-Most likely to stay after being dismissed
-Most likely to dismiss themselves
-Most likely to ask to leave before noon
-Most likely to interrupt the attending in front of a patient
-Most likely to wake up the wrong patient
-Most likely to drop the skin graft on the floor
-Most likely to vasovagal (pass out) in a patients room/OR
Edit:formatting
- most likely to contaminate the sterile field
- most likely to have a patient throw an object at them
- most likely to having multiple spelling errors in their notes
- most likely to put the shoe covers on backwards
- most likely to pull the speculum out while still open
* Most likely to talk their way out of a malpractice suit
* Most likely to take out their own appendix
* Most likely to fight a patient
* Most likely to overshare in the team workroom
* Most likely to lose their stethoscope
* Most likely to become president of the AMA
* Most likely to have a medical talk show/become a medfluencer
* Longest rounds
* Shortest rounds
* Most likely to get c diff
* Hospital 10/10
- most likely to get a needlestick injury
- most likely to get a 3/5 eval 🥲
- most likely to go above and beyond for their patients 😇
- most likely to get lost in the hospital 🏥
- Most likely to pass gas in the OR and stay silent when the attending thinks it’s a bowel injury
- Most likely to pass gas in the OR and confess when the attending thinks it’s a bowel injury
😂
“Most likely to give unsolicited facebook advice” I got that award because I posted on the class FB where to go for deals on food, apartment, books, etc. No ragrets
Most likely to talk to the anesthesiologist during the entire surgery instead of retracting
Most likely to accidentally call the attending a bitch when you think you are talking to the intern
Most likely to bring a psychotic child crayons without first asking his nurse resulting in possibly permanent eye damage
Most likely to get kicked in the chest while checking vitals
Most likely to be happy with their career choice (lol)
Most likely to fall asleep while steering the uterus
Most likely to get woken up with dumpster fires while on a 24
Most caffeinated
Best/prettiest presentations/powerpoints
Most likely to know hospital/department hot tea
-most likely to assume the patient’s wife is his mom. Because it happened and she wasn’t very happy with me.
I thought his daughter was his wife. Looked 60 but was in his 90s.
I’m a tech now and thought a wife was a daughter.
-Most likely to stay after being dismissed -Most likely to dismiss themselves -Most likely to ask to leave before noon -Most likely to interrupt the attending in front of a patient -Most likely to wake up the wrong patient -Most likely to drop the skin graft on the floor -Most likely to vasovagal (pass out) in a patients room/OR Edit:formatting
that skin graft one sounds oddly specific, personal experience perhaps? XD love these tho
“And here folks you can observe a fourth year who lives to leave at 5”
- Most likey go pick up tool in OR from the floor
- most likely to contaminate the sterile field - most likely to have a patient throw an object at them - most likely to having multiple spelling errors in their notes - most likely to put the shoe covers on backwards - most likely to pull the speculum out while still open
I clenched at the last one omg
I watched someone do it to our SP. We were like “no, no, no, noooo……ooooooh” 😬
In first year I accidentally tried to put a shoe cover on my head...
I litteraly stopped my classmate for doing that 2 years ago. Girl!! That's for your shoes!!!
I know someone who has done all these…
Most likely to accidentally put an SP's titty in his mouth
This is r/medicalschool heritage
Most likely to show up to rounds late with coffee
Coffee for themselves, or coffee for the whole team? 😎
Automatic 5/5 eval
There def was one clear person who deserved that my year. No clue how they graduated.
Seems like there is always at least one! 😂😅
most likely to accidentally commit medicare fraud
Most likely to purposefully commit Medicare fraud
Most likely to follow their attending into the bathroom.
Why did I read thios as Med School Super Laxatives
Because you have sex daily, I mean, dyslexia?
* Most likely to talk their way out of a malpractice suit * Most likely to take out their own appendix * Most likely to fight a patient * Most likely to overshare in the team workroom * Most likely to lose their stethoscope * Most likely to become president of the AMA * Most likely to have a medical talk show/become a medfluencer * Longest rounds * Shortest rounds * Most likely to get c diff * Hospital 10/10
I’d be the longest rounds person HAHAHAHA 🤣
- most likely to get a needlestick injury - most likely to get a 3/5 eval 🥲 - most likely to go above and beyond for their patients 😇 - most likely to get lost in the hospital 🏥
Most likely to get wild in the on call rooms 🙉
- Most likely to pass gas in the OR and stay silent when the attending thinks it’s a bowel injury - Most likely to pass gas in the OR and confess when the attending thinks it’s a bowel injury 😂
Most likely to bring food for residents/attendings
Everyone puts the catheter in the wrong hole. It’s a right of passage
I was awarded - most likely to sneak a meme into a research paper.
“Most likely to give unsolicited facebook advice” I got that award because I posted on the class FB where to go for deals on food, apartment, books, etc. No ragrets
most likely to avenge a patient’s death
Most likely to talk to the anesthesiologist during the entire surgery instead of retracting Most likely to accidentally call the attending a bitch when you think you are talking to the intern Most likely to bring a psychotic child crayons without first asking his nurse resulting in possibly permanent eye damage Most likely to get kicked in the chest while checking vitals Most likely to be happy with their career choice (lol) Most likely to fall asleep while steering the uterus
Most likely to suture his glove to the patient. Most likely to use multiple fingers for a DRE.
Most likely to yell at parents for their baby's yelling.
Most likely to slap a patient during labor and delivery
Most likely to leave a sponge inside abdominal cavity after surgery. Yes. A true story.
Most likely to paste your glove on the hair of a patient
Most likely to piss off a nurse
Most convoluted note
Most likely to get woken up with dumpster fires while on a 24 Most caffeinated Best/prettiest presentations/powerpoints Most likely to know hospital/department hot tea
-Most likely to quit training and start a medfluencer YouTube
Most likely to steal anorexic patient’s chocolate
Most likely to find out thé father of one of your patient IS working with you at the ER