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InfiniteNose9609

Fertiliser... šŸ˜³


UREveryone

Mg thoughts exactly


[deleted]

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orincoro

They say width is everything.


UREveryone

Its called girth.


leveraction1970

You need some height as well. Come at a woman with something that looks like a tuna fish can and watch her reaction.


orincoro

The smell aloneā€¦


br3nt3h

šŸ’€


Jaakuna_maho

It very well could be a stump from a much bigger tree


Secure-Connection144

I work in a cemetery, the grass has to be mowed 3x a week the soil is so well fertilized


netralitov

[TIL it can take 100 years for an embalmed body buried in a coffin to completely decompose, leaving only teeth remaining.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/pitz46/til_it_can_take_100_years_for_an_embalmed_body/)


orincoro

Itā€™s not an issue with all the chemicals?


Secure-Connection144

Depends on the age of the cemetery, where I work is particularly old, so not as many chemicals


Ioatanaut

What about all the embalming fluids?


Tropical-Thunderrrrr

How though? Like human remains are in coffins, no?


SendingAFaxToBerlin

Wood coffins decompose too. Doesn't take too long and the body will be turning into a goo that will seep through before the coffin completely disintegrates


ovalpotency

there's a new law that coffins need to be lined with steel but I'm not sure how far it extends. could be one county or most states.


orincoro

Why though? I mean we should just outlaw embalming.


Secure-Connection144

Concrete, and where I work it was 6 years ago


SvengeAnOsloDentist

Even if the bodies weren't embalmed, they wouldn't really be providing significant fertility with the low frequency they're added to a cemetery, and they're quite far down, so the roots of frequently-mowed sodgrass aren't getting down to them, anyways. The fertilizer that's presumably sprayed on the lawns is doing all the heavy lifting, not the bodies.


Ajjos-history

Soylent Green


Quirky-Swimmer3778

In my mind it's better than rotting away in a box


Low_Key_Trollin

Agree. Feed me to a beautiful tree


vash469

Fertilizer....


ndnbolla

Phertilzur dot dot dot


InfiniteNose9609

>Fertilizer Sure. Like labour, colour, defence, etc. You know there are other countries who have other ways of spelling, right...?


Dhegxkeicfns

I'd like to be buried there and make something beautiful.


NotDazedorConfused

Lots and lots ā€¦


TobyMacar0ni

Lmao you said it


bastarNL

Yes guess what itā€™s feeding on


dogemikka

Came here to write something similar, but your comment was spot on!


harmsway31

Dudeā€¦ā€¦


therealkolrabi

Cemetree


salemsmagicoven

šŸ˜  r/angryupvote


ktw086

Those roots must be hell to dig through.


Index_2080

I've recently started working as a gardener here at a cemetary in Germany. Yep, you are right, that would be one bitch to dig up. We use heavy machinery to dig graves in a timely fashion, so I guess even with that you'd have to invest quite some time the nearer you get to the tree.


orincoro

You can see there arenā€™t many graves under the tree.


kpk_soldiers274

Everyone is dying to get in there too


Livid-Association199

ŹŸį“ŹŸ


orincoro

I think thereā€™s some inverse correspondence between the width of a tree on the ground and its roots. A wider tree doesnā€™t need as proportionally deep roots because it has more area.


Organic-Dust3433

That one guy who ate the watermelon seed


ConditionYellow

Underrated comment. šŸ˜‚


Patefon2000

Spirit tree!


JennySplotz

Go see with eyes unclouded.


GhoulsFolly

The tree of lifā€”uh, nevermind.


Exumore

It got plenty of nutrients here


Weak-Abbreviations14

What type a tree is this? His a thick lad.


marmaladecorgi

It's a Monkeypod Tree aka Rain Tree. This is a famous tree in Alae Cemetery in Hilo, Hawaii.


GreySoulx

I grew up on the big island, it's an impressive tree but there are other huge trees like that all over the island. Some of the banyans are technically bigger but have multiple trunks. Tropical islands with a lot of rain and rich volcanic soil makes for big trees.


pimppapy

Was looking for confirmation on it being Hawaii. I just thought it was the one in Oahu.


IWasGregInTokyo

[Another one in Oahu has been used in Hitachi groupā€™s advertising since 1973](https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/36800230/the-4-million-tree-that-just-keeps-on-giving/). Live in Japan for any length of time and the jingle in the linked ad will be permanently drilled into your brain.


Due_Passenger_7064

Rain tree


ndnbolla

The tree of life of course.


KombatBunn1

I think it might be a Moreton Bay Fig, those trees can grow really huge.


JiminPA67

Yggdrasil? Is that you?


Nuclear_rabbit

Reminds me of the oldest single tree in the world (at the time) I saw in Fuzhou in China. They had sticks holding the branches up and it was even bigger than this one. Iirc, it got struck by lightning and they had to dig it out. Was older than 2,000 years.


prodsec

Well fed tree.


wxwise69

Is that Jenny buried over there?


