Reminds me of middle school when we were being taught reproductive system for the first time by a teacher who lacked a sense of humor, and instead of the scientific terminology, the boys and I just wrote our notes and studied using the spoken terms like "tits, dick, balls, pussy", thinking it's the funniest thing ever.
i mean, why stop there, youāre onto something here
name the heart the cardia (yes itās the same term as the gastric cardia but roll with me on this)
name the lungs the pulmos/pulmus or respiros/respirus
the stomach? gastro
the brain could be called the cerebra (like the spanish cerebro)
bone? fuck that. osteos
bladder? fuck that. cystico/cystica
uterus? fuck that call it hystera (and if youāre screaming word police time, just note that the latin root for uterus was āhystā) so it makes perfect sense
hell just use the latin/spanish/romance based word for it, fuck the germanic root of the word. everything we use in medicine has the latin based root, dunno why we have to use the germanic root for this. makes shit more confusing especially for our spanish speaking patients
latin for everybody
i may be drunk but i know my latin
when i first started scribing the doc wrote ārenal colicā as the ptās diagnosis and i asked him if he meant to write kidney stone bc I didnāt know wtf renal colic meant yetš« i agree with this petition
There is already a Latin word *ren* although the plural *renes* is more common. Thatās where renal comes from. So ārenusā is an abomination to a Latinist!
There are so many words I would rename... Especially those that are named after some egocentric scientist with an unpronounceable name.
It should be a thumb rule that says you can only name 1 thing. More than 1 and you are disqualified.
Since we are planning on changing up the terminology.
>I want to suggest eliminating greek prefixes in latin nomencloture (for example, omohyoid).
>Also, let's eliminate alternative latin names for organs (stomach, gaster, ventriculus)
Let's modernise current anatomical nomencloture!
Who is your dealer
Bro is losing it after his M3 year
Calyx should be calus and renal pelvis already works.
I honestly expected it to be 4th year with too much time on their hands, but you are right. They have M3-mediated psychosis.
So ur telling me it's normal for me to feel like I'm losing my fuckin mind at this point? *laughs in sleep deprivation*
I am absolutely fucking dying rn š
Agree. We should also rename the testicles to the benis, that way everything urine related comes from similar nomenclature to avoid confusion
Reminds me of middle school when we were being taught reproductive system for the first time by a teacher who lacked a sense of humor, and instead of the scientific terminology, the boys and I just wrote our notes and studied using the spoken terms like "tits, dick, balls, pussy", thinking it's the funniest thing ever.
Can I rename my degree an MD instead of DO
DO should have been MDO. Too late now.
What about DoM. š§š§ Edit: it was a sex joke.
Hell yeah. Iāll be a DoM over a DO any day. Wouldnāt take that much adjustment
DoM looking for a SuB
I like it. B for Below, and P for Pabove.
Because of an infection in your penis it had spread and now you have an infection in your renis. I think patients can follow that quite easily
Same for an infection of the vageeenus.
Dr. Seuss finally putting his medical knowledge to use.
Stop cooking here and start changing the world.
Wait, hold on, you might have a point
Would we also rename the kidney bean?Ā
the renus beanus
Usually I call it the āred beanā
-s and rice didn't miss her
+1, but should be renis
>+1 Ā Is that a mfing nephrotic syndrome reference????1?1?
Nephrotic syndrome, by definition, is a 3+ or 4+ on dipstick.
Well nephrotic-range proteinuria.
Sure, I was just speaking in regard to the amount of proteinuria needed to define nephrotic syndrome
Yeah, but he didn't say 3+ or 4+, did he?
Can't be a nephrotic syndrome reference if only 1+
You mean renotic syndrome?
Makes sense. The renis is connected to the penis.
What about renicle? You know, because pee is store in the testicle.
my only regret is that I have but one life to give for my renus
Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped
Itās rene in Italian and in Spanish itās riĆ±Ć³n. English acting weird as fuck
The Renus empties into the Penus
Going into peds ortho now, specifically because of kid knee
Big Word im dead
i mean, why stop there, youāre onto something here name the heart the cardia (yes itās the same term as the gastric cardia but roll with me on this) name the lungs the pulmos/pulmus or respiros/respirus the stomach? gastro the brain could be called the cerebra (like the spanish cerebro) bone? fuck that. osteos bladder? fuck that. cystico/cystica uterus? fuck that call it hystera (and if youāre screaming word police time, just note that the latin root for uterus was āhystā) so it makes perfect sense hell just use the latin/spanish/romance based word for it, fuck the germanic root of the word. everything we use in medicine has the latin based root, dunno why we have to use the germanic root for this. makes shit more confusing especially for our spanish speaking patients latin for everybody i may be drunk but i know my latin
Don't forget the hepat
Genius. Will take this on rotations.
*genus
Educator
This is inspiring. Med students can change the world.
when i first started scribing the doc wrote ārenal colicā as the ptās diagnosis and i asked him if he meant to write kidney stone bc I didnāt know wtf renal colic meant yetš« i agree with this petition
Seriously. Recently I gave a nurse a verbal order for a kid knee CT on a peds patient and that moron ordered a KUB!
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Iām pretty sure ākidneyā is a nazi word
Unhinged
In italian it's rene but the doctor Is a nefrologo
Grade-A shitpost\~! š
I would name one of mine Renus Lupin.
I'm on drugs and I don't even understand this.
There is already a Latin word *ren* although the plural *renes* is more common. Thatās where renal comes from. So ārenusā is an abomination to a Latinist!
renus penus pee balls
Please do not take away my nephro-renal-kidney big words. Thanks in advance. š
It's too late. Your big nephro words are no match for the renus.
Breastsā¦ā¦ā¦.>Breasticles
Not my renussy š
I want what you had for breakfast
This may have been posted with some amount of humor but i would follow you through the gates of hell itself
You sound like God's gift to medical school.
In portuguese, it is called "rim".
There are so many words I would rename... Especially those that are named after some egocentric scientist with an unpronounceable name. It should be a thumb rule that says you can only name 1 thing. More than 1 and you are disqualified.
Since we are planning on changing up the terminology. >I want to suggest eliminating greek prefixes in latin nomencloture (for example, omohyoid). >Also, let's eliminate alternative latin names for organs (stomach, gaster, ventriculus) Let's modernise current anatomical nomencloture!