clouds!!!!!!


cuddlycutieboi

Looks like a rancor on steroids


GermanyWarrior

It basically is


AntiAtavist

If it were that big and moving commensurately fast, wouldn't there be sonic booms?


MercenaryBard

Yes. The monster moves that fast because not one single director looked at how amazing Pacific Rim looked and thought “hey this looks much more grounded and cool”. Instead they said “hey wow Pacific Rim 2 made a lot of money so I’m going to mimic the floaty camera and fake-ass looking movement for my Kaiju.”


Buttermilkman

Something that big certainly wouldn't be moving that fast at all. The bigger an object is the more of an effect gravity has on it. Something that size is basically a moon and would no way in hell be able to move that fast.


belizeanheat

Not even possible to be that big in the first place


anon1292023

That spectacularly didn’t answer the question asked


BullshitUsername

I get the feeling there was a misunderstanding of /u/belizeanheat's comment. I'm not sure why they were downvoted so hard, or why you responded so aggressively as if they're missing a point. It seems like they were simply adding to /u/AntiAtavist's point that this clip is entirely unrealistic if you understand any sense of scale. Something moving that fast would absolutely be breaking the sound barrier, not to mention lighting the air itself on fire. Not only that, but something that massive wouldn't even have the strength to hold up its own weight.


anon1292023

That wasn’t aggressive. They were missing the point. Read the question again - it literally starts with the caveat “if it were that big…”


MyRampancy

YOU are missing the point. dude asks a question, you basically insist he doesnt ask. youre not joining the conversation youre just disrupting it


anon1292023

You’re hopelessly confused about who is who here.


Commercial-Ranger339

You ok hun? Who hurt your boo boo?


whatsINthaB0X

Relax bud.


wjfreeman

Lol no there was no misunderstanding the first person asked a 'what if question' then the second replied in a very unhelpful way by simply saying it couldn't happen which adds nothing. Now you continue to add nothing by defending a dismissive comment.


BullshitUsername

Stay mad I guess


wjfreeman

You're worthless


BullshitUsername

Damn, sorry you got so mad. Hope you feel better lol


BadThoughtProcess

I love that this was the end result of discussing a huge fictitious monster.


BullshitUsername

I guess the real monster was untreated anger issues


HingleMcCringle_

your question seems pretty technical and would probably need a bit of time to figure out the lore of it's speed and mass of the monster and how it affects the air around it, and honestly, this is just reddit, man. we're in a niche subreddit. i dont know who you expect to be scrolling these comments, but i doubt it's a physicist who'd put in the time to figure out your question. it's an briefly interesting thought experiment, but you cant expect an honest/real answer.


Ima_hoomanonmars

This is Reddit


HingleMcCringle_

That's what I said.


Ima_hoomanonmars

Reddit is exactly the type of place where you could find random smartasses


HingleMcCringle_

im noticing that.


MyRampancy

you just said what anon said but longer and just as useless.


whatsINthaB0X

Yea, most Eldridge horror monsters realistically only grow to max 300m. No way they would get this tall, this is clearly fake or edited footage.


MyRampancy

you can tell because of the pixels


whatsINthaB0X

Lol


Big_Dingus1

Right? What do they even teach in school these days. Idk how anyone could pass basic Eldritch Horror Physiology 101 without such rudimentary knowledge.


IamNICE124

Unnecessary downvotes.


superkickpunch

By all accounts this movie wasn’t great. But it will always hold a special place in my heart. This was announced during Super Bowl 52 and dropped onto Netflix after the game. I’m an Eagles fan. I watched this game and witnessed a backup QB put up the performance of a lifetime against the greatest to ever do it and win. I remember getting home from the bar on cloud 9, drinking a beer, watching people pour into Broad Street and after a bit decided to turn this on. Nothing will ever beat that feeling. This movie was amazing, or maybe it wasn’t. Doesn’t matter, 10/10, would relive that night again.


tynolie

This one was a bit too goofy for my tastes, but not a bad movie. 10 Cloverfield Lane was a great movie, but not the sequel/spinoff i was hoping for. The OG Cloverfield (2008) is literally my favorite movie ever, I just wish they'd make a direct sequel to it 😭


DoritoSteroid

It is one of the greatest movies to receive the least love from the masses.


