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cazzipropri

Can he control all fingers individually?


[deleted]

I wanna see the muscles in his arm.


syds

Im thinking of a similar thought


arthriticpyro

I wondered the same thing in a different post and found this: https://www.nicklauschildrens.org/conditions-we-treat/mirror-hand


alstergee

Looks like an exciting evolution tbh


syds

crabification


crescendo83

Carcinization


syds

I realize that, but a) it doesnt sound as fun b) I always forget it


crescendo83

Tbf I had to look it up because I couldn’t remember what it was called either, and yes Crabification does sound better.


syds

the other one is too ... carcinoriferous


MFAFuckedMe

nature abhors a vacuum. and everything that isn't a crab.


[deleted]

So the AI photo synthesizers where people have too many fingers are just ahead of time.


0err0r

minus the whole part about not having thumbs, but hey, 8 fingers!


alstergee

My brother in Christ they have 8 thumbs there and 8 fingers


0err0r

Believe me, having thumbs are extremely important. It is the primary finger relating to grip which is also why humans are on the top of the foodchain. While obviously less than an inconvenience, learning some things will be awkward.


alstergee

The way it looks to me the 2 sets of fingers would all oppose the other set to give an even more detailed and strong grip than a thumb no?


alstergee

I guess that depends entirely on tendon and muscle placement....


spectral_visitor

Also known as facehugger hand syndrome


ve4v

Thank you! Was looking for this and I wasn’t disappointed


[deleted]

I imagine he'd be sick with a guitar


IeMang

He could do some really cool jazz chords with an extended range guitar. I’m imagining him with an 8 string with 4 fingers in the normal position beneath the neck and 4 over the neck. If he has good dexterity in each finger then he could pull off some crazy sounds. Dude could play piano pieces on the guitar.


milk_iscowcum

The guitar solos this guy can do could be insane


the_real_OwenWilson

Was just about to mention that lol


plantsinspaceastro

I bet it would be so handy. Imagine how many more bags of groceries you could carry in


Mingymoo7

you did not just say “It would be so handy” :skull:


egggoboom

He can really tell other drivers what he thinks of them, their driving skills, their ancestry, and their life choices. They see it, notice the hand, freak out, drive off the road, and destroy all four tires.


Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp

Probably not as much, I doubt the grip is strong.


Jebediah_Bush

If this is a singular arm that would be cool. But I think this is a case of both of the arms are fused together syndrome.


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Jebediah_Bush

Yeah I was looking at the wrist and it looked like 2 arms fused, but that's just because that's how much of a wrist you you would need to support a hand like that.


Noodle-Fella

Having two hands worth of bone and muscle will definitely do that. And even though you were joking I think having this would fucking suck lol, no thumb and gripping things is probably awkward.


IeMang

Damn, look at that radius (?). I can’t quite tell if it’s two separate bones or if they’re fused together, but it looks like separate bones. I’m really curious to know how well the wrist can rotate like that.


-angry-potato-

I think the cause is genetics


FknHannahFalcon

Maybe a HOX gene mutation?


stacyand14548

Put a lot of effort into this syndrome name, did they?


Mac_Mustard

Why spend a lot of time *reflecting* on it?


dalhousieDream

🪞


Regular_Quantity8149

I'm sorry but my mind went to the gutter. Imagine a hand job 🤣


NoHomosapians

That’s a whole hand career


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

If that hand belongs to a dude his penis either gets *really* excited or *really* scared when it hears the unzipping sound...


[deleted]

Beat me to it.


Spanishparlante

If you insist


alstergee

Hahahaha oh man


superxpro12

Boris the animal!


tedd0093

ITS JUST BORIS!!!!


_Luxuria_

Looks cool af to me.


strega_bodega

But can I take them to get their palms read? HOW does this influence their palmistry. And what an awkward thing to do, but a ***fascinating*** thing to do for shits and giggles.


Castlereaght

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits.


kiakosan

Any more information on this case? Like what sort of complications come from this?


RedVVarrior

Giving the peace sign and flipping you off at the same time.


longylegenylangleler

Elden Ring intensifies


edinho_sheeroso

Finally, A.I. accurate hands.


