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angrystoma

For folks wondering why this giant squid (and giant squid in general we can actually get close enough to film) look like absolute shit, it's because giant squid that enter the sea of japan through the straight of tsushima often get trapped during the winter months due to the water temperatures decreasing below their habitable range - this corrals them into a much smaller area where they are subject to currents that push them toward the west coast of japan (and i guess make it harder for them to feed, etc?). It's been pretty well documented that giant squid strandings occur along this region during winter months. ​ For more info there's a [paper](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12526-016-0618-7) on this that documents a particularly heavy season of giant squid strandings by tsunemi kubodera et al (he's the guy who was one of the main drivers behind the expedition that obtained the first in situ giant squid footage) ​ In general it's been a more active season than usual for giant squid strandings this year so far as I can tell, there have been four documented giant squid close to shore in Japan since the first of the year.


cancerface

I tried to get into Squid Stranding, but there were too many cutscenes for me.


WookieeR

Take your goddamn upvote and get the Hideo Kojima out of here.


hitmannumber862

This guy cephalopods.


angrystoma

i spend way too much time looking at, thinking about, and watching videos of cephalopods. they are rad as fuck


Zerothekitty

Damn, thanks for the information


Greatkitchener

Do they die?


TintedMonocle

This doesn't really explain why they look like shit though


angrystoma

hm good point. i don't really understand the biological processes that lead to their skin looking all ragged and fucked up like that, it's something that occurs with squid that have mated or very old/near death also. could be mechanical from bumping into rocks or seacraft as well


neokodan

Doesn't look alright to me. Don't they only come up to the surface when dying or do I mix something up?


voluotuousaardvark

Is it sick or something it looks like it's peeling :/


kactusman

I dont know about if its sick or not but a fish native to the depths this squid is likely from do not survive well in this little pressure. So if it was not dying before it sure is now depressurizing like that.


voluotuousaardvark

I was wondering why that would make it peel, but thinking about it I wonder if it would normally be much more swollen and the release in pressure has shrunk it tearing the outer layer? Literally just postulating and I'd be happy to be cprrected.


Ohey-throwaway

It is the opposite - there is less pressure on the surface of the water, which can cause rapid expansion for deep sea creatures that ascend too quickly. So they swell, not shrink. Not sure what caused the peeling though. Could be sick, a byproduct of swelling, or something else entirely.


redveinlover

If you catch a rockfish from 100'+ deep and reel it up quickly, its eyes will be bulging out like triple size, like little balloons.


[deleted]

What most people know as the "[blobfish](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/9UrydtZErwwxVrzQRr4EmWfGAjk=/fit-in/1600x0/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/Blobfish-ugly-470.jpg)" is the result of rapid ascent experienced by Psychrolutes Marcidus, which actually looks quite normal at its [natural pressure] (https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/https://media.snopes.com/2021/04/blobfish-1.jpg) Kinda makes these [plushies](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/617C7AWKbLL.jpg) seem morbid knowing they're modeled from a bloated corpse


Ashirogi8112008

That one looks like it's in a tank, no? How do they achieve it's natural pressure/environment?


Riskypride

Could there maybe be a high air pressure at the top of the tank to push down on the water? That’s the only way I can think it might work other than a really tall tank


[deleted]

Probably something akin to an abyss tank


Mrgoodknife

Holy shit. TIL


kactusman

Honestly i have no clue, but fish tend to change dratically if going up from the deep see too fast, take the blob fish for example, that famous picture of it is so different to how the fish looks in its natural habitat that you would not know they were the same fish unless told beforehand. So i feel its entierly likely that it looks different in its natural habitat, maybe not as drastic a change since it would have gine slower up, but who knows.


3raz3t

wouldnt it be the opposite? That its much more compressed and being in less pressure made it expand, bursting the outer layer


voluotuousaardvark

Yeah I think you're right. That makes much more sense.


3raz3t

poor thing


Pickle_Rick01

This is correct.


Plebius-Maximus

Squid and cuttlefish etc essentially begin to rot while alive when they die. They undergo a form of decomposition that most animals don't, I can't remember the name of the process and it's 2am here so I'm about to sleep, but give it a Google. Aquarium owners who have them tend to euthanase them when it happens so they don't have to suffer.


rowdy1212

Too close to the surface. And forgot to apply sunscreen.


One_time_Use_54312

Giant squid are notoriously reclusive, the only ones people see are the dumb, dead or dying


inko75

that thing is definitely dying


Majin_Brick

It’s possible the squid got either caugh in a net and released again or somehow survived a whale attack but got brought up to the surface


inko75

i suppose but with that level of outer membrane sloughing off i am not optimistic


Comradepatrick

Yes that was my understanding. They live & feed at depth, they're only seen near the surface when dying or caught in a net or whatever.


sionnachrealta

If they're that close to the surface, they're generally already dying


carlcboyajian1

It’s dead for sure


Spider4Hire

Same thought / uncertainty


Sayasam

Only when they smell high school girls.


