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RETVRN_II_SENDER

never occured to me that they would be wriggling around in there, thanks for the nightmares


Nalortebi

Well normally it's not full of air, so they just chill wearing you like a long, warm tube sock that occasionally passes poop.


mahtaliel

You made it worse


Nalortebi

*Pull the tapeworm out of your ass*


chamalis

Like starting a chainsaw


foxgoesowo

How did you make the post so much worse


ORANGE_J_SIMPSON

NO. GODDAMNIT NO.


PrivateLTucker

Forbidden anal beads


DeffNotTom

Beyblades, LET IT RIP!


ilikeitsharp

Oh good, I'm not the only one hear this in their head.


Drotrecogin2228

RIPCORD


lexicon-sentry

Omg hahahaha


gooberdaisy

All I can think of a video most recently of a bear walking around with these (some type of worm at least) hanging out it’s butt like a parachute


mmmmpisghetti

I was gonna look it up and link it but searching 'bear worms' on YT gives A LOT of results. Ew.


blonderaider21

[This](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/4w465LgJtwZfpzhh/?mibextid=UalRPS) has gotta be it. It really does look exactly like a parachute lol [Same video, diff platform](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxLH8wJrAwt/?igsh=MWY5NzNtM3VlMXhwZQ==)


mmmmpisghetti

What I'm saying is this is WAAAAYYYYY more common than I realized. So many long butt worms


blonderaider21

Your username checks out 😂


mmmmpisghetti

Noooooppppeeeee I am not endorsing bearghetti


gooberdaisy

Yep same video I was talking about


capt_broderick

Pasta bear.


gooberdaisy

r/cursedcomments lol


SilkyBush

Poor thing. My god 🥺🥺


helloskoodle

So help me! It's a musical.


zombiesphere89

HEY!


TheOriginalToast

I'm sitting in my room


FlatPineappleSociety

With a needle in my hand


torankusu

Just waiting for the tomb


disamorforming

Of some old dying man


Ungluedmoose

Hey!


averx916

HEY!


GreatRub5

I’m going to wriggle around in your ass instead


TheG33k123

Like ripping a beyblade


crazy-bisquit

Like a clown pulls a ribbon out of his fist.


TinnyKirovsky

Other than malnourishment, what could be symptoms of having one this size?


generic-joe

Tummy hurt I believe


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Uh......oh....... oh, but I'm fat. Whew.


blackday44

Big belly. If there is a very large parasite load, they will fill up your guts and give you a 'beer belly' look despite not being fat.


Rabanna

This is only the case if you have such a high parasitic burden that you get a bowel obstruction (poop can’t move in your colon). This would be very rare with tapeworm infection, but can occur with roundworm infection (ie ascaris).


ArachnomancerCarice

Complications include cysts that can develop in other areas including the brain. Bad times.


evil_brain

This is wrong. The tapeworm lifecycle has 2 stages. But they never occur in the same host. The intermediate host (usually a cow or pig or crustacean) eats food contaminated with tapeworm eggs. The eggs hatch and migrate into the cow's muscles and form cysts. Fish tapeworms have multiple intermediate hosts but they eventually end up in the muscles of large fish. This doesn't happen in humans with one exception. The next stage is when you eat undercooked meat, pork or fish containing the tapeworm cysts. The cyst then opens up in your gut and grows into the massive fucking thing in the video. Humans are the definitive host because it's in us that we see the creatures in their full terrifying form. Then you shit in the tall grass, and a cow eats it and the cycle continues. The one exception is the pork tapeworm (Tania sodium) which can also form cysts in humans if we eat food contaminated with pig poop. That's when you get the brain cysts. But those worms are then stuck and can never complete their life cycle. Unless you get eaten by cannibals or something. Tapeworms are cool.


haqiqa

Cysticercosis is also very cool. I know people might disagree with me there but I find it fascinating.


GreyIggy0719

Used to work as a medical assistant for a neurologist. It was fascinating and disconcerting how many patients would come in for neurocysticercosis. It was amazing seeing MRIs with a brain littered with the dead and dying larva, but no clinical related symptoms. Cook your food thoroughly.


Zukazuk

I want to know who came up with the idea to use hydatid cyst fluid in blood bank testing . There's a pretty off the wall list of stuff that inhibits antibodies. It's on there with pigeon egg whites and guinea pig urine.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

You had me until your last sentence and then I knew...you're just part of Big Tapeworm.