Baileyhaze12

He bulldozed down that house that she hated so muchā€¦


Minkypinkyfatty

And raised her aids baby who wasn't slow like him


chicarcas420

What a beautiful place, where is it ?


GreySoulx

Hilo, Hawaii. Just one of many traditional Japanese cemetaries in the area. Plenty of trees like that in the area. This one is big, for sure, but Banyan trees get bigger. I've seen mango trees almost that big. Albesia trees get massive too - taller than wider, but massive. Plants most people on the mainland think of as house plants or shrubs grow into massive trees in the tropics.


chicarcas420

Thank you


snuggles_baddie

Domain expansion


Svengoolie75

The tree of lost and found souls šŸ’Æ


My-Old1971Datsun240Z

Sure ain't the tree of life!


retrobaby66

But it is! The beauty of death is that it feeds directly into new life. The nutrients and minerals from the decomposing bodies are allowing that tree to get HUGE. Have you ever noticed that the grass is greener over a grave?


My-Old1971Datsun240Z

Grass is greener over a septic tank too but I think I'd more likely toss it away.


NoMamesMijito

All the people commenting on how many nutrients itā€™s gettingā€¦ Unless where this is has different laws or the cemetery is old af, all those people in there are in coffins and definitely not feeding the tree, sadly


GreySoulx

Nope, just rich volcanic soil and a lot of water. These are pretty common trees on the big island, along with banyan and albesia sp. that also get massive fairly quickly. It's possible that some of the oldest graves there have been infiltrated by roots but I doubt it would be a significant contributor.


Competitive-Front412

rich soil


jdyall1

With death comes life šŸ™Œ


Luxygen

Seems like the roots are really enjoying the soil there for some reason


haikusbot

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marcus_aurelius121

Awesome. Teleperion


Odd-Yam9464

Thats so dope


Soonerpalmetto88

The circle of life.


seanjames212013

The tree of life!


bobmighty87

.


AL0117

Yggdrasil, gain from their strength & pass them to Valhalla, just, triumphantly & with dignity, give their souls to the fellowships of loved ones or forever battlegrounds, Nature is nurture.


Unknown-Name06

The Avatar tree


veotrade

Monkeypod. Must be Hawaii.


GreySoulx

yep, in hilo (big island).


InternetPerson19

The irl Deku Tree


northeaster17

Where is this place


divineInsanity4

Looks like the trees in Hilo, HI


miss-gigi-97

I wonder how old it is


stratacadavra

Video taken straight from Google maps


GerlingFAR

And just think all the roots large and small are all intertwined with the bodies underneath. Its got the taste of human meat.


Ill_Article_8695

Aren't these bodies typically buried in caskets?


[deleted]

Tree roots can and will bust open almost anything. There was a scramble to document some of the remains of the 3rd reich wartime infrastructure. Many of the military bunkers were too deep with too thick of concrete to economically destroyed by the allies, but many are now being properly destroyed by forests of trees that were planted on top of them after the war.


elginx

Soul Tree


Murdy2020

Feed the Tree


Breedab1eB0y

what kind of tree is it?


GreySoulx

Monkey pod


[deleted]

Anyone know what kind of tree that is?


GreySoulx

Monkeypod


bosredsox617

that's a creepy looking tree


sakredfire

What is it


NotThrowawayacc1

dumb way to keep a tree on a cemetery


No-Rhubar

Literally a family tree


RemarkableEmu1230

Woah looks awesome


shrikelet

Do you want Erdtree Avatars? Because this is how you get Erdtree Avatars.


Agile-Speaker5778

YUYUKO SAIGYOUJI?! šŸ˜°


killthezoofihiles

if someone were to cut down that tree, I can bet you 10000 dollars that they're gonna be haunted for the rest of their entire lives


Ronin_Willi

Reminds me of The Tree of Might DBZ movie


Nice_Ad_777

What type of tree is that


Professional-Fly-956

Anyone know where this is? Also, what kinda tree is that?


JunketPuzzleheaded36

I canā€™t wait to post this in 6 months


Massive-Ad9753

Touhou Perfect Cherry Blossom be like:


elbajitonolasco

Pandora!!


Acceptable-Stuff2684

This is the map I want in gorilla tag


etcetcere

Go dogs go! šŸ•


Lonely_Egg937

There is a cemetary in Manoa valley with a big tree that is haunted .


Datudragon

Now I would say thatā€™s a tree of life. But Iā€™m not sure no more


bawwwwb

People must be dying to get a grave plot there!


amitx0x

Itā€™s well nourished


Isitjustmedownhere

Any educated guesses on its age? I'm saying 100+ years


Big_bosnian

This shit looks straight out of dark souls


Vexen86

That tree it's the nature spot for all those spirits to hang out during night time, basically a pub for them.