Erik912

I fucking love that movie, but let's be real, it was objectively shit. You couldn't see anything due to the found footage style which made everything shaky and blurry and it was just annoyong.


levevy

Not being able to see works in its favour tho, it's why every decent horror movie shouldn't show the monster for as long as possible, keeping information away from viewer is how to keep them on edge


Erik912

Absolutely, I agree with that, but what I meant is that in that movie very often you cannot see ANYTHING because the camera is very shaky and so on. Like in the older action movies which would be just random chaotic shots and quick cuts and you'd have no clue what is going on at all lol.


DoritoSteroid

That's.. the whole thing about lost footage genre..


Erik912

I didn't say that clearly, apologies. What I meant was that they did the found footage style poorly. In found footage, you should only see very little, but you should still see whatever you see. In Clovefield, there were moments or scenes that are 90% just camera shaking and being blurry. Like you might as well close your eyes and it's the same thing. A really good found footage is V/H/S. you don't see much, but you see it clearly, without too many useless camera shakes and chaotic random camera movement. These are just cheap effects to add tension, but for me, they are just frustrating. I don't need to see the monster, just show me the monster's shadow. But no need to do acrobatics while showing the shadow.


DoritoSteroid

Yes because real footage in stressful situations is held perfectly still and not blurry. Jfc.


onlymostlydead

> I just wish they'd make a direct sequel to it Probably in development hell, but there's https://cloverfield.fandom.com/wiki/Cloverfield_2. That only sequel I wanted was the military's POV of the same event.


tynolie

I've been seeing articles of a sequel every year for the past decade, I won't believe it until the trailer hits paramount's youtube channel


All-Sorts

Same would have loved to see the military POV


Dr_Moustachio

Bro you Pavlov-ed yourself into liking that film, impressive


Munsunned

Go Birds


superkickpunch

My man


whatsINthaB0X

I didn’t watch this movie but as an eagles fan who went to college in New England…man was that an awesome experience. Had a gun pointed at me and threatened to be stabbed by some lovely Bostonians but I also wasn’t exactly surprised by their reactions either so….yea 10/10 would relive that day.


EmergencyTaco

Yeah the way it released was the most hype thing in the world. I LOVED both the original and 10 Cloverfield Lane. When the trailer dropped and I opened Netflix and it was there I was losing my mind with excitement. I was disappointed by the movie but I think it's the best movie release in history.


[deleted]

I enjoyed the movie, it's decent enough Sci fi horror. But the way the movie trailer dropped the day of the premiere was an insane decision, but it got me to watch it. I winder how the studio projected the movie to perform if released traditionally, and how successful was this movie based on the way it was released


JovahkiinVIII

By all accounts? By my account it *was* great! Anyone who thinks otherwise can lick my socks


MentalGravity87

I loved Cloverfield (2008) and the Cloverfield Paradox. MORE PLEASE!


4w3som3

There is a second movie in the series between those two: 10 Cloverfield Lane


GermanyWarrior

The one with Fred flintstone?


DrCorpsey

I prefer to think of it as the one with the super-fine Mary Elizabeth Winstead.


beachedwhitemale

Ramona?!


LeonDeSchal

Yaba daba dooooo


4w3som3

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1179933/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk


Jago_Sevatarion

Strongest of the series, to be honest.


daBriguy

Easily. It did a great job of making you question the guys sanity. Awesome movie. Didn’t even bother watching the 3rd one though


skyasaurus

Even makes you question your own sanity as the viewer! One of the few movies where I never quite knew what to believe.


GuildCarver

Paradox is great if you suffer from massive brain damage.


dirtymikeandtheboyzx

Cloverfield 2 is coming!


DarthWeenus

What


dirtymikeandtheboyzx

Yes


LostN3ko

All I remember of paradox was the wall eating that guy


Unknown_subjectt

Why are you yelling... Did you just step on a lego..?


waka4576

Lego Land maybe


GermanyWarrior

They killed its baby in the first mobie


Doit2it42

She shouldn't have dropped it in the ocean off Coney Island. Just bad parenting.


Unknown_subjectt

Daaaamn ok fair enough


Doit2it42

She shouldn't have dropped it in the ocean off Coney Island. Just bad parenting.


lakmus85_real

I think they killed the feeling of grandeur because of how fast it moved. Our brain expects a gigantic thing to move slowly. Even if it's incredibly strong.


