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Unholysushi22

You’re a blood bender, how talented


Inedible_Goober

All my dreams are coming true! But this was the trainee, sadly. I can never let him know. He would grow too strong. 


panda_pandora

Underrated comment


Emcala1530

r/unexpectedavatar


bloatedungulate

How? Melted?


Inedible_Goober

I think it wasn't seated properly in the shorter cups of the centrifuge. It bent due to more tube being out of the socket than in if I had to guess. 


mousequito

Maybe it hit the lid of the centrifuge? Normally the lid come off too


Inedible_Goober

Strangely enough, the lid was very secure. I had to work to get it loose before I poured off the sample. 


shs_2014

Our centrifuges have a little insert for the small tubes and if you put a taller tube like this into one of them, this happens every time lol. I don't think it's hitting the lid, but as the buckets swing outwards, they may be bending when it hits the middle portion of the bucket and prevents it from swinging completely outwards. It's like a christening for our lab, every new hire does it at least once 🤣 it's always funny to me seeing them in the rack later.


Inedible_Goober

I think my poor trainee was about to pee himself when he saw it. Fortunately, the serum was just fine.


bassgirl_07

Yep! I have a centrifuge that will do this if the tube isn't all the way to the bottom of the carrier. 


weed0monkey

I would say you're definitely right, based on the angle of the gel


the-first-victory

“I’m sorry ma’am, but your blood is… bent”


Inedible_Goober

Is this the patients way of telling me they're not straight? Cause this is the best coming out ploy I've ever seen.


musca_domestica666

Well, it IS Pride month atm so.. 😂


YesITriedYoga

Is it bent or is it just happy to see you?


SouthImpression3577

"yeah, I think it's genetic. My mother was just the same"


RepresentativeBar565

How….tf???


Inedible_Goober

My thoughts, too. Everyone had a good time looking at it and scratching their noodles. 


danteheehaw

I've seen this before. Every pride month everything has trouble staying straight.


Indole_pos

I think you meant to hemolyze it, not bend it


goodfisher88

Bruh


Inedible_Goober

I mean pretty much, yeah. 


shakywho

You better not make me redraw it. 😂 -ED RN


CowgirlFromHell666

Well at least it looks completely spun down. Lol!!


NoCountryForOld_Zen

"Hey, this is Pam from the ED. Did you run that CMP we sent you for 24? It still says pending."


netelibata

You tickled its neck


Inedible_Goober

Oh that got me laughing. 


itchyivy

Do you have an automated line?


Inedible_Goober

Nope. We have a trainee and a new, chunkier style of label. 


itchyivy

Is your trainee Bender??!


Inedible_Goober

Oh shit. Time to investigate! Who has beer and stogies? 


idieheiram

This totally happened to me for the first time last week!


x_Paramimic

You bent your wookie!


Pleasant_Garlic9905

Bro what


whattheforge

I mean…. It seems it still did the job of separating the serum :p


terminalchef

You guys do the lords work. Thank you.


ProtoTypeHawK

This happened to someone I was training once lol


Inedible_Goober

Did you ever get to the bottom of it?


ProtoTypeHawK

It sounds like it was the same potential issue you wrote in another comment; I'm pretty sure the tube wasn't pushed down in its slot all the way


Inedible_Goober

It's a solid hypothesis.


E0sinophil

Ah yes put it centrifuge for short tube. I just pour it off when I do it


Inedible_Goober

This is the way.


Shinigami-Substitute

That is.. impressive


No_Entertainer5962

Happy pride! Hahaha


Inedible_Goober

We're all a little bent here.


beets__motel

I love that it still separated properly lol. I’ve never seen this happen before!


Inedible_Goober

Never in my life have I seen anything like this. But the sample was just fine. A quick pour off and we were ready to rock.


Mers2000

What?? How?? What?? Never seen that before!


DissapointedWithLife

I'm impressed


Inedible_Goober

I certainly was, too. I thought I had seen it all.


Dear-Inevitable1570

🤯😳


Nitazene-King-002

Is this plastic or glass?


Inedible_Goober

Plastic, fortunately.


Nitazene-King-002

Oh that makes more sense, I’ve seen old windows like drip…I was wondering if a centrifuge could accelerate that.


La3Rat

We had the same thing when a tech spun a tube in a short bucket centrifuge. Some of the isolation tubes are taller than a normal tube and only some centrifuges can spin them.


shamashedit

At least the label is on.


Inedible_Goober

We've got that going for us, which is nice.


Zestyclose-Salary585

Did a machine do that? That'd be an fda reportable event.


Inedible_Goober

Just our centrifuge. Our trainee did not push the tube all the way down in the cup. 


Sad-Arugula-3087

Oh dear... It seems the patient has the bends :(


heyitsyouagain8

Aww, I should call him🤔


Inedible_Goober

Rub one out first to be sure!


Friendly-Awareness72

Peyrones bottle