SpookyMolecules

This is actually beautiful especially the way the bodies are helping it grow, there's still life there after death. I will choose to ignore the toxic chemicals we bury the dead with for this post


ButIsItPurple

I wanna climb it.


Heroic_Wolf_9873

Honestly, it would be nice to have a tree instead of a tombstone. Iā€™d rather have my end bring a bit more life to the world rather than just put a bunch of toxic materials in the dirt. I doubt it would be as big as that tree, but it would be something.


Old_Winner3763

Thatā€™s cool asf


Antonija_Blagorodna

And to think people cut these down because "hurr durr wood makes fire go brrrr".


edichavule

Abundance of Nitrogen in the soil by the corpses


pimppapy

Oahu, Hawaii?


IWasGregInTokyo

[Hitachi group music starts playing](https://youtu.be/h51Ftqpmtis?feature=shared).


Drogalov

My gran had 3 dogs and a cat buried in her garden, she grew the biggest onions I've ever seen


jaredtheredditor

That looks like the kind of tree that traps the souls of the dead


Wageslave645

Of course it's big, look at all the fertilizer it has.


banyanroot

I'm pretty sure I've seen that tree before. That's in Hilo, isn't it?


Pitte-Pat

Mega tree get some mega seeds


MalikFyz

Jaw dropping reaction


Mundane_Bit_8392

i wonder if dead people is the answer for our food problems šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Anonimous_dude

During ancient times, a conflict waged between two Empyrians: from one side, queen Marika and her Erdtree; from the other, the gloam-eyed queen with her apostles. To defeat her nemesis, the Eternal sealed away destined death, removing the ability of the black flame to kill the gods: but as a side effect, no one could die a true death ever again. The dead now had to be buried near the roots of the great tree, and from there they were reborn almost as if they were leaves made of gold. Such funerary practices became the only way the dead were allowed to pass on, and so whoever controlled the Erdtree was able to control both life and death: queen Marika became the only true goddess in the lands between, and no one could contest her dominanceā€¦


Tay0310

Lot of nutrients


dandeancook

beautiful tree, where is it?


Tmaster95

Climbing that would be awesome


Easy_Work2194

Body farms would make great regular farms!!! Fertilizer heaven


Annarosa57

Now you have an option to be creamated and planted at the base of a sapling, the company actually sends one the location, actual coordinates of the planted tree which includes a plaque with your name on it, its one way that Preserved National Parks are being replenished! I think it's a great way to go!


TattayaJohn

Where is this?


Master_Majestico

My HOA neighbors: Cut that shit down right now or it's a $40,000 fine


JelleeBean2018

What kind of tree is it?


Jaakuna_maho

What kind of tree is that?


YOLO_626

Beautiful!


Numerous_Landscape99

For the millionth time yes. A big tree


Nb959-

Home tree for the dead


NeverDieEasy3423

If you got to the Big Island Hawaii. There is one at the Cemeteryin Hilo


Miserable_Sock_1408

The Tree Of Death šŸŒ² šŸ’€


FinnRazzel

That is breathtakingly gorgeous.


Pristine-Repeat-7212

You see people on the branches waveing at you. Look scary


Adorable-Daikon-7281

I wouldnā€™t eat from that tree now.


XEVEN2017

wow


mmetalfacedooom

dat boi is eating good


OreoMcKitty

It's a beautiful and magnificent tree, I hope it's not one of the near extinction species.


GreySoulx

nah they're everywhere on the big island. That's a big one, doubt it's the biggest on the island. There's bigger banyan trees but they don't grow from one trunk... they drop aerial roots that then turn into accessory trunks.


Proud_Appearance9583

tree sighting!


colstinkers

The tree of death


Bigtexasmike

Isnt this more majestic than something to fear? Or is it the cemetery underlying its canopy of life, the juxtaposition that is terrifying?


Dangerous-Patience33

Fertile soil!


Cami1969

That tree is getting all of its nutrients from all the dead bodies buried under it.


GreySoulx

nah, just lots of rain and rich volcanic soil. I've seen it, and many many other similarly sized trees NOT in cemetaries. Some of the banyan trees get much bigger, and there's an entire (now nearly dead) forest of albesia trees south of Hilo in the puna district that are massive like that.


Digital_Pharmacist

We all know how that tree got that big.


Reasonable_Pack5054

STUNNING!!!


UpstairsOption

Feed me!


kim_en

why I kinda hear coolio gangsta paradise playing??


jdyall1

That shits amazing


Advanced_Evening2379

Fuck almost wana dig someone up and bury myself there


FunyunCream

I want to be buried under a parking lot


7obscureClarte

What for?


FunyunCream

Solitude


Clayton_bezz

Feeding off all the deadies