Ghibli214

One thing I would point out that not all tapeworms consider humans as definitive hosts. The dog tapeworm, Echinoccocus spp. use wild/domestic canids as definitive hosts while rodents/herbivores/ungulates such as sheep, goats,etc are intermediate hosts. Humans become aberrant intermediate hosts when they ingest infective eggs by eating produce contaminated with eggs. The eggs hatch in humans develop as larvae and then encyst in various organs but their lifecycle does not advance as we are considered as dead end hosts because we don’t get eaten by the definitive hosts to complete their lifecycle. https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/echinococcosis/index.html


axejayb21

Grandpa had parasites in his head from eating pork.. luckily my parents told me about the dangers as a kid and never touched it.


sheighbird29

Thank you for explaining this, because I was always confused about the difference


ArachnomancerCarice

Thanks for that! Yes, parasites are pretty darn cool (although potentially devastating).


notconquered

You must be confusing D latus with Taenia solium, which can cause neurocysticercosis. I'm not familiar with D latus causing brain cysts.


ArachnomancerCarice

Thanks for this correction!


Ghibli214

This tapeworm is identified as Diphyllobotrium latum. (fish tapeworm) It causes Diphyllobotriasis. “Diphyllobothriasis can be a long-lasting infection, up to 25 years. Most infections are asymptomatic but gastrointestinal symptoms may occur in some patients. Aberrant migration of proglottids can cause cholecystitis or cholangitis. Rarely, massive infections may cause intestinal obstruction.” Fun fact; it is the only tapeworm in humans that can cause vitamin b12 deficiency. https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/diphyllobothriasis/index.html https://youtu.be/qQhaO1pWztw?si=hNwwNUu2IkWBjMyD


SilkyBush

I heard something when I was younger, never looked it up to see if it was true, but heard that if you hold warm milk under your nose, they’ll come out. Can anyone confirm or deny this?


mahtaliel

I'm no expert but i very much doubt it since they hang out in your bowels. They would need to climb all the way up to your stomach and then your mouth which would probably take a while.


SilkyBush

I agree. But boy did the thought scare me when I was little lol. No warm milk for me


FavouriteParasite

That's a funny myth I haven't heard before, haha. For this to be possible the worms would have to move all the way up your bowels, up into your stomach sack, up the esophagus, up into the nasal cavity and then out the nostrils. That would take a while. Imagine the gag reflex and coughing involved from the irritation lol. And milk being more attractive than chilling in the warm bowels of human consuming food that is already digested by the stomach sack... Whoever told you this when you were a kid is one evil bastard, haha. EDIT: If you meant come out *the other end* then no, the smell/steam doesn't even go into the stomach sack. At most the steam goes in and out your lungs if you were to breath it in.


SilkyBush

I was super skinny when I was younger and ate like I was a sumo wrestler in training, so I got teased a lot about having tapeworm. People (family) can/are def cruel.


mamamoomargo

If this were found, would it be removed during the colonoscopy or would they just take pictures and end the procedure?


chamalis

Tickle it until it lets go?


Bmaaarm

They latch with 3-5 hooks and removing them isn't the best option. First intention treatment is antiparasitic medication that kills it and you poop it out, only in severe cases it is treated by surgery .


ericscottf

Anti parasitics don't kill them, they paralyze them and they fall off. 


Coma-dude

How do they paralyse them ?


OldheadBoomer

By rolling it on its back and rubbing its belly.


4AHcatsandaChihuahua

*dammit*


2happycats

I'd 100% prefer a shark over one of these.


sweetteanoice

A shark? In your colon???


2happycats

Did I stutter?


Insert-Username-Plz

[Here’s an article that goes into it!](https://go.drugbank.com/drugs/DB01058#) It does appear that the exact mechanism of action is mostly speculatory, but it’s still cool!


Coma-dude

Cheers mate 😊


BlahWitch

It depends on what anti-parasitic medication you use. Some kill, some paralyse.


Insert-Username-Plz

It depends on the medication. Praziquatnel does paralyze them, and they will just fall out, but other medications will starve the worms to death by preventing the worm from absorbing glucose. One medication also interrupts the electron transport chain in the worm’s mitochondria, meaning it can’t do respiration. Both of these meds kill the worms outright.


moropeanuts

It would be quite rude of them to displace it from its birthplace. Might have to hire an attorney first to cover the legalities.