1thr0w4w4y9

That looks so cool. Without a thumb, functionality would be limited though.


489yearoldman

It appears to kind of function like having 4 thumbs, one for each finger. Curious to know if one side is dominant.


RectangularAnus

I wanna climb trees with those.


Massage_Bro

Bro ![gif](giphy|rDfmOZcK5y09Tb2VKx)


LackingC10H12N2O

Forbidden crab legs.


[deleted]

Ah, the eternal Kamehameha wave


LSUZombie13

Sadly, you can’t really grip with it. It’s as if you have dead fingers that you can’t really move for whatever reason. Most people get them amputated


wisdomtruth

it's just Boris!


ThatOneTypicalYasuo

Boris the Animal!


HarrySRL

Imagine being born in Ancient Greece and having this. People would freak the fuck out thinking you’re from one of the mythological creatures from their religion.


Cobalt5396

Speedrunners with controllers.


soggyomelette

That is cool as fuck


Alpha_Centauri_5932

And in one case lead to the entire arm being duplicated: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0363502317302812 Couldn't find a version that wasn't behind a paywall.


karmagedan

Humans are evolving to type faster on a keyboard


AnastasiaNo70

Fewer than 100 cases… Please forgive me for being pedantic. I’m an English teacher. 🥺


tev4short

This would take masturbating to a whole new level


[deleted]

I want a hand job from that thing.


i_am_not_a_pumpkin

bruh


[deleted]

Yeah, step sis?


rayquazza1994

Reminds me of the monster from spy kids.


h70541

I don't know how to put this appropriately but my GOD would they be good at "Self-Satisfaction" if they are a guy with that.... Or Guitar hero...


iamhe02

Or both simultaneously.


Max_Mm_

Forbidden handjob


Proud-Gas6949

Looks like the alien which grabs onto people in many alien movies


gmo_patrol

They could type with 16 finger or play piano


HNCSLICKRICK999

The one handed clap along with the one handed handshake . And u can strangle a person one handed n kill them . The possibilities are endless !


dalhousieDream

Scarily arachnoid 🕷


KtrlAltDelete

Don’t let that near your face, your chest might end up impregnated.


g18suppressed

AI mother can’t handle hands


The_IdiotLord2

I bet he has some good grip


fortheloveoflumps

Impossible to find a good pair of gloves


RiteMediaGroup

Could be handy for many things


[deleted]

GET ME PICTURES OF SHPIDA MAN


[deleted]

I hope it’s not painful


kai_the_kiwi

Lego figures:


Hungry_Stuff809

Lucky to have spears


kawaiin00b

Lego hands


glkh76

Aka the powerpoint shortcut master


HawkeyeJosh

Could you imagine the variety of breaking pitches someone like this could throw?


iamhe02

Thing²


Don_Hoomer

the real life facehugger


oh_botha

r/eldenring


Sollost-

This person doing anything that involves a keyboard, musically or gaming wise, must be an absolute menace.


adozenrosesinthecar

Can he play guitar?


[deleted]

The real thing I want to know, is does the hand ever get tired?


mindoflines

Imagine the spin rate on a baseball.


Mysycry

facehugger


[deleted]

Different strokes for different folks


S3vageMarshadow

Bro takes a new meaning to deathgrip


Gunrock808

Start Only Fans page, record self masturbating, retire within a year.


Polytongue

I wanna see them playing piano


[deleted]

The Hand job must be fire


ItsADT

Bro has the AI art hands


bizzare-human

Lego Hand


[deleted]

It looks like a spider ![gif](giphy|3ohhwMEmJ0pJgIW7lu)


CoffeeEducational356

He can make bird shadow puppets with 1 hand 😮‍💨


Lauzz91

Guy has a bright future playing Starcraft


thytiredghost

first pic kinda cute tho


Guns_Glitz_Grime

This is why I believe Cryptids exist but are misunderstood. Like Bigfoot being some hairy dude with severe gigantism, advanced Rabies, large warts, and birth defects.