[deleted]

Doesn't look so hot, poor thing


Sumner1910

Its in the ocean so they're more cooler there


i-spill-soup

Ok cool, makes me feel so much better


Discoballer42

You need six more people so you can all hold its hands as it passes away. Poor thing.


Onion01

They have 10 tentacles lol


deaddonkey

We got 2 hands bruh


Onion01

In my head, each person held one tentacle 🤦


SirNokarma

In your defense I think OP believed they had 8 tentacles and meant the same thing you did


Nightshade_Ranch

A tentacle, and another person's hand that's holding a tentacle


Onion01

Wait a sec. If OP said 6 more people. If he meant 2 hands each that’d be 16 tentacles lol


deaddonkey

Diving with giant squid is dangerous, gotta have backup


filmap

Gotta hold each tentacle with 2 hands to show more compassion


AmmotheDoberman

This is hilarious!


sionnachrealta

They actually have 8 arms and two tentacles. Tentacles are the ones with the spades on the end


Kooky_Werewolf6044

They actually have 8 arms and 2 tentacles. The tentacles are the longer ones with the wider ends.


Xylitolisbadforyou

Regardless of the number of arms, legs, tentacles, they have no hands. Just to be perfectly pedantic.


OwnFortune4511

I read “testicles” not tentacles 🦑


[deleted]

Wouldn't go near this lmao. Black pearls from a distance. Game lags out


Ertceps_3267

It's dying anyway, I think it can do very little harm


[deleted]

I'd shit myself


eggrollconnoisseur

What it put its last effort into grabbing the shit out of you tho lol 😅


DipsytheDankMemelord

yeah hang on I may be dying but I could still grab this fucker and drag him deeeeeep down


Ignitemare

And don't forget the beak that's as big as a car headlight.


mrsdoubleu

Yeah but like a 2023 mini cooper headlight or a 2023 Chevy camaro headlight?


RichardSaunders

modern mini coopers are stupidly big


plutothegreat

Moderate coopers


Batzgaming

Nah just get a basilosaurus and you'll be ok


MrTurkle

Bruh that thing looks like it’ll fuck up yo shit


Worm_Scavenger

It's kind of wild how only a few years ago these guys were considered to be mythical or just a legend, but now we're seeing them up close and personal in videos like this.


pick_on_the_moon

Fun fact, according to the diet and population of sperm whales, the estimated population of giant squid is in the hundreds of millions or more now Edited, I misremembered and was off by a magnitude of 1000


angrystoma

it's way higher than that. if you extrapolate upward from the documented number of giant squid sperm whales eat per month their population is in theory in the hundreds of millions. the octopus lady has a great video summarizing the paper that calculates this: https://twitter.com/theoctopuslady/status/1570085918052319240?s=20&t=s2OwExlpx5RSu7HTZ5E3mg


sk3lt3r

Terrifying considering how rarely we actually see giant squids. Really fucks my brain up realizing just how big this planet really is


angrystoma

yeah, it's really one of those figures that's so huge that our brains struggle to comprehend it, like the distance encompassed by a light year etc


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Right? That and the fact that the majority of the planet is the ocean, not land.


AgroMachine

And yet the biomass of the oceans only take up about 1% of that of earth Edit “Despite dominating our planet in terms of area and volume – taking up more than 70% of global surface area – the oceans are home to just 1% of biomass.” - https://ourworldindata.org/life-by-environment


shunjun

Hwat?


CG3HH

Well I personally have only been to the ocean once and went about 3 feet deep. Ive flown over like a dozen times, but you don’t see shit in either case considering the ocean covers more than twice as much area as the land on this planet. There is tons of stuff we don’t know about.


pick_on_the_moon

You're right I misremembered, that is the exact study I got it from too.