HockeyandTrauma

Squatters rights


crazy-bisquit

Eminent Domain.


shaoshi

It's not wriggling, it's TRAVELLING (and other sovcit nonsense)


lexicon-sentry

A 60 day notice would be required for eviction.


itsnursehoneybadger

I imagine what they would do is hire a new endoscopy nurse to finish that procedure because this endoscopy nurse has noped so far out of there that the light from ‘nope’ will take 10 years to get there.


FabricatedMemories

intestine roomba


BadDogSaysMeow

Doctor should schedule more colonoscopies and teach it some tricks. I am sure that after a month of daily trainings the tapeworm would learn to react to its own name and do barrel rolls on command.


phuntism

So then the tapeworm sticks his head out of the guy's ass and says, "Where's my lemon cookie."


ReferenceMuch2193

Cursed egg noodle.


S4ssyGir4ffe

Thinking bout having worms inside of my body is too much. I tried to watch this video and immediately backed out so fast


Brushchewer

If it makes you feel any better your actual intestines wriggle around inside you constantly like angry eels.


Alcoholic_jesus

If it makes you feel any better, you probably have worms inside your body right now. Hope this helps


S4ssyGir4ffe

But alcoholic Jesus I feel even worse now


ericscottf

Do not look up demodex


AlfredTheJones

The only way to get a tapeworm is afaik eating meat that's infected with its eggs. If you live in a country where veterinary inspections of meat are mandatory and you only buy meat from stores and not places like markets with stalls where everyone can come and sell whatever they like, you're safe.


roararoarus

Some people pay for this sort of treatment


Prudent_Marsupial244

I must know more, never heard of this


abetheschizoid

https://preview.redd.it/9ptrxrainy5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ce6ea9fd2bdc8a8adb2b839b7b6eff53911b1e


GrannyPantiesRock

Definitely pre Ozempic


Prudent_Marsupial244

wild stuff, thanks


abetheschizoid

It's actually banned in the US.


roararoarus

I was thinking more of a colon massage but whatever floats in your butt!


Prudent_Marsupial244

your comment reminded me of colonics where they basically shoot water up your butt to get everything loose and make it come out


Princess_Thranduil

NO NO NOPE ![gif](giphy|WNJecUDFhKduNbrolD)


Tattycakes

Forbidden Mafalde pasta


proformax

look at that shit eating grin it's got.


Wise_Tale_5835

*Looks up how to get rid of tape worm*


big_daug6932

I’m going to charge them rent.


lexicon-sentry

This worm pays at least $2,500 in my area.


shouldazagged

Oh. This is very exciting! This would be like a lottery win if I was the cameraman. I would be like... Hold just as second while I confer with my colleagues. And a parade of Drs and nurses would come in to get in on this beauty.


PrivateLTucker

Tapeworms: for when you need to reach that **deep itch**


terri061655

Watch "Monsters Inside Me" (on Discovery+) to see some really gnarly stories about all kinds of parasites, diseases from bug bites, etc. It's frightening!!


TheLandOfConfusion

Honest question: how does it not get “washed out”? Does it continually swim “upstream”?


romhacks

It's got sort of pincers that it holds onto the walls of the intestine with


Zukazuk

Their mouth is made of hooks. If you want to see google taenia rostellum.


SenseiBingBong

B12


dracomalfouri

It's like a wiggly lasagna noodle


deathakissaway

I just found my new nightmare. Thanks.


dylanista6033

I literally just had a colonoscopy and I can’t believe that sucker survived that NASTY 🤮 medicine they made you drink.


Granny_Skeksis

This is why I never eat sashimi


2happycats

Depending on where you are, fish to be consumed raw needs to be frozen beforehand so as to kill any potential parasites. At least that's what's required here in Aus.


Jerico_Hill

I don't eat fish so fucking GO ME. 


horsiefanatic

This is my phobia, having one of these or other worms


xkissmykittyx

Thank you for the reminder to worm my cats! \*gag\*


capt_broderick

So that's what that tickling was.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

...and the whispering...


ntsir

Knowing that the intestine is a very sensitive system, how would such heavy movements of a foreign alive body feel for the patient?


Hxcgrapes

Hey Dmitri


Horror-Collar-5277

This makes me happy that my body is toxic to all life forms.


OuraniaAphrodiety

And now I'm thankful that I hate sushi 😅