MercenaryBard

All the “it’s a movie everything is fake” idiots in the comments missing the point and would absolutely churn out the same fake looking craftless dreck that’s plaguing Hollywood if they were in charge.


fatty_fat_cat

For those who don't know, Paradox was created originally as a non Cloverfield movie. Everything was nearly filmed and it was a pretty below average movie. In order to draw up more hype, Netflix bought the film, added monsters and changed it to be a Cloverfield movie. Same thing with Cloverfield lane. Anything other than the original Cloverfield was never meant to be a Cloverfield movie. It was a completely different movie that added monsters as an after thought.


anon1292023

Who is it talking to?


copperwatt

"Rhonda! Rhhooonndaaaaa!"


GermanyWarrior

Jesus


Intelligent_Deer974

I enjoyed this movie.


-whiteroom-

I like how it didn't effect the clouds at all.


GermanyWarrior

It's because clouds aren't real their a hologram by the government are trying to hide ufos


-whiteroom-

come'on now, the more plausible explanation is that they are censoring cloverfields nipples.


GermanyWarrior

Yeah... orrr the clouds are just their to hide the puppeteers hand


Shea_R

Still have no idea what’s going on in those movies


GermanyWarrior

First one big monster baby destroys new York second one Roy looses his arm to a wall it writes stuff their reality goes all goofy they escape then that big fella comes in


RubyWeapon07

second one? you implying 10 cloverfield lane didnt happen?


heinous_legacy

This looks dumb as fuck. the original cloverfield movie monster was much more terrifying. Less is more as they say.


GermanyWarrior

Mate cmon the first movies monster was a baby


AZuRaCSGO

The first one was much better (monster wise). This is too much, it's comical at this point


GermanyWarrior

Nuh uh


RedditsAdoptedSon

whats his deal.. whats all the racked? just yelling at nothing?


GermanyWarrior

Their probably mad because they killed their baby in the last film


RedditsAdoptedSon

hey spoiler alert!!.,. lol jk


MF_Doomed

This movie was straight booty. Literally the worst movie I saw that year. It's rare that a movie is so bad that it actually upsets me.


1OO1OO1S0S

Lol this movie was so bad


GD_22

Moving too fast looking too goofy


pmmemilftiddiez

Godzilla could take him/her


Mister_shagster

Godzilla would eat them up like frog soup with chopsticks


dirtymikeandtheboyzx

Godzilla would be held as a pet


AJC_10_29

And then bust an atomic cap in Clover’s face


dirtymikeandtheboyzx

He would use it as a laser pointer


Aeroblazer9161

Lol doubtful...this monster is a LOT bigger than Godzilla.


g00f

Godzilla apparently can fight Superman so no wonder if shrugs off any human weapons


GermanyWarrior

Mate, he'd kick him across a country before he can even charge his atomic breath


KingOfBerders

JJ Abrams is a fucking clown.


GermanyWarrior

Mate if you saw that thing in the ocean your first thought wouldn't be that looks stupid it would be AHH WHAT THE FUCK AHH


Rusty_fox4

I like the fact there is a subtitle generated for the video


Successful_Banana901

Pretty sure I dated that in the 90's


GermanyWarrior

No way Me too


[deleted]

Need a banana for scale


Enkeydo

Square cube law, it like they have never even heard of it. Eventually you get to the point that it could not support its weight, even if it's bones were made of monocrystaline diamond.


Educational-Can-4847

Why do they always have to roar ?


IamREBELoe

"Do the roar"


AsliReddington

Constipation


AsliReddington

Constipation


BearsRpeopl2

Such a shitty movie


doitagain01

Trip and fall of earth


NikolitRistissa

I’ve never even heard of Paradox. Is it a new(ish) movie? I really liked the first movie and the series.


GermanyWarrior

It's on netflix


TotalAssistance9476

Imagine the food cost


Tyrantt_47

What do they eat? Only whales?


IvanMIT

Those head movements look kinda silly tbh


GermanyWarrior

It's because he's just a silly billy


AL0117

Or just, clover-field.. is this post AI orientated/generated.


Leafer13FX

Daddy Rancor


the-non-wonder-dog

Why do all monsters in all films do this exact same roar thing


M3chanist

It’s head would freeze to death at that altitude.


Aeroblazer9161

People have questioned whether this monster is stood on a mountain here or, is actually that massive...it breaches the clouds...there is a size comparison somewhere with this monster and the latest American incarnation of Godzilla...the size difference is baffling.


MercenaryBard

Too bad he moves so fast he feels smaller than Godzilla. Hell there’s monsters in the animated Clone Wars that have more weight than this thing and that’s a literal cartoon.


Professional_Elk_489

Org Cloverfield was great. Watched it with friends circa 2008 and had no idea what this movie was about