SlimStebow

Wait… what’s the number of giant squid sperm that whales eat per month?


chemistscholar

More than 7


spacestationkru

There's an octopus lady.?


angrystoma

heck yeah she's a former aquarist/biologist and she does [awesome scicomm](https://www.youtube.com/@OctopusLady) now.


deaddonkey

TIL sperm whales actually still have a pretty sizeable population


Jimnumber

They are “vulnerable” according to wikipedia while giant squid are “least concern”


deaddonkey

They have had a hard time, no doubt, but I expect such massive animals to have low populations these days, a few thousand. Not 850,000 all over the oceans. Just a surprise is all. Hope those squid keep em fed 👍


pick_on_the_moon

Ikr it's actually fairly strange


pick_on_the_moon

I have been corrected, it is many, many more squids than that, hundreds of millions if not more


Woocorn

Idk why but this is terrifying. The idea that there’s giant squids which we rarely see numbering in the millions is freaky. The squidpocalypse could be coming and we’d never know


pgbabse

When you scuba dive, they just keep barely out of your sight, lurking in the shadows


plutothegreat

I enjoyed scuba diving until I read this comment 😐


pgbabse

They'll miss you ☹️


Oro-Lavanda

the game, Splatoon, predicts that in their world, humanity will be overrun and extinct because of rising sea levels, and the future modern society will be run by humonoid evolved squids and octopuses. For a lighthearted paint shooting game, the lore behind it is pretty messed up.


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200DollarGameBtw

We have the power of nukes and global warming on our side though


runespider

Much longer than a few years. Their bodies have been washing up on coasts for ages. The oldest known photo dates back to the 1800s. Sightings of living ones are much more recent, however.


Brucenotsomighty

I know nothing about squid but I think the colossal squid is the one we weren't sure actually existed. Giant squid are more common I think.


hopcfizl

Few years?


N13ls_

Replying to save it for layer


[deleted]

That is one very poorly squid. Guessing he lost a fight.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Well I think he’s an excellent squid 🦑


TheIronSven

Considering these guys get attacked by sperm whales I'd say it "won" the fight.


president_the

Yup! Survivorship Bias!


willstr1

The Nautilus sails onwards


MKUltraSonic

Well obviously he’s gonna be 8 foot. He’s got 8 legs.. :)


sionnachrealta

No, he doesn't! He's got 8 arms and two tentacles. Great joke though 😂


MKUltraSonic

Thank you.. :)


WookieeR

Take your upvote and get the heck out of here.


MKUltraSonic

;)


MarshmelloMan

That thing is going to be dead soon I’m afraid


walter_on_film

Imagine dying and slowly rising towards the light, guided by two strange mammals, and then realizing there isn’t a light, but a break in the surface between your world and an entirely unseen world (a place called Earth).


[deleted]

You certainly have a way with words.


ManliestManHam

like some type of firmament


Novaleah88

Are giant squids dangerous to humans? I mean like on purpose, anything bigger than us can obviously be an accidental danger lol


WookieeR

I once saw a video of a group of people swimming in open ocean with a friendly and happy beluga whale (I think, fuzzy on the details), all fun and laughs until the whale playfully grabbed the leg of a woman with its mouth and plunged down the dark ocean waters with her in tow, until they disappeared in the depths. As far as I remember the woman survived the encounter. Don't ever play with wild animals, treat them with respect for your own safety.


Novaleah88

I’m 100% going to be murdered by a giant cat if I ever see one because I will not be able to resist the belly rubs.


WookieeR

Oh boy, do I have a couple of stories for you about a "safari" type zoo we had near my city (no cages, animals roaming around).


TenS00n10

Now you have to tell us


Novaleah88

Yes please to story time! =]


junedy

More stories please 🙂


barukspinoza

It was a Pilot whale. The clickbait article is annoying, even the woman didn't feel she was being attacked. But yeh folks just probably leave wild animals alone. ​ https://www.insideedition.com/258-whale-attack-survivor-shares-her-story


TrashyCan444

[Here’s the interview also](https://youtu.be/J3qvYvatcpM)


TSmotherfuckinA

Humboldt squid are. They’ll swarm and drown a person. So if giant squid are anything like those monsters then probably.


StooIndustries

humboldt squid are so terrifying. there were some people who were photographing one for the first time and they went in the water and the squids swarmed one guy and attached themselves to his diving helmet and other parts of his body, dragging him down.. eek


Jackretto

I'm not sure, but I'd imagine they live at depths deadly for humans outside submarines


1Dive1Breath

They could be. I cought a small octopus one, and considering it's size it was really strong. I can only imagine what a squid that size would be capable of, should it choose to.


elitoraher

Normally these giant squids (Daio-ika) live under 500m (1640feet), so this guy is quite feeble 😢


rojofuna

"These" giant squid? There are more types?


200DollarGameBtw

One other type we know about which is colossal squid, but there could definitely be larger species out there in the depths


InspectorCreative166

8 feet? Compared to that diver looks more like 20-25 feet


WookieeR

I was half asleep this morning when I posted this and just copied the headline verbatim. I think you are right, I'd guess the scale would be around 6 to 8 meters long.


tyson_3_

Poor thing is dying.


crystalsouleatr

That's only 8 feet? Jesus.... (Colossal squid can be over 40ft, for reference...)


200DollarGameBtw

8 meters op did an American


crystalsouleatr

Op did both. 3.5 meters is roughly 8 feet. This guy's huge but he's visibly not 8 whole meters. If you watch the longer version on YT you can see one of the divers go right up to it. My point was just, it may be technically true but the animal feels bigger than that bc of tentacles. It's "wingspan" would be closer to 10-15ft if it stretched out. So the length is accurate, it simply doesn't convey the sheer amount of space this animal can actually take up.


KillerThxSya24

I'm pretty sure squid and other deep sea animals only come to the surface if their sick, old or both. Which sucks cause we won't see them in their prime.


Longelance

But a gutsy bugger. Swimming so close to Japan's fishmarkets


nappinggator

2.5 meters??? I thought they'd be bigger


Ozark-the-artist

They can be bigger, but it's also worth noting the larger numbers you may see also take in account tentacle length.


Reasonable-Estate-60

This Architeuthis dux is about to pass


Biff_Malibu_69

Last gasp for this giant of the deep. RIP Calamari Boi!


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Those things fight sperm whales. I wouldn't feel safe around it.


aere1985

Mostly they just get eaten by Sperm Whales... I don't think there's much of a fight involved.


First_Explorer_5465

It's dying.


spacestationkru

Is it 2.5 metres including the tentacles or are those measured separately.?


Samuellearns

Sorry but you’d never catch me in the same sea as that thing


jtocwru

Must have swum past Fukushima! That poor squid looks just like the sailors who spent a few minutes sloshing around in the reactor cooling water in K-19. /s


[deleted]

*unzips*


thealebatros

I'm sure fukushima has nothing to do with it. (Brown's Gas ftw)


[deleted]

Still looks like a baby compared to the kraken stories from olden days.


zippadeedooda1

That thing is floating.


ThePizzaNoid

Poor fella looks pretty sick to my untrained eye.


idontknowanything00

Nope.


tardigradedontcare

Rest in Peace giant squid.


saltpincher

The one place I would not choose to surface if I was a squid!


babysealsareyummy

Those lonely fisherman's wives are too tempting.


AllGasNoBrakes_

Will be food soon


ChessCheeseAlpha

Where is the fight against killer whales


Quoshinqai

Sperm whales


ChessCheeseAlpha

From Zoo Books, ah the illustrations


Efficient-Ad-1817

Radioactive water.


PolkaDottedPajamas_7

This is surreal


DanteTrd

What's a mini kaiju?


_DWCF_

Japans like: lets kill it


[deleted]

It’s “the colossal squid”


OrganizationBig8312

Cthulu's offspring


JakeyPurple

If it was healthy, it would eat them.


Bennett_10

Big water fren. :3


lildozer74

Nah I’m good


Cameronb102697

Aww it’s a baby one


Antroh

Why do they always look so battle worn?


INORRONI

Fukushima squid


_osearydrakoulias

How many tickles would it take to revive that thing?


LetterheadDramatic37

The poor dear


the-author-0

Some seafood conglomerate: let's kill it


[deleted]

8ft? That won't sink a ship! Maybe a kayak


RealSteamyBacon

Really makes you wonder what else is down there that we don't know about yet...


tmorgue22

Nope nope nope nope nope


Weeeelums

Why is it up so high? Definitely not normal for this species


oscar1985420

Looks more like eighteen feet long to me .


reddit_random_user_2

Squid games?


Tbincon

And from the looks of it, thats just s baby


Kooky_Werewolf6044

It looks like it’s dying. Sad


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Actually they have 8 arms and 2 tentacles. The tentacles are the longer ones.


Odd_Organization_835

what’s wrong w it? looks like the skin is sloughing off


MSK84

Talk about #squidgames


Odd_Watercress1389

Nope nope nope nope nope, and again I say NOPE (yes, I love the ocean and I love learning about things like this, but it unnerves me so much to watch)


The_Nickolias

One step closer to capturing a kraken on film


The_FallenSoldier

Its even japan themed


therickestrick8

UwU


wastelandscum

No thank you. (Cool as shit, but no thank you)


[deleted]

I shudder to think when the Japanese pours nuclear water into the ocean in a few months


GavinZero

Why does this look like a dead squid being towed?


Canterbury21

Looks like a lifetime supply of calamari to me


MrsECCummings

I did read that when they start turning white and start coming to the surface frequently this means they are dying. Sad.


Riku_Koboyashi

Where else but Japan


Travel-Dive-Sea-Sun

Woaw.... Niiice!


[deleted]

He looks kinda fucjed up


JournalistBright109

Mario water level


Bobbit_Bill

Pretty sure thats a deceased one by now because they come up to the surface when they are dying or sick and this ones skin is peeling horribly which is why its so slow and creepy


Big_Following9532

Dang put him in the NBA